Megan Fox's breasts are still making movies and other news
- Brangelina suing over break-up rumors. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kendra Wilkinson wasn't crying because of the Super Bowl last night. [PopEater]
- Snaggletooth lives! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Taylor Lautner must've seen a shoe sale down there. [Celebslam]
- Kate Gosselin goes to Butter now. Of course. [Just Jared]
- A-Rod really loves 'em old and sinewy. [The Blemish]
- Robert Pattinson is buying underwear and you're going to look at it. Don't deny it. [PopSugar]
- Megan Fox used a hand double in her Super Bowl ad. Which makes sense on account of the children watching. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Jessica Alba thinks rumors her husband made out with Lindsay Lohan are ridiculous. I mean, clearly, his face hasn't been melted off by acidy coke spit. [ICYDK]
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Blake Lively in a bikini
You know that feeling when you see your first child being born then hold him or her in your arms and realize between buckets of tears your life is never going to be the same again? That pretty much has dick on how I felt after seeing these shots. To put things in perspective, I could legally declare you a robot, that's how insignificant your emotions are in comparison.
Now go convert somebody I hate into your food.
UPDATE: Added 12 more pics.
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Samantha Ronson beats Lindsay?
Gossip Cop has "debunked" recent reports claiming Samantha Ronson is physically abusing Lindsay Lohan:
Without furnishing any specific time or place where Ronson was allegedly "violent" with Lohan, RadarOnline quotes an unnamed source saying, "One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head... She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her... She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time."
Again, there isn't a single detail, just a so-called "source" making allegations.
When Gossip Cop contacted Lohan last week about an equally erroneous story about Ronson punching her in the mouth, the actress told us exclusively, "None of that is true."
I like Gossip Cop, but did they seriously just take Lindsay Lohan's word as a reliable source? Lindsay "I stopped sex trafficking in India with my collagen lips" Lohan? And if a history of compulsive lying isn't bad enough, for all we know she's getting the coke punched out of her by Lesbian Squiggy. I mean, Christ, it's a miracle she's not shitting in strangers' hats trying to repair the "time crystal."
Anna Torv probably could've picked a better topless pose
Because Esquire is apparently ditching the impeccably dressed male crowd in favor of sci-fi geeks, here's Fringe star Anna Torv posing half-naked for the March 2010 issue. That said, I have no explanation for why she's basically taking a topless dump. Maybe because I'm not fancy and my most expensive article of clothing has Iron Man on it, but who's to say really?
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Brad Pitt still loves a part of Angelina
Dear Every Woman Who Dreams of One Day Landing a Sophisticated Hollywood Dreamboat Who Won't Grope Your Chest at Random Moments Like Your Current Man,
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.
Love,
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Olivia Munn is dead to me
Dane Cook posted a picture of himself with Olivia Munn at the Super Bowl yesterday and there's no way these two aren't fucking. If you're dumb enough to be photographed with Dane Cook at the start of your acting career, you're dumb enough to think his penis will make Chris Pine walk you down the aisle in a fit of jealousy then impregnate you with a boy and a girl - in that order - with British accents who wear pea coats all the time.
NOTE: For every single female reader who feels like I just read their mind, I know who you are and I saw what you did. Mwahahaha!
Reggie Bush is getting anal tonight
I may not like Kim Kardashian. I may think she's everything that's wrong with America if it had a giant ass and a penchant for trick photography. I might even nurse a theory that her entire family murdered Nicole Brown-Simpson then framed O.J. Simpson on the off-chance it would pay off with a reality show down the line. But there's one thing I'll give her: That ass is going to reward a Super Bowl champ tonight.
So here's to you, Kim. You earned it. -- Somehow. Maybe?
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Anne Hathaway in British GQ
Because her chest makes me want to launch a war in Ancient Greece, here's Anne Hathaway in the latest issue of British GQ. If this spread is to help the world forget she dated an Italian con-man who pretended to be the Pope, they're working.
Or at least were until I typed that last sentence. Shit, now I feel bad she has no choice but to do Playboy.
*crosses fingers*
Lorraine Nicholson still wearing bikinis and other news
- ?uestlove sets the record straight about NBC's Black History menu yet still doesn't address the hateful lack of grape soda. "SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT!" [PopEater]
- Jessica Simpson is not fucking Taylor Kitsch. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mischa Barton is going to die soon. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Brooklyn Decker might be your 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover. [Just Jared]
- Taylor Swift and John Mayer are having sleepovers now. [Celebslam]
- Miranda Kerr is a nude Mother Teresa. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Joe Simpson crashed Nick Lachey's Super Bowl party. Number of times he was asked what's it like to cup Jessica's breasts: 1,846. (Margin of error +/- 3.) [The Blemish]
- Bradley Cooper is probably going to do Reese Witherspoon. [PopSugar]
- Kanye West throws a hissy fit over people writing about him having a hissy fit. [Bossip]
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Rihanna wears crazy shit
Here's Rihanna performing at the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in Miami last night and she has to be feeling pretty awesome considering this time last year she was recovering from a car door to the face. Also, I can see a whole lot of her right left tit which everyone knows is the antidote for depression. Not the fact that it's out there, mind you, but the simple fact that I'm looking at it. Trust me, there's been numerous clinical trials which my lawyer assures me will be knocked down to misdemeanor solicitation if they don't find the fifth hooker in my crawlspace.
Shit.
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