Nov 10 2009Shauna Sand flashes some nip in front of her kid. Classy.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. another MANGLED tit. she looks like a fucking plastic alien!

so much trash in one person, unbelievable.

omg her nipple is sooo botched up

omg her nipple is sooo botched up

Eww. You are all right. Her stitched on Frankenstein nipple looks horrible. So not worth it.
And her lips? Ugh? And I don't want to see any comments about how we are jealous or we would hit that if we could...

Ok I changed my mind on peperoni pizza tonight. yikes!

Well at least theyre girls, they might be able to handle mommy's keloided air bags...like I said another form of family values...Im all for it!

Has this girl had breast cancer before? I ask because seriously, what that looks like is the last step of a breast reconstruction after having had a mastectomy. After reconstruction, a procedure takes place where a skin transplant is made to create a new nipple. What looks like an incision around her nipple appears to be just that.

Interesting..

What a grotesque hatchet job on those things. That must be humiliating.

I watched her sex tape. She's a kinky blowup doll for sure. Those large beef curtains had me salivating for a sandwich.

Anyone know what website has her sex tape? For free?

I feel like getting rid of some demon seed.

The only good thing about the tits is that they distract you from her somewhat less than pleasing face. I remember when I was a kid, they used to sell big enormous wax lips that you could wear and then (blech) chew on. Her lips in the last pic look just like those lips.

The botoxed frozen face is also nice. Her poor daughter doesn't stand a chance. I can just imagine mother/daughter day at school.

btw That little girl might turn out to be a looker! Hey Fish set your calendar when she turns 18...

damn she gave me a woody for some reason. Why do I like skanky hoes so much?

Poor little girl; she's so normal looking. Can you imagine having a mother with a face and clothes like that?

If you can't afford to maintain them, cover those funbags up!

Did they use a knitting needle on her nipple?

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now that was money well spent.... WTF

That looks like a blow up doll.

Somehow I'm most interested in the tattoos on her fingers.

That is not a keloid. You're seeing an incision that is typical for a breast lift/reconstruction, where the nipple is relocated to a higher position. Also see, keyhole or lollipop lift.

zombie tit!!!!!!

Frankenipples strikes again!

I hate this chick and this is the perfect example why. I feel so sorry for her kids. I would be mortified if that was my mom.

Do celebrities just not know how to research a good plastic surgeon? With all that money, you'd think they could figure it out. Of course, money doesn't remotely equate to brains so, I answered my own question. Never mind.

look at that big ole Frankenipple!

it looks like they sewed the head of a penis on as a nipple.

what do you think friends parents say to this poor kid?
Can you imagine letting your child leave with Shauna when she picks them up for a sleepover? Frightening.

she should've invested into nose job instead... man she's fugly!

calling all butchers

hmmmm? I didn't know doilies were back in fashion?

That nipple looks infected. Almost a certainty her daughters will be strippers.

FRANKENTITTIES!

And I ain't talkin about Al...

Her lips wouldn't be so bad if she learned to apply lipstick properly. It's like she got a clown to do it... On the lips, not AROUND them.
Man, didn't she used to be hot?? Poor kid. Her daughter is actually normal looking.

Her lips wouldn't be so bad if she learned to apply lipstick properly. It's like she got a clown to do it... On the lips, not AROUND them.
Man, didn't she used to be hot?? Poor kid. Her daughter is actually normal looking.

Give the poor girl a break. The nips are numb after a boob job, and she can't see anything below her giant lips. There's just no way for her to know what's going on down there at all.

Holy Jiminy Crickets....that is one nasty nipple.. And to think she paid to have that done. What a dumb twat..

I suggest we set up a Nasty Nipple Hall of Fame, she and Brittany can be the first two charter members..

I like how everyone glosses over the fact that her mother dresses like a freakin hooker...who care about the nipple...what about the clothes for cryin out loud!! Lucite heels to pick pumpkins!! HELLO!!!!

agree with #15

Reminds me of something from the TV show "V"... the whole package looks like a damn alien!

Trannny kidnaps young girl. Film at 11.

hi guys, i'm shauna sand and i'm a raging, vapid, whore. i have horrific implant scars around my nipples and probably don't have anymore feeling in them and would explain why one is exposed.

Lord that is nasty; hopefully that adorable little girl will pick up what-not-to-do tips from her mom.

Looks like a scab....

this chick is gross.

mom, your tity is still out.

I feel bad for the lil girl. =( What does Shauna wear in winter?

forget her nipple...wtf happened to her face????

oooh you nasty motherfucka

that poor child

Damn CSI corpse.

holy friggin hell she be UGLY

Holy Shit!! When you said freakish... I didnt think you actually meant FREAKISH

You think that nipple is ugly? I've seen her horrendous sex tape. Her sloppy looking meat curtains hang to her knees. John Travolta's lips look more like a females private's then this ugly old fossel's. Her vagina looks like it was mummified with King Tut (Thats how ugly it looks).

Also, her anus looks like a volcano that erupted 500 times in the past year.

As she was having sex, her face is as frozen as Dr. Freeze shot her with his freeze gun. No expression. She also wears those extremely, unsexy, smelly heels that she lives in.

Oh and the tape was 1000% made to intentionally leak.

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Hmm...

...this lovely, delicate example of femininity seems like a really great role model for children everywhere. Especially her own.

What child DOESN'T want their mommy lookin' all country-ghetto, neanderbilly, trailer trashy slutastic? I mean, think how proud they are she's displaying her scarred up fake titties and all!

Oh! They must be so pleased when their sholl mates or friends tell 'em how fuck-worthy she looks and how they jerkoff to the Googled photos of her online.

I'm just sayin'

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Hmm...

...this lovely, delicate example of femininity seems like a really great role model for children everywhere. Especially her own.

What child DOESN'T want their mommy lookin' all country-ghetto, neanderbilly, trailer trashy slutastic? I mean, think how proud they are she's displaying her scarred up fake titties and all!

Oh! They must be so pleased when their school mates or friends tell 'em how fuck-worthy she looks and how they jerkoff to the Googled photos of her online.

I'm just sayin'

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I didn't even notice her Frankennips, I was more distracted by her crocheted dress. Where on earth did she find that thing, at her grandma's house draped over the plastic sofa?

Tupperwhore.

That tit looks like it came off a female version of a terminator.

Is dat some pepperoni?

Her poor kids don't stand a chance. She probably has them already scheduled at the plastic surgeons for their 16th birthday presents.....big tits, just like mommy, cause girls with big tits don't have to have a real job.

Wikipedia says that she is only 38.

I thought that she was in her 50s.

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I think that's the first time ive ever seen bolts on a nipple

*HOARK*

@ 62 - I honestly saw a commercial that recommended cosmetic surgery as a gift for your daughter. Hopefully the Dr. was beaten to death by now. Think there's still a billboard around recommending it as a gift for wives.

Poor kid never had a chance... how sad.

Look at how this hooker wannabe dresses to pick up her kid; she's got her fake tits (with frankennipples) out, her doily of a dress doesn't even cover her crotch. And you know it's just to get attention. She's got a disease; she's addicted to having her nasty skanky ass picture in the tabloids. What an ATTENTION WHORE.

Shauna sand alive or dead means nothing to me. What bothers me about this is her daughter looks normal & will probably be stigmatized for her slutty whore mother's behavior for years to come. And that sucks. If this slutty hooker of a woman was my ex-wife, and she acted like this, I'd have the kids taken away in a second. There's consequences when you fuck around with kids & their safety; this slutty hooker apparently doesn't care about anyone but herself. To hell with her.

Guys, calm down, it's very clearly a pepperoni

so I'm looking at her scarnip and I notice Paris Jackson sitting next to her.

Darn it, your writing used to be really kickass and funny, what happened?

Darn it, Fish, your writing used to be really kickass and funny, what happened??

it has spawn? yikes!

Man this chick is looking rougher and rougher each day that passed. It's amazing what she looked like 10 years ago to what she looks like now.

52. EWWWWWW!!!!

P.S. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

"Mommy, I remember when I used to suck on those things. I know I see them all the time like many other normal children do of their mommies' boobs. But could you please put them away when we go outside?"

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damn, american women are the most ugly, disgusting, and deformed whores in the world.

her tit look sliek somebody super glued a salami to a volleyball.

what an embarrassment to two of my favorite things in a woman: fake breasts.

Who did her surgery, the demonstrator at her local Lowe's?

She's gross.

I'm looking at her kid, I'm looking at her. I'm looking at her kid, I'm looking at her. I'm looking at her kid, I'm looking at her, and her kid--her 12-YEAR-OLD KID--is looking pretty refined and classy next to her.

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Her kid looks shocked too!.

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Man, it looks like it would pop off in your mouth if you sucked on it too hard..... wouldn't that be a pleasant surprise?

Nice Frankentit!

Shauna Sand looking so sexy in this pics.. She had got really a perfect figure, i think its done by mistake against of her kid..

Ewww... I got drunk and fell on bottle cap once... the bloody impression reminds me of her nipple...

It looks like the 2 surgery tools used to make those breasts were a rusty butter knife and a dull pencil.

Fluk shes ugly!!!

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I know of a man who's the cousin of a friend, who got drunk at a campsite and flashed a family, he got arrested and put on the sex offender registry for 10 years. This bitch isn't wearing pants and she is flashing the whole world so to speak, and nothing. Digusting whore should be in jail for her behavior in front of this poor girl.

I have said it before and pict 8 comfirms it. This chick has the ugliest face imaginable. Her lips looks like my buthole after a night of hot mexican food. With her stitched on nipples she must look just wonderful standing in front of a mirror naked.....shivers at the thought.....

This old bag certainly is not going to age well!

Hey djs, has the 10 years passed or are you still on the sex offender registry?

Hey # 78.

Shauna Sand is Italian. Please educate yourself before you talk out of your a**.

Thanks

#96 - You can fucking curse here, bitch...

No offense...

SHAUNA SAND'S COSMETIC SURGERY CHECKOFF LIST TO GET DONE:
(SHAUNA TAKE NOTE!!!!)

-GET NIPPLES REDONE (THEY LOOK SCARY!)

-GET BOOBS DEFLATED!

-GET LIP RECONSTRUCTION SURGERY ASAP (YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING
FISH WITH THOSE LIPS!!!!)

-GET A NOSE JOB ASAP!!!! (IT IS CROOKED)

-GET A FACE LIFT (YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE OLD LEATHER!)

-GET AN EYE-LID LIFT (YOUR EYES LOOK HELLA OLD!)

-TAKE SOME EXTRA PILLS FOR YOUR SKIN....IT IS ALL SHADES OF MULTI-COLORED ORANGES....SO WEIRD!!!!!

-GET TATTOO REMOVAL FOR YOUR FINGERS

-AND FINALLY, LAY OFF THE BLONDE WIG/HAIR JOB ALREADY!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A FRANKENNUT WITH ALL THOSE FAKE STUFF PUT TOGETHER (FAKE BOOBS, FAKE LIPS, FAKE HAIR COLOR, FAKE TAN, FAKE HEIGHT WITH THOSE LUCITE HEELS, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, GIRL YOU MUST HATE YOURSELF TO DRESS UP SO FAKE EVERYDAY!!!!)

She is so trashy, but who is she? Poor kid, she is so cute! I hate these poor celebrities who look like shit with all their plastic surgeries: http://plasticsergeant.com/celebrity-plastic-surgery

Honestly, she's gotta be so sick of herself.

Honestly, she's gotta be so sick of herself.

iIM NOT PERFECT EITHER..BUT I AM NATURAL .. I WOULD RATHER HAVE A NATURAL LOOK THAN THIS ANY DAY ...I FEEL SORRY FOR HER !!!!!

iIM NOT PERFECT EITHER..BUT I AM NATURAL .. I WOULD RATHER HAVE A NATURAL LOOK THAN THIS ANY DAY ...I FEEL SORRY FOR HER !!!!!

iIM NOT PERFECT EITHER..BUT I AM NATURAL .. I WOULD RATHER HAVE A NATURAL LOOK THAN THIS ANY DAY ...I FEEL SORRY FOR HER !!!!!

how could anyone be SO UGLY.

damn

# 78.......YOU ARE AN IDIOT ....NOT EVERY AMERICAN WOMAN LOOKS LIKE THIS ..YOU JACK ASS...I WOULD NEVER WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS...I FEEL SORRY 4 THIS LADY AND SORRY 4 YOU 4 BEING SO PIG-HEADED AND PUTTING EVERY WOMAN IN THE SAME CATEGORY!!!!!! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY LIVING IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOW ALL WOMAN LOOK ....GET A CLUE!!!!!!! THERE ARE TONS OF NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN WOMAN AROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 78.......YOU ARE AN IDIOT ....NOT EVERY AMERICAN WOMAN LOOKS LIKE THIS ..YOU JACK ASS...I WOULD NEVER WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS...I FEEL SORRY 4 THIS LADY AND SORRY 4 YOU 4 BEING SO PIG-HEADED AND PUTTING EVERY WOMAN IN THE SAME CATEGORY!!!!!! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY LIVING IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE IF YOU THINK THIS IS HOW ALL WOMAN LOOK ....GET A CLUE!!!!!!! THERE ARE TONS OF NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN WOMAN AROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!

she is so ugly :'( what the hell happened? terrifying

Hey #97

I am way fucking better than that..

Thanks anyway....

@8- those were reconstructed, but not due to a mastectomy...
@20-Not a breast lift! That is how crappy plastic surgeons would put in implants...cut the nipple giving enough room to shove an implant through, then sew it up.

Cheap and nasty!

Believe it or not, I went to high school Shauna many years ago. She was drop dead beautiful back then. She use to be a brunette with a straight, shoulder length, bob cut. Her boobs were DD's and 100% natural too.

I have no idea why she messed herself up with so much plastic surgery. Sad really.

These kids of hers are going to be totally f---ed up when they are older, if they aren't already. I shudder to think about the morals and attitudes they are developing with this sad excuse of a mother. She is nearly as bad as Dina Lohan, although I will give Shauna the benefit of the doubt for now, until we see indeed how her kids turn out.

You look magnificent, darling!

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Believe it or not, I went to highUgg boots sale school Shauna many years ago. She was drop dead beautiful back then. She use to be a brunette with a straight, shoulder length, bob cut. Her boobs were DD's and 100% natural too.

I have no idea why she messed herself up with so much plastic surgery. Sad really.

There may have been a time when she was hot, but that's a distant memory now. I generally am not quite this harsh, even when dealing with celebrities, but frankly she looks revolting. Every 'alteration' she's had done has gone horribly wrong. Where did she find her cosmetic surgeons anyway...she managed to find the least qualified people available...if they even were surgeons. Her poor kids.

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My god, what a hidious looking woman.

My god, what a hidious looking woman.

In pic 9 and 12 it looks like she has scars on he thighs from cutting herself, but i am sure she just got some fat sucked out of there

That nipple is operated. It's horrible

now there's a skank!

Where is the father of this little girl? I can't imagine he would let that thing take her anywhere. What the hell is she wearing never mind the hair, the eyes, the LIPS, the boobs - jeez the only thing missing was the plastic shoes. Hell, Barbie looks more natural than this thing.
Papa - look after your children - she certainly is not going to look after them. That little girl looks so embarrassed.
Even her grandparents - where are they in all of this. Are they not worried? Somebody should be worried that these kids are left with it.

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now how is that appealing? she doesn't it even look normal. what drives women to do that? i have a theroy - it's the environment she lives in.

Papa - look after your children - she certainly is not going to look after them. That little girl looks so embarrassed.
Even her grandparents - where are they in all of this. Are they not worried? Somebody should be worried that these kids are left with it.

Don't be so hard on her.

that's not a nipple. That's a nasty case of RINGWORM!