Dec 9 2009

Do leprechaun nipples bring good luck?


Here's Tila Tequila flashing a nipple at last night's release party for Snoop Dogg's "Malice N Wonderland" where she also announced she's engaged to Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, according to Us Magazine:

"This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first -- Tila army fans -- tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!"
She then flashed a ring, which she said is a "17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It's so fat you can't even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!
"Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!" she added.
She insisted the ring is "not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She's a billionaire! She's the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon."

If Tila Tequila's telling the truth, good news, everybody, Johnson and Johnson found the cure for herpes. Also, I'm pretty sure they tipped Tiger Woods off in advance.

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Photos: Getty, Splash News

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In what state can they get married?

Anti-first!

FREAKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk is it me or does that nipple seem to be in an odd spot.

third!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon."

Does she realize that a honeymoon comes after getting married and not an engagement?

Cure for herpes? Shit.....J & J needs to find the cure for "Fucking Crazy" if Casey gonna be hookin up with this chick. That bitch is fucking crazy.

this stupid cunt again? once again, Tila Tequila is an insecure asian loser, and she should be treated as such.

furthermore, they both look and act like aliens and i wish they could be shot back into outer space.

looks like tila forgot to put in her left color contact... what an idiot.

if you're gonna post about asians, can you post some good looking ones? I know that's rare in the asian community, but i'm sure you can try.

What kind of freak wears their jewelry OUTSIDE of the gloves that they are wearing? What...?, Oh, that explains it...

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Someone needs to seriously beat her ass.

She's just gonna steal that ring back, anyway, Tila: http://stupidcelebrities.net/2009/11/30/johnson-johnson-heiress-casey-johnson-arrested-for-grand-theft/

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Quick, someone get the smelling salts, I think Johnson, of Johnson and Johnson just fainted.

Look at pic 9- are her eyes two different colors?

Her nipple looks like a chewed up piece of hamburger.

nice ring, if you like shit that comes out of a gumball machine.

Wasn't she already supposed to have offed herself????? Why is she still here????

She's uglier than Snoop Dogg, and that's saying something.

I'd hit it.

yuck

Twenty-second

I'm hoping she makes Tila sign a pre-nup... that girl's such a gold digger!!! This girl even beats Lindsay when it comes to attention whoring... somebody please put this woman down the world would be better off without her! God her endless rants about nothing is enough to drive any normal person INSANE. Why the hell is this girl famous? Just shows how crazy society really is.

Now frogs are mammals?

Who knew?

Oink.

And just what is this little ugly slopehead famous for?? Another "celebrity"??

Sheesh.

27th!
And who gives a rats ass about
this refugee idiot.
She is completely free from
the merciless ravages of intelligence.
She has more strains of herpes that
Paris Hilton.

Worthless, attention whoring bimbo...
But that's the best pair of tits I've ever seen on a midget!

@ #9. Asian countries have some of the most beautiful women in the world you untraveled racist imbecile. A piece of trash like this wouldn't make it through the door of a mediocre nightclub. The US embraces the most unattractive girls and allow them to make a livings doing nothing.

Who's hands are those? LOL

she is really epic for failure this year. yecck!

Seriously, they're engaged??? Has he met or even SEEN her?

what's the over/under on the how long the engagement lasts?

And wasn't she just in the news for breaking up with shawn merriman? She sure got engaged quickly!

i never knew nipples could grow out of your armpit

aww she looks like a cute little pig... wait are pigs cute..? =8)

Someone please step on her, now, and squish her. She's a fucking freak.

scary-looking, pumpkin-headed dwarf

lmao @ 1 green contact

Hittin it for sure.

She's back to chicks, huh? Interesting.

Um, Tila? Casey's family has cut her off until she completes rehab and straightens out. She is currently being evicted from the house that she rents in LA which has no electrical, gardening, or pool services because she can't pay her bills. Tila better have a jeweler check that ring out...it's either stolen or fake. Tila, she's not going to marry you! She just needs a place to crash, you idiot.

As I'm from Ireland (and live there on a daily basis) I feel qualified to say that YES, leprecaun nipples do in fact bring good look . . . if you touch them . . .

That's not license for someone to sexually assault a midget Asian woman, by the way. It's just a FACT.

BIG SIGH...too many things to say here.

#41 You are ON IT. I totally agree. I see a divorce...or cancel in plans......in the near future.

TILA YOU FORGOT TO PUT IN YOUR LEFT COLORED CONTACTS.... HELLO or did Casey lick it off??????????????

It makes me wonder what Tila will look like in 20 years.

And PEOPLE.........ENOUGH with the racist remarks! What does being Asian have to do with it?
If she was black, would you call her the N word?

If she was white, would you call her trailer fucking neader billy trash???????

mexican, latina,.........the list goes on. So what if she is Asian? She is ONE ethnicity, and does not speak for the whole race.

Lemme guess...........buncha honkeys on this site. And I can put fucking DOLLARS you have already checked out her fake ballons then made your comments! haha.

It's sad that in this world hard working people have to struggle while mutated, disease carrying trash like this doesn't even have to work a day in her life. How in the hell did the DNA that squirmed through time to puke her out ever live long enough to do so?

And by the way, leid girl, since you are bashing people for bashing her race, what race is a "honkey", dear?

what a crock of shit

All over the news? I think not.

The sad thing is she probably cant feel when her nipples pop out (as they seem to do a lot).... because her boobs are so big and fake she has no sensation left in them! A dog could be knawing away at her basket balls and she would be none the wiser! GROSS!

slut when she was dating one of my friends during college more then 10 years ago and she still is a slut. Ugliest Asian girl I ever seen in person who is famous.

Please, somebody, just make her go away!

sexiest gremlin alive!

what a myth, lol. Is it every possible to bring good luck. How? lol :) gotta make some better news. She beautiful and gorgeous though.

LOL Tila's missing contact lens didn't "fall out" or she didn't "forget" to put it in, she is imitating Britney Spears from back in 2007 when she was spotted with her missing blue contact lens lmao during her BAT-SHIT phase. Google it. This chick is sooooo hungry for fame. And you can see the dollar signs in Tila's eyes. She ain't in it for the love Casey. This greedy girl is so transparent. Bringing up the word my "BILLIONAIRE" gf is so obvious. And a self clowning. Worthless hoe.

I hate red stars !!!

Ugly cause she doesn't look like a white barbie amirite? She's friggin' hot ass, and exotic. Useful, intelligent or smart? No.

Where does she get her clothing for her size??

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Doesn't Johnson & Johnson have at least ONE lawyer who would whisper to Casey, "You don't have to 'marry' her, just leave $ 20.00 on the dresser, that's all Tila ever expects."

This relationship has the expected longevity of one of Tiger's porn star episodes, i.e. 1 month.

i bet her bolty nipples taste yummy!

i am confused , does she like dick or pussy?

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Grats to them both, I hope they'll be happy. Word of advice though, stop bragging, it's pathetic.

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