Aug 25 2009Britney Spears still hearts Adnan
Seen here immediately after someone suggested salad for lunch, Britney Spears is apparently still in love with her former paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, according to FOX News:
In July this year Jamie Spears's request to have a restraining order against Ghalib was approved by the court, and he has been prohibited from going within 100 yards of Britney and banned from all forms of communication with her ever since.
"It is really breaking Britney's heart," the source told Pop Tarts. "She is still totally in love with Adnan and she can't even speak too him, it's making her really depressed."
Our source also confirmed speculation that she's dating her 37-year-old William Morris agent, Jason Trawick, although it seems her dad is the one most involved in the romance.
"Jamie (Spears) is really, really pushing the relationship with Jason, he thinks he's a really good influence on Britney," added our source. "And the last thing he wants is Britney going back to Adnan. She would if she could."
Here's how I know this story is bullshit: Britney Spears has exactly two loves in her life: Jayden and fudge. In no particular order.
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Feb 25 2009Adnan Ghalib wanted for assaulting process server with Mercedes
An arrest warrant for Britney Spears' paparazzi ex was issued Tuesday for the felony charges of assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run and battery. The charges stem from an incident two weeks when a process server attempted to serve Adnan a temporary restraining order to stay away from Britney Spears. Apparently not a fan of legal documents, Adnan decided to ram the guy with his Mercedes. People reports:
According to L.A. prosecutors, the victim was serving a temporary restraining order, obtained by Spears's father, at Adnan Ghalib's apartment complex in Encino on Feb. 11 when Ghalib got into his Mercedes and drove it toward the victim.
To avoid being penned against a trash truck, the victim jumped on the hood and hung on as the car swerved, eventually falling off and breaking his wrist, among other injuries, the District Attorney alleges. Ghalib allegedly drove away without stopping.
What's crazy is Adnan Ghalib is fighting to be with Britney Spears and he was with her during the batshit five Fraps/day times. The ultimate irony would be reuniting with his beloved only to freak out when her body's not how he left it. "This can't be. Where did your beautiful doughy pouch go? And this ass has become firm like granite. Why, God?! Why must you curse Adnan?!"
Feb 1 2009Adnan Ghalib served restraining order while having sex with ex-wife. Classy!
Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib was served his restraining order to stay away from the pop singer Saturday morning which, apparently, interrupted the sex he was having with his ex-wife. You know, the one he divorced while screwing a batshit Britney who he tried to trick into paying for the whole thing. Romance never dies, folks. E! News reports:
“He was naked from the waist up,” a source tells E! News exclusively. “And he was back living with his estranged wife in Burbank.”
Ghalib and Azlynn Berry filed for divorce last year after four years of marriage after Ghalib's tryst with the pop tart became public. They appeared to be reunited according to a source.
Because nothing brings a couple closer together then finding out one of you is still texting that crazy bitch you banged in Mexico forcing her legal custodian to get a restraining order against you because she has the mental capacity of a ham sandwich. Tiffany's, eat your heart out.
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Jan 31 2009Britney Spears' dad slaps Adnan Ghalib, Sam Lutfi with restraining orders
Jamie Spears has obtained a temporary restraining order against Sam Lutfi, Adnan Ghalib and John Eardley, an attorney who, a year ago, attempted to challenge Britney Spears' conservatorship without having any legal grounds to do so. The three have been conspiring together to make a new run at the conservatorship, so Sam and Adnan can get their collective douchebeards on her money and toned sober ass. TMZ reports:
Sam allegedly was calling lawyers saying that Britney wanted to hire her own lawyer, presumably to fight the conservatorship. Sources tell TMZ that is definitely not what Britney wanted.
Under the TRO, Lutfi, Ghalib and Eardley must stay 250 yards away from Britney, her parents and her kids. The TRO also prohibits the trio from "acting on Ms. Spears' behalf...inducing or assisting another person to file legal pleadings" on her behalf.
Interesting fun fact: In the petition for the TRO, it says Brit has been communicating with Adnan and that "Ms. Spears innocently informs Mr. Ghalib of her destinations and that he then arranges for paparazzi to meet and film her to his financial benefit."
If there's anyone out there who thinks Britney should be left to her own devices, just scope out the pics I've included which are surprisingly not from Predator 3: Give Me Chalupas or Give Me Death. I'm not saying she was completely crazy back then, but I've seen crackheads at the bus station I'd leave a child alone with first.
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Nov 24 2008Britney Spears hates the awesome job her dad is doing
As evidenced by her upcoming documentary, Britney Spears isn't digging the insanely miraculous job her father Jamie has done of getting her shit in order. Sure, maybe her career's back on track and she can see her kids, but he won't let her see Adnan. Yup, that's right: ADNAN GHALIB the boner-pill testing paparazzo. Turns out Britney still wants to see her former lover but Jamie won't allow it. So, like a big girl, she complained to a judge on Friday. TMZ reports:
She's also been complaining that daddy won't let her go out, especially when she wants to go clubbing at night. Britney also doesn't understand why Jamie won't let her take the kids out during the day.
Bottom line -- she doesn't like her dad as her conservator, but as someone put it, "she likes others even less." On Friday, we're told Britney was complaining about Jamie in court to the Commish -- to the point where she called Brit into chambers with one of the lawyers and spoke with Britney for 45 minutes.
So here's what we're told. Britney is acting like a 15-year-old and isn't very "contrite" about the behavior that led to the conservatorship in the first place.
The good news -- she seems to appreciate what Jamie has done to get her business affairs in order. She clearly doesn't understand he's doing the same for her personal life.
Alright, let's make a list of all the things Jamie Spears won't let Britney do because he's a stupid poophead:
1. See a guy who banged her while she was off her meds then tried to sell the sex tape.
2. Consume alcohol despite a history of mental illness.
3. Take her children out in public so she can leave them at KFC.
4. Throw her million dollar career down the toilet in exchange for an underwear-free lifestyle.
5. Operate a motor vehicle like its her own personal bumper car.
Christ, it's like she's living in a concentration camp. ZOMG! FREE BRITNEY!
NOTE: Included pics from the liner of Britney's new CD to prove my point she should never leave the house without being airbrushed first. Seriously, I don't know what she pays her handlers for.
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Oct 2 2008Britney Spears' lawyers shut Adnan's mouth about sex tape
Adnan Ghalib is changing his tune about the existence of a Britney Spears sex tape. He issued the following denial to Star yesterday:
"There is no sex tape," Adnan tells Star exclusively, "and I've never claimed there is one."
"I don't know where these quotes I'm supposed to have said have come from," says Adnan. "What I do know is they certainly didn't come from me and they are completely false. I'm extremely upset and distressed and I'm taking legal action... This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me."
"There is no sex tape," he continues. "That is the end of the matter."
However, The Sun reports Adnan was close to a multi-million dollar deal with a porn site until Britney's lawyers stepped in with their own offer to shut him up:
But now she’s staged a remarkable comeback, Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.
A pal told a newspaper: “Her lawyers have been working overtime. They’ve been told to do whatever it takes to stop the video making it onto the Internet.”
It's looking like Britney's sex tape will never see the light of day which isn't exactly a bad thing. I mean, c'mon, it's not like it was filmed now when she looks awesome. It was filmed during the crazy, five Frappucinos a day, pink wig-wearing times of yore. Honestly, who would watch that? Besides me and anyone else with a penis.
Sep 30 2008Britney Spears' camp denies sex tape reports
After word broke yesterday that Adnan Ghalib is looking to sell a sex tape of Britney Spears to the highest bidder, her people are denying its existence, E! News reports:
"The story is completely false," the source tells E! News.
Spears' rep at Jive Records has not responded to calls seeking comment.
Of course, no one's asking Britney about the tape - until now!
THE SUPERFICIAL: Britney, did you make a sex tape with Adnan Ghalib?
BRITNEY: Stop talking to me giant Frappucino in pants!
THE SUPERFICIAL: Again, is there a tape of you having sex in Mexico?
BRITNEY: I'm gonna stick a straw in your head.
THE SUPERFICIAL: Just say "yes" or "n- *KERCHUNK*
BRITNEY: Can someone get the whipped cream can out of my purse? Yeah. Under the chocolate sauce.
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Sep 29 2008Britney Spears sex tape release just a matter of price
Britney Spears' former paparazzi lover Adnan Ghalib has apparently brushed off getting stabbed and is back to marketing the sex tape he made with Britney in Mexico. The Sun reports:
"There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot while on holiday in Mexico.
Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “
Adnan's not interested in "selling out any other details about Britney?" That's pretty chivalrous for a guy hawking a sex tape of a bipolar nutjob he banged in Mexico while she was off her meds. No, really, for a minute there I thought I was reading Shakespeare.
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