Nov 17 2009Katie Holmes running around in lingerie
Here's Katie Holmes running around in lingerie again on the set of The Romantics yesterday. Or she's filming her scenes as the villain in Mission: Impossible 4. Could go either way.
TOM CRUISE: She's in lingerie! Repeat. Lingerie. Get me that chopper.
VING RHAMES: Ethan, you're going to have to time your jump just right so you pass directly through the blades then land inside. Are you sure you can't just stare at her titties?
TOM: .... Let's do the blade thing.
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Nov 16 2009Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to play the villain in MI: 4
In a completely opposite twist on reality, Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to play the villain in the next Mission: Impossible movie, according to MonstersandCritics.com:
A source said: "Tom is very excited about taking 'Mission: Impossible' in a new direction and he sees Katie as a big part of that.
"They have wanted to work together for a while now but the idea of being a couple on screen in a romantic comedy is a bit dull. This might give them a chance to have some fun both as a couple and as hero and villainess."
And by "dull" they of course mean entirely unbelievable. Tom keeping Katie in a suitcase aside, this villain thing might actually work. Mostly because I guarantee Tom Cruise does all kinds of insane stunts whenever he's exposed to her vagina. "That's not a penis!" *rappels down heating duct*
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Nov 11 2009Katie Holmes' cleavage, you're alive!
Here's Katie Holmes wearing sexy negligee this morning while filming The Romantics, and these pics officially shoot down my theory about her chest being reduced to nothing but belt-sander burns and midget footprints. I honestly expected that one to go the distance. *sigh*
Nov 2 2009Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes make nice for Xenu
With Scientology getting its nuts kicked in by Nightline and Paul Haggis, it's imperative that Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes look like she isn't locked in the basement with a can of beans and an E-Meter every night. That said, it'd probably help their cause if Katie didn't look directly at the hired photographer in every shot, and Tom actually kissed her on the lips like a man who's not afraid of cooties. It's not like he can't hide behind a toadstool and vomit up Thetans after the shoot, so let's see some professionalism, people.
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Oct 13 2009Suri Cruise is going to Catholic school?
Despite the lack of curriculum focusing on Xenu's many death rays, Katie Holmes has enrolled Suri in a Catholic school in Boston, according to the Daily Mail:
The family are living in the city while Tom, 47, films his new movie, the spy comedy thriller Wichita. Katie's mother also flew in for her granddaughter's first week at the pre-school. 'Katie has been listening to her parents who are devout Catholics,' I'm told.
'She is not convinced by Scientology and has told Tom that she wants Suri to be educated as a Catholic - as she was. They had been having huge problems agreeing on her school. To say they were having arguments is putting it mildly - but Tom came around to the idea in the end.'
Holmes, 30, has not been seen at the Church of Scientology for more than five months.
Why in the E-meter would Tom Cruise agree to send Suri to a Catholic scho- oh, wait, there's young boys in uniforms there. Case closed.
Oct 5 2009Jessica Biel films 'The A-Team' and other news
- Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise go for a run. Because a couple who jogs together stays together as long as someone keeps batteries in the shock collar. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rihanna thinks she's Lady GaGa now. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lady GaGa thinks she's Rihanna now. Are we in a bad 80s movie? [PopEater]
- Nicole Richie gets rear-ended by a paparazzo. [Just Jared]
- Simon Cowell apparently throws a bitching party. [Celebslam]
- George Clooney demonstrates how he catches cocktail waitress in the wild. [PopSugar]
- Mo'Nique admits she'd eat an Oscar if she won one. [The Blemish]
- Dita Von Teese probably never wants to see another WonderBra again. Or Marilyn Manson's penis covered in white make-up if we're making a list. [Socialite Life]
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Sep 30 2009Madonna eats our lowly mortal food and other news
- Dustin Diamond reads an excerpt from his tell-all book involving Mario Lopez's sexual conquests - with women. Nice try, Screech. [PopEater]
- Jessica Biel really did get dumped by Justin Timberlake: A convincing argument. [Lainey Gossip]
- Denise Richards: I'd still hit it. I don't care if she talks about Charlie Sheen's fear of breastfeeding the whole time, I'd do it. That needed to be said. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Katie Holmes should be using this time for something more useful than taking Suri shopping. Like, oh I dunno, fleeing the goddamn country and adopting a new alias. Kids love that shit. [PopSugar]
- Jon Hamm in Muppet form. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba finds acting work in the third Fockers movie. -- Why did that sentence feel like an oxymoron? [The Blemish]
- Kate Gosselin on slowing down the divorce: "Fuuuuuuuuuuck that." Okay, maybe not her exact words, but it's what she was thinking while stuffing her children in brown sacks with dollar signs on them. [Socialite Life]
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Sep 22 2009Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news
- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater]
- Miley Cyrus wants to be a "lawer." [Lainey Gossip]
- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn't name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just posted this. [Just Jared]
- Olivia Wilde is apparently married to Shaggy from Scooby Doo. [PopSugar]
- Tom Cruise spends his afternoon reminding Katie Holmes she'll never outrun him. No matter how deliciously manly she makes her physique. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Garner is considered attractive, right? .... Why? [Socialite Life]
- Mary-Kate Olsen continues to dress like an 83-year-old British nanny. [ICYDK]
- Gisele Bundchen thinks being pregnant is a good time to learn how to fly a helicopter. Was shark fighting class filled up? [Splash News]
