Oct 9 2009Dina Lohan: 'Lindsay is a genius'
Taking a page from Jon and Kate Gosselin's playbook, Dina Lohan is blasting Michael Lohan in the press for claiming the two of them are planning an intervention for Lindsay. Page Six reports:
Furious Dina told Page Six yesterday: "I don't go -- like my ex -- on national television and make things up. He's estranged from Lindsay; he doesn't know what's going on in her life. Michael doesn't talk to her.
"I've had full custody of all my children for the last 10 years. He has been incarcerated for some of that time, so whatever is going on in Lindsay's personal life is our business. And for him getting paid to say things about her when he's five months behind in child support is wrong."
When we asked if Lindsay does have addiction problems, Dina, who sounded tired and emotional, said, "I have no idea what he is talking about. I can't comment on everything my ex says."
Lindsay was also hurt by criticism of her debut Ungaro fashion line. Dina said, "The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius."
Okay, the instant that reporter heard the words "Lindsay is a genius," he or she should've immediately called whatever organization handles hardcore interventions and sicced them on Lindsay because clearly every single word out of Dina's mouth is pure fantasy wrapped in a layer of gin and dumb. I'd be willing to go so far to say, as we speak, Lindsay's trying to get a French pharmacist to forge her a Vicodin the size of a pizza to chew on during the flight home.
Oct 7 2009Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news
- Nick Nolte's son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]
- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it's exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katie Price executes the always classic Britney Spears Umbrella attack. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez is "Lola" now. [Just Jared]
- Chris Brown is probably going to get sued by Wrigley's which totally ruins everyone's plans to make sure he suffers absolutely no consequences. Dammit, Wrigley's! [Celebslam]
- Shia LaBeouf meets Gordon Gekko. [PopSugar]
- Anna Nicole Smith was apparently our nation's most underrated acting talent. [The Blemish]
- Taylor Lautner just made Tom Cruise drop the shirt button he uses for a dinner plate. [Socialite Life]
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Jun 19 2009Dina Lohan: Lindsay isn't a thief
Addressing reports that Lindsay was suspected of stealing $500,000 worth of jewelry from an Elle photo shoot, Dina Lohan wants everyone to know her daughter is innocent. People reports:
"Last month her personal cell was posted online and now her phone messages have been hacked," Dina Lohan tells PEOPLE. "This must stop. She is a 22-year-old girl who needs to live her life in peace. The tabloids need to leave her alone with all the lies and reporting with no proof."
Specifically, Dina says any suggestion her daughter is involved in the theft of jewelry during a recent photo shoot for British Elle is "defamatory, false and unfair." Lindsay is one of some 20 people at the shoot who are being questioned by police and has never been called a suspect. What's more, "Elle made a public statement backing Lindsay," Dina says.
And, for once, I actually agree with Dina: Petty theft isn't Lindsay's M.O. She's more of the pretend to be lesbian then buy a bunch of cars and shit with her girlfriend's money-type. Or "snatch and grab" if you will.
May 8 2009Dina Lohan: 'I'm a great mom!'
Despite the fact her oldest daughter is actively trying to start a lesbian relationship with her younger daughter to fill the void left by the volatile, high-profile previous one, Dina Lohan insists she's a great mom. She particularly takes umbrage with claims that Ali is out socializing with Lindsay instead of going to school, according to People:
"Ali is in a home-schooling program. She has never been pulled out of school," Dina tells PEOPLE exclusively. "It's the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the tenth grade. It's a wonderful program that many celebrities are enrolled in."
Defending her parenting skills, she says, "I am a single mom of four children, and I devote my life to my children."
Okay, Dina, you probably don't want to start any defense with "Ali is getting the same _____ as Lindsay." Not exactly a confidence builder. In fact, whatever Lindsay received growing up, you probably want to say Ali is getting the polar opposite. Unless, of course, you want to torpedo her career then, by all means, let everyone know you're throwing her naked coke parties in the pool house. It's not like you can't whore Cody out in a few years. That's why you had him!
Apr 9 2009Lindsay Lohan's friends: 'She'll get back with Sam'
Seen here confirming her undying love of Coke, Lindsay Lohan may be getting back together with Samantha Ronson soon, according to People:
"It changes every five seconds," a friend of Lohan's tells PEOPLE. "It is up in the air with them. You never know"
The friend, who spoke to Lohan this week, says, "She's in pain and she's alone and feels like the world is against her. She doesn't live an easy life. She has always been in the spotlight. She doesn't know how to live without it but it would be nice if she did for a little."
Lohan's father Michael Lohan, 48, tells PEOPLE his daughter is coping with the breakup by spending time with her mother and sister in Los Angeles. "Dina and Ali are out there with her," says Lohan.
Oh, good, Lindsay's mom's with her. Because she's not the source of the problem or anything. Hopefully, they'll get in some healing mother/daughter time then teach Ali how to make love to a movie producer on even the tiniest of couches. You know, family shit.
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Dec 24 2008Lindsay Lohan just got best Christmas present ever: A bastard half-sister! Thanks, Santa!
Lindsay Lohan dropped a yuletide log on her MySpace today. Turns out her dad Michael Lohan fathered a child with a woman he was cheating on Dina Lohan with. No word if the girl is Ashley Kaufman from this summer's epic "Lohan Love Child" saga, but Christ, I hope so. Otherwise, that means more there's more of these people out there. *shudder* Anyway, here's Lindsay bringing the bad news:
i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run... that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like "debbie downer" or what? not trying to be... but back to the real reason for this blog-i feel like Britney Spears is an amazing talent, and she has gone through a lot, (just as i have) in the public eye.. which is not necessarily a bad thing.. It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments. also that you need to take care of yourself before anyone else, and i mean anyone and everyone else. because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. stripped of all the distractions in life. so YAY Britney for just being you and still following through with your dreams. i know i am a bit late in writing about this record since it came out already, but better late than never!!!! :)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I know your dad's wandering penis just rained all over your Christmas, but that's no reason to compare yourself to Britney Spears. Try to see the glass as half-full. (Of gin, if necessary.) You only went to rehab. She had to hand over her kid to the fucking SWAT team. That's like trying to compare apples and oranges. Or fake lesbians and human vacuum cleaners that only suck up Whoppers and crazy.
Oct 28 2008Dina Lohan still pimping out her children
Ali Lohan and her mom Dina attended the Animal Fair Magazine's 8th Annual Halloween Pet Costume Party last night.
Based on a true story.
DINA: Okay, Ali, we're going to a backroom now where you're going to drink milk out of a saucer while a man hands mommy a stack of cash.
ALI: But, moooommm...
DINA: You will do it! You will fucking do it! They are not repo-ing my Lexus again! I refuse to show up at the country club in a rental! For God's sake, Ali, I might as well shit my pants on the 18th hole! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOW GET IN THERE BEFORE I TAKE YOUR DOG AND DROWN IT IN THE TUB UNTIL HIS LITTLE PUPPY EYES BURST! AAAAAHHH!
ALI: Jesus. Okay.
DINA: That's mommy's favorite. Whiskey's in my purse to take the edge off. Love you.
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Aug 14 2008Lindsay Lohan blogs about her little sister's breasts
Lindsay Lohan slapped on her blogging bra to discuss allegations that her 14-year-old sister Ali has breast implants. In the lengthy diatribe on her MySpace page, Lindsay also surprisingly defends her mom Dina who has the parenting skills of asbestos:
hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye...
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
"Til next time"? Christ, there's going to be more?! Excuse me for a second. I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to fire a bullet into my face. BRB! :)
