Nov 17 2009Coco wants you to see things through her eyes
And by things I mean breasts. She wants you to see her breasts.
NOTE: Included some more of Coco's recent Twitter pics so someone in the scientific community can explain to me how this is happening and why we're not using those gamma rays to create a super-army of Incredible Hulks.
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Nov 3 2009Coco is a national treasure
Now it's time for everyone's favorite part of the month where I mine Coco's Twitter for high-quality examples of photographic excellence. And she literally has everything this time around: Rihanna, Ice-T with a ball gag, couches, giant breasted mermaids and, of course, a gratutious up-close shot of her super-butt. I swear, if Coco embodied the American spirit anymore, the next National Treasure movie would have to include Nicolas Cage solving JFK's murder* after deciphering the secret location of Coco's nipples. -- Ha! Just kidding. She doesn't have any.
*Spoiler Alert: It was the Freemasons! Beat you to it, Dan Brown. FACE!
Scope Out (16) Pics of Coco & Ice-T on Halloween After the Jump
Oct 12 2009Coco and the Fine Art of Tweeting
I'm only just now discovering that Ice T's wife Coco has a Twitter account, and it seems like she's using it to post provocative photos of herself. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it. When you're a woman with obscenely large breasts you really only have two choices on how to spend your day: Take classy pictures of yourself or fight crime. Clearly Coco choose the more altruistic option.
NOTE: Some pics are LSFW.
Nov 2 2008Ice-T & Coco seem like a nice couple
I pretty much pulled the plug on celebrity Halloween pics yesterday but couldn't resist this set of Ice-T and his wife Coco at Club Plumm Friday night. Mostly because they're recreating the timeless love scene where Black Punisher bangs Slutty Catwoman from behind - while yanking her tail in public. God, I love Shakespeare.
Dec 12 2007Coco shouldn't jog in a heavily populated area
Ice-T and his wife Coco attended the premiere of I Am Legend last night in New York. While my first thought seeing these photos is wishing Ice-T suddenly became invisible, I’ve got to wonder what sex is like with those gargantuan breasts. I know, if I were trapped underneath them, I’d be screaming bloody murder and praying for a quick death. Not because of the boobs. That’s just my natural reaction to the thought of marriage. OH, GOD, KILL ME! See? It’s all reflex.
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Sep 14 2007Ice-T’s wife definitely has breasts
A lot of celebrity news is going to transpire today, but nothing is more important than this story, right here: Ice-T’s wife has breasts the size of a Guatemalan village. I don’t even know what kind of cyborg back-implants she has to carry those things, but bless her heart. Women everywhere can learn something here today. You should be able to comfortably seat a party of ten on your chest, otherwise you better be awesome in the kitchen. Real awesome. Like you make the best roast beef on the planet – and then your chest quadruples in size. I think I saw Martha Stewart do that once.
