Tila Tequila: 'Casey Johnson wanted me to have her daughter'

yeah right

It's hard to look more coked out than Johnson does in that picture. Someone really should do something about these train wrecks just buying babies. Maybe we could stage a series of deaths designed to look like a combination of diabetes and drug overdoses?

She's trying to get a piece of the Johnson fortune. Since she uses their products to give out handjobs probably felt it was time to own part of the business.

This reminds me of an old joke from the Army; the punch line is "I'm not THAT fucked up!"

anybody else think she looks like courtney love in these pics? scary...

Is histrionic personality disorder contagious?

Tila Tequila = Ugly Whore

Stop.

Just stop.

Enough with Tia Tequila.

This site is called "the superficial," not "idiots on parade."

We are supposed to be looking at idiots, yes, but FAMOUS and HOT idiots. You know, people who are famous because they are superficial.

Tia Tequila is (a) not famous, and (b) not only not hot, but SCARY.

Just because someone is on TV once doesn't make them famous. We could all view www.cnn.com or www.foxnews.com or any of 500 other sites that put people on TV who say or do stupid things. "Balloon Boy" and his idiot family come to mind.

They ain't famous; they're notorious.

Can we PLEASE ignore these imbeciles, and focus again on FAMOUS and HOT idiots only?

These two look like the kids who need our support in the "Jerry Lewis" telethon. Only uglier.

Tila, are your 1-hour massages still $100 with $20 tip for release?

She says 'last wish' as if she knew Casey Johnson was going to die. That's terrible.

As vapid and vacant as Casey Johnson was, why couldn't the good lord have spared her and taken Tila "E.T." Tequilla instead. Useless cunt.

Does this mean that every famewhore who ever had a one-night stand with Casey Johnson, or shared a needle with her, is going to try to claim Casey's adopted kid?

Why is People (and Superficial) still giving this skank publicity??

Yes, we all are fascinated by the shallow and brainless, but Tila Tequila exceeds the limit for being absolutely worthless and uninteresting.

I'm so sick of seeing this tiny whore's foul face in the media that is encouraging the cun+'s absolute insanity by printing it that I can't even stomach ridiculing her anymore. Who the frack cares about her. If a single member is interesting in whether she lives or dies and enjoys watching her whore herself and those around her, I'll retract my statement.

Im gonna repeat pretty much what #11 said: Its not like this chick had a disease and was lying on a deathbed and had TIME to proclaim she wanted Tila to raise her daughter as a last wish. This chick -effed on drugs or not- did not bthink she was gonna die at 30.

It is so sad that Tila has sunk her hooks in and isnt gonna let go. "I want her dogs. I want her baby. I want free shampoo and Q-Tips from my in-laws for the rest of my life !"

Attention Whoring at a new time low. All of this is jibba-jabba unless Casey seriously (doubt it) left a legal document granting Tila sole custody.

I am not one who uses violence to seek a solution BUT in this case someone PLEEZE duct-tape this AZN whore and toss her in the deepest part of the ocean....same spot Megatron was tossed into from the 1st transformer movie

It's one thing to be a gross, disgusting and diminutive bisexual whore, but being incredibly stupid and self-important reduces this creature to a an even lower sub-life form.

how could it be her 'last wish' unless she was there at the time of Casey's death to hear her final words?

tila's even dumber/crazier than she looks.

Tila has nice perky nipples. That is all I can say as I have vowed to not say anything mean about the little people.

When do you think the ALIEN INSECT SPECIES that stranded Tila here on planet Earth will come back and get her sorry a**.

Ok if Tila was so in love with Casey etc why did it take the maid to find her dead after SEVERAL days of being dead? If the love of my life didn't answer calls or texts after just one day I would be frantic looking for him. Especially if that person had diabetes. I mean wouldn't you atleast have family or even the cops go check on her? Tila needs just stfu and respect Casey and her family. Someone needs to take that bitches twitter account away for real.

hmmmm...Tila did say "last wish" as number 11 pointed out...this proves one thing...that little munchkin killed her!

These pictures remind me of Weekend At Bernie's... The chick already looks dead... I think the little troll was just propping her up.

How was Johnson able to get her hands on a kid? This is the first I'm even hearing that she had a kid. Weird. She's like Courtney Love with more money.

Maybe Casey did because she is as insane and careless as you are Tila.. that is why God said NO. HA

Look. Cuntsy Johnson has been persona non grata for a long time in that family.

What does that clueless gook think she's gonna get from the family fortune? Maybe a couple fortune cookies? A happy ending? Sucky sucky?

It's blatantly obvious to everyone that this Tequila whore is using the death for her famewhoring and it's absolutely dispicable. But then, people like her don't care except for the attention. The press should stand together and just ignore her until she goes away or kills herself in the ultimate act of famewhore sacrifice.

why do you keep posting stuff of Tila Tequila??? No one Cares. Shes a lame attention whore and the only reason she's still relevant is because YOU BLOGGERS keep posting stuff of her taking advantage of a dead girl, getting arrested, and getting fucked up on drugs. WHO CARES ANYMORE.

why do you keep posting stuff of Tila Tequila??? No one Cares. Shes a lame attention whore and the only reason she's still relevant is because YOU BLOGGERS keep posting stuff of her taking advantage of a dead girl, getting arrested, and getting fucked up on drugs. WHO CARES ANYMORE.

why do you keep posting stuff of Tila Tequila??? No one Cares. Shes a lame attention whore and the only reason she's still relevant is because YOU BLOGGERS keep posting stuff of her taking advantage of a dead girl, getting arrested, and getting fucked up on drugs. WHO CARES ANYMORE.

Who forgot to take out the trash?

I can just see a judge handing over a child trusted to the care of a multi-billion dollar family to... this foolish woman.

Cunt. Whore. Bag.

well first of all...everyone needs to shut the f**k up because..no one really knows the true inside story of casey..I would say that tila is wrong for claiming too much stuff of casey and nicky and bijou is a bitch enough to act like bitches and come over with such thick face and cold hearted hoes to tila like that...its so stupid..its true what tila say.."money cant buy class"..because the people like nicky and bijou who burns cash like nothing..treats average and poor people like trash. but they dont even realize that if they were in a average stage, they would be at least a little more opened minded...we all might like and dislike these peoples, but we cant take sides really...just because tila represent her self in a hoe way or a whore way...thats really not our problem and our body..so everyone needs to lay off of her too..

Just amazing. I was wondering how tila "vietcong hooker blowjob specialist" nguyen would find a way to use her dead "wifey" to get more publicity after she died, but this leg spread cunt found a way. I SO hate this whore.

PLEASE: someone, anyone, put a round into this bitch's head. Her continuing to breathe is like nails on a chalkboard...

could she looked any more fucked up in this picture?

You're doing this dumb broad a favor by constantly providing us with updates on her worthless existence.

http://www.tilanguyen.info/ look where this bitch came from... gangs, prostitution, drugs... fuck her!

I love this site; the writer does an awesome job. But even that twat Perez Hilton isn't giving Tila "Midgettrollwhore" Tequila this much coverage. And you're so much better than that douche Perez. Please! No more Tila!

Look at this picture. Who wouldn't think that bitch was on drugs? Just sayin'. This is a first, but Courtney Love (old school) looks like a goddess next to this chick (new school who can't keep their f*cking coke habit under control) and her tan monkey that won't leave her shoulder. But man, I love those big fake monkey boobs.

Agreed, please stop posting Tila. Love the site, hate this shrew.

The Olsen twins look like shit.

Seriously, the only answer is porn. The only way to shut her up is to stick a c0ck in her mouth and a black dick in her @ss.

Her only redeaming quality would be taking Peter North sized loads on her silicone fun bags.

Wow...I've never seen a more obvious grab for money in my life

Yeah, this whole Tila thing isn't even scandelous. It's a no-brainer this wee little attention seeking whore isn't going to get a dime from the death of Casey. She should STFU and if she has any sense whatsoever, go back to her stripper pole and stay out of the limelight. The only reason she keeps going on is sites like these are giving her the attention. I love this site, but really, this bitch does not deserve to be written about and the general public should not have to be exposed to this merciless, talentless, vampid little spider. There's so many others to pick on!

While you are wishing death on this young woman turn your eyes to Hati and beyold a hundred thousand dead children for you to laugh at.

You who have it coming.

Big time.

Your pal,

Jesus

I think shes interesting n sexy n fun. I for one hope The Superfical does NOT stop posting Tila stuff :)

LMAO@ #46 for pretending the dying resurrecting godman of Christian mythology. Get a grip! Jesus never condemned anyone in that old book misread(the bible).

Look how out of it Casey looks. Does this look like a person who is capable of making decisions regarding a small child? Tila is in it for the money and the fame, not for the wellbeing of Ava anyway. The only good thing about this is that, even if she were to take this to court, no self respecting judge would consider this. She will get laughed out of that courtroom

I wouldn't trust her with a Chia Pet, give it a rest. Back to Munchkin Land.

"Johnson and Johnson a Family Company."

Money can't buy happiness. 95% of rich people have really shitty lives.

someone should really fuckin say something to her about her exploiting this girl's death for her "fame." that's probably the lowest you could go

Tila Tequila: 'Casey Johnson wanted me to have her daughter.........for dinner'

Reply to 52. Alex,

Where do you get your figures?

Imagine the custody hearing....

Judge: "Dismissed!!!"

Tila's lawyer: "Huh? What? I haven't said anything yet!"

From the look of that girl I am really surprised she lasted so long.

What's Courtney Love doing with Tila?

funnly

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Give them credit for having perfected the lesbian crack ho douchebag look. Wonder if it will become the new fashion this year?

I wonder if secretly the family is glad she is gone as she was such an embarassment to her family. Imagine a dyke with the last name Johnson...lol She was obviously a johnson-free zone in so many ways....she is just a yllis tnuc (pronounced E-lies ten-nuck in official backspeak)

Da Turd

@46 Jesus, you need spellcheck because you cannot spell Haiti; nor are you to end a sentence with a preposition.

No wonder Christianity is now promoted by the likes of Carrie Jean Prejean, Heidi Montag, and Mel Gibson. :p

Pfft. Like any judge in the country would give custody of a child to a single woman with dubious sources of income, who dances in front of a webcam naked with a tampon string hanging out of her snatch. Tila knew Casey less than one month and the child is already under Casey's mother's custody. What? They're going to wrest the child away from a (hopefully) stable environment and hand her over to some sketchy vietcong hooker? Even Tila knows it will never happen.

This is just another one of Tila's tall tales told to keep the spotlight on herself. I find it rather shocking that any semi-reputable magazine would give this skank the time of day, much less grant her an interview. Tila is not actually seeking custody of Eva, she is just claiming she is. I'd bet my paycheck she has not shelled out one thin dime for a lawyer or counsel in this fairytale matter.

Please Fishy, I beg you. Please stop posting about this disgraceful whore.

Hey, this is the J-man. Just wanted to point out that #46 is an imposter. I'm up here in Paradise totally railing Casey Johnson right now. Anyway, y'all have fun! Go in peace, and all that.

Nice try TILA, but Casey had Jasmine Lennard promise her that SHE would take care of Ava if anything would ever happen to her. Jasmine actually knows Ava very well. And Ava trusts her as does the Johnson family and guess what, Jasmine has her own money and comes from a very respectable family; so.... ya, wouldn't hold my breath if I were you, TILA bc I don't think you'll be getting custody... K? Ya... thanks! I would guess Sale will adopt her though seeing how she's had temp custody of her this whole time. That would be the best thing for the poor child. I doubt Casey had a will.

Tia and Casey look very well connected together. The girls seem to be in mood of making fun. :)

Where did she even come from? Wasn't it reality tv? C'mpon now