Nov 16 2009Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to play the villain in MI: 4
In a completely opposite twist on reality, Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to play the villain in the next Mission: Impossible movie, according to MonstersandCritics.com:
A source said: "Tom is very excited about taking 'Mission: Impossible' in a new direction and he sees Katie as a big part of that.
"They have wanted to work together for a while now but the idea of being a couple on screen in a romantic comedy is a bit dull. This might give them a chance to have some fun both as a couple and as hero and villainess."
And by "dull" they of course mean entirely unbelievable. Tom keeping Katie in a suitcase aside, this villain thing might actually work. Mostly because I guarantee Tom Cruise does all kinds of insane stunts whenever he's exposed to her vagina. "That's not a penis!" *rappels down heating duct*
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Georgeo - November 16, 2009 2:19 PM
Man, she looks haggard.
2. the old guy - November 16, 2009 2:19 PM
My God!! What happened?
3. DRIGO - November 16, 2009 2:20 PM
FIRST!!!
4. Nella - November 16, 2009 2:22 PM
I understand that celebs shouldn't have to dress up all the time, but seriously? I don't go out looking this rough, so why the heck is she?
5. Fourth? - November 16, 2009 2:23 PM
Fourth?
6. Irene Barcelo - November 16, 2009 2:28 PM
My gosh, what had to Tom done to her?
7. Isabel - November 16, 2009 2:30 PM
She is just passive agressively acting out the victim, like she has done many, many times for the past three years. I'm guessing this is a strategy for more money (her contract is up for renewal per november 18th), since she always manages to clean up nicely for glamourous events, smug smirk and all. May I recommend everybody save their compassion for the real victim, her daughter? http://i37.tinypic.com/bijp85.jpg
8. GeneralEmergency - November 16, 2009 2:36 PM
Play the Villian?? In these photos, she can't even play -awake-.
To her credit, her skin is stiil pink so we know there's at least a pulse.
Maybe Tom is counting on an infusion of body Thetans to 'nasty' her up. There must be a special room in the "Celebrity Center" for that stuff, ya think?
9. Superfan - November 16, 2009 2:42 PM
Great article fish!!
10. bigpapi - November 16, 2009 2:43 PM
Wow! What the Fuck happend to this bitch? She is butt!
11. Dave - November 16, 2009 2:45 PM
Who's the villain?
Heterosexuality?
12. Ruby - November 16, 2009 2:56 PM
This is what happens when a straight woman marries a gay midget: her vadge shrivels up and the aging process takes a turn for the worst. Basically, Katie Holmes has entered menopauze. Poor gal.
13. Madden - November 16, 2009 2:58 PM
The stress of being with Tom control freak Cruise has taken a heavy toll on her, can't blame her.
14. yeah... - November 16, 2009 2:59 PM
#8 hahahahah
freakin' hilarious-nicely phrased.
15. Willravel - November 16, 2009 3:00 PM
Has anyone else noticed that, in the Mission Impossible movies, the bad guy is ALWAYS part of the Impossible Mission Foundation? Wouldn't you think they'd wise up and disband or something?
16. havoc - November 16, 2009 3:01 PM
Her next role should be in a zombie flick. No preparation needed.....
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17. IKE - November 16, 2009 3:10 PM
He just wants an excuse to kick her ass!
18. Mr.Mr. - November 16, 2009 3:18 PM
wait Wait WAIT....
MI4? really???
19. p0nk - November 16, 2009 4:22 PM
TCLTC
c'mon people, you're slipping.
20. Crabby Old Guy - November 16, 2009 4:44 PM
Well, let's assume that Katie is being photographed while in character and is on the set of a film See, it's a movie, and she's all haggard-looking and stuff. But she's got a heart of gold and Mr. Dreamboat wakes up in inner confidence and she becomes the beautiful swan.
'Cause, otherwise, I mean. Damn girl. Damn, what happened?
Oh, and as #19 so correctly pointed out: TCLTC
21. EIn - November 16, 2009 5:21 PM
Hurry, get Seal to fuck her so she can revert to her old self!!!!
22. Xenu's Crotchless Panties - November 16, 2009 5:56 PM
Dear god, she looks like a Saint Bernard.
23. sickitten - November 16, 2009 6:13 PM
Enough with Cruise and his plain wife/beards. We still have to look at Nicole Kidman.
24. Turd the third - November 16, 2009 6:22 PM
She looks seriously hung over, must have been lots of couch hopping at yesterday's scientology meeting..
25. Miz m - November 16, 2009 6:52 PM
If I had saw her in the streets I would have never known or believe that she is a wealthy woman. Married to a movie star no matter whether he is gay or what ever religion he belongs to. Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise. Cuckoo or not. How sad.
26. Hotmom - November 16, 2009 8:07 PM
Katie and Lohan have both went from 10's to 2's in less than 5 years.
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28. Joe - November 16, 2009 8:49 PM
Life with Tommy just can not be that hard. What did she think when she married him? That it was a big love fest? She's got it good and is just a big whiner.
29. The Deal - November 16, 2009 9:00 PM
Bill Murray is looking pretty rough here...
30. ppl - November 16, 2009 9:29 PM
she looks lifeless, like the spirit have been drain slowly...
31. Um - November 16, 2009 10:32 PM
When you have money there is no reason to look like this. She looks like an absolute piece of shit.
32. The Laughing G-D - November 16, 2009 10:56 PM
Remember when all those people lost their homes in that flood? Stick this pic in with a slideshow of them and I wouldn't know the difference.
33. micro sd - November 16, 2009 10:57 PM
MI I was fantastic, the other 2, not so much. If you're going to make a 4th, could you please find a new leading man??
34. Huh - November 17, 2009 1:21 AM
Tabloid bullsh*t and so much whining of haters!
And what's with that pic?
It's just a moment of paparazzi shots!
35. VandaL - November 17, 2009 4:58 AM
She looks like she's brushed her hair with a towel.
Still would though.
36. ugg boots sale - November 17, 2009 6:24 AM
My God!! What happened?
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38. 1moreidiotintheworld - November 17, 2009 6:57 AM
What an excellent idea! A movie where the villain prevails.... I'd pay money to see her beating the shit out of her alien midget faggot husband.... all that repressed hatred exploding onto the screen as she reduces him to a giant wet puddle of green blood and guts... I smell an Academy Award...........Somewhere, deep behind those tired defeated eyes, I see that rage just waiting to come out.....................
39. Dawson Leery - November 17, 2009 8:53 AM
Joey?
40. Rosie - November 17, 2009 10:41 AM
More like victim. Remember when movies were well made and didn't need to capitalize on crap sequels?
41. EricLR - November 17, 2009 11:47 AM
Hey, YOU try staying chained up in the basement 23 hours a day and see how good YOU look after a few years, buckos!
42. dave - November 17, 2009 2:48 PM
Sexy !!!
43. hard boiled pegg - November 19, 2009 5:57 AM
.... that's gotta be one dank, stinky early morning funky pussy under those leggings.