Oct 13 2009Shauna Sand's topless sex tape cover
Here's the cover for Shauna Sand's upcoming sex tape which she claims was never authorized because that tactic worked out awesome for the Armenian chick with the gigantic ass. Except one small problem, every one and their mother has seen Shauna's naked breasts by this point, and Kim Kardashian doesn't look like she died five years ago but continues to walk among us in search of more collagen. (Yet.)
NSFW version here.
Photo: Splash News
Reader Comments
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2. Dane - October 13, 2009 10:03 AM
This site is getting retarded.
3. Randal - October 13, 2009 10:09 AM
Shauna looks so good on the cover. Her natural hair bounces and cascades down creamy shoulders, luring the eye toward her ample warm cleavage. A sprinkle of glitter lays perfectly centered on a flat, washboard stomach, topping off with french manicured nails and muscled thighs.
Randal
4. nsfw my ass - October 13, 2009 10:14 AM
how exactly is it nsfw? is it because it says xxx?
5. erikskov.com - October 13, 2009 10:14 AM
Meh.
6. JADE - October 13, 2009 10:15 AM
@3 You sound like your reading from a romance novel lmfao.
She is a fake skank.
7. Lucy - October 13, 2009 10:18 AM
@ #2 .. Yes, please, continue to log in and remind us how retarded this site is after every post comes out. Clearly you have nothing better to do.
I'd like to see a girl-on-girl shauna sand/tara reid vid personally
8. havoc - October 13, 2009 10:22 AM
Am I missing the "topless" part?
I know I'm hungover, but I know tits when I see them....
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9. someguy - October 13, 2009 10:24 AM
She has big boobies. That is all I can say on this topic.
10. yoni - October 13, 2009 10:40 AM
she is doing great with her BF now. watch the pics at:
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11. yoni - October 13, 2009 10:41 AM
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12. yoni - October 13, 2009 10:41 AM
she is doing great with her BF now. watch the pics at:
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13. Hugh Gentry - October 13, 2009 10:42 AM
i can't wait to see it. I fucking love her body and hope he titty fucks the hell out of her.
14. The indoctrination of Rough - October 13, 2009 10:43 AM
Now when you're a "celebrity" spawn, and one day strolling the internets you come across your mother doing the dirty deeds on tape; do you view it or not?
15. faaaan - October 13, 2009 10:43 AM
wow fish, i never knew this site has sunk this low. nothing about stephen gately at all? i always new this site has long lost the humor which made it popular 3 years ago, but i never knew it also lost any sense of relevant news. this is beyond stupid. i'm a woman and all these totally irrelevant news you posted just because someone's ass or tits are totally not appreciated. just look at your current first page and i hope you're half ashamed that this site nearly resembles a fucking soft-porn site. such craptastic quality doesn't deserve a cent of revenue.
16. RichPort's Ghost - October 13, 2009 10:49 AM
I'd spray her like a broken water main...
17. Mika MAssacre - October 13, 2009 10:55 AM
Awe man i thought she was picking her nose or picking a wedgie!!!!! where are those fish!!! where are those! ........and wheres the NSFW??? baba booey baba booey
18. Mac - October 13, 2009 11:06 AM
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. That is one nasty vagina. Her insides are hanging out.
19. Same here - October 13, 2009 11:10 AM
# 15- I completely agree. I used to read this site because it was funny. Now it's just T and A. I come back once in a while in hopes that the humor has returned but it's just a waste of my time. I'm done with it.
20. FUCK THIS SHIT - October 13, 2009 11:19 AM
THIS SITE FUCKING SUCKS NOW. YOU ALWAYS NSFW THINGS THAT ARE NOT EVEN UNCENSORED AND THE PERSON WHO WRITES THE COMEDY IS NEVER FUNNY. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! STOP POSTING DUMB ASS CELEBRITY NEWS AND POST FUNNY SHIT ABOUT THEM AGAIN.
21. Deacon Jones - October 13, 2009 11:20 AM
(uses ice pick to chip self out of dried semen cocoon, wiggles head and right hand out to type:)
@15 Who's Steven Gately?
22. Where are the tits superficial? you said there would be tits! - October 13, 2009 11:20 AM
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23. She's truly a WHORE - October 13, 2009 11:30 AM
Geez, I am shocked and appalled (yawn) that shauna sand would make a sex tape & fuck some dude.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
You had to know this was coming. This twat is an incredible attention whore; she'll do anything to be noticed. She has no job, so why not combine the only thing she apparently can do (have sex) with the best way to get noticed: claim someone stole your personal tape! Yeah, that will work! Well, for her, not so much. Here's the problems she apparently didn't bother to think through (being stupid & all):
1) She has a posed naked cover art picture which matches the video. Private sex tapes generally don't have matching posed naked pics for cover art.
2) She obviously signed off on it, because Vivid wouldn't release a tape that the participants hadn't signed off on; their losses from lawsuits would exceed any profits they'd make.
3) The vapid empty headed posing facial look she constantly gives the camera when she's fucking her boyfriend is the most horrifying thing I've seen in years. Pretty soon you'll be seeing shauna sand Halloween masks; funny thing is, they'll be a dead ringer for her already masked up surgically disturbed face.
The bottom line is, she's had sex for money, which officially makes her a whore. She should be treated like one...
24. dave - October 13, 2009 11:54 AM
When did they transplant Coco's butt on to this one's chest?
25. Richport's Ghost - October 13, 2009 11:55 AM
I'm not going to kid you, I just sprayed her like a broken water main.
26. BOOBIES! - October 13, 2009 11:59 AM
IT'S NSFW NOW! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!
27. Mika Massacre - October 13, 2009 12:14 PM
there we go look at those pots and pans boobies!!!
28. Sickitten - October 13, 2009 12:21 PM
18, I just threw up in my mouth comment is done. Perez Hilton stopped using it.
I thought only women hating queers like Dlisted cared about this butterface.
29. http://www.thefamousphere.com - October 13, 2009 12:30 PM
airbrush much?
30. Kelly - October 13, 2009 12:42 PM
If you want to see some hilarity go to the preview site, there's a clip of the tape, it's the most staged thing I've ever seen. The dumb broad could have atleast made it look somewhat homemade.She essentially looks like a cyborg with fake tits moaning in the direction of a camera.
31. someguy - October 13, 2009 12:49 PM
Can someone please tell me, like the stupid 13 year old that I am, how to get to the NSFW stuff? All I get is an enlarged picture of this skank's pink bikini clad funbags.
32. hiptoss - October 13, 2009 12:52 PM
Here's the preview site with some video.
http://shaunasandexposed.com/comingsoon/index.php
33. hiptoss - October 13, 2009 12:52 PM
Here's the preview site with some video.
http://shaunasandexposed.com/comingsoon/index.php
34. hiptoss - October 13, 2009 12:52 PM
Here's the preview site with some NSFW video:
http://shaunasandexposed.com/comingsoon/index.php
35. hiptoss - October 13, 2009 12:55 PM
Sorry for the triple post. Impatience got the best of me.
36. sss - October 13, 2009 12:57 PM
if you click on the picture it shows her without the bikini top cause it was just photoshopped on im guessing.. not sure why it isnt working for everyone else?
37. Salsa - October 13, 2009 12:59 PM
Of course, this is the ideal carreer move for her. Looking forward to that video :-)
38. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 13, 2009 1:25 PM
I need to get a bootleg or download it for free. Nothing like free wankings.
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40. Hugh Gentry - October 13, 2009 1:45 PM
some of you guys are fucking morons....the full size version shows her topless. Just click on the small pic until you see it you fucking retards.
41. Mac - October 13, 2009 2:06 PM
28....
Have never and will never visit that fat losers website nor do I care what he has to say. He is everything that is wrong with society. A stupid person that actually has followers. Worse than a cult.
42. Creed - October 13, 2009 2:49 PM
Two things:
1. Fish's comment that she "died five years ago but walks among us searching for more collagen was hysterical!" That was FUNNY!
2. It's very strange, but this bitch is actually educated. Look her up on Wiki. She actually graduated from college. Like, whoa! I'm sure she didn't want to be known as the "smart girl".
43. Hugh Gentry - October 13, 2009 3:41 PM
#22....you have to be the biggest fucking inbred retard moron on the earth. I hope you found the NSFW picture by now. I'm surprised you know how to use a computer.
44. damo - October 13, 2009 3:54 PM
You can download trailer from here http://paparazziforum.org/portal.php
45. paparazzi - October 13, 2009 3:56 PM
You can see trailer on Paparazziforum
46. The Duderino - October 13, 2009 4:20 PM
PHOTOSHOP > REALITY
47. jordan - October 13, 2009 5:05 PM
Full version of Shauna Sand's Sex Tape
http://new-sex-tape.blogspot.com
48. Guest - October 13, 2009 5:16 PM
does anybody actually think she is attractive?
49. Farty McFartface - October 13, 2009 7:21 PM
This is sad. She's got three kids (the oldest is 12) and she has a sex tape now. Kids are gonna need years of therapy.
50. angela - October 13, 2009 7:22 PM
I'm sorry - I'm not one of those chicks that thinks - ewwww porn. It's just that I just saw the preview and this is the least erotic thing I've ever seen.
First of all this chick's face is so unattractive it's like watching a circus freak - and that just doesn't make me horny.
Second - is it just me or does this chick look like she's incredibly boring in bed?
Third - why is she pouring sour cream on her self - or what the hell is that?
51. 7L - October 13, 2009 7:26 PM
fucking YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
52. She's a little sex toy - October 13, 2009 8:57 PM
Are you gonna post the video on this site?!?!?
53. Mr Fleshlight - October 13, 2009 8:58 PM
Nice cans...
54. Cheezbox - October 14, 2009 12:50 AM
why are you posting this garbage?
55. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee - October 14, 2009 1:41 AM
I agree with #15 and 20.
This site sux now. Too much fame hore chicks and no one is making fun of them.
Boring
56. Timoty - October 14, 2009 3:19 AM
Shauna Sand's hardcore sex tape with her boyfriend Greg Knudson
http://www.scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Shauna_Sand_Sex_Tape
57. cartouche d'encre - October 14, 2009 3:37 AM
Wow, what a sexy cover.. Shauna Sand's looking sex bomb in this cover..
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59. Darth - October 14, 2009 9:26 AM
Is this milf going to show us how it's supposed to be done?!
60. Galtacticus - October 14, 2009 9:35 AM
Till now we've seen already this cursed Baywatch nightmare,knacky ostrich,fat Armenian and so on.Can it get any worse?!
61. Rhialto - October 14, 2009 9:39 AM
She might be just in time before she turns into a wrinkled prume or raisin.
62. Nero - October 14, 2009 9:49 AM
#60
How about a bi-seksuel one legged midget with an eye patch with an easter bunny fetish?
63. Gando - October 14, 2009 9:55 AM
Like usual this is going to be just another gold digging boring video tape folks!
64. His Huge Greatness Himself - October 14, 2009 10:02 AM
@60
Why are these curiosity,half way zoo videos legal?!
65. #22 - October 14, 2009 1:55 PM
#43 you are a fucking retard, there was no fucking topless picture when this article was posted,
the superficial added it after everybody complained.
use your fucking brain you idiot, it never occurred to you that this shit got added later?
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67. wowc - October 15, 2009 4:46 AM
Shauna Sand's sextape you can find here
http://celebrity-tgp.com/624n/
68. Tommy - October 17, 2009 10:21 PM
Another publicity stunt I bet, but I finally found a site that has the full tape for free. It's pretty awesome I must say.
http://www.sexxxyness.com/shauna-sand-sextape/
69. Shauna Sand Lover - November 4, 2009 4:28 PM
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*thumbs up*
70. ShaunaSandVid.com - November 4, 2009 4:49 PM
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71. surfsoup - November 4, 2009 5:48 PM
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72. ShaunaSandVid.com - November 7, 2009 12:05 AM
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73. wowman - November 7, 2009 11:43 PM
Its amazing that vivid got the tape, she was a huge money maker for playboy.
http://www.vividceleb.net/celeb-tapes/
74. cereline - November 10, 2009 2:14 AM
Shauna Sand Sex Tape
http://celebritys-sextape.blogspot.com/2009/11/shauna-sand-sex-tape.html
75. lily - November 20, 2009 12:19 PM
honest to christ you have to admit that this woman's daughters are absolutely beautiful & even though she runs around looking like something you blow up, she must be a good mom. god love her. now that i'm old & ugly & useless, i understand more why women behave like this, take it all while you can.