Oct 18 2009Britney Spears in a bikini
Here's Britney Spears in Mexico Sunday with her agent/guy who enjoys a crazy fuck Jason Trawick, and these pics got me thinking about something: Touching myself then crying afterward. If bras are Britney Spears' mortal enemy, how the hell does she manage to wear a bikini top? I'm serious, it's practically a miracle she hasn't Hulk'd out and started attacking innocent bystanders with her bare breasts. "This bra is supporting my tits. You won't like me when I'm supported..."

Reader Comments
1. I would - October 19, 2009 12:10 AM
Have sex with her.
2. YEAH BOI - October 19, 2009 12:14 AM
first
3. xoxo - October 19, 2009 12:14 AM
Is she pregnant?
4. Triangle Man Branches Out Into The Superficial, FTW! - October 19, 2009 12:27 AM
EW
EW
EW
EW
EW
I have suddenly lost my eyesight.
5. Triangle Man Branches Out Into The Superficial, FTW! - October 19, 2009 12:27 AM
EW
EW
EW
EW
EW
I have suddenly lost my eyesight.
6. Anna - October 19, 2009 12:33 AM
Wow, she has absolutely no cellulite. That's crazy-cool.
7. Dave Mustaine - October 19, 2009 12:36 AM
Whats she doing with Billy Bob Thorton?
8. swiss - October 19, 2009 12:37 AM
Britney still has it going on.
blinds and shades
9. lunchbox - October 19, 2009 12:54 AM
who's that guy she's with?
10. Jones - October 19, 2009 1:01 AM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I wanna bite that ass.
11. Amber - October 19, 2009 1:03 AM
She looks like she could be pregnant, especialy in picture #10. She could just be happy though, when girls get comfortable they usually gain 5 - 10 pounds. She looks good, so there's no need to criticize her. Although I do miss "I'm a slave for you" and "Don't let me be the last to know" Britney.
12. MyHoliday - October 19, 2009 1:16 AM
Is Mexico a place for those psychologically abused by the law? America is soooo... BIG, there's is no other place to hide from extorters even if you flew all the way out to Dubai! They can still get you till you laid in the coffin. Imagine from 750M reduced to 500M debts just within 5yrs, just using molestation charge? Imagine holding your own kids as hostage to demand continuous ransom from your rich ex, with torts as mentally sick as his client!
13. Surrealcirce - October 19, 2009 2:00 AM
This is such an ugly girl; she looks dirty and grimy even when clean. And no, I wouldn't say she was pregnant. That is a bloated, gassy stomach, as in she's been constipated all week and has just scarfed down two bean burritos.
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15. Nameless - October 19, 2009 2:13 AM
LOL@ Billy Bob Thorton!
She doesn't look bad but she is standing in the shade. I like the fact that she hadn't realized she was being photographed and wasn't sucking in her stomach like she normally does.
16. abbz - October 19, 2009 2:31 AM
yeah you never get the pre-pregnancy body back so I hear.
17. me09 - October 19, 2009 2:31 AM
I LOVE BRITNEY ..ALWAYS HAVE ..ALWAYS WILL...NO MATTER WHAT !!!! I LOVE U BRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18. me09 - October 19, 2009 2:31 AM
I LOVE BRITNEY ..ALWAYS HAVE ..ALWAYS WILL...NO MATTER WHAT !!!! I LOVE U BRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. retards - October 19, 2009 2:45 AM
I'm so intensely curious about the origins of these comments. I would assume that for a celebrity gossip site the majority of commenters would be female, but since it is so glaringly obvious that at least half the people who share their genius with everyone else haven't seen women's bodies since maybe an awkward encounter at summer camp, the bikini shots must draw in a ton of men. Nice lives.
20. paranormal activity - October 19, 2009 3:18 AM
look this has no relevance but im so pissed that im posting it everywhere..
do not see paranormal activity it was the worst piece of shit ive ever seen.
i'm going so far to say that it is in the top 10 worst movies of all time.
mr. wood would have walked out on this one..
please please please steal this movie and dont give them any money.
21. Surrealcirce - October 19, 2009 3:23 AM
19: why would anyone be "so intensely curious about the origins of these comments"? Anyway, you're right about the lives - I can't believe I bothered writing comments this weekend, let alone responding to one. I can't wait until I feel better and get back to my nice life.
22. slutney sucks donkey schlongs - October 19, 2009 3:30 AM
Oh slutney...
When will you ever learn? You've had 2 cheetolings; your tits are dried up & floppy, your ass is saggy, you have tree trunks for legs and a thick body. You're not the 17 year old hot "never been fucked" cocktease anymore; you're a mid 20's has been pop singer. Time to start dressing accordingly...
23. nicefrenchgurl - October 19, 2009 3:39 AM
pic 1: am i the only one to be reminded of the MADNESS album?
24. kirsten - October 19, 2009 5:13 AM
i don't know why everyone finds anorexic looking women attractive. girls got some meat on her- good for her. she looks good as she is.
25. Porn Tubes! - October 19, 2009 6:09 AM
Those sunglasses make good jizz shields for her eyes.
26. O'Roughly factor - October 19, 2009 6:20 AM
Im a little hesitant to say how presentable she look, to find out in the next pics posted shell look like Ron Jeremy in a dress...
27. holla back - October 19, 2009 7:16 AM
Hey, I'd think I was pretty hot to, if I could get millions of Dumb Fucks (around the world) to spend money to watch me lip sync.
28. gueibor - October 19, 2009 8:02 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'd still hit it.
29. limpdick - October 19, 2009 8:05 AM
I like Britney in bikini. But without bikini she is even more sexy.
New Britney's nude photos - http://www.nudebritney.org
30. Bert - October 19, 2009 8:33 AM
Girl has a weight problem to go with her mental problem.
31. loverkater - October 19, 2009 8:45 AM
I found a great dating site________ R i c h K i s s i n g. C O M ________. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties. what's the most important is that you don't have to be a millionaire, but you can meet one. Charlie Sheen found his true love on that site in 2007.
32. loverkater - October 19, 2009 8:45 AM
I found a great dating site________ R i c h K i s s i n g. C O M ________. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties. what's the most important is that you don't have to be a millionaire, but you can meet one. Charlie Sheen found his true love on that site in 2007.
33. lizzy - October 19, 2009 9:20 AM
she does NOT look pregnant at all, she looks fantastic! why does everyone think people's stomachs need to be flat at all times? does your tummy not stick out a LITTLE bit? or how about after you eat? jesus christ. she looks totally hot, and her ass is still top quality.
34. Anon - October 19, 2009 10:15 AM
Ah the britards are out.
35. shemp - October 19, 2009 10:48 AM
by most accounts she seems to be a trashy slut, but i really don't think one can argue her attractiveness: she's got a GREAT body...
36. Lobster - October 19, 2009 11:24 AM
It doesn't even matter now how she looks...
37. brittnayy - October 19, 2009 11:28 AM
Hey ya'all does this beekinee make mah titees look small ya'all? Hey lookee ah think mah arms is bigger than may fellars arms.
38. brittnayy - October 19, 2009 11:28 AM
Hey ya'all does this beekinee make mah titees look small ya'all? Hey lookee ah think mah arms is bigger than mah fellars arms.
39. Jesse - October 19, 2009 11:34 AM
"22. slutney sucks donkey schlongs - October 19, 2009 3:30 AM
Oh slutney...
When will you ever learn? You've had 2 cheetolings; your tits are dried up & floppy, your ass is saggy, you have tree trunks for legs and a thick body. You're not the 17 year old hot "never been fucked" cocktease anymore; you're a mid 20's has been pop singer. Time to start dressing accordingly...
"
First off - you arent funny- not even remotely fucking funny.....actually, Slutney may be the dumbest 'nickname' I've ever heard, at least next to yours. Your 'humor' is far from it, and even if Britney doesnt have a bangin body anymore, it doesnt make what you said entertaining. You say some dumb shit like that and expect it to come across as even mildly funny? Slutney? What're you, in grade school?
And I've got news for you, moron, whether shes got tree trunks for legs and is nasty as fuck or not, as you so eloquently put it, fact of the matter is you'll never, ever, get anything close to as attractive as she is. So while you're sitting in your basement watching 'Silence of the Lambs' looped and shopping online for a bucket and some lotion, keep that in mind. Short of knocking some poor chick out and locking her up down there with you, you aint gettin no ass. So rather than try your hand(and fail miserably) at insults maybe you should read up on how to act like a human fucking being .
Seriously, I'm more in awe that you'd think what you said is clever or witty or funny. I mean, you'll say thats not what you were shooting for but its painfully obvious you wanted someone to say HAHAHAHA @ #22 YOURE SO FUNNY ROFLCOPTER!!1!!1!'
When someone posts something on here thats funny, even if its brutal, they get props. When someone acts a fool well, they're called on that too.
Have a nice day. Oh, and fuck off.
40. not britney - October 19, 2009 11:44 AM
oh hey britney, i didn't know you read this blog too!
41. Hottie Lover - October 19, 2009 12:00 PM
Love that ass in #5
42. Stephan - October 19, 2009 12:20 PM
"41. Hottie Lover - October 19, 2009 12:00 PM
Love that ass in #5
"
Was just thinking the same thing.
Nom nom nom.
43. manly - October 19, 2009 12:25 PM
I love how people call Kim Karadshian fat. Yet this mannish, stocky whore gets nothing but praise. Britney has a mans body. Butch bitch.
44. noass - October 19, 2009 12:31 PM
She has no ass at all. No curves. She's big in all the wrong places. I know regular women with 4 kids who look better than her. The only people who think she looks good are her fans.
45. woof - October 19, 2009 2:50 PM
woof
46. Rhialto - October 19, 2009 2:58 PM
Although covered with a delicate layer of fine fat.The feminine shape is underneath definitely there.
47. Darth - October 19, 2009 3:06 PM
Looks like she's slowly transforming into a kangaroo.
48. Gando - October 19, 2009 3:11 PM
Her agent/BF looks pretty fit though.
49. Dawood - October 19, 2009 3:11 PM
Even Madonna admires Britney Spears: "I love Britney. I want to do nothing but support her and praise her. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I slept in them, as well. It was like I felt it would bring me luck." Here I've tried to collect all notable tributes paid to Britney Spears by peers:
http://www.tributespaid.com/category/b/britney-spears
50. LordAtama - October 19, 2009 3:22 PM
She's a MILF now, but just that, a hot random person. Not really celeb material.
51. She's a joke - October 19, 2009 6:51 PM
#39, pull your panties out of your ass crack, put down the KFC bucket of chicken & listen up. This is a celebrity rank out website. If you can't deal with what people say, then don't venture out onto the internet. Stay in your trailer park singlewide, keep the curtains drawn, put on earmuffs & hold your breath for things to change.
Shitney is a total joke. Her "music" is laughable at best, and she dances like a spastic child. She's such a mental retard that she has admitted in open court that she's incapable of doing things you & I take for granted, like balancing her checkbook, taking out the trash & wiping her ass. She's mentally unbalanced & will always remain so. As far as I'm concerned, she should be ripped on; it's what attention whores like her deserve.
52. Penny Packer - October 19, 2009 7:31 PM
I don't know how anyone can call Britney fat or ugly, she looks smokin, anyone who says she doesn't , I guarantee you couldn't get a girl half as hot as Britney.
So don't hate just appreciate.
53. Penny Packer - October 19, 2009 7:32 PM
I don't know how anyone can call Britney fat or ugly, she looks smokin, anyone who says she doesn't , I guarantee you couldn't get a girl half as hot as Britney.
So don't hate just appreciate.
54. Hefe - October 19, 2009 7:56 PM
I think she looks pretty good here but with all that money why can't she clear up that complexion??
55. Staub - October 19, 2009 8:20 PM
I honestly cannot find one attractive feature on Britney.
The tree trunk legs, bad hair, spotty skin, thick neck, boobs pointing both downward and to the sides, the pot belly. Top that all off with being dumber than a lump and you have the ultimate ugly chick.
56. yowillie - October 19, 2009 9:06 PM
LOve to bite her bottom.
57. ilovebrit - October 19, 2009 10:30 PM
i think what is REALLY the issue here is that britney has moved passed the self-obsessed little girl stage and has more to worry about than looking perfect 24/7 ... . she has had lots of issues in the past and sooooo what ,it is HER LIFE after all. we all go through stages in life and i think its good that she is actually being a mom now and making money on tour ....i love britney and support her 100%. would you guys all be happier if she was still all crazy shaving her head and shit ? she has obviously learned from her MISTAKES and has moved on and grown up because of it ...all that matters is her kids so if you dont like it then you can stop looking at her pics anytime !!!! love you britney
58. ilovebrit - October 19, 2009 10:30 PM
i think what is REALLY the issue here is that britney has moved passed the self-obsessed little girl stage and has more to worry about than looking perfect 24/7 ... . she has had lots of issues in the past and sooooo what ,it is HER LIFE after all. we all go through stages in life and i think its good that she is actually being a mom now and making money on tour ....i love britney and support her 100%. would you guys all be happier if she was still all crazy shaving her head and shit ? she has obviously learned from her MISTAKES and has moved on and grown up because of it ...all that matters is her kids so if you dont like it then you can stop looking at her pics anytime !!!! love you britney
59. laptop memory - October 20, 2009 12:23 AM
WOW she’s is really hot ! i mean she kept the line ! ! congrat’s brit’ ! ! you are back ! Loving her newly improved body.....
60. Patrick Bateman - October 20, 2009 5:55 AM
.... that's an awful lot 'o' god dam stank. Hope they hit the pool with double chlorine after her filthy ass got out.
61. Patrick Bateman - October 20, 2009 5:57 AM
... that's an awful lot 'o' god dam stank right there Brit. Hope they hit the pool with double chlorine after she got out.
62. lilu - October 20, 2009 10:08 AM
Since when is your gut hanging out farther than your tits considered sexy? Is this 15th Century Florence? If she's not pregnant, her stomach should not be rounding corners before her boobies.
63. Superbiggerevil - October 20, 2009 11:01 AM
You dumb fucking Britards make me laugh you're so pathetic. You'll practically soil yourselves over this no-talent hillbilly with bad skin and cockbreath.
64. rhubarbular - October 20, 2009 11:54 AM
britney is so pretty and beautifullll.... @u@ she should probably just marry me :D
65. Dance_across_water - October 20, 2009 2:31 PM
Britney is amazingly sexy.
66. Rex - October 20, 2009 9:54 PM
I still want to bang this dumb whore, just because at one point she was consider one of the hottest chick in the world. Having sex with me would be a all time low. Man I have great self esteem.
67. Billy - October 20, 2009 11:23 PM
AHHHHHH!!! DX LOOK AT THE FIRST PICTURE! Crotch area..? PUBISSSS HAIR!
68. acai berry - October 21, 2009 1:52 AM
She is looking so fatty in bikini.. She has got nice figure but her belly is looking like pregnant woman.
69. Tiffany Earrings - October 21, 2009 2:59 AM
PUBISSSS
70. angela - October 21, 2009 11:33 PM
that is not pubic hair you dumb fucking hill-billy, it's a tattoo.
71. Sonya - October 22, 2009 9:19 AM
I was hoping to never hear about her again. Why do you do this to me?
72. Stretch Marks - October 23, 2009 3:10 AM
Britney is still hot..Y are u guys getting angry and putting dese stupid comments here..I know You people are jealous of Britney..
73. bluehost - October 24, 2009 12:48 PM
Who cares?
74. China mobile Phone - October 26, 2009 1:22 AM
Wow,
75. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:38 AM
not bad
76. Ragin heterosexual - November 12, 2009 9:50 AM
If you can't look at Britney Spears naked or in a bikini then you - are a HOMO. And yes, there is something mentally wrong with men who get off looking at a hairy ass and balls and not an ass like Britney's
77. How to tell if people are lying - November 22, 2009 2:47 PM
No matter what shes been through, she is still hot.
78. HitAndWatch - December 3, 2009 4:51 AM
Hot