Nov 1 2009Doug Reinhardt photographed choking Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt went at each other last night in front of the paparazzi. The two were out celebrating Halloween and apparently the shit hit the fan when they got in an argument inside their limo and Doug threw Paris' phone out the window, according to Splash News. Paris was reportedly yelling "I'm going to kill you" which prompted Doug to wrap his hands around her neck until a mutual friend pulled her out of the car.
Dammit, I knew this was going to happen. After getting on my soapbox about Joe Francis and Chris Brown being giant pussies for beating women, I knew there would come a day where I'd end up looking like a hypocrite and of course, it had to be Paris Hilton riding that horse in. Although in my defense, I'm pretty sure even counselors at women's shelter are looking at these photos and giving each other high fives. (Your secret's safe with me.)
Reader Comments
1. Who cares - November 1, 2009 1:58 PM
Who cares
2. alicia - November 1, 2009 1:58 PM
FIRST COMMENT
3. Regan - November 1, 2009 2:12 PM
he was doing us a favour
4. Annie Likes Anal - November 1, 2009 2:14 PM
These two fuckers should be sent straight to hell. Abuse is a serious issue, and I cannot believe this herpes ridden skank would sink so low as to stage a fight with her boyfriend for some publicity. It's official: Paris Hilton has now soul.
5. Little dirty - November 1, 2009 2:17 PM
Even funnier is that they are both wearing ruffles! God, I love Halloween :)
6. keijo - November 1, 2009 2:27 PM
almost interested
7. DG - November 1, 2009 2:29 PM
That guys costume with the huge cock hanging out just MOTHAFUCKIN AWSOME!
8. wanks - November 1, 2009 2:58 PM
I knew Doug was a fag!
9. EC - November 1, 2009 3:18 PM
those photos looks sooo staged. I bet this is a publicity stunt since Paris has been out of the gossip blogs lately.
10. Alli Watermelon - November 1, 2009 3:30 PM
Um..it looks like they were kidding around to me. I'm sorry, but when a woman is choked, she usually looks upset and disoriented...not..."okay" with it.
11. La Bella Vita - November 1, 2009 3:39 PM
is that coke on her hands?
12. La Bella Vita - November 1, 2009 3:39 PM
is that coke on her hands?
13. spinal - November 1, 2009 3:47 PM
Staged. And yup, she is a creepy, badly aging a-hole.
14. Chow Mein - November 1, 2009 3:52 PM
If Paris and Speidi got in a contest to see who could be the fakest, I would vomit to death.
15. paul - November 1, 2009 3:53 PM
oh funny i just read a blog about ho a ween rather then halloween! ha
http://broken-angel91.livejournal.com/
16. LOLA - November 1, 2009 4:08 PM
@ #11... that's exactly what i thought. definately just been doing coke
17. confused - November 1, 2009 4:22 PM
whose grotesquely skinny limb is that in the 4th picture? Is it an arm or leg?
18. confused - November 1, 2009 4:22 PM
whose grotesquely skinny limb is that in the 4th picture? Is it an arm or leg?
19. confused - November 1, 2009 4:22 PM
whose grotesquely skinny limb is that in the 4th picture? Is it an arm or leg?
20. Freddo - November 1, 2009 4:50 PM
Looks staged, but on the off-chance that he does choke her to death, he'll be my hero and my kids will call him uncle
21. meee - November 1, 2009 4:57 PM
it doesn't even look like they were fighting to me. i've had people in the backseat of cars pull me back to whisper something but they catch my neck because they're reaching awkwardly around a carseat & i'm kind of short.
22. freddee - November 1, 2009 5:00 PM
#19: He's a well-endowed flasher, so you can sorta call it this third leg.
Looks staged, but if it isn't, it just proves one of the many things money can't buy is class.
23. SATAN - November 1, 2009 5:03 PM
21, i agree. when i first read this i kept waiting for him to reveal that he was kidding. absolutely nothing leads me to believe there was choking going on, unfortunately.
24. Matrim - November 1, 2009 5:53 PM
FAKE
25. NANA - November 1, 2009 6:00 PM
fake... is not in TMZ
26. GeeBee - November 1, 2009 6:06 PM
U serious?
He's not choking her, just look at her face.
Maybe he just put his arms around her neck or somethin.
But that does NOT look like choking to me
27. Paris' Vagina Has an Echo - November 1, 2009 6:13 PM
In picture #6 paris whispers, "lets throw that hot dog down my hallway". Picture #7, you get a good look at the hot dog in question.
28. Lexx - November 1, 2009 6:47 PM
Holy shit look at her eyes in pic 11. Shes like a demon!
29. Alli Watermelon - November 1, 2009 6:54 PM
#18, 19, AND 20....you're an idiot. It's the guy in the tan coats forearm. The pointy part..poking through the jacket is his ELBOW. Wow, really not that complicated lol. (you're seeing his forearm from a side view)
30. dolly - November 1, 2009 7:41 PM
Alli ... are you joking? Or just dim?
31. dolly - November 1, 2009 7:41 PM
Alli ... are you joking? Or just dim?
32. Lame - November 1, 2009 7:56 PM
She is hot, i will eat her
33. shil beally - November 1, 2009 8:22 PM
why are her fingers white ?
34. GG1000 - November 1, 2009 8:24 PM
She saw all the press Rihanna got and thought she'd stage something. Look, she's waving goodbye to him. "Thanks for participating in my pathetic publicity stunt; bye" Good Grief
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36. Pussy Is Great - November 1, 2009 9:43 PM
Ahem, ahem, Fish.
The Pussy is a WARM & LOVING place...so it doesn't make sense to use it as an insult.
If someone is a pussy, then really it's like being the best shit on Earth...not the worst.
37. reisestecker - November 1, 2009 10:13 PM
Unfortunate picture, I didn't want to know that many details about Paris' snogging technique.
38. Amy - November 1, 2009 10:45 PM
Because i dont care about Paris or anything she does, the only thing i have to say is damn that chick has man hands!
39. ******KrazyHotKelli********** - November 1, 2009 11:08 PM
Doug told Pariz that he wantz to be with me, but zhe zaid zhe would kill me firzt. What was he to do? Az u can zee, he fallz back in hiz zeat, worrying about Pariz hurting me. There iz no worry, Doug, becauze the Jonaz Brotherz will protect me, even if they are fighting over me conztantly....
40. Scott the fag - November 1, 2009 11:12 PM
Dougy needs some botox...stat!
41. Again, What A Waste Of Our Precious Time - November 1, 2009 11:14 PM
Paris who?
42. What a douchebag - November 1, 2009 11:31 PM
This dude is a douchebag. First, for hooking up with a slutty, leg spread, herpes infected, attention whoring, self centered dumbshit like paris hilton. Second, for not completing the job & really strangling her. Stupid douchebag...
43. Anon - November 2, 2009 12:01 AM
The only thing that chokes Paris is d!cks.
44. xmas presents - November 2, 2009 12:33 AM
Hey Paris is looking awesome in that dress. But Dough is doing what with Paris? I think he is not suppose to do all these with Paris. I just love Paris . I saw every show of her.
45. Jon - November 2, 2009 12:52 AM
If you dumbasses haven't realised the guys costume isn't some random flasher. It's John Holmes, and a very famous early pornstar. Kilmer played him in the movie Wonderland. He was huge but also had drug problems and problems getting it up.
Don't even care enough about Paris to comment on her.
46. lola - November 2, 2009 1:07 AM
Paris actually looks really pretty here and I like the blue contacts. Don't get me wrong, she still looks retarded and more so than normal. She has got that boy WHIPPED!
47. christ - November 2, 2009 1:46 AM
how could you not comment on this queer's outfit? hate these ugly pseudo good-looking LA fags
gross, hope he gives her a reach-around
48. Porn Tubes - November 2, 2009 2:12 AM
@ 43
No, she's pretty good at suppressing her gag reflex.
49. What's All This? - November 2, 2009 2:35 AM
Ms. Paris desperately needs to make friends with Mr. Lotion because she looks dry as hell.
Pictures 16-18 make it hard to believe that the white stuff on her fingers could be anything other than crack...
50. YourMom - November 2, 2009 3:28 AM
WHAT IS THAT WHITE STUFF ALL OVER HER HANDS?!
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52. NG - November 2, 2009 7:01 AM
They are both a couple of dicks, but who wears the strap-on when it comes to business?
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54. Narcissist - November 2, 2009 8:20 AM
Trashfest 09!
Trenchcoat looks like James Francos welfare cousin.
Paris in Pic 4: "Bye Doug! call me!"
55. Jim Lahey - November 2, 2009 8:50 AM
God she's ugly!
56. Blah Blah Blah - November 2, 2009 8:56 AM
Definitely fake.
But @ least we got to see the best costume ever.
57. EWWWWWWW - November 2, 2009 10:28 AM
Why couldn't he just take one for the team and squeeze a little harder...for a lot longer...so she'd die. Only in death will Paris finally get the fame she so desires. Somebody tell her this so we can get her on board.
58. joho777 - November 2, 2009 11:19 AM
I'm positive that, no matter how PC and woman-friendly someone is, if they were forced to be in Paris Hilton's presence for more than a few minutes, they would have an uncontrollable urge to choke the shit out of her.
Too bad it was only staged for the publicity.
59. kris - November 2, 2009 11:38 AM
I hate to say it but I WOULD HIT IT!!
60. Stef - November 2, 2009 11:54 AM
Squeezing her neck only produces a rush of air and a squeaking noise.
61. Palor - November 2, 2009 12:24 PM
Picture 4 is exactly the position I want Doug in while I give him a rim job that he'll never forget. I dream of darting my tongue in and out of that man's tight hole while his hairy, low-handing ballsack cover my eyes and nose.
62. Dot - November 2, 2009 1:04 PM
Obvioulsy more than a little fake. Too bad, because it'd be a huge favor to us all.
63. TopTwitsBlog - November 2, 2009 1:22 PM
But she tweeted that she was an awesome halloween, maybe she was into it?
http://www.toptwitsblog.com/search/label/Paris%20Hilton
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65. Aw - November 2, 2009 3:42 PM
Both of them need to choke to death. And Doug sure has flabby arms.
66. Jamie Lynn's Uterus - November 2, 2009 7:15 PM
Why couldn't he just finish the job and eradicate her from the planet?
67. William Murderface - November 2, 2009 10:35 PM
I vote for murder-suicide; preferably something that involves lots of pain and fire.
68. Rattlesnake - November 3, 2009 12:40 AM
That is not the face of a choker or choked person , come on they look calm ! ! Haven't you people ever seen a person really getting squeezed, sheesh, it don't look like that, and it's not a set up publicity stunt, that's not how they do it...
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70. Nina - November 3, 2009 4:05 AM
Someone give this painfully vapid bimbo a burger already.
71. Peter Seo - November 3, 2009 9:23 AM
Paris will never stop to party.
72. Isabel - November 3, 2009 11:08 AM
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Even funnier is that they are both wearing ruffles! God, I love Halloween :)
74. Venus - November 8, 2009 11:26 AM
Poor Paris Hilton. She's rich and beautiful...can get away with everything..but not from guys like Dough. She doesn't need guys like him to be on the headlines. Maybe if she would straighten out and put up a good image for herself, chances are, she'll end up in the arms of a guy who would truly love her.
75. And_LV - November 15, 2009 6:38 AM
She can by nice girl,but hate to see her on coke,I undestand all things and I see deeper than you though...This is nothing special to me and some years ago I did all from weed to LSD ...
Really caree about you !
Girl, good relationhsip is better than all that stuf.. I don't know why I follow you , but I realy love you. And I don't know why you don't like me (