Nov 15 2009Britney Spears' breasts in a bikini aren't making me cry. What the...


Dear Britney,

Did you notice today how people stared at your chest and went "Hey, those are kind of awesome" instead of asking whether you're pointing at them or that guy over there? No, way over there.

That's what happens when you support those things. No foolin'. On that note, I'd tell you to write all this down but I don't want your kids seeing you choke on a pen cap after a full day of staring directly into your ass and realizing they'll never be innocent again.

Here to help,

The Superficial Writer


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FIRST!!!

FIRST!!!

FIRST!!!

She has a body of a man.

Sadly Britney in a bikini just isn't working for me the way it used to. These ones are just kinda mehh... moving on... you know?

she's seriously going bald. you can't wear extensions and weaves forever without fucking up your real hair. this is the best her body has looked in a while tho, i'll give her props for that. her belly is looking nice and tight.

she's seriously going bald. you can't wear extensions and weaves forever without fucking up your real hair. this is the best her body has looked in a while tho, i'll give her props for that. her belly is looking nice and tight.

average.

bet thats got some tasty fanny batter on it

I would absolutely wreck her corn chute.

Then I'd make her clean my dick using only her mouth.

Eleventh!

i beg her to stop wearing those huge, ugly sunglasses. they look like something an 80 year old grandmother would sport.

taste the rainbow...

not that impressed

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taste the rainbow...

not that impressed

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Who cares what she looks like. She is a white trash psychotic mother of two retards. Any sire of federline is bound to be retarded.

When I realized Britney was like Alessandra I couldn't keep myself from thinking they weren't the plain girls I imagined.
For me they were different from the others, but as soon as I read they try to hide behind a clean imagine, I was in a shock and it came to me in mind how weak and insecure they are.

Slutney's titties in a swimsuit are not half bad; if only they were ala carte. Instead, they're attached to a childish mental retard who can't even balance her checkbook by herself. I'll pass...

Titties, I don't think she was offering.

Picture Number 8 made me fall in love with her all over again.....
Joe Blow must have read my thoughts!

A young woman who dances for a living (as opposed to sings), shouldn't need support for her nipples to be in the upright position. They should hang nicely by default, until the older years kick in. I will give credit where credit is due though, in these pics she doesn't look awful. She doesn't look that bad. Not great but not bad. There you go teenage girls, I said something positive about Britney.

Not half bad but not at the top of the
list either.
She should be looking at releasing a sex tape
so she's back in the news though.

Well, the bottom still looks good but the top is way off the mark. Her upper body is like a man's.

Either lockup in the hotel balcony, cruise ship or swimming pool? Like she can swim without getting the hair wet! She has an Iphone to call who? Herself or imaginary friend to party? Glen Stenfanie can bring son to party and even have punky hairstyle, but for BS, it will be under psychiatric evaluation - to justify for legal extortion using DNA's right to kids?

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She has a great body considering she has two kids. I mean, I know she has trainers and babysitters and all that crap but still. Good for her. Her hair is kind of freaky though... she needs to drop the weaves and shit.

oooohhhhh tiiitttties

Thanks for the nice post. Britney is looking awesome in that bikini. But what is happening to britney's hair?? But after having two kids britney has maintained her figure nicely.

Is she wearing a wedding band?

I think she looks exactly like what she is: a pudgy Walmartian with enough money to shop at Target instead.

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Fish didn't right this, it doesn't have his usual wit, style or taste. You need to get your underlings to stop trying to emulate you and instead find personalities of their own.

Fish didn't right this, it doesn't have his usual wit, style or taste. You need to get your underlings to stop trying to emulate you and instead find personalities of their own.

She looks so sweet taking care of her kids <3, but she seriosly need to get slimmer.
PS - this is my favourite swimswit of hers^^

lol she wore this bikini before!!! what a stupid b*tch!!!

I don't mind her physique, strongly built for a girl but shapely. "Tasty fanny batter"... man, I'll never get tired of reading this rubbish.

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Where's Leighton Meester's GQ spread.Everyone's posted it already.

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Good enough to stick in her.

That is the first picture that I have seen of her where her nipples weren't pointing at her toes. Still she looks like a house frau and isn't aging very well. She still looks better than her idol Skeletor, Madonna, but that hard living is catching up to her. If your face and body are your image you should take better care of yourself.

It looks dry, like burnt toast without butter.
Very sad.

She would look amazing for someone who had two kids if she had the type of figure normal women had before but she didn't.
She had a perfect figure. She does look good now but those tits are fucked. They never did look quite right apart from the sometimes video but then she had the implants removed and well, now look at the after effect.

This is the best she's looked in a while even with the bodybuilder upper body.

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Her left nipple's trying to escape.

sure...i'd hit it.

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Her lazy tits bug me.

Her lazy tits bug me.

her nips will always be too low

hmmmm..... just trying to figure out the fascination with this chick. She doesn't particulary have a lot of class, counts her steps when she dances, doesn't have the ability to sing live, doesn't wear flattering clothes, doesn't wash her hair, doesn't write her own music so she's basically a cover "artist", hasn't done anything to make headlines that has helped society to move forward, isn't extra intellegent, not what most people would consider a grade A mom, can't drive worth a shit, so why is she famous again???

Fatney is built like a man.

Why do people say she looks good after 2 kids?
NO she doesn't she is a 27 year old that looks twice her age.
Cindy Crwaford is 43 with 2 kids and she looks a mllion times better than Fatney Spears.

Actually she has always has big chunky short legs. Even when she was
supposed to be "hot". It's just that then she used to work out hard and have
rock hard abs. Having kids is no excuse. She is a celebrity. She looks much older than her years. There are regular women who look better. She doesn't have good genetics. She is never going to be a tall lean supermodel type.
She's a natural chubby girl, who has to work very hard at being slim.

The only people who thnk she looks good are her brirtarded fans.

Her boobs are truly amazing. I can't figure them out. For a few years they we huge, then she looked flat chested, now they shrunk again. Either they are natural or she has a really small implants. Something about them don't look right though. Why are her nipples so low?

The short hair in the front is obviously her natural hair. Its long enough now to get rid of all that fake shit. Brit has rocked the short hair before and looked a million times better than the extensions.

The short hair in the front is obviously her natural hair. Its long enough now to get rid of all that fake shit. Brit has rocked the short hair before and looked a million times better than the extensions.

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Her hair is long enough to get rid of the extensions. To be honest, she could have a really cute bob haircut.

As for her body? I'd LOVE to look like her. =]

You guys saying Britney looks like a man:
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Wow, time has not been kind with her. Talking about fugly. She looks OLD.

She's way beyond damaged goods.

see! i never did believe she got implants and this is just another picture of proof.

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