Oct 8 2009Russell Brand, I underestimated you

is it just me or do they look the same?

That dude is sooooo freakin ugly. He has like weird Charles Manson eyes.

OK. What is so awesome about her again? Her boobies are big?

No not just you john. I know it's the uncool thing, but I like them together they are both awful and yet not awful all at once.

wow, he has gotten fugly.

I smell crack!

Russell, if you're reading this, could you send us that photo, please?

How do you punch into a calender? Sounds painful, though if it was a Jonas Brothers 2009 calender I would understand....

He looks so dirty.

#1
LOFUCKINL!!!
They actually do!

Shrug, these pictures means nothing to me. I'm still convinced he's 100% gay.

two thoughts:

1) Katy. Perry. Topless. Photos. -must have. who do I kill? Russell Brand? Done.

2) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STANDING BETWEEN THEM??? IT BURNS MY EYES WITH UGLY!

Also Anthony Kiedis isn't looking so good in pictures 7 and 8

Match made in heaven!

katy perry is bullshit. the only reason anyone likes her is because she has big boobs.

but her face is NASTY, just like that fucking awful dress she is wearing.

Russell Brand: Douchebag Hypnotist. Looks like someone's giving Chris Angel a run for his money...

Dude's got a way with words. That helps. And he's hilarious (most of the time).

Alanis Morisette is looking less burly than usual in the last two photos.

Quick, someone hack his cell phone

Am I the only one woman in the world that finds Russel Brand attractive? LMAO Yeah, I know he comes off as an ambiguous, arrogant, slightly homo douche. lol But he's quirky, I love his hair and intense creepy stare, accent doesn't annoy me too much, and he's funny as hell. Ever seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall or Bedtime stories? Both characters he portrayed were weird but at the same time fukin hilarious! I'm only 22 but I seriously hope I don't become one of those fag hags. I find androgynous men so sexy. LMFAOOOO@15

These guys look like Klingons. Paint the girl green, and we have a Convention here.

Okay, that middle guy is freaking me out!

Catch you with my deathbag
You may think I've gone insane
But I promise
I WILL KILL AGAIN!!!!!

he looks like a dirty pirate lol.. oh, and he does have crazy eyes.

I christen thee Mr. Pube Chest

He SCARES the bitches into loving him! Hahahahaha.

I got a copy of the poem:

"Roses are red, so is your blood...

...leak to the press that you're sending me nudie pics or I'll suck your soul out with my ninja eye freak powers! Bitch."

It's romantic.

I knew the ladies liked greasy pirates on crack! I was just 15 years ahead of my time.

The Brits have some fucked up looking celebs.

Since when did Weird Al start dressing like a sleazy Armenian Goth?

Ok kids.... HACK THAT PHONE!!!!!!!!!1

Damn..the dude is a playa..

I don't know about you, Fish, but I use a calculator, not a calendar, for my calculations.

Russel brand is hot. And the guy between them for all of you retards is John galliano, the head designer of Christian Dior. . Kinda makes sense they might be taking a photo with him. The guy's a genious!!!

... who thinks that way only because he's a celeb standup/host or whatever you want to call him. If he wasn't a celeb and he stepped up to you at a club, you would act like a snot, laugh at him, run, or all of the above.

Typical female ... wouldn't give the greasiest, jacked up mofo's the time of day -unless they have some type of celebrity & money. Then it's all about, "I don't knooooowwwww [insert giggle] there's something about him, ya know?"

Whatever.

@19 if you are American you can be fucking sure that YOUR accent will annoy him, nothing grates more than an American accent, even the best ones are nasal and whiny. YUCK>

Fish, I think you overestimated Katy Perry.

First Mila Kunis gives it up to Macaulay Culkin, then Kristen Bell gives the open legs welcome to Dax (... go away I'm batin') Shepard, Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green (he wanted to be Vanilla Ice back in the day) are still grinding, Anne Hathaway & however her last loser boyfriend was, and now Katy Perry and Russell Brand... WTF REALLY?! Let's hear it for really hot chicks with low self esteem! SERIOUSLY is it the fame or do all these guys have 10 inch vibrating cocks, and better game then fucking Don Juan & Goerge Cloony combined! Seriously though this guy looks greasy... wtf?

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old and ugly and talentless....

Russell looks off his guts

that guy in pic 7 is soo ugly.

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I never liked him much before and I fucking hate him now.

Lol what do you get when you mix up the 80's Michael Bolton with Jack Black?!

He's wearing a see through shirt? And she looks at the cameras, not him? I don't think they'll hit their golden wedding anniversary.

@43
Katy Perry?

I couldn't believe Heidi Klum with Seal as well.

Raaaandal....oh Raaaaaandallll.....

he needs to write a book

I wonder what the poem was for her to react that way. Hahaa

-meream

Yeah, she looks completely happy! Kind of... not really.

It's amazing how he gets so many women. He must have the most disease riddled cock going. If anyone knows what women see in him then please tell me cos I've got no fucking idea. He's like Jack Sparrows ugly retarded drug filled brother.

All 3 of them have a fever- and the only thing that's gonna stop it is some more cowbell !!

This has got to be one of my most favorite couples ever. I hope they stay together. They make such a cute couple. <3

@33 Damn you're a sad, cynical bastard. lol

Katy must have a self esteem rating of negative five hundred billion. She never dates anyone but losers.
No woman who doesn't absolutely despise herself would come within 6 feet of Russell Brand.

she's got a nice pin-up body but really, a mostly unattractive face that's painted into submission with makeup... look at a closeup of her face sometime, seriously..

Russell Brand gets all the chicks. What's his secret?

@33 Reguardless of the empty, shallow, superficial, goldigging, whores U seen been around, dated whatever... NOT every woman is like that. U sound like the 'typical' bitter immature douchbag thats been hurt/used one too many times and now thinks ALL women act a certain way. I jus happen to like his grungy 'bohemian' like style and like his particular sense of comedy. My bf has a similiar style and works at Shoprite.lol So no NOT every woman is interested in $$$ or status. BTW the ones that are, end up like Jocelyn WIldenstein or Jasmine Fiore. @57 I don't think Russell Brand gets "all the chicks" as U have said. There is no 'secret' and this pic with Katy is most likely a publicity stunt. He seems to be one of those guys that a woman really likes or really hates. Personally, I don't know anyone else that really likes him as much as me.lmao

A romantic Haiku by Russell Brand:

"For Katy"
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Her Boobies gorgeous

Her Music nothing but shit

I titty fucked her

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Russell Brand is a retard... not even slightly funny, and ugly too!