Oct 12 2009Christina Hendricks is an ample bride

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FIRST BITCHES

The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!!!

is he the THESE SCHNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SCHNOZZBERRIES guy? seriously?

SUPERFISH is posting FIRST himself now because this site is dead.

You ARE freaking out. Man.

Diggity-DAMN! THAT's what a woman looks like.

And yes, I believe she did marry the "Schnozzberries" guy from "Super Troopers" Lucky bastard.

geoffrey and christina were dating for almost two years when they got engaged in december 2008. suck on that, people.

va Va VOOM!!!

Why do so many girls get fake tits? Someday she'll be a krinkly old grand lady with a plastic rack still as shiny new as the day she bought them. Do you suppose babies breast fed off plastic tits have a higher probability of starving to death?

what is up with her bridesmaid dress? it has nipple accents on it. classy

what is up with her bridesmaid dress? it has nipple accents on it. classy

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in the third and tenth photo she looks like a huge-breasted leighton meester (no pun intended)!

They're not fake. They're real and they're spectacular.

HOLY SHIT. one of the hottest women on the planet married the guy who says "I'm freakin out, man!" on Super Troopers!???? what. the. fuck?

he must be hung like a rodeo clown.

Real breasts? Look you basement dwellers, real breasts aren't perfectly rounded at the top like these are. The guy is a schlub. Lucky any woman would date, let alone marry him.

Did she also get a hip-job? An ass-job?

@ Kick.

No, you are not first. Obviously Geoffrey Arend is first.

Those are her natural boobs. That is not, however, her natural hair color. She's really a blonde.

#17: they are when they're shqueezed into a corset, for the record.

But I tells ya, she's a hotty but her face in that last pic almost annihilates every time I've looked at her assets and drooled inside...

@ 17. She's got them pushed up, of course they're going to look like that. They are her REAL breasts. Christina's a size 12. She's a big girl with big breasts.

Those are not very flattering pictures of her. She looks pretty plastic in the first with her dad.

But, seriously, dem is some big ass titties!

She's beautiful. There's no way around that.

Haha When the f*$k did we get icecream!!!!!!

Hahah #17, my virgin alarm is sounding.

Wait, i cant seem to find her husband, is that old fugly fart? OMG Christina, wake the fuck up, you so got hexed or something

#14, omg you are so right! damn best pics evar!

She is sooooooooooooo sexy way too hot to be a bride

"17. Average at best, fake rack - October 12, 2009 3:55 PM

Real breasts? Look you basement dwellers, real breasts aren't perfectly rounded at the top like these are. The guy is a schlub. Lucky any woman would date, let alone marry him."

Idiot. A)They're real.....the fact you cant seem to accept that shows how little *your* pathetic ass gets out of the basement (although I'm sure you've popped in and out of the closet a few times) And that 'schlub' apparently pulls far more ass in a week than you will in your pathetic life. Jealous much? We know, we know- you're Adonis reincarnate......give or take a fat ass and a nub for a penis.

Several board certified surgeons have commented this woman has undergone breast enhancement. I'm in agreement with #17, fake rack.

#30, are you this womans father? That basement comment seems to have touched a nerve in you. Maybe YOU should get out more.

She's pretty. He's hideous. I have no idea who these people are. Why do hot chicks always feel compelled to "marry down"? You're hot. Date someone at your own hotness level.

Flipper Boy, HAH!

WHO and WHO got married now?

@ 19, if you think Geoffrey was actually first to tap that, you're sadly mistaken.

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This woman is butt fuking ugly. if it wasn't for her huge tits she would be a nobody.

Wasn't she married to Malcom Reynolds?

She was married to the Captain, it didn't last.

I have a big natural rack myself, I'm a 36 DD - and they don't look spherical, even in a corset. They look plump and round, but you don't have that kind of separation in between and also between the collar bone and the breast. It's a boob job, and a pretty good one that's proportionate with the rest of her. She's really beautiful, too!

My god, who did her makeup? In half of the picts she looks like she is a mannequin in Madame Tussauds wax museum.

Big puppies but they don't look right on her,, think the dress isn't helping very much.

#41, Dude, you're not even a chick. If you were, you'd know that not all breasts behave the same way, clothed or unclothed.

I vote for real for the simple reason that, based on interviews I've seen her in and her actual talent for acting, she's too smart to, if she were to go the fake breasts route, overdo it. Which, if those were fake, they'd be. Overdone, that is.

He's so ugly... :(
What a shame. I love her.
**And comments about her boobs. They looks pretty real to me.

she really does look stunning with her milky complexion and red hair, she makes a lovely bride

She is really pretty. A nice smile and eyes. Probably a nice person. Hope they are happy. Stunning in her dress on this special occasion.

For the record, anyone who thinks Christina Hendricks had a boob job is an idiot; she's been built like that since she was a gothy teen here in Fairfax.

I always thought her breasts were natural but now I'm not convinced. Just did a little test at home on my 32E's (I'm sure Mr Fish would love to be the test controller) and I can't get them looking rounded at the top like that. I've tried to push them up as high as possible but they still don't look like that round - if anything they start to fold back onto my chest (not attractive but true).

Personally I think they look silly anyway, I mean this is her wedding day - why does she want to look so cheap?!

Never mind, still love her, she's a great actress and they are a damn good job but they are just that - a boob job.

This is quite a voluptuous redhead.

Boob job or not,they are very much in line with her hips.

I would have sex with her forever

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I am 36DD and my boobs do exactly that in corsets. Look some people just have glorious breasts that are perfectly round. This lady is one of them. As much as everyone loves them, and all the small breasted women want to have them, having boobs this big are difficult in finding button up shirts that don't pop in front, and they do cause back pain, and you have to wear a bra all the time for support, and jogging is a little hard... there are downsides to being so ridiculously sexy. So, you just don't wear a lot of button downs. V neck sweaters are where it's at.

I wonder if the groom blacked out after the kiss.

Uhhhhnnn...yes...that's it....just like that...ohhhhgod...yessssss

What can you do? Guys don't see chicks like this very often anymore - so they hardly can tell whose real and who is not.

Hendricks' body was the vision of female beauty in old Hollywood. Rent an old movie sometime. Or anything with Elizabeth Taylor or Marilyn Monroe. Now that was a vision of female perfection...

Let's be honest - he married her tits.

Her tits are real. I got a big pair myself and when you hike those babies up they can sometimes look a little fake. Everyone asks me if I've had implants, I just invest in some good push up bras. Also, texture between boobs can be very different, some are really squishy and won't look rounded no matter what you do to them, some a firmer and will sit nice and high.

Anyway. The things I'd lick out of that woman's ass...

Those are real. In the first picture, you can see the way the breast fat connects to the armpit to form that crease line. This only happens to girls with real breasts. Fake breasts are sacks and do not form connective tissue with other parts of the body.

She has a excellent body, but an average face.

@43 - I have implants, and I chose a pretty large size with my surgeon, because I'm not that tall, and I have wide hips. A woman's choice of getting a boob-job and choosing larger implants isn't a reflection of her intelligence or lack of it. It's really her personal choice. If you go in to get your tits done, might as well get them done to look the way you want them to look. I'm pretty sure Christina's aren't real, based on older pics and also comments I've read by plastic surgeons. It doesn't make her any less gorgeous or intelligent if she opted for big implants. She's just such a refreshing change to the vapid and pointless whores normally featured on this site. Christina rocks.

Haha, the fact people are debating about here breast means they are 100% real. Ask yourself, who has had a boob job, that size, and it not be 1005 obvious after looking at them for two seconds?

Answers on a postcard please.

Oh and go and look for some pics of Kitten Natividad. Big HUGE perfectly round tits. It is possible.

@60

Are you kidding me? Her face is perfect! Who exactly has a better face than her?? Pic 11 is so beautiful that I can't stand it, and I'm an 1000% straight girl.

And by the way, I'm just a lowly 34D, but they're round and perky and have space in between. Fake ones have to be modeled after something... Her's are real.

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Geez, we seem to have a lot of voluptuous women commenting here! #53 Do you have a boyfriend? Don't worry, I'm better looking than Geoffrey Arend.

I love the dress she chose. It's elegant and beautiful without all of that beading crap. I like the lace.

@63 Bob:

Kitten Natividad had massive fake boobs. She had to have a double mastectomy after it turned out they were industrial grade silicone. Sorry to burst your bubble (and she certainly burst hers)

@63 Bob

Sorry to burst your bubble but Kitten Natividad's boobs are notoriously fake. So fake she had to have a double mastectomy after it turned out her tits were made of industrial grade silicone and she developed breast cancer as a result.