Philadelphia, you're alright.

First.. to pork it!

what. an. assclown.

someone needs to light her on fire please

that fake tan shit smells like... SHIT!!

Hey fake tan people, we can smell you :p

This show sucks and that chick is a pig. NEXT!!!!

WHAT AN UGGO

Woof! Next! Oh wait... actually, let there never be a next- not of this cow. Moo!

I'm confused. Are these pre-airbrush Kardashian shots?

I don't understand why she was invited to the Grammys of all things. Wing Bowl? Sure.

Sweet! Someone needs to run this bitch over with a cab.

Goddamn that thing is nasty. How the fuck did she become famous? Who watches that tripe?

Everyone knows Eagles jerseys' chafe. I know the real reason why you switched!

Eagles are the new Bills! *crying with laughter*

Ohh so theyre booing because they accidentally give the show the highest rating in MTV history...YEAHhhhh Philly keep booing till you caught up a lung...

*cough* Aholes

She has the ugliest shape ever, she's like an upside down pear haha

Fat nobody...

hey, if an entire city booed me for being a dumb bitch, I'd give them the finger too.

but on behalf of the entire city of Philadelphia, i'd like to say FUCK YOU TOO, GREASY OOMPAH LOOMPA

LOL @ stupid people who think orange = tan. Still can't believe this chick is in her 20's. She looks like she's in her mid-40's, couple kids and probably divorced.

Holy hell, who dressed up a pumpkin in a purple dress. Its not halloween....

she reminds me of that old hag from "Something About Mary".
oh yeah, this makes me sad in my pants

she looks like double shape M&M

I keep thinking the aspect ratio of my monitor is messed up every time I see her.

What an Obese Imbecile !

Who let the Oompa loompa out of willy wonkas factory?....quick get a net!

I can jerk it to almost anything but this beast left me limp.

I'm going to write all about my failure to nut on my blog.

Later,

Mitch

I'd put it in her.

Once I'm finished, I would find "The Situation" and give him a Swift kick in the Cock!

That girls needs more gym and less tanning and laundry.

Well if there's one thing I can say about Philly it's that it sure knows a thing or two about trash ...

The whole Jersey Shore just needs to go away. The oceanic ecosystems have enough problems with pollution as it is....

I am so over snookie!

It's all the ass clowns that watch the show every week that make us have to endure crap like "Snooki" for a second season. Someone please tell my why she is famous?

I really don't get it at all......

Fat, ugly and annoying is news now?

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This is a large FAT & smelly 'after Thanksgiving dinner' shit, stuffed into a giant purple sausage casing.

yum-yum :O(

seriously, does she now own a mirror?

I heard FedEx took one look at her and immediately changed their color scheme when realized she could be mistaken for their mascot. Thinking orange and purple go together shows she has no color sense - but jeezus, what spray-on tan manufacturer was so delusional as to come up with a shade like "End-Stage Liver Failure"?

Love her reaction. Go Snooks!

Violet Beauregarde hooked up with an Oompa Loompa. This is their daughter.

Sad that the youth of our nation would rather watch a bunch of stupid fucking fake tan asswipes with NO talent than anything else! Hey MTV; do you idiots remember what your fucking channel was created for. This ugly fucking PIG BITCH has no talent & will never look good even after a case of tequila and a week on the Sun. Guess what Jersey, noone fucking cares about your Z-28 driving with the windows down & Bon Jovi blasting, loud mouth, fake tan, steroid eating, big hair way of life.

Vafancullo bitchesssssssssssssssss!!!!!!

Please do not place pictures of this creature on this website. Unfortunately, I clicked on one of the photos, and my computer immediately smelled like a 4 week old crusty turd. Yikes! I have to get a new computer now. Do not let this happen to you!

This bitch makes me shudder.

This bitch looks like Quasimoto! There are so many better looking chicks out there! if someone is gonna be famous for nothing shouldnt they at least be hot?

That dress is NOT flattering in the least bit.

i hate her slightly more than i hate Philadelphia. New Jersey was a better place before that show

Ok, I take it back. In an earlier post I said I'd hit it. Well, I've never seen the show and this is the first time I've seen this girl's body. She didn't look this big in the few photos I'd seen; granted, she was sheathed in big jackets. Um, no. She is just another chubby girl who thinks she's the shit and that men should throw themselves at her and likely shops at Torrid.

And men, get some fucking self-esteem (respect?) and STOP stooping so low as to hit on women like this! It's because of those guys who are too intimidated to approach actually hot women that people like this "Snooki" think that even though they aren't really cute and are fat, fat, fat that they are just as hot as any Playmate.

something tells me that she smells like sweat and bacon.

what a fucking fat fuck of a dirty ass whore.

thank you for reading.....she's a fat ugly whore

Moo

Did she gain...weight..???

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Yes, Snooki. YOU look like you've just swallowed all three Kardashian sisters.

Blech.

I was proud of the fans for two reasons.First booing this no talent ,ugly fucking troll who is famous for absolutley no reason.Second for booing what was an obvious attempt by an old,boring ,radio host at Wing bowl who brought her in thinking he was being "cool"by bringing in something off of MTV.asshat!!!

Can't believe I'm saying this ... coming from someone raised in London, then Tokyo/HK for another 5 during my teens, and now living/working in NYC ... I'm giving mad PROPS to Philadelphia peeps for this much called for reaction.

I only know one person in my large circle of life whom admits watching this show, and she is a bartender across from my office. Not to be overly rude and all, enough said?!?

PLEASE people, have standards and do not watch this embarrassing show and the overly tanned idiots that somehow got famous. MTV keeps lowering the bar all the time.

Hey tons of fun, show some class. Two words: "Jenny Craig"

Whatever happened to MTV? Why couldn't they just stick to music videos? Every reality show seems to have one target audience -stuckup morons.

Her hair looks much better this way.

I know some people are happy that Philly booed her. But Philly boos everybody. They booed Santa Clause at a football game.....

The outfit is nice...

We are sooo doomed as a country for making this large pile of shit some kind of star. Can't sing, dance or act. What's the talent for these so-called reality pieces of gopher feces.

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What #44 said

She has a gunt. Why the fuck did they pay all those dumbasses, who have probably never worked a hard day in their lives? Awful show, really setting low standards for our future generations.

It is hard to believe she is an ancestor of the people who built Machu Picchu or the aqueducts 2,000 years ago. I dont think snooki could make a bed.

It's hard to understand why people watch these inane reality shows that validate pigs like this one.

What a short fat brown piece of shit.

#64...... god you're dumb. I don't even know where to start.

Philly's awesome like that. We're the city that booed Beyonce at a Sixers game.

#8 --- LMAO!!!!!!!!

mmm, cheesecake.

180 pounds of mashed shit in a purple Hefty Bag.

I would rather f@#k a beehive than put one in her.

And I seriously question the intelligence of anyone who watches Jersey Shore.

ENOUGH of the fat fuckin meatball, with a hairy upper lip.

180 pounds of mashed shit in a purple Hefty Bag.

PIG

Holy shit, she's fat.

People always like celebrities, but I think those in uniform deserve more respect. They defend our conuntry and safeguard our policy. Join Kis sm ilitary.coooooom, show your love and respect to our military heroes.

did she flash the crowd? thats what wing bowl is about a wing eating contest and girls flashing.

Philadelphia seems alright. They threw Palin and this sow in the same bag.

@ 67 - They booed Beyonce? That place is divine.

Witness the back boobs:
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/12/screenshots_of_the_cast_of_mtvs_jersey_shore/gallery_enlarged/gallery_enlarged-snooki-jersey-shore-punched-photos-12172009-05.jpg

All...............wait for it.............. right. Philadelphians can spell, ya'know.

She's got nice pins but the top half is wrecked.

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"I'm confused. Are these pre-airbrush Kardashian shots?"

Fantastic. =D As for this lady? Jeez, i don´t know... apparently I´m fortunate not to know more about her than this site ´reports´. Man, I´m lucky to be me. I never would´ve thought that one day, it would be a blessing to not have cable.

i hate to admit this, but i actually like jersey shore

You guys are all HATERS!! Snookies is the shit! You go girl

LOLL @ #37
That comment made my day. Hahaha

Hey, It's Philadelphia, they jeer when planes land safely.

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She needs to drop 20 pounds and layer the hair more around her face. Short people do not carry weight well.

I don't know what you guys are talking about. That chick is HOT . . . in a nasty sort of way . . . admit it!

Ugh. She is a poser!!!! Fat. Ugly. Fake. Classless. Yeah, maybe a guidette. Most REAL Italians would NOT take that well... And what is the talent?

All I can say is if that heffer wants to come thru, I'd show her what some of us Italians really think of her "representation".

And YOU'RE TOO FAT FOR A SHINY, LYCRA TUBE DRESS. Even WITH the support panties. You look fatter because you dress like a skinny ho. As in hooker.

BTW- To the asshat who said that short people don't carry weight well, not true. They just look stupid when they squeeze it into a sausage casing.

That dress is fugly...Her body looks wierd too...and I like 'em thick.

Looking at this after that naked pic of Snooki... looks like she had a baaaad freshmen year of college between the two, but she hasn't stopped partying so she still thinks she looks good. I've seen this happen to NJ girls on campuses all over the East coast. An epidemic really... sad.

The poor girl looks like a discolored Miss Piggy from behind. The cow-chomping of the gum is less than attractive, too....

Thinking orange and purple go together shows she has no color sense -