Dec 28 2009

Rihanna in a bikini


Here's Rihanna in Barbados over the weekend and I had no idea her ass is a goddamn epic battle between "Just the Right Amount of Ghetto" and "Jennifer Love Hewitt." But I'm here to help.

*picks up broadsword*

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!

Photos: Mavrix

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DAMMMMMM..!!!

Nice cocoa puffs.

She has a great body but fug face.

I think she's very attractive, despite the floofy pink thing.

i'd say just the right amount of ghetto. i envy the way black women can have such bangin curves. ahh

Of course, the black chick MUST be ghetto.

Eu comia.

@7

Ghetto culture is where the glorification of big butts came from. He's not saying she's ghetto. Obviously, she's not ghetto, she's from Barbados.

correct, and if any white girl tried to pull off an ass like that it would be filled with cottage cheese and horror.

Perfection right there. Look at that ass

Damn!!! Suddenly I'm a Rihanna fan!!


What are the spots on her neck? Reminds me of Alien Nation.

Ah, I see. Shitty star tattoos where her old hairstyle should be:

http://www.style-hair-magazine.com/rihannahairstyles.html

I'd hit it raw!

She's so fine I'd drink her _daddy's_ bath water.
I think this is the first time I've ever seen her unshod feet. Need to see more.

somewhere theres a pissed off naked 7 year old girl on that beach

really?! A pink frilly skirty-bikini on a grown woman?????

I-DON'T-CARE

Oh boy! Is this the part where I block shes infested with cold sores (claim by a crazy bitch) on her cajones out of my mind and dive into that head first?

butterface...wtf is up with her 14 inch forehead.

This is the type of thing that will get me through my second tour in Iraq. Nice ass girl!

This is the type of thing that will get me through my second tour in Iraq. Nice ass girl!

Who da booty girl!?

Matt Kemp didn't make the trip with her? Looking at that ass I'm jealous Kemp gets that. Go Dodgers!

Wow. Every other celeb tries so hard to look sexy, and she wakes up looking unbelievably hot. Puts everyone else to shame without even trying.

nice cankles!

What's up with this chick? Why the need to be "out there" every day? I think she's still dreaming about Chris. Anyway, an OK bod. She's gonna have trouble keeping the fat off though by the time she reaches her 30s. By then she'll need to really balance her caloric intake with a good excercise regiman.

Diva. Meh.

@25..you're delusional. chick is in barbados spending time with her family. and 'ok bod???' riri has the right amount of thickness to be called thick but not fat, a sexy ass and flat stomach. chick is HOT! why do i have a feeling that you're a fat chick trying to make yourself feel better.
oh and ps. MOST WOMEN in their 30's and upward start having trouble with their weight. metabolism slows down. its part of life.

shes so gross. she looks like shes wearing a cheap neon stripper outfit and i hate those ugly headband things shes wearing. her body isn't awful but honestly what is special about it at all?

nice orange dyke hair cut. she needs to get beat a little harder next time.

FAT!! NEXT!!

She's got an amazing body!

I like the War update reference. Don't forget your targe.

Yep, that's what pear-shaped looks like. Could her thighs and knees be any thicker? Thanks for the grossout. Lost my appetite completely.

@ 27: Yeah she's in Barbados with family, but she's obviously posing for the paparazzi. Look at what others in some of the shots are wearing, and look at what Rihanna is wearing. She chose what she chose to wear because she knew it would get the distribution it's getting. And you said Rihanna "has the right amount of thickness to be called thick but not fat...." Well guess what comes next on the informal "body type" scale after "thick." Fat. And she'll be there probably well before 30. And that's why, IMO, her body right now is nothing spectacular, but OK. And no, I'm not a fat female. I'm a male with a healthy BMI.

Damn.... that negro wench has got a big-assed chin

Ugh.

I can only imagine what the overpowering smell of fresh dogshit / burnt rubber is like when she's done doggy style if she's anything like her "sistas"

Lolz, so weird never really expected this kinda bikini from her...she looks good anywhoo!
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HERPIES!! HERPIES!!

I'd hit it but it's already been hit.. several times.

Her head is too small for her body.

I'd ram my tongue as far as I could into that round mound of brown!

Great Pics! I don't know what's up with her facial expressions though...She seems pissed or something.

she looks like prince with that mad-cut... plus that ass is fat

i would have beat this dumb bitch up also

@3 shusha

AGREE with you; she must have a serious team of MUA taking care of her before she makes any kind of appearance.

I won't say she's ugly, but she definitely does nothing for me.

Great Pics she looks nice

Gee, what brand of cell phone was the pap using for these pictures anyway?

Where is shy Ronnie?

I would be honored to hit that and I get the feeling she wouldn't require condoms.

This bitch is ugly and made Chris Brown beat her to get publicity. Seriously, how many people had even heard of her before she got her stupid looking ass beat? I sure as shit didn't know who she was, wish I still didn't!

Since when do black people go to the bitch?

Since when do black people go to the bitch?

jesus christ, # 52. she's from barbados, you idiot! there are some fucking morons on this site.

@33 You sound creepy.

You can tell that this post is tryna to bring mo nuance in the Beyonce and Tyra girl booty line.What's da fat whitey doing in these pics?!

I'm almost getting taste in rice and peas and sweet potatoes!

Her face is squashed like one of those horrible Pekinese cats.

Not bad, but as Fish said, she's really borderline. She's too tiny up top to justify such a huge pooper. Classic pear shape. Still do-able, but she'd look better 15lbs lighter.

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Is there any okra recipe available?!

She has clearly outgrown this childhood ballet dress of hers.

why? why this hideous choice of swimwear?

if you're feeling shy or are afraid to over-excite your young male cousins, go for a flat-toned low-hip one-piece or maybe a desexualizing sporty tank-top/boy-short combo.

i'd eat that ass so hard my tonsils would get in there...


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Rihanna is both a very talented and very beautiful young woman. After all her troubles in 2009, I hope she has a more settled and very successful 2010.
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Rihanna looks stunning in a bikini. The photo quality should be more sharper.

sweet little pooper

if she does any cake farts i would eat the cake after.

Give me 20 minutes in a shopping mall around here and I will find a better looking black girl. And she'll probably be less trashy too.

Ugly Whore. Giant Forehead

Can't sing without autotune. No tits. Kinda chunky ass. Aunt gemima doo rag on her head, a fug face & a sloping forehead. And STUPID; actually borderline retarded. Go ahead, you can have this black shitney spears; I know of 5 normal women that are a lot more attractive than this wannabe...

ever notice that there are only 'debates' about really hot, healthy girls being 'fat' or not? go to coco's photos, and everyone is singing her praises and defending her. all positive on fran dresher (and she does look fine - not flawless like rhianna, but fine). but here, we have a perfectly healthy female, with probably an ideal body fat percentage, a nice amount of muscle, and gorgeous natural proportions...and we have whiners all over saying how she will get fat or that she is thick. nothing to debate here. may not be your type, but there is nothing to pick apart. same goes for that austrailian model the other day - incredibly hot, damn near perfect, and people fight about her 'love handles.' what it comes down to, is women seeing and relating to the imperfections in more 'average' but still decent women, they feel they can afford them the compliments as its not giving satisfaction to someone 'above' them. they have heard their husbands/boyfriends/male friends or coworkers drool over super hot women like rihanna and they need to find a flaw, to 'bring the woman down a notch.' the old 'see, she isn't perfect either! i have better um....ummm...ANKLES than her!' AND the same foes for the men - they see women like the ones they are sleeping with and either ignore it or say its 'fine.' they see women hotter or more toned or with better proportions than the women they sleep with and they feel the need to pick it apart to justify the imperfection in their own partners. its like 'well, i wouldn't want rihanna's fat ass...because its...fat! its too big!' but really, the ass the bang every night is probably larger. or they get some sick power trip off picking apart women's bodies. women who are too hot and rich to care and will never see what they say. either way!

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Really rihanna is looking stunning in bikini. She has got very nice figure. Truly awesome I must say. Thanks.

Ghetto fat porch monkey is posing for this picture-trying to sell her shitty Cd.

any guy that wouldn't take a body like that to bed is GAY GAY GAY.

We all know this is a photo opt for this fake ho-ho.

monkey

you can tell how hot riri really is just by pic 10, since she's standing next to coco

What we see here is a brown egg in a pink tutu.

whoa thanx for the war & peace comment #72.... OK so is this new news? Rihanna has always been bottom heavy... this is just a lame bathing suit. Her body works for her... if she loses weight her face & upper body becomes hard & angular/ the way she is now, she's soft & feminine all over... basic pear body-type rules. Who cares? Thank goodness there's no weird cellulite rippling all over the place - her skin is amazing....

I heard about her having herpes. I saw the photos online with the herpes sores on her face. FOLKS, Herpes Rhinna is no longer hot.

She looks lIke Aunt Jemimma with that stupid headband. She is way overrated.

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A little thicker than we expected? Sure. Doesn't mean I wouldn't bend it over and pump a load into her.

I am white and have an ass just like that. I am well poportioned and love the way I look. TALL, THICK AND SEXY!

I know plenty of white girls with an ass like that and no cottage cheese. I'm white and pear shaped myself, not a dimple in sight. Us white girls aren't made like the old days, most of us DO have nice round fatties, so check yourself.

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wan't she one of michael vicxk's dogs?

what is with tha face? she look like she fell offa ruck with that big-ol head and tht dum expression

why she stickin her finger in her beehind? she a dirty girl sniffin her own butt-eww

Nice bikini, okay bod, but ugly as a mud fence and the IQ of a toad. I'd blast her in the chops too if she started running her suckhole.

Ilove it

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