Aug 15 2008Selma Blair in a bikini
These are shots of Selma Blair in a bikini on the set of her new show Kath & Kim, but that's not important right now. Can somebody tell me what in the hell is going on with Selma Blair's crotch in some of these photos? Is her vagina trying to escape? That can't be healthy. Should somebody notify the National Guard, or is it one of those deals where it's more scared of us then we are of it?
Dec 4 2007Selma Blair wants to feel good (In the sex way)
Selma Blair did a little shopping at the new Kiki De Montparnasse lingerie store in L.A. where she told People that she recently broke up with her boyfriend:
Surrounded by lace slips and garter belts, the actress said her newly single status doesn't lessen her love of lingerie. "I have a lot of it, but mostly for myself," she said. "It just makes you feel beautiful."
And that, incidentally, is also what she's looking for in a man. "I want someone who makes me feel good," she said, adding with a sly smile, "if you know what I mean."
Wait a minute. Selma Blair is just sitting around by herself wearing lingerie and pining for a man. OnStar, take me to Selma Blair! OnStar? Hello? Where the hell is… Dude, OnStar, get out of the fridge! Are you drinking my beer? C’mon! Take me to Selma Blair. It’s important. Yes, important enough for me not to wear pants in the car. Look, can we just, I dunno, go back to how things used to be? You know, where you were a little box above my rear-view mirror that obeyed my every command. But this time don’t deploy the airbag in my face. I need to look sexy and not all Owen Wilson-nose’d up. May he rest in peace.
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