Nov 4 2009Molly Sims' Acting Reel - in a bikini
Here's 3 minutes and 17 seconds of supermodel Molly Sims pretending to be a serious actress while wearing a bikini the entire time, and she's hired! Now, I wouldn't go so far as to say the work I have for her is considered acting as much as it's a steamy exercise in not laughing at my penis. Okay, so maybe's there some acting. And cameras. And teamsters stopping by to make my bedroom look like the Batcave, I'm getting ahead of myself.
Oct 30 2009Britney Spears debuts '3'
Britney Spears debuted the video for "3" on her official blog today, and if you had any concerns about her not being able to hack it as a stripper once she drowns her career in Frappucinos and crazy, this thing should put those fears to rest. Britney's clearly mastered the key skills of wearing a revealing swimsuit, hanging from objects and rocking the thighs of a field hockey player. Granted, she may refuse crumpled up bills if they don't smell like bacon, I'm confident she'll adapt over time/enough trips to Wendy's dollar menu. (She responds to repetition.)
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Oct 22 2009Shauna Sand is auctioning her shit
Shauna Sand posted a video online today (After the jump) where she reveals she's hawking her personal shit on eBay tomorrow. Everything from heels to swimsuits to personally autographed photos that if somebody ever gave me as a gift, I'd have the legal right to shoot them in the pancreas. Mom.
Thanks to Ryan who wonders how you set your eBay Alerts to "Warn me if she sells her tits." (That should really be an option.)
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Oct 8 2009Seth Green mugging videos are a fake. Here's why.
Earlier in the week I received the above video of Seth Green captured on someone's cell phone as he flipped out about being mugged on the set of a commercial. Because nobody gets mugged without dropping some F-bombs afterward - don't argue with science - then blatantly waits for someone else to say their lines, I immediately dismissed it as fake.
Now a new video has popped online last night (after the jump) that's supposedly security footage of Seth getting mugged which also looks staged as shit. So I went back and found the old e-mail of him freaking out and that's when I noticed something odd. The link redirects me to YouTube via Threshold Interactive: A marketing firm. Whoops! And I hope Seth Green didn't pay a lot for this.
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Aug 11 2009Channing Tatum's male stripper past (VIDEO)
Apparently Channing Tatum (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) started his career as a male stripper in Florida back in 1999, according to Us Magazine:
Then 18, the star -- who performed under the alias "Chan Crawford" -- approached the troupe's owner London Steele at a now-defunct Florida nightclub about a job.
"He was shy at first, but he really knew how to work the stage," Steele tells Us, adding that Tatum lip-synched in the act and earned $50 a night (plus tips) during his year-long stint.
"The women went crazy for him!" Steele added. The actor --- who wed his Step Up costar Jenna Dewan on July 11 -- was so impressive he caught the eye of a female casting agent who put him in Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" music video.
I posted the video of Channing's routine, and if you're into dudes wearing impossibly baggy clothes then removing said clothes, holy shit, are you in luck. Also, a middle-aged woman gets dry-humped in the front row, so it's got that going for it. Your mom'll love it.
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Jul 30 2009Kristen Stewart underage drinks (VIDEO)
Because there's nothing more American than warm beer out of a duffel bag, 19-year-old Twilight star Kristen Stewart was caught on video boozing with some crew members from The Runaways last weekend in LA. Of course, the worst part isn't the underage drinking. It's the fact they didn't include co-star Dakota Fanning. Human/bat hybrids like beer, too, you guys.
Jul 24 2009Katie Holmes is dancing!? Tom's gonna shit.
Tom Cruise may have drowned Katie Holme's career in a thimble full of water (He can't reach the tub), but that hasn't stopped her from making the most of the crumbs tossed her way. Here she is performing on So You Think You Can Dance last night and looking damn fine while doing it. Who knew Katie Holmes had a great ass? I swear, It's almost like she's a woman again. An increasingly independent and talking woman, but beggars can't be choosers.
NOTE: The dancing starts at the 1:30 mark.
Jul 21 2009Joe Jackson denies beating Michael Jackson
In an interview with Larry King last night, Joe Jackson denied ever beating Michael Jackson as a child. To back up his claims, Joe inexplicably goes on to say that "beating started with slavery," and any parent who says they never spanked their kid is "a liar." Except for apparently Joe Jackson who immediately followed that statement with "But I never beat Michael."
To dig his hole even deeper, Joe also believes Michael was raised properly because he didn't "run the streets like other kids in his neighborhood." But, you know, he's right. Michael simply went on to surgically alter his face into Peter Pan and invite young boys over to his house for wine and porn. If that was anymore wholesome, puppies would jump out of a birthday cake and help the elderly cross the street. True story.
