Nov 23 2009Adam Lambert pulls a J-Lo at AMAs
Realizing all the struggling to be relevant stars are doing it, Adam Lambert fell onstage while performing "For Your Entertainment" at the American Music Awards last night. Although in his defense, I'm sure he was just disoriented from the sole stage direction of "Make everyone blow you."
STAGE DIRECTOR: No, no! You missed that chick back there.
ADAM: No, I didn't!
STAGE DIRECTOR: Quick, make the stage blow you. Make the stage BLOW YOU.
ADAM: What? *falls*
STAGE DIRECTOR: That's the stuff.
Based on a true story.
(Fall's around the 1:40 mark.)

Reader Comments
1. Swish - November 23, 2009 9:46 AM
Adam Lambert will go to hell along with all the gays.
2. OTP - November 23, 2009 9:48 AM
SO INCREDIBLY FLAMING
3. Shut up - November 23, 2009 9:50 AM
Shut your mouth. You have no liberty to tell people what they can and cannot do. The Internet should not be this faceless wall of racism and prejudice.
4. DOUCHE - November 23, 2009 9:51 AM
this dude and Pete Wentz probably go shopping at Hot Topic holding hands..
5. Jim - November 23, 2009 9:58 AM
This is what you get with acceptance of homosexuality as a "normal variant" of human sexuality. Enjoy.
p.s. There's not going to be an effecitve HIV vaccine in our lifetime.
6. lettusuar - November 23, 2009 10:07 AM
too bad he's doing shitty pop instead of doing something with a classic rock n roll sound. waste of talent.
7. canuckchick - November 23, 2009 10:10 AM
and no one has mentioned how shitty his music is.....
8. canuckchick - November 23, 2009 10:10 AM
and no one has mentioned how shitty his music is.....
9. canuckchick - November 23, 2009 10:11 AM
Fuck I hate his voice!
10. Captain_Insano - November 23, 2009 10:12 AM
I'm not gonna watch 4 fucking minutes of this faggot prancing around like a wood nymph (I assume that's what fags do?) just to see him fall. Edit the video to reduce the fag exposure and thus save everyones breakfast.
11. Dave - November 23, 2009 10:12 AM
Is the guy with the dippity do hair trying to put in peepee in that other persons mouth?
I have heard about this type of thing.
12. Freedom in the USA - November 23, 2009 10:19 AM
The AMA awards has just turned into a pervert peep show with a bunch of sexual deviant freaks. I never watch this trash or buy any of their sicko, shitty music. It's a free country, so why encouraging them.
13. Snob - November 23, 2009 10:25 AM
I recently saw some nude male frontal dick on National Geographic, but it was still a computer generated picture of a male hobbit. It was still better that this guys shit. No fag stuff is all that I'm saying.
14. Nice Save Tho,,, - November 23, 2009 10:32 AM
You have to admit, he saved it from being an EPIC fail, the only way I'd have caught on that he wasn't supposed to roll on the ground like that is he stopped singing until he found his footing. I wouldn't have been able to be as smooth!
15. VandaL - November 23, 2009 10:33 AM
Bender.
16. You Sorry Little Bitch - November 23, 2009 10:37 AM
@10: Caption Bigot-Nuts, why don't you try reading the part where Fish points out exactly where the fall is. Or are you too busy getting butt-fucked by your daddy with a King James, you retarded hick.
17. Rough's P.O.V. - November 23, 2009 10:38 AM
How did this little #, BI-passed the CBS executives? Janet's tity theyll make a big stink over...Wait till Prejean gets a hold of this....
18. Ellen - November 23, 2009 10:40 AM
I couldn't even make it through the first 10 seconds of that video.
19. MM - November 23, 2009 10:48 AM
wow, THAT was pretty AWFUL! The screaming, the fall, the bad...everything-ugh
20. Zee Brat - November 23, 2009 11:08 AM
Lol. I'm gay and even I don't like Adam Lambert's music. He's pretty awful. That tuck and roll he did to cover up his stumble was kind of awesome though.
21. douglas - November 23, 2009 11:12 AM
It all comes down to $$$$
That being said, how does this make anyone want to buy his album and pay to see him in concert??
22. Josh - November 23, 2009 11:19 AM
He puts himself up for these insults by looking so damn homo.
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I'm sure his parents are real proud of him now!
24. Willie Dixon - November 23, 2009 11:21 AM
So this is what it would sound like if Ethel Merman and Freddie Mercury had a kid...
I do have to agree he recovered well and he wasn't lip-syncing...you could hear his Aikido roll on the live mic.
25. adam lambert sucks - November 23, 2009 11:23 AM
This dude SUCKS. I hated him the whole time on American Idol....he needs to keep his tongue in his ugly face. Oy....I can't stand watching the idiot sing!
26. Karl - November 23, 2009 11:29 AM
That was AWFUL, beyond AWFUL. If you go a little beyond AWFUL and take a right turn..that performance was right there. AWFUL!
27. lambert lovah - November 23, 2009 11:30 AM
Okay, Adam Lambert needs to start doing porn soundtracks. His nasal screams would be the perfect accompaniment to a prison gangbang.
28. frogexaggerator - November 23, 2009 11:31 AM
Well, I well say this, you can HEAR a slight thud as he falls. Which means his microphone was on and he was really singing. That's a fair bit more than I can say for most crap pop performances these days.
29. Bon Jovi - November 23, 2009 11:31 AM
FULL RECOVERY!!!!
30. Courtyardpigeon - November 23, 2009 11:35 AM
Seriously, that was awful.
31. missywissy - November 23, 2009 11:56 AM
okay, I need to know exactly when he falls, because I can not make it through this video. his shock value is really dull. Shock is getting boring.
32. missywissy - November 23, 2009 11:58 AM
oh, saw it, right on. he slipped on all the semen and hair gel on the stage.
33. dangit boy - November 23, 2009 12:40 PM
what a career breaking song. at least he sang live- you could hear all the out of tune stuff. poor guy has a problem. He wants to be Britney.
34. Anon - November 23, 2009 12:40 PM
Everyone knew he was gay from the get-go so him finally able to flame it out isn't too much of an issue. His song FREAKIN' SUX. Now that's an issue.
Goodbye, Adam. Your 15 minutes are almost up.
35. Nasty ass shit. - November 23, 2009 12:50 PM
Why the fuck did you post this video? No one needs to see that. Some images you just cant shake, this is one of them. Gross. Fucking queer.
36. FUCK GAYS - November 23, 2009 12:53 PM
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37. Danklin24 - November 23, 2009 12:53 PM
#5 you're a fucking idiot. You're one of this douchenozzles that thinks HIV is the "gay disease" arent you?
38. Great - November 23, 2009 12:58 PM
wow that was hot!! nice save!!!
39. QUEEN BEE - November 23, 2009 1:01 PM
LOVE HIM!!!!!!
40. Johnny - November 23, 2009 1:03 PM
this maybe wasn't Adam at his best, but omg I would lick dat ass any time!
41. Lily - November 23, 2009 1:05 PM
if you are a gay male and do not want to ride this like a bull then you should really think about your sexuality again.
42. Tom Cruise - November 23, 2009 1:08 PM
once again a fantabulous performance from Adam Lambert, my idol.
43. token homo - November 23, 2009 1:13 PM
fuck yes!!! this site is AWESOME!!!
44. T&A - November 23, 2009 1:16 PM
Picture 8.
Look at the size of the boy's penis!!! LOL
45. confused - November 23, 2009 1:17 PM
1st the Johnston playgirl spread and then this?
46. Sanjay Gupta - November 23, 2009 1:23 PM
"You're one of this douchenozzles that thinks HIV is the "gay disease" arent you?"
Yeah, what a dolt. In the U.S., HIV transmission has decreased in every group. Well, except gay men. At least we can get a chuckle from the hilarious calls for "more education" to help with the affected group that ISN'T poor and under-educated, but simply chooses to not change behavior.
47. P & B the new T & A - November 23, 2009 1:29 PM
ahhh yes some P & B (penis and balls) in stead of T & A indeed this site is the best.
48. Jade - November 23, 2009 1:29 PM
Any gayness aside, that song sucks.
And all you gay haters are pathetic insecure twits.
49. Reba - November 23, 2009 1:35 PM
I made him suck my dirty cock!!
50. Amy - November 23, 2009 1:38 PM
wish he wasn't gay.
51. Sid - November 23, 2009 1:39 PM
Nice try, but as long as narcissistic flamboyance is part of being gay - and it is - lots of people will quite reasonably find it objectionable. As a group gays in the U.S. are well above average in education and income, below average in rate of being a victim of crime, and in the public spotlight re: gay issues completely out of proportion with their numbers in the population. And their complaints focus on being discriminated against, victimized by hate crime, and being silenced or made invisible, all of which are observably the opposite of reality. It's not unreasonable to be annoyed with all of this, given the real problems the country faces.
52. Rosie O'Donnell - November 23, 2009 1:48 PM
I had a chance with this guy before he came out and before I came out, we had plans to meet up, but never ever surfaced.
53. Me. - November 23, 2009 2:47 PM
47. P & B the new T & A - November 23, 2009 1:29 PM
ahhh yes some P & B (penis and balls) in stead of T & A indeed this site is the best.
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54. Delgo - November 23, 2009 3:07 PM
Thanks Libs, you made this possible
55. JS - November 23, 2009 3:12 PM
LOL all 53 COMMENTS one word....IGNORANT! You people have potty mouths you sound worse than Adam performed. Who are you to judge anyone? If you didn't like it why didn't you just shut it off (maybe because something inside you said wow I can dig this). You people have alot of hatred This is what he wanted and this is what he achieved. The whole country is talking about Adam Lambert today :) I guess it was alright for Madonna and Britney Spears to kiss on camera full mouthed. I guess it was alright for Michael Jackson to grab his crotch in every song he sang. You people just aren't secure in your own sexuality. It's entertainment maybe not your kind of entertainment but there are some of us that think Adam will be an icon one day mark my words. Watch him Wed if you dare on Good Morning America early in the AM or David Letterman Wed night different song different vibe. He is about performing to the lyrics and he can sing better than any of you can. Enough said can't stand reading ignorant comments. You people need to wash your mouths out with soap.
56. wow - November 23, 2009 3:40 PM
I am not a fan of his, but the performance wasn't that bad, maybe more for the MTV VMA's but, he did push the envelope and it worked. Every single one of you watched and is talking about it. That's what fame has become, not really the talent a person has, but how much and how long are people willing to talk about you. When that is gone, your fame is gone. For now, it is working for him.
On the other hand, wow to all of the ignorant comments and all of you anit-gay people. Had Shakira and Carrie Underwood gyrated all over the stage touching each other you would be praising them. Get a life and stop being so negative. Say you like or your don't, but leave the hate out of it. Just because no one knows your name or exactly who are on here doesn't mean you should post the crap you are!
57. tina - November 23, 2009 3:41 PM
#55-
dude can't sing. i don't care if he's straight, gay or bi. he can't sing and thats that.
58. Pet Society Help - November 23, 2009 3:53 PM
Some of those pics were pretty disturbing.
59. londonafter - November 23, 2009 4:15 PM
i don't care if he's gay, good for him, but his music is just plain awful!!!!!! what a waste of talent!
60. whatevah - November 23, 2009 4:50 PM
I don't care if he's gay either...I just dislike it when someone screams while singing. Also, his hair looks like the Heat Miser from The Year without a Santa Claus. Look it up kids!
61. whatevah - November 23, 2009 4:50 PM
I don't care if he's gay either...I just dislike it when someone screams while singing. Also, his hair looks like the Heat Miser from The Year without a Santa Claus. Look it up kids!
62. whatevah - November 23, 2009 4:50 PM
I don't care if he's gay either...I just dislike it when someone screams while singing. Also, his hair looks like the Heat Miser from The Year without a Santa Claus. Look it up kids!
63. whatevah - November 23, 2009 4:50 PM
I don't care if he's gay either...I just dislike it when someone screams while singing. Also, his hair looks like the Heat Miser from The Year without a Santa Claus. Look it up kids!
64. whatevah - November 23, 2009 4:50 PM
I don't care if he's gay either...I just dislike it when someone screams while singing. Also, his hair looks like the Heat Miser from The Year without a Santa Claus. Look it up kids!
65. Three words... - November 23, 2009 5:07 PM
Fuck
You
Faggot!
66. dontlooknow - November 23, 2009 5:08 PM
OMG what a f**king loser.
67. BARAD - November 23, 2009 5:09 PM
You want to know what would actually be SHOCKING? Having a big queer (you don't own THAT word ya fruitcakes..) with seeming talent NOT use sex to try to be different. That's what made him interesting on Idol was because people were getting to appreciate his ability as a singer and performer and see his sexuality WITHOUT watching him mouth drill backup dancers..
So boring seeing these wannabes try to emulate what they think is shocking. What's shocking is just plain annoying these days. Break out of the mold by doing the UNEXPECTED not the same old simulated sex bullshit. What a disappointment Lambutt has turned out to be.. he's just another tired fierce queer doing variations of what Madonna has done for decades... poor guy.
If queers get their way, they'll keep lowering the bar until we get to see simulated butt sex in their performances complete with fun circle jerks... ahhhh Liberals.. they've done so much for the world..
68. Melrose - November 23, 2009 5:18 PM
Skanky Starsearch.
69. AnnaDraconida - November 23, 2009 6:07 PM
I miss the days when studs & leather were worn by rock bands, not as bling bling for talentless pop whores.
70. John - November 23, 2009 6:37 PM
I thought he wanted to be a big star. He just blew that all to hell. After that I don't want to buy his CD now.
Where is the Adam that did Black & White?
That is the Adam that blew everyone away.
71. 7 - November 23, 2009 6:45 PM
LOVE HIM! fuck the haters
72. stoplookingatme - November 23, 2009 6:47 PM
I'm amused that when I read this post, there were precisely (69) comments. :)
P.S. @12: I can't even begin to comprehend the levels of self-contradiction in your post.
73. stoplookingatme - November 23, 2009 6:53 PM
P.P.S. @60 (60-64): Heat Miser reference = best post ever! LOL, for reals!
74. Scrappy Coco - November 23, 2009 7:10 PM
Who is Adam Lambert? I've never heard this song before. Where is he popular?
75. wanks - November 23, 2009 7:15 PM
this dude is fucking sick!
76. Tony the tigger - November 23, 2009 8:46 PM
"Where is the Adam that did Black & White?
That is the Adam that blew everyone away."
and apparently made MJ want to stop living.
77. the donger - November 23, 2009 9:02 PM
JS number 55 comment. You are a fucking tool fuck. Eat my language, just realize you are a stupid fuck who has no idea what the fuck is going on in the world. Just remember, the world revolves around faggots like you so we all just live in it. On second thought, I'd beat the shit out of you and you'll be laying in your own blood with Astroglide leaking out of your ass you fuck!!!
78. Luther in Knoxville - November 23, 2009 9:06 PM
Our entire family watched the AMAs last night, and all I can say is, Thank you, Adam Lambert!!!
Your performance did what years of prayer, hypnotism, and voodoo could not -- after it was over, my faggoty fifteen-year-old son announced he no longer wanted to be gay! He now wants to bang chicks, live for the Lord, and drive a truck, just like his pappy!
79. Caliente - November 24, 2009 2:05 AM
Hey #51, you're too smart for the internets! Git the fuck out wit yer smartiness and let us bash the gays in piece, ahyuuu,
80. Simply Bohemian - November 24, 2009 5:41 AM
No not Pete! He and Ricky Martin should hook up. They can raise the twins together & live happily ever after......
81. Narcissist - November 24, 2009 6:28 AM
It's a good thing Guns N' Roses didn't win any awards. They might've said "fuck" on TV or something. Right after M.C. Hammer finishes fucking the stage. The horror.
@ 5 - "p.s. There's not going to be an effecitve HIV vaccine in our lifetime."
I guess lesbianism should be the only variant considered viable then.
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/women/resources/factsheets/wsw.htm
Heterosexual behavior is too risky.
@ 70 - "That is the Adam that blew everyone away."
Looks like everyone's blowing Adam away now.
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84. voice of reason - November 24, 2009 9:36 PM
he is the reason the word fag exists. what an ignorant piece of shit
85. voice of logic - November 27, 2009 4:57 PM
when someone defines their existence on a sexual act (the meaning of "gay people") what do you except? When are child molesters, poeple who have sex with animals and masturbators going to have the same rights as gay people? Why can't they cry discrimination and marry animals and fight for the same right as you gays?
86. Annoyed girl - November 29, 2009 2:11 AM
wow okay, i thought people at geekologie would be a bit more intelligent than this. You're all kinda the same redneck dumb fucks i see on a day to day basis. if not worse. if you don't like it, why did you click the article? I do think that this is unusual, I never thought that it would go that far on stage...
If lesbians are fine then so should gay men right? shove it up yourselves guys. Most of you are selfish, and fail to see it from another person's point of view (aka a gay man's, or a straight woman's). Why should you care? I don't know, because you're all human. But maybe the definition of humanity should be changed.
87. Narcissist - November 30, 2009 8:48 AM
@ 85 voice of silliness - Children and animals are not consenting adults, so that's quite a stretch. That would be exploiting an innocent, not two responsible grown adults making a decision together that has no direct impact on you. There's no victim involved.
Masturbators...Rodman married himself didn't he?
88. nick outlet - January 9, 2010 12:22 AM
good