Rihanna in a bikini
Here's Rihanna in Barbados over the weekend and I had no idea her ass is a goddamn epic battle between "Just the Right Amount of Ghetto" and "Jennifer Love Hewitt." But I'm here to help.
*picks up broadsword*
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!

Reader Comments
1. HAyzues - December 28, 2009 12:07 PM
DAMMMMMM..!!!
2. Will I Am - December 28, 2009 12:07 PM
Nice cocoa puffs.
3. shusha - December 28, 2009 12:07 PM
She has a great body but fug face.
4. Caleb - December 28, 2009 12:12 PM
I think she's very attractive, despite the floofy pink thing.
5. spicey - December 28, 2009 12:25 PM
i'd say just the right amount of ghetto. i envy the way black women can have such bangin curves. ahh
6. j-sin - December 28, 2009 12:26 PM
Of course, the black chick MUST be ghetto.
7. Natalia - December 28, 2009 12:29 PM
Eu comia.
8. gen - December 28, 2009 12:31 PM
@7
Ghetto culture is where the glorification of big butts came from. He's not saying she's ghetto. Obviously, she's not ghetto, she's from Barbados.
9. spicy - December 28, 2009 12:34 PM
correct, and if any white girl tried to pull off an ass like that it would be filled with cottage cheese and horror.
10. ANON - December 28, 2009 12:38 PM
Perfection right there. Look at that ass
11. jiz - December 28, 2009 12:40 PM
Damn!!! Suddenly I'm a Rihanna fan!!
12. Narcissist - December 28, 2009 12:42 PM
What are the spots on her neck? Reminds me of Alien Nation.
Ah, I see. Shitty star tattoos where her old hairstyle should be:
http://www.style-hair-magazine.com/rihannahairstyles.html
13. I'd hit it raw! - December 28, 2009 12:46 PM
I'd hit it raw!
14. danny - December 28, 2009 12:47 PM
She's so fine I'd drink her _daddy's_ bath water.
I think this is the first time I've ever seen her unshod feet. Need to see more.
15. mamamiasweetpeaches - December 28, 2009 12:48 PM
somewhere theres a pissed off naked 7 year old girl on that beach
really?! A pink frilly skirty-bikini on a grown woman?????
16. Joe Mahma - December 28, 2009 12:48 PM
I-DON'T-CARE
17. Rough night long - December 28, 2009 12:49 PM
Oh boy! Is this the part where I block shes infested with cold sores (claim by a crazy bitch) on her cajones out of my mind and dive into that head first?
18. rrc - December 28, 2009 12:51 PM
butterface...wtf is up with her 14 inch forehead.
19. Ted Kennedys tumor - December 28, 2009 1:04 PM
This is the type of thing that will get me through my second tour in Iraq. Nice ass girl!
20. Ted Kennedys tumor - December 28, 2009 1:08 PM
This is the type of thing that will get me through my second tour in Iraq. Nice ass girl!
21. Boogeyman King Dong - December 28, 2009 1:19 PM
Who da booty girl!?
22. Dubossdj - December 28, 2009 1:26 PM
Matt Kemp didn't make the trip with her? Looking at that ass I'm jealous Kemp gets that. Go Dodgers!
23. venuto - December 28, 2009 1:27 PM
Wow. Every other celeb tries so hard to look sexy, and she wakes up looking unbelievably hot. Puts everyone else to shame without even trying.
24. gotmilk? - December 28, 2009 1:38 PM
nice cankles!
25. frankiestage - December 28, 2009 1:39 PM
What's up with this chick? Why the need to be "out there" every day? I think she's still dreaming about Chris. Anyway, an OK bod. She's gonna have trouble keeping the fat off though by the time she reaches her 30s. By then she'll need to really balance her caloric intake with a good excercise regiman.
26. Sport - December 28, 2009 2:02 PM
Diva. Meh.
27. you have your opinion and I HAVE MINE! - December 28, 2009 2:06 PM
@25..you're delusional. chick is in barbados spending time with her family. and 'ok bod???' riri has the right amount of thickness to be called thick but not fat, a sexy ass and flat stomach. chick is HOT! why do i have a feeling that you're a fat chick trying to make yourself feel better.
oh and ps. MOST WOMEN in their 30's and upward start having trouble with their weight. metabolism slows down. its part of life.
28. camel - December 28, 2009 2:09 PM
shes so gross. she looks like shes wearing a cheap neon stripper outfit and i hate those ugly headband things shes wearing. her body isn't awful but honestly what is special about it at all?
nice orange dyke hair cut. she needs to get beat a little harder next time.
29. Angie - December 28, 2009 2:19 PM
FAT!! NEXT!!
30. Fancy Bitch - December 28, 2009 2:36 PM
She's got an amazing body!
31. truth doctor - December 28, 2009 2:38 PM
I like the War update reference. Don't forget your targe.
32. anonymoustache - December 28, 2009 2:50 PM
Yep, that's what pear-shaped looks like. Could her thighs and knees be any thicker? Thanks for the grossout. Lost my appetite completely.
33. frankiestage - December 28, 2009 2:58 PM
@ 27: Yeah she's in Barbados with family, but she's obviously posing for the paparazzi. Look at what others in some of the shots are wearing, and look at what Rihanna is wearing. She chose what she chose to wear because she knew it would get the distribution it's getting. And you said Rihanna "has the right amount of thickness to be called thick but not fat...." Well guess what comes next on the informal "body type" scale after "thick." Fat. And she'll be there probably well before 30. And that's why, IMO, her body right now is nothing spectacular, but OK. And no, I'm not a fat female. I'm a male with a healthy BMI.
34. Karl the Klansman - December 28, 2009 3:01 PM
Damn.... that negro wench has got a big-assed chin
35. Deacon Jones - December 28, 2009 3:02 PM
Ugh.
I can only imagine what the overpowering smell of fresh dogshit / burnt rubber is like when she's done doggy style if she's anything like her "sistas"
36. B - December 28, 2009 3:04 PM
Lolz, so weird never really expected this kinda bikini from her...she looks good anywhoo!
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37. http://www.popduds.com/ - December 28, 2009 3:08 PM
HERPIES!! HERPIES!!
38. quake - December 28, 2009 3:51 PM
I'd hit it but it's already been hit.. several times.
39. Eureka! - December 28, 2009 3:51 PM
Her head is too small for her body.
40. weirdo - December 28, 2009 3:52 PM
I'd ram my tongue as far as I could into that round mound of brown!
41. Marc Harty - December 28, 2009 3:53 PM
Great Pics! I don't know what's up with her facial expressions though...She seems pissed or something.
42. nick - December 28, 2009 4:06 PM
she looks like prince with that mad-cut... plus that ass is fat
43. pen15 president - December 28, 2009 4:11 PM
i would have beat this dumb bitch up also
44. GeorgeWBush - December 28, 2009 4:20 PM
@3 shusha
AGREE with you; she must have a serious team of MUA taking care of her before she makes any kind of appearance.
45. Drew - December 28, 2009 4:22 PM
I won't say she's ugly, but she definitely does nothing for me.
46. Piedra - December 28, 2009 4:24 PM
Great Pics she looks nice
47. dude! - December 28, 2009 4:30 PM
Gee, what brand of cell phone was the pap using for these pictures anyway?
48. unklepete - December 28, 2009 4:52 PM
Where is shy Ronnie?
49. Donnie Brassballs - December 28, 2009 5:05 PM
I would be honored to hit that and I get the feeling she wouldn't require condoms.
50. Josh - December 28, 2009 5:22 PM
This bitch is ugly and made Chris Brown beat her to get publicity. Seriously, how many people had even heard of her before she got her stupid looking ass beat? I sure as shit didn't know who she was, wish I still didn't!
51. whaaaa? - December 28, 2009 5:26 PM
Since when do black people go to the bitch?
52. whaaaa? - December 28, 2009 5:26 PM
Since when do black people go to the bitch?
53. good god - December 28, 2009 5:40 PM
jesus christ, # 52. she's from barbados, you idiot! there are some fucking morons on this site.
54. Annie - December 28, 2009 5:42 PM
@33 You sound creepy.
55. Boogeyman King Dong - December 28, 2009 5:50 PM
You can tell that this post is tryna to bring mo nuance in the Beyonce and Tyra girl booty line.What's da fat whitey doing in these pics?!
56. Darth - December 28, 2009 5:57 PM
I'm almost getting taste in rice and peas and sweet potatoes!
57. casualencounters.com/blog/ - December 28, 2009 5:59 PM
Her face is squashed like one of those horrible Pekinese cats.
58. Duke Nukem - December 28, 2009 6:00 PM
Not bad, but as Fish said, she's really borderline. She's too tiny up top to justify such a huge pooper. Classic pear shape. Still do-able, but she'd look better 15lbs lighter.
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60. Rhialto - December 28, 2009 6:14 PM
Is there any okra recipe available?!
61. Nero - December 28, 2009 6:28 PM
She has clearly outgrown this childhood ballet dress of hers.
62. v tard - December 28, 2009 6:43 PM
why? why this hideous choice of swimwear?
if you're feeling shy or are afraid to over-excite your young male cousins, go for a flat-toned low-hip one-piece or maybe a desexualizing sporty tank-top/boy-short combo.
63. pimp - December 28, 2009 7:40 PM
i'd eat that ass so hard my tonsils would get in there...
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65. Black Girls - December 28, 2009 8:58 PM
sexy sista workin it
66. http://www.topnflnews.com/ - December 28, 2009 9:39 PM
Rihanna is both a very talented and very beautiful young woman. After all her troubles in 2009, I hope she has a more settled and very successful 2010.
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67. valentines day presents - December 28, 2009 9:51 PM
Rihanna looks stunning in a bikini. The photo quality should be more sharper.
68. hoodfellaz - December 28, 2009 9:55 PM
sweet little pooper
if she does any cake farts i would eat the cake after.
69. cc - December 28, 2009 11:16 PM
Give me 20 minutes in a shopping mall around here and I will find a better looking black girl. And she'll probably be less trashy too.
70. Shozie - December 28, 2009 11:17 PM
Ugly Whore. Giant Forehead
71. She's a RETARD - December 29, 2009 12:01 AM
Can't sing without autotune. No tits. Kinda chunky ass. Aunt gemima doo rag on her head, a fug face & a sloping forehead. And STUPID; actually borderline retarded. Go ahead, you can have this black shitney spears; I know of 5 normal women that are a lot more attractive than this wannabe...
72. oh please - December 29, 2009 12:09 AM
ever notice that there are only 'debates' about really hot, healthy girls being 'fat' or not? go to coco's photos, and everyone is singing her praises and defending her. all positive on fran dresher (and she does look fine - not flawless like rhianna, but fine). but here, we have a perfectly healthy female, with probably an ideal body fat percentage, a nice amount of muscle, and gorgeous natural proportions...and we have whiners all over saying how she will get fat or that she is thick. nothing to debate here. may not be your type, but there is nothing to pick apart. same goes for that austrailian model the other day - incredibly hot, damn near perfect, and people fight about her 'love handles.' what it comes down to, is women seeing and relating to the imperfections in more 'average' but still decent women, they feel they can afford them the compliments as its not giving satisfaction to someone 'above' them. they have heard their husbands/boyfriends/male friends or coworkers drool over super hot women like rihanna and they need to find a flaw, to 'bring the woman down a notch.' the old 'see, she isn't perfect either! i have better um....ummm...ANKLES than her!' AND the same foes for the men - they see women like the ones they are sleeping with and either ignore it or say its 'fine.' they see women hotter or more toned or with better proportions than the women they sleep with and they feel the need to pick it apart to justify the imperfection in their own partners. its like 'well, i wouldn't want rihanna's fat ass...because its...fat! its too big!' but really, the ass the bang every night is probably larger. or they get some sick power trip off picking apart women's bodies. women who are too hot and rich to care and will never see what they say. either way!
73. Nike Scarpe - December 29, 2009 12:11 AM
Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!
74. r4 dsi - December 29, 2009 12:19 AM
Really rihanna is looking stunning in bikini. She has got very nice figure. Truly awesome I must say. Thanks.
75. Justsaying - December 29, 2009 3:00 AM
Ghetto fat porch monkey is posing for this picture-trying to sell her shitty Cd.
76. any guy - December 29, 2009 3:01 AM
any guy that wouldn't take a body like that to bed is GAY GAY GAY.
77. Tosha - December 29, 2009 3:08 AM
We all know this is a photo opt for this fake ho-ho.
78. richard - December 29, 2009 3:08 AM
monkey
79. sarah - December 29, 2009 10:28 AM
you can tell how hot riri really is just by pic 10, since she's standing next to coco
80. rihanna can't sing either - December 29, 2009 10:39 AM
What we see here is a brown egg in a pink tutu.
81. gigi - December 29, 2009 12:22 PM
whoa thanx for the war & peace comment #72.... OK so is this new news? Rihanna has always been bottom heavy... this is just a lame bathing suit. Her body works for her... if she loses weight her face & upper body becomes hard & angular/ the way she is now, she's soft & feminine all over... basic pear body-type rules. Who cares? Thank goodness there's no weird cellulite rippling all over the place - her skin is amazing....
82. Herpes Central - December 29, 2009 8:13 PM
I heard about her having herpes. I saw the photos online with the herpes sores on her face. FOLKS, Herpes Rhinna is no longer hot.
83. Aunt JEMIMMA - December 29, 2009 8:15 PM
She looks lIke Aunt Jemimma with that stupid headband. She is way overrated.
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85. whatever - December 29, 2009 9:19 PM
Any time an african american woman is posted on this site all the teenage white boys get scared and start hating. You couldn't handle that if your life depended on it, your intimidated and that is why all of the negative racist comments are made. When a scrawny pasty white chick with no personality that looks as stale as a leftover bagel is posted yall flip your shit. if you ever have the chance to lay with a black women with a body as perfect as that you know you wouldn't pass it up. people think all black women have had ample sex with black men and most assume that all black men have above average penis sizes thus black women have a comproble vaginal cavity and a shriveled pink dick could never do the job thus the white man automatically feels inferior and rejected and why you all hate on black women. just a theory... but considering the next comment after this will be some racist babble, I just proved my point.
86. Lol@85 - December 29, 2009 9:29 PM
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88. NORAD - December 30, 2009 12:27 AM
That is quite a delectable rump. Any guy who says they wouldn't hit it is queerer than a three dollar bill.
...which is ironic because being gay also involves ass. Funny how that works out.
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91. Ryan - December 30, 2009 2:24 AM
A little thicker than we expected? Sure. Doesn't mean I wouldn't bend it over and pump a load into her.
92. Pamela - December 30, 2009 11:38 AM
I am white and have an ass just like that. I am well poportioned and love the way I look. TALL, THICK AND SEXY!
93. RACHEL - December 31, 2009 1:00 PM
I know plenty of white girls with an ass like that and no cottage cheese. I'm white and pear shaped myself, not a dimple in sight. Us white girls aren't made like the old days, most of us DO have nice round fatties, so check yourself.
94. Tina - December 31, 2009 1:55 PM
The ones who are saying things like she is a fat ghetto porch monkey and monkey, that's what a BLUE EYED SWINE WOULD say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what artist do to sell their cds.She's a beatiful young woman., who's record sales are up! STOP THE HATING coming in 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grow up, weather we like it or not we have to live in this life together!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
95. coolio - December 31, 2009 5:30 PM
wan't she one of michael vicxk's dogs?
96. coolio - December 31, 2009 5:33 PM
what is with tha face? she look like she fell offa ruck with that big-ol head and tht dum expression
97. coolio - December 31, 2009 5:36 PM
why she stickin her finger in her beehind? she a dirty girl sniffin her own butt-eww
98. Picky1 - December 31, 2009 5:54 PM
Nice bikini, okay bod, but ugly as a mud fence and the IQ of a toad. I'd blast her in the chops too if she started running her suckhole.
99. nick outlet - January 8, 2010 9:03 PM
Ilove it
100. cheap ed hardy clothing - January 9, 2010 2:13 AM
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101. m65 field jacket - January 30, 2010 4:24 PM
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