Nov 21 2009Levi Johnston in Playgirl
Here's the much-ballyhooed but penis-less Levi Johnston Playgirl.com shoot that made its way online today. Normally I don't post on Saturdays, but after the veritable tit barrage yesterday, I figured the least I could do is give the man-hungry demographic a little love. Now that that's out of the way, can someone explain to me why Levi Johnston is using his own hands to cover his genitals or am I the only one with a chorus of tiny angels that does that for me? "ALLELUIA!" Hey, knock it off. I didn't say the magic word yet, and we're nowhere near the front window at Starbuc- Whoa, look at that chick. "ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA-ALLEUIA!"
UPDATE: Photos removed by request but you can still see them at Playgirl.com.

Reader Comments
1. Wilma Dikfit - November 21, 2009 6:10 PM
So very gay.
2. stupidpeoplesuck - November 21, 2009 6:12 PM
FIRST!
I seriously can't believe they put his sorry ass in Playgirl. I know Playboy no longer has any class, but I was hoping Playgirl at least did. Guess not.
3. WTF - November 21, 2009 6:12 PM
@1
Gay? How, exactly?
He's in a magazine designed for women, ya dipshit.
4. Bobo - November 21, 2009 6:17 PM
Designed for women??? You can "design" it for women all you want, but I promise you 95% of the people who check out Playgirl are gay men.
5. Tucker Jay - November 21, 2009 6:18 PM
:)
6. Dingbat - November 21, 2009 6:24 PM
The poses are definitely those used in photos aimed at gay men. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...) Levi is a tasty young thing, for sure, but in these pictures his expression ranges from nervous to shy. Where's the sexy twinkle in his eyes? The self-confident swagger?
7. WTF - November 21, 2009 6:27 PM
Thank U 1 and 4, I knew it wasn't jus me. These pics jus scream 'I LOVE PENIS'. Whether, he's truly gay or not doesn't matter, Personally I think him, bangin Palin's slutty ass butterface daughter qualifies him as a gay in my book. lol
8. naomi diaz - November 21, 2009 6:28 PM
im straight..but i really do not see this sexy @ all...
9. tammyotool - November 21, 2009 6:32 PM
This is FAR from sexy lol....When I saw it I laughed actually lol
10. Freber - November 21, 2009 6:34 PM
Hmmm.... He's a moderately attractive kid who got a famous lady's daughter knocked up. I'm not feeling it, personally. Not a fan of Palin, but I'm not sure he should be getting all this publicity for basically being a screw up either.
11. wildelk27 - November 21, 2009 6:40 PM
Freakin' hilarious! So do you think he knows that this magazine primarily targets gay men?
12. Token Straight Girl - November 21, 2009 6:43 PM
I am lovin' the pix!! I really am going to have to subscribe to playgirl...for the uhh...articles...
13. Yeah, uh huh. That's right. - November 21, 2009 6:44 PM
Media whole.
14. Lila - November 21, 2009 6:46 PM
Those of you who are saying this ISN'T hot are the same people who think Megan Fox IS hot. You all fail.
This boy... Is HOT! Great eyes, Great lips. Great body - not so muscular that you want to throw up...
I'd TOTALLY Eff him!!
15. Yeah, uh huh. That's right. II - November 21, 2009 6:46 PM
Correction: Media w-h-o-r-e.
16. chick - November 21, 2009 6:49 PM
awkward
17. porchmonkey - November 21, 2009 6:50 PM
Only gay men look at playgirl
18. Mandy - November 21, 2009 6:50 PM
This is retarded--I see hotter guys than this on the subway... Who the hell cares about Penis-face Johnston?
19. Randommolecules - November 21, 2009 6:55 PM
@14
Just come out and say it already. Lila, you are Levi Johnston himself! HA! I gotcha! Just kidding. Glad this boy works for you, you might be the first I heard.
20. NL - November 21, 2009 6:55 PM
Damn, these are terrible!!!
Where is the manly sexiness? Where is the masculine confidence? Hello, I don't need to see a sissy boy in my Playgirl magazine! OUT!!!!
21. Female - November 21, 2009 6:56 PM
I am totally going to pleasure myself to these later and I am a girl.
22. Hank - November 21, 2009 6:58 PM
What a fag. Playgirl is for homos!
23. NL - November 21, 2009 6:58 PM
I may consider to take his a-n-a-l virginity with a strap-on tho.
24. Spungioli Fagotini - November 21, 2009 6:59 PM
First off, WHO is He? and why is He covering up his nips in that first pic??
25. Liza - November 21, 2009 6:59 PM
I mean he isn't bad obviously not perfect...but I do get turned on by men and he is no exception...I could totally picture myself doing naughty things to him
26. Alex - November 21, 2009 7:07 PM
Women aren't as visually turned on as men. And, also, men are really not much to look at compared to women. That's why they have to be good intelligent and hard workers and good providers and such.
27. Tell the truth - November 21, 2009 7:10 PM
You people can't lie I know for a fact that if he asked you you would hit it without question..he is better then what any of you could ever dream of having
28. Jen - November 21, 2009 7:12 PM
he definitely looks like he's posing for a gay men's magazine but, I'd still fuck the shit out of his country ass.
29. Rina - November 21, 2009 7:13 PM
HOT!!! This is definitely going to generate A LOT of comments and page views for you fishy!!
30. Jibbly Biggins - November 21, 2009 7:17 PM
Not hot at all. I think he looks shy and uncomfortable. No aura of sexiness.
Why this media whore chose to put himself in a jack off magazine for gay men in order to scandalize the Palin family is beyond me. Even most rednecks aren't that low.
Bah.
31. angryface - November 21, 2009 7:21 PM
Are you kidding with thess pics. You are going to have to make it up to the girls, with a real man. This kid is fugly. Thanks for nothing.
32. demi - November 21, 2009 7:27 PM
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33. George - November 21, 2009 7:30 PM
I want his cock inside me!! I wanna suck his dick like right now!!
34. SO HOT. - November 21, 2009 7:30 PM
I wish I was bent over in that shower with Mr. Johnston behind me. Shiiiiiiit.
35. Twig - November 21, 2009 7:34 PM
Like peen almost as much as pussy but this is strictly "meh" at best. Too much back fat for a 19 year old. No self respecting queer is going to hit this without a bump and a few shots of Kettle one.
36. edtatem - November 21, 2009 7:48 PM
I JUST CAME.
37. edtatem - November 21, 2009 7:50 PM
I JUST CAME.
38. COCKLOVER - November 21, 2009 7:51 PM
SHOW US THE COCK ALREADY!! COME ON!! STOP WITH THE TEASING ...I WANT TO SEE IT SOOO BAD!! IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!!! :'(
39. we love beautiful men - November 21, 2009 7:57 PM
Men have the ability to look better then women, they look good naturally, no make up necessary...they just seem to not care and think that women don't care. When men actually try WOW they look HOT I can drip instantly
I want men to look good and so do most women, we obviously are more likely to fuck a better looking man
40. Johnny - November 21, 2009 8:04 PM
I would POUND that six week to Sunday.
41. the Fapper - November 21, 2009 8:06 PM
FAP FAP FAP
42. Greg - November 21, 2009 8:08 PM
Beautiful man...I really like him, there is just something about him, like we could totally be friends but I can also fuck him
43. suzie - November 21, 2009 8:11 PM
I agree I want to see the cock
44. Joan - November 21, 2009 8:15 PM
men like this are just for sex...men in general are just sex objects to me, little things to play with and to give me pleasure...I LOVE MEN!!
45. apropo - November 21, 2009 8:21 PM
The out-takes with the Moose were better.
46. tahnee - November 21, 2009 8:21 PM
who the fuck is this?
47. froufrou - November 21, 2009 8:21 PM
Lol Fish you are a joker. Hilarious that this guy actually posed for Playgirl and to top it off the pics arent even sexy, at least in my persective, and a straight girl at that. Something about that towel that doesnt leave much to the imagination, bc it seems like not much is there. Hopefully though you can slide in little bits of man pieces here more often, whenever you are inspired with captions :)
48. Sarah Palin - November 21, 2009 8:21 PM
I JUST CAME
49. Sarah Palin - November 21, 2009 8:21 PM
I JUST CAME
50. Sarah Palin - November 21, 2009 8:21 PM
I JUST CAME
51. Sarah Palin - November 21, 2009 8:21 PM
I JUST CAME
52. Sarah Palin - November 21, 2009 8:21 PM
I JUST CAME
53. Sarah Palin - November 21, 2009 8:21 PM
I JUST CAME
54. lick me - November 21, 2009 8:24 PM
I would allow him to suck my cock, he probably would be really good
55. James - November 21, 2009 8:29 PM
I always thought of myself as an extreme heterosexual male, so it is really scaring me that I find this dude more attractive then those malnourished nude models you shoved in my face earlier.
56. Id - November 21, 2009 8:35 PM
Oh pretty thing, why did you ever fuck Palin's hambeast daughter?
57. turtle head - November 21, 2009 8:38 PM
that is one hot piece of ass..more of this please, hopefully next time with some COCK
58. aprilstp - November 21, 2009 8:43 PM
This is all so wrong.
59. Samantha - November 21, 2009 8:44 PM
@55, James, I'd like to marry you right now.
60. One-hander - November 21, 2009 8:44 PM
I'm typing with one hand rihgt now, nuff said
61. Jake - November 21, 2009 8:51 PM
Levi and Miranda are doing the exact same arm over head pose! Wow how originally sexy
62. who dat - November 21, 2009 8:54 PM
Levi is being used as a pawn to be a thorn in the side of Sarah Palin. The opposition is keeping him around and just relevant enough in case they need to use him against her in the future. The real scary part is that anyone thinks that Palin is qualified for higher office. Proves there are alot of idiots in this country.
Levi was at a party in LA recently and everyone ignored him cause he is a nobody. He stood around by himself for an hour checking his phone, then left.
63. Kristy - November 21, 2009 8:55 PM
I'm a bit jealous of rthis guy, he could get any man he wants now, that leaves little hope for girls like me.
64. Todd Palin - November 21, 2009 8:59 PM
sad sad fellow, oh well good luck to the kid atleast someone was willing to fuck my daughter
65. Todd Palin - November 21, 2009 9:00 PM
good job boy
66. who dat - November 21, 2009 9:00 PM
Kristy, I don't think you will have any problems finding plenty of hot guys to do what ever you want. Confidence and sex appeal is the key.
67. Kodos - November 21, 2009 9:05 PM
HA! HAHA! This is so wonderfully awkward. I hope the moose are laughing around the den. I thought he was a better looking kid. I recant that thought.
68. kaylia - November 21, 2009 9:05 PM
1) TERRIBLE model
2) definitely gay targeted
3) ...who the h e double hockey stick took these pictures?! they're awful!
69. Kodos - November 21, 2009 9:07 PM
HA! HAHA! This is so wonderfully awkward. I hope the moose are laughing around the den. I thought he was a better looking kid. I recant that thought.
70. Kristy - November 21, 2009 9:08 PM
@66 yes I have always been low on self-confidence, and very hard on myself, thanks who dat for what you said even though you don't know me at all or what I look like. You still made me feel slightly better
71. Ana - November 21, 2009 9:09 PM
ok body, ugly face.
72. BOBBO - November 21, 2009 9:18 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I think he looks like he is begging for a penis in his ear.
73. Rosie - November 21, 2009 9:21 PM
This "Boy" is not a "Man". Yuck.
74. Todd Palin - November 21, 2009 9:22 PM
thanx soo much fish, I am going to use these to get it up so I can make "love" to my wife Sarah, lord knows I lost interest in her around the same time she lost the election.
75. stupid redneck boy - November 21, 2009 9:23 PM
Haa, it looks like there's a vagina behind that towel.
76. Parker - November 21, 2009 9:27 PM
shoot...I would put my penis in his ear in a heartbeat, or in his ass whichever
77. Jacob - November 21, 2009 9:29 PM
This is the most hard I have been in weeks!!!!
78. Anon - November 21, 2009 9:31 PM
This whole Levi pictorial is as gay as #3 and his bf.
79. Lonelygirl - November 21, 2009 9:32 PM
well I am willing to admit that I would take him, but only because I am desperate
80. Fairy - November 21, 2009 9:33 PM
@75 I wish I was behind that towel
81. Ein - November 21, 2009 9:33 PM
What the fuck is ths shit
82. bristol - November 21, 2009 9:35 PM
I think I am in love
83. Erin - November 21, 2009 9:37 PM
do you think there are outtakes where the penis is shown? I am praying that there are and that they will be leaked.
84. Lila - November 21, 2009 9:37 PM
Jealous. Anyone who says he's gay or fat or anything of the sort, i'm guessing that you're fat ass sititng in the hallway on the comptuer eating halloween candy while your fat husband/wife makes their own sex videos in the bedroom have no place to voice their opinion on anything.
Save a tootsie pop for me.
85. Erin - November 21, 2009 9:38 PM
do you think there are outtakes where the penis is shown? I am praying that there are and that they will be leaked.
86. no peen? - November 21, 2009 9:42 PM
these are rather useless without some peen
87. jen - November 21, 2009 9:44 PM
I wanna see his cock so bad! I already used my hand on myself and came real hard :)
88. frank rizzo - November 21, 2009 9:44 PM
I can't believe all these people calling this "gay" and saying "Playgirl is for homos" as is they were saying something either insulting or profound. No shit folks! Its naked dudes... what was your first clue that it was targeting homosexual men, or the minority of women that purchase porn? Was it the male butts? What are you doing here when there are so many great mysteries out there left unsolved! GO GO FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD GO!!!!
Oh, and everyone that is using those terms as insults... you are on a celebrity gossip website. Take a quick look in the mirror. You see that face staring back at you? Its the face of a gay man.
89. Driller - November 21, 2009 9:57 PM
Can I fuck you Frank Rizzo? Do you enjoy it up the ass? It sure seems like it...b/c you are on this site as well, I would definitely drill my full 13 inches deep inside you
90. Peeny tang - November 21, 2009 10:05 PM
schwing
91. Emma - November 21, 2009 10:06 PM
my pussy thanks you fish.
92. Peeny tang - November 21, 2009 10:10 PM
schwing
93. Joseph - November 21, 2009 10:12 PM
would have maybe looked better with some costume on like ass less chaps. But these will do
94. pedo - November 21, 2009 10:13 PM
is he underage?
95. Michael - November 21, 2009 10:14 PM
Strange that he would do that.
admin
http://invetrics.com
96. Ballz - November 21, 2009 10:16 PM
#100 gets to meet Levi's Johnston
97. ballz - November 21, 2009 10:18 PM
#100 gets to meat Levi's Johnston
98. Sandy - November 21, 2009 10:24 PM
I would like him smack my ass and call me sally.
99. Eun Young Tao Fuk Wang - November 21, 2009 10:29 PM
very nice foto will share to friend (^_^)
~*Eun Young Tao Fuk Wang*~
100. #100 - November 21, 2009 10:33 PM
I win!
101. Thanks Fish! - November 21, 2009 10:35 PM
You have sprung up new life in this web site and in my pants
102. Mr. Photoshop Man - November 21, 2009 10:37 PM
where's his belly button in pic #5, funny I don't remember working on this
103. 66 yr old virgin - November 21, 2009 10:40 PM
I am enjoying these pics very much. Some men are probably just jealous of this man, and couldn't appreciate the beauty of a male body even if they got jizzed in the face.
104. Anna - November 21, 2009 10:42 PM
I really appreciate this art! It is funny how so few people really do appreciate the beauty of the male body, I for one just love everything about a man.
105. monica - November 21, 2009 10:43 PM
I would love to feel this boys hardness filling up all my orifices. I want to taste his sperm and rub in all over. God I am so horny right now.
106. Jade - November 21, 2009 10:43 PM
Its been a while since I've looked at a Playgirl. Did the magazine go gay?
I am a very enthusiastic sexual female, and I find all of the pictures, save one, to ooze lockerroom gay fantasy.
No offense to gay people. I like them and have no problem with them. But it is upsetting that it seems most male sexual stuff seems to be geared toward gay men instead of females. Some of us females actually enjoy the sexy stuff. Playgirl really dropped the ball on this shoot.
And Sarah Palin can go eat a donkey dick. This isn't pornography. There's nothing wrong with the naked body, nor is there anything wrong with appreciating it. Sarah Palin needs to look at her republican puppet Prejean if she wants to complain about porn.
107. Daryl - November 21, 2009 10:43 PM
I just squirted all over my comp
108. Princess Stacey - November 21, 2009 10:46 PM
"I would love to feel this boys hardness filling up all my orifices. I want to taste his sperm and rub in all over. God I am so horny right now."
Couldn't have said that any better myself!!
109. Belle - November 21, 2009 10:51 PM
People that don't at least think he is attractive are crazy.
110. mmmm yummy male body - November 21, 2009 10:52 PM
Yes, the male body can be a beautiful thing and men can have power over women in a sexual way but a majority choose to just look and act like pigs...it really sucks..and you wonder why girls aren't horny for you? Look in the mirror!
111. jackmine - November 21, 2009 10:55 PM
He got a very nice looking ASS!! would definitely worth it! but, he also need some muscle for his body...
112. horny gal - November 21, 2009 10:57 PM
men are simply creatures that are here for my pleasure, I enjoy looking at them and stroking my bean. This world is such a wonderful place.
113. EWWWWWWW - November 21, 2009 11:05 PM
This guy is gross. I think he just put me off men forever.
114. me luv wang - November 21, 2009 11:10 PM
you should always add pictures from playgirl, that should be a staple on this web site. Everyone that comes on here seems to enjoy it.
115. The anti-breasts and pussy - November 21, 2009 11:12 PM
more of this kind of stuff...with a taste of cock n' balls and less breasts and pussy and this site would be heaven
116. COCK LUVA - November 21, 2009 11:14 PM
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117. Sophie - November 21, 2009 11:17 PM
I thought his pix were gonna be a lot better than this. He is a cute kid though.
118. Jason - November 21, 2009 11:21 PM
I can't beat off to this fish! You lost all of your loyal hetero male fans, I just hope it was worth it.
119. Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a) - November 21, 2009 11:24 PM
He looks like a hillbilly.
A hillbilly that shaves his pubes.
Gross.
120. Andy - November 21, 2009 11:27 PM
it is just really sad that it took semi nude pix of an unknown dude to have over 100 comments, the most comments in a really long time...this site has gone way downhill.
121. ass tapper - November 21, 2009 11:29 PM
i'd tap dat ass!!!
122. ass tapper - November 21, 2009 11:46 PM
i'd tap dat ass!!!
123. Helena Handbasket - November 21, 2009 11:53 PM
TC <3 TC & LJ - oooops! I just ejaculated on my keyboard.
124. Kadankadank - November 22, 2009 12:05 AM
Ricky Hollywood got no friends...
125. Undies Sniffer - November 22, 2009 12:14 AM
I need a change of undies and pants
126. Jorge - November 22, 2009 12:15 AM
I wanna take a bite outta dat nice tight little booty
127. renee - November 22, 2009 12:17 AM
what a joke....go back to alaska.....please..........lol
128. Bloody Bitch - November 22, 2009 12:17 AM
Definitely a BDILF (Baby Daddy I'd Like To F***)
129. Sarah - November 22, 2009 12:20 AM
ha ha good one blood bitch...GOOD ONE!! BDILF :)
130. Ted - November 22, 2009 12:21 AM
Are you happy with whats going down here fish? Half of these comments are making me sick...much sicker than the actual photos even.
131. froufrou - November 22, 2009 12:22 AM
he looks good in pic #3. wish there was a bulge peeping through that towel though. i like bulges.
132. renee - November 22, 2009 12:28 AM
how about........get a "real" job to support your son?
133. What's All This? - November 22, 2009 12:42 AM
interesting that the only ones who find him attractive are men and maybe 20 women with equally low standards
134. Amy - November 22, 2009 12:47 AM
I have never made a comment on here before but these pictures really made me laugh!!! Johnston took my superficial virginity.
135. Steve - November 22, 2009 1:11 AM
not bad...not bad at all
136. Jodie - November 22, 2009 1:13 AM
When can I buy the magazine...I actually want to get this one, I think there are more pix then what is here
137. wet puss - November 22, 2009 1:14 AM
oh boy if you could feel my puss now...so incredibly wet...it has never been this wet before!!!
138. bertha - November 22, 2009 1:15 AM
no comment
139. Charles - November 22, 2009 1:15 AM
something here just isn't right
140. Abagail - November 22, 2009 1:17 AM
I wonder if he is circumsized and if he is packing a full sized bush...I guess these are wonders of the world that we will never know
141. fecal matter - November 22, 2009 1:19 AM
man o man the things I would do to this boy
142. Playgirl Fan - November 22, 2009 1:21 AM
definately getting this mag when it cumz out as well.
143. NUMMY NUM - November 22, 2009 1:21 AM
I would like to taste his delicious dish down below
144. Sean - November 22, 2009 1:23 AM
Since when do people get this way over men and talk about them like this? I think I look a lot better than this guy and I have never had girls or women drooling on me at all...where are all these women coming from?
145. NOOOOO - November 22, 2009 1:24 AM
where did all of the other pictures go????
146. Cindy - November 22, 2009 1:27 AM
who requested that the pics be taken down? was it actually playgirl? Anyways the actual playgirl site is AMAZING...it is pretty much what this site should be
147. Jessica - November 22, 2009 1:31 AM
@144 Sean, are you fat?
148. Nick - November 22, 2009 1:32 AM
so wrong
149. Ace - November 22, 2009 1:32 AM
Everything about this...FAIL
150. Tyler - November 22, 2009 1:34 AM
I wanna spread those butt cheeks as wide as they can go and slowing insert my manhood
151. Billy - November 22, 2009 1:38 AM
the ass shot is on the playgirl web site...gotta check that one out
152. tyrone - November 22, 2009 1:42 AM
lookin good for a white dude
153. Jane - November 22, 2009 1:43 AM
this just reminded me that I gotta renew my subscription to playgirl
154. Tight Pussy Gal - November 22, 2009 1:46 AM
damnnn some of these male models on playgirl are outta this world....they have nice huge cocks too...awesome
155. Renee - November 22, 2009 1:49 AM
just admit it Sean you aren't that hot...otherwise women would like you.
156. Kat - November 22, 2009 1:53 AM
He looks cute...but it seems as though fish is some sort of a homophobe, he is making us go elsewhere for the photos now, at least he chose one of the best pictures to keep
157. SO FREAKING HOT!!! - November 22, 2009 1:57 AM
why was this taken away from the so freaking hot? I mean women and gay men are attracted to men and want to see them naked...woman and gay men go on this site...why can't you just accept that? put it back up on so freaking hot or you will lose A LOT of your visitors, i mean it buddy...if you are a homophobe then why have a celebrity gossip site?
158. Jealous Fish - November 22, 2009 2:01 AM
Fish is just jealous that woman don't want him and he would never be able to pose for pictures and have us sooo completey horny that we have to pleasure ourselves right then and there. Nope he will never know what that feels like. He is stuck just placing pictures of those men on a web site.
159. Dear Fish Writer... - November 22, 2009 2:08 AM
yes we are attracted to things that aren't you and do not have breasts and pussies...the fish writer has such a low self-esteem I can tell he needs to get laid so bad...
160. The Fish Writer is ugly and fat - November 22, 2009 2:10 AM
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
THE FISH WRITER IS UGLY AND FAT AND NO ONE WANTS HIM!!!
161. ex fan - November 22, 2009 2:11 AM
what kind of man places pictures of nude men on a web site for a living.....sad, very sad..You must be making your mother soooo proud
162. Tom - November 22, 2009 2:13 AM
I knew these pictures were going to be controversial but damn what is happening here? This is just out of control.
163. Jenna - November 22, 2009 2:16 AM
well what was said about the fish writer might be true but it is of course harsh, he just isn't funny..you forgot that one people, he tries so hard to be funny and when someone tries hard it never works out, it should be more natural.
164. Hank - November 22, 2009 2:18 AM
is this really what you do for a living? I am sure he does something else and this is just a side gig. Right? oh god I am really hoping it is, because if not then that is just FUCKED UP even by my standards and I drive a garbage truck for a living.
165. Queen Bee - November 22, 2009 2:24 AM
wish there was a bulge peeping through that towel ... i like bulges.
166. THE ANTI-FISH - November 22, 2009 2:34 AM
well if we analyze what he wrote:
"can someone explain to me why Levi Johnston is using his own hands to cover his genitals or am I the only one with a chorus of tiny angels that does that for me? "ALLELUIA!" Hey, knock it off. I didn't say the magic word yet, and we're nowhere near the front window at Starbuc- Whoa, look at that chick. "ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA-ALLEUIA!""
it seems as though he wants to tell himself that he is better than Levi, he doesn't understand why Levi is using his own hands to over his genitals when in reality all day the fish writer is touching his genitals with his hands...the major difference is he isn't getting paid for it :( He goes on and says he has tiny angels that do it for him, once again trying to validate his manliness and he randomly says look at that chick to unsuccessfully try to prove to everyone that he does in fact like chicks.
It is okay fish writer we all know that you are either gay or bi, you have a celebrity gossip site for gods sake...we all know, there is no need to constantly put up pictures of nude women to prove yourself and write stupid shit.
167. denise - November 22, 2009 2:37 AM
hmmm I wish there was a color photo of him though...wonder what color the willy is.
168. Gina - November 22, 2009 2:39 AM
fuck!! this man in perfect in every way...I don't care what anyone else says...yes he most certainly does it for me.
169. Sasha - November 22, 2009 2:41 AM
I am a really lonely 19 year old girl and am getting ready to go to sleep in a cold bed all by myself...I could use this man right about now, I will be dreaming of you Levi Johnston!!
170. Sarah - November 22, 2009 2:44 AM
totally Bookmarking the Play Girl site
171. Democrat - November 22, 2009 2:45 AM
although I am a democrat....Republican men are HOTTTT
172. pdxfacehole - November 22, 2009 3:05 AM
That pose makes it look like he has Brittney Spears wonky nipples. He does have nice hands though. Wonder if he has a big dick.....
173. Fab<3 - November 22, 2009 6:13 AM
Why are men so jealous on this site.. Calling him gay haha you are FUCKHEADS.. Maybe because you know that you will NEVER EVER look that good naked and that scares the SHIT OU OF YOU..
174. Andrew - November 22, 2009 7:09 AM
It's gay because no straight, self respecting man does this shit.
175. who - November 22, 2009 7:25 AM
seriously - Bristol MUST be saying, "how in the world did i ever have sex with that?" i hope she's over him.
176. Fab<3 - November 22, 2009 8:39 AM
It's soooooooooooooooooooooo funny.. Girls are jealous of Megan Fox haha because they say something negativ, but men arn't you jealouse too?
177. sexchill - November 22, 2009 9:39 AM
Is it really? I never heard of that! Frustrated by being still single and not finding your Mr. Right? I know a hot and interesting place for wealthy people and their admirers named Billionairepal.com where I have met my boyfriend. You may take a look.
178. Jean - November 22, 2009 9:58 AM
He is just a baby punk. I thought Playgirl puts men in their magazine. Levi, you are nothing but a baby punk, and you have bad Karma coming your way baby punk.
179. Jean - November 22, 2009 9:59 AM
He is just a baby punk. I thought Playgirl puts men in their magazine. Levi, you are nothing but a baby punk, and you have bad Karma coming your way baby punk.
180. bob - November 22, 2009 11:27 AM
I'd let him impregnate my teen daughter
181. Big Daddy - November 22, 2009 11:45 AM
Big daddy likes...he could ride papa any day of the week
182. Asian Sensation - November 22, 2009 11:48 AM
me so horny love you long time
183. Biscuit - November 22, 2009 11:49 AM
Well Levi this is a start! In order to support your child perhaps you should now consider starring in anal rape videos. I think you'd play the perfect victim!
184. Sandra Dee - November 22, 2009 11:54 AM
Well I probably would give him a blow job if he asked just because he might get a bit more famous
185. Donald Duck - November 22, 2009 11:55 AM
I wanna rape him so badly, this isn't funny you guys.
186. Stuart - November 22, 2009 11:56 AM
funny, this man isn't sexy AT ALL!
187. po0per - November 22, 2009 11:58 AM
You know Sarah Palin looked at these and got wet...come on
188. Rough don't dance - November 22, 2009 11:59 AM
Fish! you already caters to women, any gossipy news gets them drenched. And if you want to satisfy the physical part, show who ever is on the cover of Fortune magazine. Youll never see such absurdity on my bible the Egotastic.....
189. *Kara* - November 22, 2009 12:00 PM
what a douche!
*Kara*
190. The Truth Hurts - November 22, 2009 12:02 PM
yes I admit I am jealous of this man...he got money for this garbage and can probably get a bunch of ass now
191. Suzie - November 22, 2009 12:03 PM
Rough don't dance, No he doesn't cater to women enough, he needs more of this kind of stuff on here, I don't just get drenched from all gossip doofuss
192. Porn for females!! - November 22, 2009 12:05 PM
if you want your girl to fuck you there should be more porn geared towards women so we get nice and horny for you. No we are not actually thinking about our bf's we need something else too.
193. Rough don't dance - November 22, 2009 12:09 PM
Doofus is with one S...
194. Tracey - November 22, 2009 12:18 PM
Levi Johnson want to show you the only part of his body that works.
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196. A Real Man - November 22, 2009 12:31 PM
this site blows more than Johnston had to, to get this playgirl job.
197. alexandra - November 22, 2009 12:33 PM
hey sean, please show a pic and see what happens! if you look that good as you say ... !
198. alexandra - November 22, 2009 12:35 PM
and some words @rough daddy: I like your comments, they are spot on most of the time, although there are some spelling errors sometimes .. but you are very real in what you think!
199. MORE PORN FOR WOMEN!!! - November 22, 2009 12:36 PM
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200. 200? - November 22, 2009 12:39 PM
Two-hundredth!!
201. confused - November 22, 2009 12:44 PM
would most women be willing to have sex with him?
202. Danielle - November 22, 2009 12:55 PM
well if he had a nice personality I would have sex with him, he's adorable.
203. Brandi - November 22, 2009 1:14 PM
I would just like to sniff his balls...that's it.. no sex.
204. crazy pants - November 22, 2009 1:15 PM
EPIC FAIL...this boy needs so much attention, you are a father now.. why are you doing porn?
205. Call girl # 69 - November 22, 2009 1:19 PM
I have already had sex with this boy I think, he looks oddly familiar
206. Katharine - November 22, 2009 1:21 PM
every girl of course has her own opinion, and many would not want him at all as we are seeing with the comments here, it is just that the pics in this shoot weren't too great, but he is all kinds of cute and is making some money now...I would probably give him a try, I ain't gonna lie. ;)
207. Kathy Griffin - November 22, 2009 1:23 PM
that's my boy!!!! I get to hit this all I want people!!! Jealous? I think so!!
208. Yummerzzz - November 22, 2009 1:26 PM
he looks like he would smell and taste delicious!!!
209. :) - November 22, 2009 1:59 PM
2 thumbs up!!
210. <3 <3 - November 22, 2009 2:06 PM
2 cocks up
211. Manizer - November 22, 2009 2:08 PM
5 in the stink
6 in the pink (ear)
212. Paulo - November 22, 2009 2:11 PM
just squirted a bit
213. Shawna - November 22, 2009 2:11 PM
oh damn he fine
214. Gabby - November 22, 2009 2:11 PM
fuck you superficial...I just bought these pants!!
215. Shawna - November 22, 2009 2:15 PM
oh damn he fine
216. Big Daddy - November 22, 2009 2:15 PM
Big daddy likes...he could ride papa any day of the week
217. candice - November 22, 2009 2:17 PM
GREAT picture!
218. Rainbowzz - November 22, 2009 2:25 PM
This one picture is all I need!! Good day everyone!!
219. Man eater - November 22, 2009 3:55 PM
I wouldn't kick him outta bed
220. Rhialto - November 22, 2009 4:12 PM
This is the proof that we aren't homophobic at all.
221. Darth - November 22, 2009 4:17 PM
From time to time we'd like to spoil our faithful female- and gay-audience as well.
222. Nero - November 22, 2009 4:27 PM
@221
We should put up some online merchandise sales like t-shirts and penis enlargement pills.To thank our faithfully fans.
223. ding a ling - November 22, 2009 4:56 PM
I'm a women.. Playgirl is mostly looked at by my gay guy friends, not me. Girls do not get to much by looking at naked men. Men are more visually turned on by naked things. So he'll have a nice gay following.. maybe he is cool with it. I guess every guy wants another guy jerking it to his photo? @ 203.. your comment made me giggle.. hahahaha Just a sniff?? that's all? =) Let's hope they are not sweaty during your sniff.
224. Sam - November 22, 2009 5:33 PM
nice lookin dude and all but this is wrong...sooo gay
225. Janielle - November 22, 2009 5:37 PM
it depends what the men look like...I at times look at nude men and really get off on it and I am female. I obviously don't like it when they look this gay tho, then it is for gay men.
226. Eun Young Tao Fuk Wang - November 22, 2009 5:40 PM
Nice foto, friend would like to
~Eun Young Tao Fuk Wang
227. Eun Young Tao Fuk Wang - November 22, 2009 5:49 PM
would like to taste this wang, hopefully it bigger than me boyfriends.
~*Eun Young Tao Fuk Wang*~
228. Brandi - November 22, 2009 5:53 PM
yes just a sniff...ok maybe I would scratch and sniff.
229. Violette Reid - November 22, 2009 6:19 PM
Kinda sexy but her would've at least tried to appear more masculine. Violette L. Reid, author of "The First Chronicle of Zayashariya: Out of Night" and "Violette Ardor: A Volume of Poetry." www.violettereid.com
230. _me - November 22, 2009 6:56 PM
Dude, seriously, 230 posts about a nobody.
I think you found your replacement for Heidi Montgag and Spencer Douchenozzle right here!!!
231. Cheerleader - November 22, 2009 7:01 PM
he is not a nobody this hot piece of ass is going places!!!..in my pussy
232. Rosie - November 22, 2009 7:18 PM
he will go to your pussy after mine cheerleader...you seem like such a whore.
233. Beef Jerky - November 22, 2009 7:19 PM
I could fuck this dude none stop for weeks, he would be my very own sex slave...mwuahaha
234. dick cummingz - November 22, 2009 7:20 PM
name says it all.
235. So HOT - November 22, 2009 7:24 PM
I wish I was bent over in that shower with Mr. Johnston behind me. Shiiiiiiit.
236. Mr. Man - November 22, 2009 7:32 PM
I would ride this until my cock fell off
237. Jerk Off - November 22, 2009 7:33 PM
ahhh...just finished...anyone have a cigarette?
238. MORE PORN FOR WOMEN!!! - November 22, 2009 7:37 PM
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239. Mama Pinkus - November 22, 2009 8:11 PM
Family Values.
240. Chuck Bass - November 22, 2009 9:48 PM
In some angles he looks like Jordan Knight (New Kids on the Block) and Sam Astin (the fat hobbit Sam Gamgee to you LOTR nuts)
Still, I don't know a single female who reads PLAYGIRL.
241. Patricia - November 22, 2009 9:53 PM
Why is her wearing a wedding band in this pic?
242. Fribble - November 22, 2009 10:30 PM
Faggot.
I don't care that he knocked up some chick. He's just compensating for being a flaming homo.
Faggot.
243. pooperz - November 22, 2009 11:28 PM
Gorgeous!
244. Leaking - November 22, 2009 11:30 PM
call the plumber b/c a leak just sprung....
IN MY PANTS!!!
245. Jaco - November 23, 2009 1:45 AM
Who cares!!! maybe the things he covered is the most important. Another kind of beauty~~~My girlfriend thinks the same with me. You know, she is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at~ ageromance.com ~a nice and free place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends. huhu~~`
246. tellybelly - November 23, 2009 11:40 AM
Nice but you can see better 24/7 on the internet and not have to subscribe to a cheesy 'women's' magazine that I, as a young gay man, was buying and hiding under my mattress back in 1973...
Oh, and you can see more attractive men any afternoon in the locker room of any YMCA in any moderately large city (and probably a lot of smaller cities) any afternoon.
The Palins and their hangers-on are incredibly amusing as American Soap Opera, though...
247. Jay Popeski - November 23, 2009 3:41 PM
Kudos to Levi for having the balls to pose for Playgirl. It ain't easy, believe me.
248. Jim Jones - November 23, 2009 4:12 PM
Who?
249. Andre - November 23, 2009 4:21 PM
Hey fishguys, this is the first time I post here. Now please, cease this faggotry at once.
250. mikka!! - November 23, 2009 7:47 PM
i dont know other girls, but for me is not so sexy watching naked men... i prefer to use my imagination a little XD .....
251. Abby - November 23, 2009 9:53 PM
I am not getting a gay vibe. Loving it, Thank you. Please post more!!!
252. göğüs estetiği - November 28, 2009 10:06 AM
dont put the towel ovr there..
253. paul smith - November 29, 2009 7:31 PM
well. good .
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html
254. mag - December 16, 2009 6:00 PM
ooooooooh, fuck it baby!!!!!