Oct 19 2009Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom agree on a pre-nup

yay now stop posting about her

FIRST! wooot

She was opposed to all the sasquatch and mugwamp references.

I also heard that he was not going for her 'proactive' approach for their wedded bliss: she wanted 'sex three times per week' written in there. Smartly, he opposed.

Prenup?

He is a lot smarter than he looks.

That's not a marriage...it's a contract negotiation, like she's signing up for a new TV show or something. What a gold-digging bitch. I mean if she was hot, I might be able to understand why a guy would even entertain such an absurdity. That said, evidently Chewbacca's daughter must give one helluva BJ...

YOU ARE LAMAR ODOM. SHE IS KHLOE KARDASHIAN. WAKE UP.

It's nice to see what a worthless whore's "time" is worth. Seriously, how fucked is it that a marriage contract is like signing with a pro team. Way to set a good example for young "pre-whores". Don't bother working hard and studying for a good education, simply whore yourself to some man who actually made something of himself. I mean, why earn when you can whore? Am I right or am I right? Sorry mom & sis, seems like you ALL may actually be whores.

correction - IT is Khloe Kardashian... "Khloe" just sounds like some sort of bear/large animal

Congratulations to the happy couple!

It looks like they found true love at last!

Yay!!!!!!!

Lamar- What the fuck are you doing? You are bringing this entire family of nimrods front row for every Lakers home game? Nothing good can come from that and if the Lakers choke this year I am holding you personally responsible. Why would you ever marry this chick anyways? You're no stunner but you could certainly do way better.

That's a awful lot of cash for a hump and dump.

I hope Lamar was smart enough to include a "Pulls your arms out of your sockets when she loses" annulment clause for the inevitable arm yanking that ends his career.

Randal(l)

If that's what $1000 a month gets you for beauty care...

You need to shop that around I think.

What a way to prove you are a skank. Show up in public in a n outfit that shows you are not wearing any underwear. Total trash.

What a joke.
Over under is 14 months - and I will take the UNDER.

Black men just have to get the white women. Well, if you consider it a woman and not a sasquatch.

#10 just perfectly summed up this whole shennanigan

Wny merry the Yeti when you can have the piss taking poo eating white trailer trash girl at home for free. I mean this has to be the dumbest decision ever made by a black man. I mean he was gifted with height and talent to be used to play ball for millions. Despite this ability its a shame that absent a payoff, no woman would marry you because you are butt ugly. Therefore you have to pay a trashy white girl who already likes black dick to marry you. Its like having to pay an Italian to eat pizza.

I guess Lamar must have sold the rights to the pictures of the first born to Alien Weekly for more then the entire deal. Cant make money without spending it right Lamar?

As smart as she seems, she'd be better off getting knocked up, popping out a little Lamar and would be set for life... Somewhat similar to the premise of that tv show Accidently on Purpose

I'm surprised anyone married Khloe let alone a Laker. Then the biatch has to act like money is more important than love. He obviously wasn't worried about sharing his wealth, but for a good reason was concerned about what she would try to take if they split.

This contract just proves that she has no talent or income coming in. Everything that I have read is about Lamar giving her things. Why would she need an allowance if she had money?

He should have hooked up with someone with their own coin.

She's to receive HALF A MILLION lump sump payment for every year they are married, PLUS $300,000 a year in spousal support? You gotta be fucking kidding. She better give the best head on the planet, plus give in to EVERY one of his perverted fantasies for that amount of money. No pussy is worth $300,000 per year + HALF A FUCKING MILLION for each year they're married.

Lamar, run for your life. You can get a bride from the orient who will love you for real, and you won't have to put up with her demands like this gold digging twat...

#7 - Im starting to see the attraction to Islam here. Well played.

#15 - Id like some of that action.

#18 - Awesome analogy. Really, superb. "Like paying an Italian to eat pizza". This is pure comedy gold.

#19 - My eyeballs and brain have filed suit against you for the mental image you imposed on them through your horrible narrative involving copulation and birth between the wookie and Lamar. I'll be her snatch looks like the most awesomest black forest outside of Germany. Damnit, I did it to myself..

She is a BEAST. She will need to spend every bit of the 500/K a year on beauty.

Wow....their prenup reads like a lease agreement. Odom just leased himself a white girl...NICE!

I wonder if he gets to piss on her occasionally like Ray J did to Kim.

Finally, our long national nightmare is over!

I don't understand how this is not prostitution...If a crack-ho asks for $20 to blow you she gets jailed and you get The Herps. Khloe asks for millions in exchange for what we can all hope will be amazing full body wookie rubs and everything is cool?

How is this legal and not prostitution? I am curious to hear what women think on this...the way I see it, shit like this does for women what the Gay Pride parade does for The Gays and the Puerto Rican pride parade does for those sharpie lovers...it sets em back decades.

And in the hopes that Khloe is reading this, I am gonna put it in words she can understand best:

"Aaaaaarrrrr rhhhnnn gggggrrrrr"

this is as absurd as it gets. and it sounds more like a business transaction. these two should be really embarrassed that this is all out in the open. but again, they want it that way.

who exactly does she think she is????? i am embarrassed for them both - wow.

#27 does make a good point. Their mom IS a pimp and been selling their asses for a few years now.....
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Pre-nup or not - that is HIS money. What happens if Lamar has a career-ending injury!?!?!? It is a bad deal all around. The Kardasins are cashing in on all the dumb rich people

you sad silly Americans actually give shit about this stuff?
hahaha you say you dont and "who cares?" but you taking the time to post "who cares?" lol you Americans crack me up.
more of your G.I.'s die everyday, financial system is BROKE, dollar is dropping in worth and your President is a celebrity and this is what you looking at all day.
sad. pathetic. keep pretending everythings ok go to your malls soon you are nothing

ps: she doesnt look that bad in these

@32 "ps: she doesnt look that bad in these"

See that right there automatically discounts whatever it is you said. After all, we Americans are a lot of things, but at least we are protective of the retards and just ignore them and nod...or execute them if its Alabama.

Talk about a fucking gold digger,
She has her show, and her family reality show. She own a third of the store she works in. Her dad make a killing off OJ. Lamar should said, bitch you got your own money, you're not getting any of mine.

I wonder what the hell she is putting in the table for all that pampering and wallet milking.

@16 on what planet are the KARDASHIAN's white.

@32 Go fuck yourself. Your commenting about Americans' obsessing over celebrities ON A CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE. You dumb fuck. I'm with #33 your "She dosent look that bad in these" comment discounts any of the shit you just said.

Name me one country that dosent have a mired of problems of its own.

It's nice to see that even a shaved sasquatch can find love in Obama's America..

On the one hand, it's his money. On the other, what the fuck kind of idiot would agree to this kind of thing, regardless of the people? I mean, Odom sure as hell isn't much to look at so I guess he's settling a bit but DAMN. Half a million a year PLUS more? What the fuck? This just makes no sense at all. Plus, what kind of woman would WANT to be married to someone who agrees to such a stupid contract/pre-nup? It's not like he's even a hot NBA player.... he sure as hell is no Chris Paul or Dwight Howard.

"A flat sum of about $500,000 for every year they were married, $25,000 a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care, AND courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family." If I were Lamar's lawyer, I would laugh so hard that I would piss myself. Then....just to be lawyerly....I would counter with, "How 'bout Lamar gets everything and you get this $10 gift certificate to Denny's."

two words cover Lamars' smile

Elvis Lives

And the Kardasian chick is NASTY!

Thats true love right there!

This is why they should let the players do drugs during the off season. Too much time on their hands.

you have to speak to my publicist

I wouldn't waste my nut on her if she were on fire and that's all I had to put it out..
That shit sounds too ridiculous to be true.

He got his hunny and she got finally his money.

Due to her enormous size she probably has been teased a lot in the past by her sisters.But finally she's now the most richest of them. . .

#45
What a lill competition can do!

#27: You wanted a woman's perspective and I am here to give it. Nothing in this world would make me feel cheaper than to sign a prenup. I understand signing one ONLY when it deals with land/inheritance from family (such as land that has been passed down the generations as in my situation). Even still, I did not make my husband sign a prenup (and I'm a lawyer) because...GASP...I GOT TO KNOW HIM. I know it's insane, but it is possible to date for X number of years and then marry once you know the other person. I know that no matter what happens, he will never try to take something that is inherently mine and I would never take something given to him before the marriage.

Anyway, yes, prenups are generally bad. Feels almost like a dowry or something...like you're buying cattle. I think marriage has become more of a contract than it was originally supposed to be...and why I think people trust the institution less and less.

Does this tool always have the same expression on his face? That half crooked smile shit is bugging the hell outta me.

#45 that was the gayest thing ive ever heard.

@ 22.

He fucking married a Prada-wearing Sasquatch! You really think he's smart enough to run away at this point?

You've gotta be shitting me. Those terms are insane. For the $500k a year, dude could have a veritable heirem of high class prostitutes at his disposal. None of whom I remind you would necessarily have to be there to annoy you in the morning, or in any other capacity other than why you employ them.

Simply put, rather than renting, Lamar decided to buy. Seems crazy enough wnen I read those terms, but then when I consider that what he bought was actually a some spoiled sasquach lookin bitch with no talent whatsoever....well, it just boggles the mind.

When he and Reggie Bush greet each other do they say their full names and what college they went to ?

I cannot stand his wonky smile.

Crooked face is not sexy.

I do not understand why so many people on here think she is fat and ugly.. She's clearly in good shape and she's not ugly, she's at least average and not so unattractive that she warrants being called a sasquatch. She's 5'9 so of course she looks bigger than her short sisters.

1000 wouldnt even be a down payment toward the week;y bikini wax. Khloe needs more money for the beauty care especially since it would be the most easily justifiable.

Compared to her sisters who are like 5'3" she looks huge, but she is like 5'9". It seems her mother was very much involved in this negotiation, hey they are two consenting adults and know what they are getting into. Good luck to them both. The Laker tickets for the whole family made me laugh though.

He's getting ripped off....

I cannot believe the sense of entitlement she has. They both have more than enough money. The last I heard, getting paid to maintain a house is a job called maid, not wife. Getting paid for sex is prostitution. Etc... You marry someone to enhance your life, not your bank account. She should, in reality, claim her true title as 'personal assistant w/ benefits'. O.K. I'm done :-) I just hope the guy snaps out of it before she decides a baby = big bucks...

Good thing he signed a prenup, but 500k per year and then some? The guy will only make 33 million for 5 years, when that's up I don't think he'll be able to sign another contract worth that much since he'll be past his prime, he's 34 now not sure when the contract ends. Way too much spending for getting the crap Kardashian of the bunch.

Brother's paying money to sleep with the white devil......nigga please.....

Not going to write a witty comment… too busy still laughing at “for every year they are married”....

Khloe will fund the 'joint account'? How the fuch does that work? What the hell income does a street whore have after her pimp takes his cut?

Lamar: "Khloe, dear, I deposited my check and also put in my quarter million into the shared account. Did you put in your $50 for the month?"

What a moron. When the divorce happens, what if it's his decision? What did Khloe sign off on? 200 lbs. of wookie fur?

She shouldn't get anything because it not hers to begin with!! Prenup should be protecting all that is his! She works and has a job!

$1,000 a year on beauty upkeep is NOTHING! That can't even cover hair maintenance, let alone waxing, nails, skin care, and in a few years, Botox.

She got ripped off on that one.

Wait.

So she gets over $72,000 per month... just for being married? What the fuck kind of "marriage" is that?

Pretty sure you can arrange weekly orgies on a rocket ship on that kind of budget... just sayin'.

Exhibit 45,315,545 that all women are money grubbing whores. What a nice lesson for all the little pre-whores out there... no need to study/work hard, just fuck a man who has & you become entitled to his shit.... whores.

What else do you people expect? This is normal. Most people from the land of fruits and nuts are just that. Fruits and nuts. A marriage is not about life long commitment or love there. It's about publicity for attention whores. 2-5 years is probably the average life span of marriage of these so called "celebs" people like to worship. The world's concentration of flakes are in California.

his shit.... whores.

What a whore! That's it...she's paid for...a whore.

lol...i actually like them as a couple