Oct 5 2009Ashlee Simpson's Vegas Pool Party

she used to have tits right?

There is no reason that she or her sister should be getting work. Go forth and Die, talentless hag.

Ha Ha - Jessica's wearing a fat girl cover up in all those pictures...

She's on a serious decline. No wonder Romo dumped here - a QB needs a girlfriend in good shape, not a fatty.

Great, sub-celebs are turning Fedora's into the ugly trend of trucker hats...good i got rid of mine...

if Jessica Simpson never had tits, would she be the most worthless human?

The Rough report - It's been a retarded trend for years now... Britney Dumbfuck was sporting those back when people still wanted to stick it in her.

I think Jessica looks good.

I think Jessica looks better than she was before, but Ashlee is at her best right now making Jessica look like total poop

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Actually both looks good...but i'm better :P

I got something I can shove into that open mouth of hers.

Jessica is wearing a big girdle swimsuit bottom so her belly fat won't plop out. Gross

Nice mouth agape "I'm surprised" dumbass pose. I fucking hate ASSHOLE simpson; she's a no-talent dumbass & doesn't deserve ANY work. Fuck her and her fagboy husband.

Wait, Jessica Simpson is fat? Wow, that's pretty low. She has a gorgeous shape, and you people are really sounding ignorant.

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"....her increasingly thinner little sister who can actually find acting work"

ánd a man, ánd a baby.

Poor old Jess. Life's a bitch.

Fedora = Douche...period.

who's that midget standing next to ashlee? Oh, that's pete. He is wee.

"Jessica Simpson is fat? Wow, that's pretty low. She has a gorgeous shape"

Georgeous shape if you are a football coach looking for a Middle Linebacker.

Jeezus - look at the size of Jessica's bikini bottom. It's like a circus tent of spandex. And the mumu she wearing to hide it all?

The shame of fatness. Why doesn't she just lose weight, instead of the depserate measures to hide the obesity?

Yowzah! She is one stunningly hot MILF! Glad to see her doing well with Melrose Place redux.

Isn't he supposed to be on a leash?

you guys are fucking nuts if you think jessica is fat. and you think ashlee looks good? look at pic #8, too skinny when your ass bones stick out more than your ass. jessica>ashlee. and talking about jessicas bikini thing, she obv wore it on purpose because he cover thing is see through. i dont know what that thing ashlee is wearing is called but it looks like total shit.

what a worthless wench. There is never an excuse for lip synching on alive TV show.

Jess looks like every other fat girl at the pool trying to hide the rolls of flab. Sorry, sis, the tarp you throw over your shoulders may hide the details of the muffin top and gut, but it makes your shadow even wider.

I would NOT want to stand next to Ashlee if I was Jessica.

Jessica is a decent weight (she is NOT fat, by any means), but Ashlee's skinniness just emphasizes her curves.

jessica is absolutely fucking gorgeous.

ashlee is still doing that lurching hunch back creepy shit. i wish more people called attention to it. there was some clip too out there of her walking like a misshapen lizard.

Holy ... Ashlee is getting as bad as Paris Hilton with these dumb-assed, vapid poses ... since she's had all that surgery to cure her ugly face, she really thinks she's something. By the way, I had never heard Jessica Simpson sing before ... so I checked out YouTube to see what she sounded like. She cannot sing ... at all. Not sure what Tony Romo saw in her over Carrie Underwood. Whatever.

Gross family.
Hilarious Wentz is wearing a Zoggs shirt - nice try dude. Like you have EVER seen the sun or a surfboard. Go back to your douchey bright blue shoes, pal.

Stunning! These two need a Playboy spread. The two Simpson girls would make a killing posing together. With Ashlee's long sexy legs and Jessica's soft voluptuous breasts, they'd need a two page spread.

Beautiful as always ladies!

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ashlee simpson is talentless

One sister is fat pig with a man chin and a pea sized brain, and the other looks like Olive Oyl and is married to a dweeb.

The younger sister has some nice legs to travel up, however.

Is that even Ashlee Simpson? Every time I see that bitch she looks different. It could be some Australian Aborigine standing there wearing a space suit and you could tell me it was Ashlee Simpson.
Whatever, Ashlee. You will still always be this douchebaggy Willem Dafoe-chinned beaknosed gawkier verson of a preteen pop-punk Brooke Hogan in my brain.

I'd pick Jessica over Ashlee any time.

she's what my English grandmum would have called a "tart"

@34..woman who wear less clothes then that in the uk get called a 'tart' or a 'slapper'.

I'm not a fan of this red/orange hair that Ashlee has been sporting. She looks much better as a blonde. And...WTF? Swimming on Saturday? It was like a high of 73 on Saturday here in Vegas. Hope that water was heated and there were heat lamps all over...lol

Wait....didn't she have a kid? How lovely that the kid's mother is dressed as a hooker.

jessica looks stunning!! she's showing skin but still looks classy. It was ashley's party anyways... she shouldnt try to outdo her sister!!

They have two different body types, jessica's is very muscular naturally and ashlee's is very thin - they both look gorgeous as is!

jessica looks stunning!! she's showing skin but still looks classy. It was ashley's party anyways... she shouldnt try to outdo her sister!!

They have two different body types, jessica's is very muscular naturally and ashlee's is very thin - they both look gorgeous as is!

yeah wheres her tits.
No but seriously shes way fucking hotter than jessica now

Ashlee S Ali Lohan, losers! The plain ugly loser girls from HS who shouldn't get any work, I agree. Ugh. What has this world come to? And that Pete Wentz hiding his receding hairline, ugh.

I am really not sure about that hair colour on Ashlee. I think she would look better blonder like her sister.

@ 4, it's a trilby she's wearing, not a fedora.

that main photo is exactly the same as the one for Jon Gosselin's Vegas Pool Party, only surprisingly less depressing

God, would she PLEASE shut her damn pie hole! Looks like a damn blow-up doll.

Little sis has killer legs !

Is that guy her boyfriend? He's either really, really short or he hangs out only with tall women.

Is that guy her boyfriend? He's either really, really short or he hangs out only with tall women.

Fucking Emo's. I hate Emo's.

Can someone please take her off Melrose Place? She's the only one there who can't really act.

How the fuck did these two no-talent, brain idiots manage to become famous? There are 300 million people in the US...this is the best we can do?

ashlee has nice legs

Seriously, Ashlee can (in no way) hold a candle to Jessica. Jessica is drop dead gorgeous! Ashlee is very pretty, but she's losing too much weight.

@53: You're kidding, right? Jessica is a disgusting chunky mess and looks terrible. Ashlee popped out a kid, lost the baby weight, and looks pretty damn good. Those are some hot legs. She doesn't have the huge tits like her sister but huge tits are overrated. The chicks with tight bodies are the ones that look good naked and that's what really counts. Jessica is DISGUSTING and Ashlee is actually pretty hot. Nobody in their right mind would think the reverse.

You guys. The bikini Jessica is wearing is called fashion nowadays. I don't know where you've all been living... Under a rock maybe??
And in my opinion Jessica looks better than Ashley at Ashley's party. I hate waht she's wearing with the whole hat and playsuit thing going on.

You gotta give it to her, she really does look pretty.

Mmm, cupcakes.

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Great chin Ashlee is sporting there? Is it the Bruce Willis designer model?

43, no one cares what it's called. one still looks like a douche wearing it.

this bitch better have eaten at least 4 of those cupcakes. the ribs sticking out of that outfit is terrible.

Vapid.

Since it's her Vegas birthday pool party.The audience should have thrown her in the water.

Who is the dorky guy wearing the dorky hat ?

Yikes! She looks like Phoebe Price!

Yikes! She looks like Phoebe Price!

Ashlee is curve-less and looks like a boy...what is the appeal?

I'm sorry, but Ashley is downright PLAIN and that's why she doesn't eat. Being stick thin makes her feel superior to beautiful women (Like big sis) with curves because our society worships youth and women who look like children (which is just sick IMO)

Ashley's face looks plastic-fantastic, sure, but she has no butt, no boobs and no womanly curves to speak of compared to her much sexier sister. Why does society worship stick thin girls...it's stupid.

She's beautiful. Why would she have to have huge giant tits and big fat ass to have a beautiful shape? That's only for horny men sitting behind their computer who dream about porking women up the ass. She's hot and she can rock any outfit, great legs!

Ashlee Simpson has the sexy feet. Wow!

I still can't believe how beautiful she looks after that nosejob...

Pic 9
Ashlee: "I'm with stupid."

I thought pic 8 looked fucked up. The other side of the story:
http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/ashlee-simpson-celebrates-25th-birthday/

Why does Ashlee wear such fugly clothes?

Ashlee's a loser and why can't Jessica be seen in her swimsuit w/o that strange old lady cover up?

She's Hot But......

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Ashlee looks like she's on meth or something.

YOU ARE RIDICULOUS, YOU HAVE TO DIE! I HATE YOU IDIOT, STUPID, ASSHOLE IS YOUR MOTHER _|_ go suck your mom

This is a cute picture, i cant remember ashley's former face lol.....