Nov 13 2009Daniel Radcliffe caught practicing herbal magic
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is denying he's smoking a joint on the cover of a British tabloid that ran today, according to the Daily Mail:
A spokeswoman for Radcliffe said: 'Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this.'
The accusation came as shock to fans and could well have land him in trouble with bosses in charge of the family friendly Harry Potter franchise.
The pictures were taken by Wadia Tazi, a fellow guest at the party, held at a high-rise in Camden.
Even if Daniel Radcliffe was smoking a little herb, he really has nothing to worry about. It's pretty much a given that Kristen Stewart inhales 55 bowls for breakfast, yet Twilight's still the most powerful movie franchise in the known universe right now. Also, did you see how I just equated Daniel Radcliffe with a female lead? Pwned by a Muggle, Potter. FACE!
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Oct 9 2009Dina Lohan: 'Lindsay is a genius'
Taking a page from Jon and Kate Gosselin's playbook, Dina Lohan is blasting Michael Lohan in the press for claiming the two of them are planning an intervention for Lindsay. Page Six reports:
Furious Dina told Page Six yesterday: "I don't go -- like my ex -- on national television and make things up. He's estranged from Lindsay; he doesn't know what's going on in her life. Michael doesn't talk to her.
"I've had full custody of all my children for the last 10 years. He has been incarcerated for some of that time, so whatever is going on in Lindsay's personal life is our business. And for him getting paid to say things about her when he's five months behind in child support is wrong."
When we asked if Lindsay does have addiction problems, Dina, who sounded tired and emotional, said, "I have no idea what he is talking about. I can't comment on everything my ex says."
Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro fashion line. Dina said, "The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius."
Okay, the instant that reporter heard the words "Lindsay is a genius," he or she should've immediately called whatever organization handles hardcore interventions and sicced them on Lindsay because clearly every single word out of Dina's mouth is pure fantasy wrapped in a layer of gin and dumb. I'd be willing to go so far to say, as we speak, Lindsay's trying to get a French pharmacist to forge her a Vicodin the size of a pizza to chew on during the flight home.
Oct 6 2009Michael Lohan: 'Lindsay's addicted to prescription drugs'
After Lindsay's fashion world debut bombed this weekend in Paris, it's only fair that Michael Lohan uses the opportunity to shove his face in the press. Because that's what daddies do. RadarOnline reports:
"I'm going to get her off the prescription drugs that she's on," Lohan told us in a candid interview. "I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse... because it's not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson."
Lohan asked us not to reveal what specific medications he believes his daughter is abusing, but says they've taken over her life.
"You know why Lindsay's not acting in feature films right now? Because she can't," he said. "Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that's grown because of the prescription drugs. She can't be herself. When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way."
Two things: 1. That chill you're feeling is your wallet being stolen, and 2. When did they start giving out prescriptions for blow? Because I've tried several times to get one and it always ends with "Sir, this is a McDonald's." Then why does it say "Large Coke" out front? This is entrapment!
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Sep 29 2009DJ AM overdosed (In case there were doubts.)
DJ AM's death has been ruled an accidental drug overdose by the New York medical examiner's office, according to the AP:
The toxicology report showed the 36-year-old had in his system cocaine, OxyContin, Hydrocodone or Vicodin, antianxiety drugs Xanax and Ativan, Klonopin which also controls anger, Benadryl, and Levamisole, a drug apparently used to cut cocaine.
The cause of death was acute intoxication due to the combined effects the drugs, the medical examiner's office said. The dosage of each drug was not released.
He was found Aug. 28 in his apartment in New York City's trendy SoHo neighborhood after a friend called 911. Paramedics had to break down the door before they found him, shirtless and wearing sweat pants, in his bed around 5:20 p.m.
Six pills were found in his stomach and a pill in his throat when he was found dead in his apartment. The pill in his throat appeared to be OxyContin. A crack pipe and prescription pill bottles were discovered there.
No one's saying if it was a suicide, but I don't really know what a person expects to happen after shoving that many drugs in their face. For example, if I went out back and chugged a can of Raid, that's not so much accidental as a purposeful act of self-inflicted dumb. So if somebody could maybe change that on the death certificate...
Sep 2 2009DJ AM ate way too much OxyContin
DJ AM's death is starting to look more like a drug-fueled suicide. Reports are coming in that he had a stomach full of OxyContin, according to People:
Authorities investigating the death of DJ AM have found that he had eight undigested OxyContin pills in his stomach and a ninth in his mouth, a law enforcement source tells PEOPLE.
The finding suggests that DJ AM - real name Adam Goldstein - swallowed the powerful painkillers quickly. "He wanted to die," says the source, who says the suicide theory is supported by the pills and other evidence. "He was going unconscious when he took the last one. He didn't even swallow it."
In addition to the OxyContin, the source says, authorities who entered Goldstein's New York apartment Aug. 28 found a Valentine's Day card in the next room from Haley Wood. The pair had recently split. Dated Feb. 14, 2009, the card read, "Thank God you're in my life. I love you." Next to the card were six or seven photos of Wood and Goldstein.
"The card was lying on top of his laptops on the coffee table in the living room," the source says.
All this would make sense except Haley Wood informed Us Weekly that she never broke up with DJ AM and the two were still together:
"Any indication that this horribly tragic accident happened because of a rumored breakup is not only untrue but disgusting. We were very much together at the time of his passing, and I love him very much."
Well, if she didn't break up with DJ AM then why did he kill hims- oh, wait. Dammit, Olsen twins...
Aug 30 2009DJ AM had crack on him
With the autopsy report coming back as inconclusive pending a toxicology report, the police reportedly found crack in DJ AM's pocket after finding him dead along with a pipe near his body, according to RadarOnline:
Police first entered the 36-year-old's $2 million SoHo apartment at 5:23 PM Friday after worried friends had tried unsuccessfully to reach him. Police and emergency medical workers discovered his lifeless body on top of his bed. A glass crack pipe was found nearby.
"It wasn't until a while later when police actually found the bag of crack," said the NYPD source. "It wasn't discovered until his body was moved for the first time. The bag of crack was in the groin area inside the sweat pants he was wearing." In other new details, the source says police found more than a dozen bottles of prescription pills in the kitchen of his seven-floor Lafayette Street apartment. "Xanax and the painkiller Vicodin were among the pills found," said the source.
The police have also confirmed DJ AM was alive as early as Friday morning and wasn't dead in his apartment for days:
The time of death has not yet been officially announced but RadarOnline.com has also learned that AM was still alive at least into the early hours of Friday morning because they have discovered some IMs sent from him as late as 1 a.m. "He was alive Thursday night and into early Friday morning from the time of these texts," said the source. "He was texting an unidentified individual as late as 1 a.m."
It is unknown at this time if the messages were to his ex-girlfriend.
Reports are coming in that DJ AM was distraught over his girlfriend of a few months breaking up with him which makes no fucking sense. Listen, I don't want to rag on the guy, but after seeing four people you know burn to a crisp as you escape death, OD-ing because some girl doesn't like you is unbelievably weak. Not only that, the dude was rich and could've easily taken a month, or even a year, off to hire a hot therapist who'll also fellate you while you play video games. I could've been molested by a clown as a child, and a week of Dr. BJ would have me high-fiving Ronald McDonald. That's all I'm saying.
Aug 28 2009DJ AM found dead
Less than a year after narrowly surviving a fiery plane crash, DJ AM was found dead this afternoon in his New York apartment. A drug overdose is believed to be the cause. TMZ reports:
Law enforcement sources tell us he was found in his apartment at around 5:20 PM. We're told drug paraphernalia was found at the scene.
We're told DJ AM had not been seen or heard from for a few days -- one of his friends went to check on him, but got no response after knocking on his apartment door.
We're told the friend called the police, who broke down the door and then found DJ AM's body.
Way to make the most of a second chance at life. Well played.
Aug 21 2009EXCLUSIVE: Megan Hauserman surrounded by ex-cons on reality show
After Ryan Jenkins, a contestant on VH1's Megan Wants a Millionaire, became a fugitive for murdering his stripper wife Jasmine Fiore, it was revealed he had a 2005 conviction for assaulting his girlfriend at the time. Obviously this raised questions about background checks for VH1 reality shows, and producers issued a statement that their vetting process is thorough. But not so much. An exclusive source to The Superficial reveals that the contestant known as "Audi" (above) isn't even rich and also has a criminal record:
I know for sure their vetting process is bogus. A local friend and barbershop owner, Audi of Central Ave Barbershop, (Central Ave Pawtucket RI), was on the show and is not a millionaire. He also has been to jail several times for selling drugs.
Of course, one has to ask what's the greater crime here: Allowing ex-cons on a dating show or letting Bret Michaels shoot reality spin-offs out of his penis? Personally, only one of these makes me fear the collapse of civilization, and it's not the bald guy up top. Unless that's really a picture of Bret after passing out in a tanning bed. (Dude, you forgot your wig.)
