Nov 19 2008Ashley Dupre stretches those 15 minutes, gives first interview on Eliot Spitzer scandal


Turns out "former" call girl Ashley Alexander Dupre isn't quite done whoring herself out yet. In the latest issue of People, Ashley gives her first interview about being ensnared in the FBI investigation that led to the resignation of her frequent client New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. (Bikini photos added for journalistic emphasis.):

On the real Ashley:
"I am a normal girl. Everyone knows me as 'that girl,' but I'm not just 'that girl.' I have a lot of depth, a lot of layers."

On not knowing who Eliot Spitzer was:
"Some guys, they want to have conversations and really get to know each other. With him, it clearly was not like that. It was more of a transaction. Strictly business. I was there for a purpose – not to wonder who [he] could be."

On becoming a prostitute:
"This wasn't any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them," she reasoned. "The only difference is I can pay my rent."

On how her mother found out:
Once the FBI told her they were looking into one of her clients, Dupré says she was forced to confide in her homemaker mother, Carolyn, that she was turning tricks.
"It was extremely painful for her," Dupré says, though "my mother wasn't angry. She was supportive."

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"This wasn't any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them." - Ashley Alexandra Dupre, hooker, poet, dream girl.

She had me at "I was there for a purpose." *sigh*

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Jun 10 2008Ashley Dupre extends her 15 minutes by way of bikini (I'll allow it)


Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the infamous prostitute that ended New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's career, was spotted over the weekend at the beach in New Jersey with her mom (ass seen here). Hopefully, Ashley stayed out of the polluted water because a body like that is a terrible thing to waste. God knows what the chemicals would do to her. Then again, She-Hulk was always kind of hot. Hmm. Hey, Ashley, want to go for a dip? Ladies first. Holy crap, I'm gonna touch a She-boob!


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Apr 30 2008Joe Francis offers Ashley Dupre $1 mil - again

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Ashley Dupre is currently suing Joe Francis for $10 million claiming she was tricked into filming for Girls Gone Wild. Being the saint that he is, and I wholeheartedly mean that, Joe put his $1 million offer back on the table for Ashley. All she has to do is tour with Girls Gone Wild and help promote their new magazine, according to NY Daily News:

"She should keep in mind it's considerably more than the governor of New York paid her, and our activities aren't illegal," Joe Francis said. He said Ashley Alexandra Dupré has "zero" chance of winning her lawsuit, adding that yesterday's offer was not a ploy to get her to drop the suit.

To back up his claims that Ashley's lawsuit is a lost cause, Joe Francis released a video today that shows her on camera giving her consent to Girls Gone Wild and was not "tricked," as she claims:

In a video released Tuesday by Francis, Dupré appears covered by a terrycloth towel and gives her name as Amber Arpaio. An unseen questioner asks if she is 18.
"Yes, I am," she says.
"Do you know what 'Girls Gone Wild' is?" the questioner asks.
"Yes, I do," she replies with a laugh.
"Can I use this on 'Girls Gone Wild'?" she is asked.
"Of course you can," she answers.

Seriously, if I were Ashley Dupre I'd take Joe Francis' offer. There's not a lot of work out there for high-profile prostitute. I mean, except for high-profile prostituting. Which I hear is a decent living. She should really look into that. Maybe scope out the benefits package and see what kind of advancement opportunities they provide. Remember, kids, an informed employee is a good employee. And that's one to grow on!

Thanks to James who thinks hookers deserve 401k's too. He's good people.

Apr 29 2008Ashley Dupre sues Joe Francis for $10 mil

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a.k.a. Eliot Spitzer's whore, is suing Girls Gone Wild for 10 million smackers. Ashley had a fake ID saying she was 21 when Joe Francis found her and put her on tape. Since her recent notoriety from the Spitzer case, Joe has been making some decent scratch off of her name. Well, now, like most good hookers, Ashley wants her money, according to the AP:

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, contended in the lawsuit that she was only 17 — too young to sign legally binding contracts — and drunk on spring break in 2003 when she agreed to be filmed for "Girls Gone Wild" in Miami Beach.
Dupre "did not understand the magnitude of her actions, nor that her image and likeness would be displayed in videos and DVDs," says the lawsuit filed by Miami attorney Richard C. Wolfe.

When will people stop attacking Joe Francis? The man only wants to share drunk boobies with the world. I mean, when did it become okay to attack someone for doing the Lord's work? I blame the Internet.*

*The Superficial.com excluded. We're more like a holy sanctuary of chastity and purity than a website. No, really, I'm just quoting the Pope. Honest Injun.

Apr 21 2008Eliot Spitzer's hooker: I want to be famous forever!

Ashley Alexandra Dupre's "fame" was built on the fact that she was a prostitute frequented by then-Governor Eliot Spitzer of New York. And, just as Ben Franklin envisioned it, politicians plus whores equals CHA-CHING! Her music career seemed to be taking off and million dollar offers were coming in to see her nude. But then, it turns out Ashley already got all kinds of naked for Joe Francis using a fake ID. Now, Ashley's struggling to find a publicist willing to stretch out her 15 minutes of fame, according to NY Daily News:

The aspiring singer was looking for a power flak to help her cash in on her 15 minutes of infamy with New York's luv gov. But she'd been getting the cold shoulder from all the big name firms.
She finally cut a deal with Susan Blond Public Relations, who also represent Usher and several New York City clubs and restaurants. The firm also used to work with PR nightmare Star Jones.

I gotta admit, I'm already bored with this chick. But, hey, you know, best of luck to Ashley. At least she found representation. Although I don't know if they're any good because I have no idea what the hell a "Star Jones" is. Some sort of Bavarian dessert? Seriously, I'm drawing a blank.

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Apr 10 2008Gov. Spitzer's wife knew about hookers for years

Governor Eliot Spitzer's wife Silda supposedly knew about his relations with hookers such as Ashley Alexandra Dupre (above), according to a reliable source for Page Six:

Gov. Eliot Spitzer has told friends his wife was aware of his dalliances with hookers for years but looked the other way. "He said something like, 'My [bleep]ing wife doesn't care, so why does anybody else care?" our insider told us.

This site seems to have a marital theme today, but something about the Spitzer's story is just downright touching you know? What a strong, beautiful foundation of love - based on hookers. These two should write a book on marriage. And call it something catchy like "Whores and Roast Beef." Put me down for two copies. My folks'll love it, those crazy Quakers.

Mar 31 2008Donald Trump solicited Ashley Dupre - for TV, HA! Fooled you!

Ashley Alexandra Dupre's business is booming. But this time not in her pantalones. Donald Trump has made an offer to Ashley for her to appear on a new untitled reality show set to air on MTV, according to People:

Based on a British show called Ladette to Lady, the show will take a group of 15 hard-partying young women and send them off to a boarding school environment where they’ll learn to become more ladylike.
“She’s the perfect candidate,” the show insider says of Dupré, the 22-year-old at the center of the Gov. Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal. The show has not yet heard back from Dupré with any reaction to the offer.

Only in America can a hooker that caused the demise of a powerful political figure become a reality TV star. Somewhere in the afterlife, Ben Franklin is plowing a chick in a Viking helmet with tears in his eyes. Our little country is everything he dreamed it could be - which almost makes up for the lack of gravy in heaven. They don't tell you that part in the Bible. Jerks.

Mar 20 2008Eliot Spitzer sought by Playgirl

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Since I have been giving a decent amount of coverage to Ashley Alexandra Dupre, it's only fair that I report on Eliot Spitzer's post-resignation offers. It looks like Playgirl is countering Ashley's $1 million Hustler deal and wants the former governor to debrief (witty!) himself in a full nude photo shoot, according to their official blog:

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com?

Spitzer, old chum, I say do it. I did a shoot for Playgirl back in the day and those folks are nothing but professional. I mean, the way they called security when I showed up naked on a random set was top notch. Those guys really knew how to pry my steel grip from the stuffed polar bear I mounted in the scenery. I was going for a Grizzly Adams meets James Bond look. Unfortunately, it turned into more of a TASER beam meets testicle look. I pee sitting down now.

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