Jul 24 2009Adrian Grenier is banging Ari's wife?
First Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Turtle hooked up, now it appears Vinnie Chase is putting his smelly wang in Ari's wife. Here's Adrian Grenier and Perrey Reeves getting cozy today after unveiling the Entourage Bungalow yesterday in Miami, and it's nice to see that extras receive the same treatment as secondary characters. That said, you know who I'd do on that show? Beverly D'Angelo. Ever see National Lampoon's Vacation? I don't care if that movie's 30 years old, my eyes still shut and whiskey tastes delicious. Let's do this thing!
NOTE: It's Side Boob Day for anyone who hasn't noticed yet.
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Jul 24 2009Adrian Grenier has a smelly penis
Here's a cautionary tale for all you female Entourage fans out there. It turns out our boy Vince, Adrian Grenier, isn't a fan of showering which leads to unpleasant experiences for ladies struck by his "star power." I have no frickin' clue. LA Rag Mag reports:
"We were kissing and stuff and then I went down like I was going to go down on him and he's uncut just fyi, and hairy, but the worst part was the...the SMELL. It was like he hadn't showered in days, and that's just not polite to let a girl go down on you when YOU KNOW you didn't take a shower and he's uncut! So I look up at him, you know I pause, and he looks down at me with that smile he does on the show, sort of like "Suck it up".
L&A: So what did you do? You told him it was too much right. Or you didn't feel good?
HER: No..I ...sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Adrian Grenier!!
Wow. It's that easy these days? In that case, I'd like to point out The Superficial Writer is circumsized and showers daily. He'll also be lighting leftover birthday candles in the janitor's closet should anyone need him. Not you, Ted!
Jul 16 2009Pamela Anderson is classy and other news
- Ivanka Trump is engaged. Great. Now where am I going to find a young, billionaire sugar mama with awesome breasts? Even if Donald makes another baby today, I'll be almost 50 by the time's it 18 which means I'll have to be the rich one. Stupid cockblocking capitalism, I hate you! [PopEater]
- Adrian Grenier and Ashley Greene continue to pretend they're not dating. Sort of like how Emmanuelle Chriqui and me are rocking it. I mean, not rocking it. Wink. [Lainey Gossip]
- Michael Jackson apparently had an insane collection of naked actresses from the 20s to today. -- Christ, he was misunderstood. [The Blemish]
- Gerard Butler is getting tired of rumors that he's dating Jennifer Aniston. For the last time, people, he's only sleeping with her when he's drunk. How about a little respect? [Just Jared]
- Batista of the WWE rocks a Speedo on the beach if you're into that sort of thing. Rupert Everett. I went there. [Celebslam]
- Taylor Lautner talks about bulking up so he could keep his role in New Moon. Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson skipped showering for the eighth day in a row and banged 25 women in his hotel room because the universe is a bitch. [PopSugar]
- David Beckham's kids want tattoos just like him. Really? Have they looked at their mother? Because that's what David's tattoos got him: Falcor with Breast Inflating Action. [ICYDK]
Jan 5 2009Adrian Grenier leads a grueling existence
Here's Entourage star Adrian Grenier hitting Bondi Beach in Austrialia with a gaggle of bikini-clad women yesterday. Which is exactly what I'd be doing in his shoes, and here's why: Anyone remember Brian Benben? I rest my case.
EDIT: I'm kidding, of course. These women all work for HBO's marketing department and were chosen for their bushy eyebrow threshold. If you think the job is easy, try smacking yourself in the face with a Brillo pad the next time you have sex, then get back to me.
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Jan 3 2009Adrian Grenier is straight. No, really.
Here's Adrian Grenier celebrating the New Year with a bunch of dolphins at Sea World in Australia. Can someone, please, tell me what thought process ended with this guy being cast as Hollywood heartthrob Vincent Chase in Entourage?
HBO EXEC 1: Okay, check it. We'll cast the lead with someone who is attractive yet completely not-attractive at the same time. Women won't know whether they want to sleep with this guy or put their vaginas in a lockbox.
HBO EXEC 2: Why would we do that?
HBO EXEC 1: We're HBO, bitch!
HBO EXEC 2: Can't argue with that.
HBO EXEC 1: Exactly. Next item, who's in favor of green-lighting a show about Hare Krishnas who operate exactly like the Mafia?
HBO EXEC 2: You mean, like The Sopranos?
HBO EXEC 1: Bingo.
HBO EXEC 2: Aye!
Dec 6 2008Adrian Grenier or Tom Cruise?
Today's battle for your nether-regions pits fictional movie star Vinnie Chase against fictional movie star Tom Cruise. (Not a typo.) For the sake of this experiment, we're going to take some bold leaps and assume Tom is not just trying to convert you to Scientology with his tiny loving, and Adrian Grenier has showered in the past 24 hours. Or you can piss in the face of science and scream "Hugh Jackman!" It's a free country. Ready GO!
Feb 15 2008Lindsay Lohan really wants to get laid
Lindsay Lohan, or as I affectionately call her "Cinnamon Chesterton," knocked back vodka and champagne at a West Hollywood club the other night. Heeding the drunken call of her fiery master, Lindsay went on a manhunt and set her eyes on Adrian Grenier. But things didn't go as planned, according to NY Daily News:
LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the “Entourage” star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. “She was very flirty with Leo,” says our spy. “But he wasn’t saying much to her.” DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.
Kevin Connolly, foolishly thinking he'd touch his first boob, tried to make a pass at the desperate Lindsay. She said she was here with a date then started making out with her purse. Kevin Connolly, cockblocked by a handbag again, sulked sadly back to his home in the Shire to watch porn with Bilbo Baggins. But no eye contact!
Sep 18 2007Adrian Grenier wants it to burn when he pees
Adrian Grenier is not ruling out a relationship with Paris Hilton. As of right now, they’re just friends, but according to Adrian, “there’s a world of possibility!” (And gonorrhea. Possibilities and gonorrhea.) Now prepare yourself for a combination of words describing Paris Hilton that will make your face implode. E! Online reports:
“I think she’s absolutely wonderful. I really like her, genuinely. So, there’s that. Just genuine human-to-human appreciation. But she also has a very unique experience that I’m curious about. It’s an experience she’s been intertwined with for many years. Well beyond the many years I’ve had to experience this sort of celebrity situation. So, you know, we’re sort of helping each other out. We’re sort of mutual mentors.”
I see Adrian Grenier act on Entourage. I basically take it for granted that he’s of a mild intelligence and can interact with people unsupervised. But, now, I’m absolutely positive he’s mentally retarded. Paris Hilton as a mentor? Shouldn’t he have a case worker that takes him miniature golfing or something? I don’t pay taxes so this poor sap can get his genitals melted off. Until I see Adrian Grenier performing safer, more monitored activities like eating ice cream or, I dunno, dirt-bike riding without a helmet, the IRS can bite my ass. Which is unbelievably firm, so I hope they have strong teeth.
