Lady GaGa looking freakishly normal
I always assumed seeing Lady GaGa's actual face would be akin to staring into the Ark of Covenant, and sure enough, it turned out to be a similar experience. Mostly because not unlike the Ark, I found myself compelled to stick my penis in it regardless of the consequences. Hey, tell me something that didn't melt a whole bunch of Nazis wouldn't feel awesome. That's just sound logic.

Reader Comments
1. Taz - November 9, 2009 12:58 PM
still fug!
2. Bite Me or Fight Me - November 9, 2009 12:58 PM
'it' has a penis. eeew.
3. annanana - November 9, 2009 12:58 PM
she's not even that ugly.
4. annanana - November 9, 2009 12:58 PM
she's not even that ugly.
5. Ari - November 9, 2009 12:59 PM
Definitely a tranny. No wonder she covers her face up.
6. Ari - November 9, 2009 12:59 PM
Definitely a tranny. No wonder she covers its* face up.
7. Ari - November 9, 2009 12:59 PM
Definitely a tranny. No wonder it* covers its* face up.
8. my brain - November 9, 2009 1:00 PM
LOLOl ok i'm done editing
9. tilleyCA - November 9, 2009 1:15 PM
She's gorgeous! Looks like she may have gotten a nosejob, but hey. I'd hit it. SO FUCK THE REST OF Y'ALLLLLLLLL :D
10. Valerie - November 9, 2009 1:22 PM
She looks older than 23
11. Crystal - November 9, 2009 1:27 PM
Nipple!
12. Beer Nuts - November 9, 2009 1:28 PM
In pic 15, she's describing the size of my package.
13. Hugh Jorgan - November 9, 2009 1:36 PM
I'm willing to bet she looks better than 99% of the women that post here. And 100% of the men that post here couldn't get it on their best day. And hell, I don't even like her and think her music sucks.
@#12 - ya crackin me up
14. djs - November 9, 2009 1:39 PM
If you look for older pcitures of her before the strange clothes, bleached hair, heavy makeup and the nose job, she was a very attractive Italian lady.
15. hey - November 9, 2009 1:39 PM
wow, she's really not even that bad!
16. Dude of Dudes - November 9, 2009 1:48 PM
Well I would hit it. But I have to say if I saw her on the street I dont think Id really notice her all that much.
I see chicks so much hotter than she is on a daily basis. She's average at best. Is Jon busy?
17. x - November 9, 2009 1:49 PM
The show is called "Wetten Dass..?" not "Wetten Daas..?"
18. Kdizzle - November 9, 2009 1:51 PM
She kind of looks like Amy Winehouse...
19. Jenna - November 9, 2009 1:56 PM
I don't think she got a nose job, I just think all the pictures are from a good angle and her hair makes her nose look smaller. Either way, she looks much better without the insane attire and makeup. I'm really curious to see what she looks like in just a pair of jeans and a tank top or something.
20. Jenn - November 9, 2009 2:00 PM
@18 she really does... lol
Nice torpedo's.
21. test - November 9, 2009 2:11 PM
She looks like Amy Winehouse indeed!
It´s eiter some side-effect of the substance abuse or she IS Amy Winehouse alter ego
22. I Think - November 9, 2009 2:21 PM
GAGA FTW!!!!!!!
23. 2Urban - November 9, 2009 2:27 PM
She had a nose job. Check out this link:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2009/01/22/yay-we-dont-have-to-look-at-lady-gagas-scary-old-witch-nose/
24. Kay - November 9, 2009 2:27 PM
wouldn't call that normal, lookin rough.
25. Keepcelineonyourside - November 9, 2009 2:29 PM
How do drugs work? by Lady Gaga!!!
26. Max Planck - November 9, 2009 2:29 PM
She forgot to bring her knitting.
27. jim eh - November 9, 2009 2:38 PM
There's my good ol' Stefani Germanotta. I like her, and in 5 years all you negative nancies will be sorry you shunned her so bad.
28. Jail - November 9, 2009 2:38 PM
Sad when 50 lbs of pancake makeup constitutes "normal".
PS She's not cute.
29. Stef - November 9, 2009 2:44 PM
After you put a scrotum on your head, 50 ibs of makeup becomes normal. Perspective is fun like that..
30. Ein - November 9, 2009 2:45 PM
She is the next Aguilera: Made ugly by the excess of make-up.
31. stupiass - November 9, 2009 2:49 PM
fish wants to stick his penis in a whole bunch of nazis? what?
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34. sunshine - November 9, 2009 3:01 PM
The dress that thinks it's a table is normal.
35. Kat - November 9, 2009 3:32 PM
Weird seeing her without so much make up. I'd still say she's not that attractive, but definitely not ugly.
36. A Chick - November 9, 2009 3:33 PM
She definitely got a nose job. Looks wayyyy different.
37. effervescent - November 9, 2009 3:46 PM
CHIN JOB! nose job, and maybe she shaved down her jaw bone, no matter what she looks much more feminine than before.
38. Shep - November 9, 2009 4:02 PM
wow blow up picture # 7 and tell me that's not a man dressed up like a woman, barf.
39. Sardonic - November 9, 2009 4:03 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker photoshopped with Amy Winehouse
40. Christopher - November 9, 2009 4:09 PM
Is... is that nip in the first pic? Cause if it is, it's not in the right spot...
41. Anon - November 9, 2009 4:45 PM
Whoa, she looks pretty cute. However, Google "Lady Gaga no makeup..." Not so cute.
42. Motionn - November 9, 2009 4:47 PM
she still has way too much eye-make up on. If she went back to being brunette and wore way less eye make-up and red lips, she could be attractive.
I've seen older pics of her and she was almost cute. That pancake make-up makes her look a good 15 years older.
Some Latin, Italian and other chicks of mediteranean and middle-eastern background look horrible as blonds. She is one of them.
43. seriously - November 9, 2009 5:37 PM
Wow that is some heavy make up. I think she looks average at best but at least she's working with what she has and hopefully doesn't go get a ton of surgery.
44. Matt - November 9, 2009 5:39 PM
I like her flap jack tits! I definately would suck and play with those!
45. iujuuland - November 9, 2009 6:37 PM
she's amazing and looks good in that pictures
46. VtFarmboy - November 9, 2009 7:11 PM
OMG I look at these pictures and.... OMG Somone tell me she doesnt like Carol Channing!!!!
47. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - November 9, 2009 7:30 PM
She looks like any other dog faced ugly Jew you see at a Long Island shopping mall. She gussies herself up to hid this fact.
48. minx - November 9, 2009 8:34 PM
It's true, she used to be surprisingly cute back when she was a brunette and without all the crazy stuff on her face. That said, her tits are way too saggy. Can't get past those. She needs to push them up or cover them up.
49. Simone - November 9, 2009 8:43 PM
Her boobs are hanging way lower than they should be for someone her age. They look like they're nothing but sagging skin. She needs a better push up and together bra.
50. small business health insurance - November 9, 2009 9:20 PM
she's not that bad
51. wowwo - November 9, 2009 10:51 PM
WOW her titties sag, how old is she? like 25?
52. lololololol - November 9, 2009 10:58 PM
go ahead & bash her for her looks all you want. unlike most entertainers, she's talented enough to endure even without the looks. this is one of the few celebrites who i have a great deal of respect for. she's probably the greatest overall entertainer since barbara streisand.
53. froufrou - November 9, 2009 10:59 PM
these pics show that she got a nose job recently. she really shouldnt have, her features were unique. no need to try and look like everyone else.
she has a fantastic body, and ass. look:
http://cloudkickers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/lady-gaga-ass-04.jpg
54. saywha - November 9, 2009 11:05 PM
Her tits don't look saggy at all. Unless you're a 16 year old guy with PIV (Photoshop impaired vision).
55. Glucosamine - November 9, 2009 11:43 PM
I hope that's not her real hair. She is definately unique, a one of a kind and she's extremely talented but I don't like her sense of style.
56. Webcam Video Chat - November 9, 2009 11:44 PM
shes looking pretty hot!
especially after seeing her delicious ass that commenter #53 posted the pic of!!
57. Nathan - November 10, 2009 12:12 AM
Lady Gaga is hot! Great cleavage!
58. Adam - November 10, 2009 12:14 AM
Lady Gaga is hot! Great tits, beautiful face! All around smokin' hottie!
59. ObamaPacman - November 10, 2009 12:27 AM
Must have ran out of money for drugs.
Or maybe her drug dealer got busted / ODed so she can't get any drugs.
60. um - November 10, 2009 1:27 AM
I could see her looking great with tempestuous black curls and understated yet bold makeup. Wow, don't you love it when some days you just feel so nice and giving?
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62. kurzon - November 10, 2009 8:06 AM
And now we know why we have never seen Lady Ga Ga and Dee Snyder in the same place at the same time.
63. terri - November 10, 2009 8:33 AM
i think she looks in her late 30's that face is ugly however it doesnt look as bad as it did before but still has soo much makeup on her teeth are goofy not a good look shes not remotely attractive either way i see better looking girls in the street and their are much more talented people out their who cant play the key board or piano and write song not hard
64. lil boomie - November 10, 2009 9:09 AM
hermaphrodite!!!
65. Paul - November 10, 2009 9:45 AM
She looks like a blond Amy Winehouse in these pics. Seriously, do a side-by-side comparison. I may be crazy, but I just don't think the 'Amy Winehouse if she was a blond hobo' look is very attractive.
66. M.e.o.w - November 10, 2009 12:39 PM
She's actually pretty!
67. Balls McCoy - November 10, 2009 1:18 PM
She's not really a bu-bu-butter face bu-bu butter face. She should go back to her natural hair color.
68. Hungryx2 Hippos - November 10, 2009 1:20 PM
Jim Carrey should play her in a bio picture
69. molly - November 10, 2009 3:19 PM
she's pretty. i wouldn't go as far as to say "gorgeous" like some. but she's definitely not ugly.
except her god awful hair. what the fuck lady gaga
70. MSnow - November 10, 2009 5:39 PM
mary hartman mary hartman
71. jeffrey - November 11, 2009 8:11 AM
WHO'S LADY GAGA?
72. Donk Donkerson - November 11, 2009 10:31 AM
No wonder she wears all those ridiculous masks.
73. qtpie - November 11, 2009 9:49 PM
She got a nose job!!! I always said that's all she needed to do! She looks waaaaay better now!
74. Nik - November 11, 2009 9:59 PM
She's better looking with her ka-rayzee getups'.
75. Ugg sale boots - November 12, 2009 6:13 AM
i think she looks in her late 30's that face is ugly however it doesnt look as bad as it did before but still has soo much makeup on her teeth are goofy not a good look shes not remotely http://www.uggsmvp.com/black-ugg-boots-5815-classic-tall-p-41.html attractive either way i see better looking girls in the street and their are much more talented people out their who cant play the key board or piano and write song not hard
76. searchert - November 12, 2009 10:23 AM
Hey wait a minute, who lied to me I thought Phyllis Diller was dead!
I mean Dyler not Drill her ok, that is one FUGLEE Beast.
77. FACE - November 12, 2009 12:43 PM
Shes pretty - looks so much like Dale Bozzio in the 80s
78. Jess - November 22, 2009 11:36 PM
She definitely did NOT get a nose job, look at pic 11! Gaga doesn't have a small nose, but it sticks out more when she has something on her head and over her eyes like usual.
There is nothing wrong with it though, her features are unique just like her performance style.
She was by far the best performer at the AMA's tonight, and that's including some very well "respected" artists that have been around much longer than her.
79. Francesco - December 2, 2009 11:51 PM
love it!
80. baybee - December 13, 2009 6:19 PM
did she do something to her face....she luks different
81. baybee - December 13, 2009 6:19 PM
did she do something to her face....she luks different