Jessica Simpson farted during a business meeting. Of course she did.

mmmm I like em thick :)

She looks very pretty here....and I love her shapely muscular legs. Go ahead, bring on the fat jokes, but she looks hot.

I think that is funny as hell if it is true. I like Jessica she is real.

Yes, as a female I always thought she was attractive - even with a lil meat on er bones. A bit stupid IMO, but attractive nonetheless.

@kingofbeer - "thick" as in voluptuous, or as in stupid? Me, I like 'em both, and she's right in there.

Funny. She looks like a lady, but can be care free too. Say what you want about her weight. I think she looks great.

After passing gas, did she then burp and say "Moo" while she picked her nose?

30 year old's body. 4 year old's brain.

She really has let go. Sad to see a once attractive go to pot. All fat and gross.

Of course shes a spoil bitch, who thinks shes going to stay cute 4ever...

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Jessica is a fat pig rude pig. Tony Romo had been trying to get rid of her for ages. Her time is growing short. She is now nothing more than a garden variety celebrity with no talent.

in all honesty i think it's cute, kinda like when a dog farts then looks at its own butt and then at you with a cocked head as if to say "did i do that?"

THIS JUST IN!!! CELEBRITIES HAVE BODILY FUNCTIONS!

film at 11...

Who cares?! So she farted. We've all done it. So she farted loudly. We've all done that too. She farted somewhere embarrassing. Yet again we have all had it.

I really question why this is even a news subject.

Whatever, she is still fucken rich.

i want a fuckin sympathy pizza

Really?

Come on man, you're all adults. So she farted, whatever.

Who cares??? She's still hot and I'd let her fart on me if I could play with her boobs...

@11 - well played sir. well played.

Girls don't fart. They toot.

In this case apparently, like a foghorn.

So she farted. Happens to the best of us. But seriously I would KILL my mother for a reaction like that. Didn't even give her a chance to look innocent and pretend it wasn't her ..

Maybe we can see why she's so...erm childlike shall we say after her mums reaction. Uncalled for.
Still I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she farted.
She's hot and sweet and if she does things like that not one of those spoiled bitches who you can't even kiss incase it messes her make up or puts a hair out of place. It makes her hotter...
If a little methaney.

Wasnt there a rumor going around than an assistant of hers had to clean up a bathrobe she left with crap all over it? I think it's because she takes those weird diet pills

Human nature? Not like she can hold it in or anything ha

Greasy chicken wings & fried mozerella sticks will do that.

Then again, she's a cow, and cows produce most of the methane in our environment, so the shoe seems to fit.

Can't wait for her sextape to come out. Someone with this little self-esteem would let a boyfriend film her doing the most degrading things.

assman is repulsed

honestly, what's everyone's issue with her weight? i think she looks fine, if she wasn't so skinny years ago, people wouldn't make such a big deal now about her weight. she was the same weight BEFORE she was famous, doesn't anyone remember that?

21- my thoughts exactly.

i would eat her farts...

I never thought she was the type to put on "airs".

So she's human.

In my experience, when a girl/woman is trying to impress someone (24 hrs per day for Jessica or any actress), they hold it in and try to let it slip out silently, preferably in a crosswind.

All this episode means is that she's been putting things in her mouth that she has trouble digesting. And that you bottom-feeders are having a slow news day.

Why make a big thing about it? Embarrassing for her, maybe, but certainly not news.

By the way, I like a woman to look like a woman, not a preying mantis. Jessica looks fine.

When a girl wears a wrap at the beach while standing in the water:
1) She thinks she looks fat, or
2) She is fat

5 years ago, Jessica would have been in a bikini.

@13 Lol! You're killing me over here.

LOL Good for her, nothing wrong with farting, everyone does it.

How do we know it was really a fart? Maybe it was the sound of her bodunkadunk rubbing against the leather chair or her boobs rubbing together.

regardless, I'd still hit it maybe even twice.

yes, cause classy people don't fart. hey it happens sometimes. If she held it in any longer she'd self-combust.

Hey, I'll cut loose every now and then during business meetings. It helps break the ice. Or melt it.

I'd fuck it. Then she can fart on my chest. If there's follow-through, so be it.

Brittany murphy was an OK actress, who was WAY too highly strung. More than likely, the stress of her being an emotional wreck to begin with is what killed her. Let's not make her out ot be someone she's not. She definitely doesn't deserve this handwringing & browbeating. Too bad she's gone, but let's move on...

she was passing dads nut, lets give her a break

Srsly Jessica Simpson is not fat. If you've ever seen celebs in person, you would understand how much smaller they are in person than they seem in pictures or on TV. For example, Miranda Kerr is a size 0 (34-24-34). Have any of you actually imagined what a size 0 person who is like six feet tall actually looks like??? Size 0 is usually cut petite because it's a normal size for someone who is like 5'1. That's how small framed she is! Look at the space between Jessica's thighs and her arms... she is not big. Like another commentator said, she only looks big because at one point she starved herself to a size 0.

Gross. I've never farted in public. It's not that hard, especially if you're not constantly scarfing burritos.

Being able to hold in a fart until you can make an escape to the bathroom is what seperates us from the animals. Sooo basically Jessica isn't any better than an animal, which is funny because she reminds me of a big old cow, with her bovine eyes and slackmeat face. Lovely, classy lady that one is!

lol i like how her mom calls her out

absolute trailer trash. the only way to deal with a pig like that by shocking it with a high-voltage cattle prod until it becomes civilized.

She is so fucking hot that I would eat her farts. And girls that fart in public know how to fuck. That's just a fact.

hahaha. probably bull, but still pretty funny to think about.

pics, or it didn't happen ;)

(in south park nasally voice) Soo.. The Chamber of Farts has another victim eh? Don't be afraid there aren't any ghouls here.....ONLY FARTS!!!

Good thing she didn't have panty hose on....she would have blew her fucking shoes off!

She looks like a farter......

idk, man. i don't usually like her but i think that's awesome.

...class is in session

BFD...there's not a single human on this planet that hasn't farted...oooh, so she IS actually a human...whoopee

much ado about NOTHING!

and I guarantee you, that EVERY SINGLE MAN on this forum talking shit about her would lick the soles of her feet just to have sex with her...if they say they wouldn't they are either lying or gay!

...dismissed bitches!

I just sharted!

In pic #4....is she making some sort of gang sign with her foot?

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I'm more shocked she was in a business meeting. Someone wants to do business with this train wreck? Everything she does, fails.

Was the meeting with Vivid Entertainment - is porn her next career?

she's overweight, she drinks waaaay too much, she takes pills & laxatives. of course, she has uncontrollable gas.

so let me get this straight...girls hold them in until they get home and when they do, do they let one massive roaring lion for like 10 minutes?

LOL. I wouldn't expect anything less from Jessica. Hold off on the greasy foods honie!!!!

LOL. I wouldn't expect anything less from Jessica. Hold off on the greasy foods honie!!!!

lol, that is hilarious, love it!

The fart was totally a cry for help. Her friend's gone on record to say so: http://bit.ly/aAqY2f

I love this. She looks like someone who wouldnt be able to distinguish when and where is an acceptable place to let one go. Everyone whose saying "everyone farts" is forgetting the context it was in. If i was in a business meeting with people i didnt know I would either hold it in or excuse myself. How old is she- 30? And her mom has to scold her for inappropriate display of bodily functions? Damn, shes like a 5 year old.

I love this. She looks like someone who wouldnt be able to distinguish when and where is an acceptable place to let one go. Everyone whose saying "everyone farts" is forgetting the context it was in. If i was in a business meeting with people i didnt know I would either hold it in or excuse myself. How old is she- 30? And her mom has to scold her for inappropriate display of bodily functions? Damn, shes like a 5 year old.

Hope it was a very moist one with most awful scent!

The only thing missing from these posts is what we would imagine her fart sounds like.... any takers....

Sorry for the double comments, they said they wouldnt let me post for some reason, so I used a different name.

"a room full of five people"...must have been a meeting of everyone who bought her country album...

can you say "fat, pathetic has-been"? or is she a never-was?

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Hmm....

....are ya sure it wasn't that even more country-ghetto Suthuhn bimbo Twatney Spears who did that? I mean, that sounds (pun intended) like something Spears'd do then laugh and begin to waft it around for others to "enjoy".

I know Jess' isn't the bright bulb in the pack but jeez, you'd think she'd understand that layin' out the air biscuits in a business meeting just ain't gonna...uh...cut it....

This has got to be a Spears thing, Fish. Check into it, bub.

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I'm not at all surprised when I hear that a human being farted. I am quite surprised that someone thought it was "article" worthy, and flat out astonished that so many of us, (myself included), are reading and then commenting on it! What the heck is wrong with this picture? My only excuse, is that maybe on some level, I now feel less "gross" about myself when it happens to me.

Sometimes you just got to fart.... it was bad timing though:)

Its a joke that this is news worthy.

Umm whatever, this is such drivel. SO what> we all fart. this is nonsense too.. what kind of big executive would care enough to tell someone else.. they have bigger fish to fry then Jessica's farts thanks

I would do her over Fergie any day

I like that...I don't care if its true...its funny, she's fucking gorgeous and REAL....I would want to be with her than any other woman in the world!

CHESTica is only doing as her dadager told her to do. Her dad called her a cow ("Damn, chestica, you've really let yourself go; you look just like a cow!"). So, being a mental midget, she of course thought she should fart, moo and start chewing her kud...

I would sniff her pussy farts anytime.

Girls don't fart. They fluff.

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i like the third pic very much

13. sarah - January 28, 2010 11:32 AM

in all honesty i think it's cute, kinda like when a dog farts then looks at its own butt and then at you with a cocked head as if to say "did i do that?"
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One of the executives in the meeting said this is exactly what Jessica did after the incident. Then, continuing to follow canine behavior, she ate her own excrement.

She has stubby tree trunk legs. She should cover them up.

Yikes! Somebody left some gassy sewage mess inside her.

How did her new fragrance smell?!

Could somebody explain her that the pheromones don't come out the shitter!

If she did it on a Japanese train during rush hour it would not be a big deal.

Read it www.celebpsychic.com then weep!

Jessica shmesica! I was distracted with the ass in the lime green bikini bottom in the background! Lets see pics of that chick!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm stoned, about to start studying in the very quiet library, and after scrolling down and reading this post, I burst out laughing. Strange looks coming my way. So effing funny....made my morning. Thanx Fish....

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EVERYBODY FART .. JESSICA ALBA FART TOO

how does proverb go, ah yes, "to "air" is human but i digress, if i had my way she could never do that because
A) my schlong would be buried balls-deep in her ass, plugging her butthole shut, or
B) her anus would be so reamed out from my daily drilling that the gas would pass like a breeze in the Lincoln tunnel

The responses to this story have restored my faith in humanity. I think this is the funniest story ever posted on here. I hope it's true. Everyone farts, and I would have thrown something heavy at my mother if she'd reacted that way - totally threw her under the bus. Unless, of course, it was followed by the natural response which was to laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes until you were crying.

So the heck what that she farted. Farting is a normal function of life. I can't understand for the life of me as to why people demonize normal body functions.

As for her mother, her mother seriously needs to lighten up. If the businessmen/manufacturer doesn't want to manufacture Jessica's pants designs just because she farted, well then obviously they all have some mental/psychological issues that they need to deal with.

There are more important things that should be criticized instead of demonizing a normal function. No wonder why society in this day and age is totally screwed up.

Will someone explain to me, how could this have become famous. It's like she has DUMB written all over her face!

it's only cute when she breaks wind! Her farting is great great as is almost anything else in the states.

i wud have sniffed her fart..jessica simpson's farts give me a hardon
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Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic. I can't believe Jessica would fart in public and then call all paps and magazines to report this. This story had to come from the Simpson's themselves, since, no one that I know of, would make something so stupid public. How desparate can this loser be for attention. She is just plain gross. People also need to get over her weight, so she gained weight, so what. Are weight issues all that this dumb blonde is about? Get over it people and lets move on. The more attention you people give to her moronic weight issues, the more needless attention she will get. Farting in public like a 5 yr. old is not cute when your 30. She is just plain gross.

The fact that she farted is not a big deal but that she probably farted on purpose in front of a room full of people. Why in the world would anyone do that?
That might have been cute at your high school slumber party but shouldn't you be past such juvenile nonsense Jessica?

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