Ever wonder what it would look like to stare up Alessandra Ambrosio's skirt while she's drunk off her ass? SHAZAM! It's like I read your mind. Also, I saw some other shit up there and, dude, that's your cousin. Though she is kind of hot so try not to make any deaf/mutes. High five!
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Reader Comments
1. Jim - October 16, 2009 1:43 PM
First?
2. FIRST - October 16, 2009 1:44 PM
too skinny
3. Jim - October 16, 2009 1:44 PM
Second?
4. Jim - October 16, 2009 1:46 PM
Crack kills.
5. lucci - October 16, 2009 1:46 PM
she's perfect, but adriana rules the world (mine)
6. cd - October 16, 2009 1:46 PM
see looks very asian in pic 4...
7. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - October 16, 2009 1:52 PM
I would chow down on her in a NY minute.
8. Keith - October 16, 2009 1:58 PM
Look at those short douchebags hanging around her. Models gets a lot of short douchebags hanging around them, like little enuchs.
9. Courtyardpigeon - October 16, 2009 1:58 PM
She has PERFECT legs. Just perfect.
10. ali - October 16, 2009 2:00 PM
not like we havent seen her ass before you fucking idiots.
11. Hank - October 16, 2009 2:02 PM
Nice, sweet, soft meaty thighs for a such a thin girl. I approve.
12. ME09 - October 16, 2009 2:05 PM
VERY PRETTY YES.....BUT ALSO A SKANK......WHAT HAPPENED 2 CLASS AND RESPECT
13. max - October 16, 2009 2:05 PM
The girl has great legs,
but absolutely no ass.
14. fearsarewishes - October 16, 2009 2:05 PM
@8
JFC, talk about d-bags. WTF are "enuchs". Do you mean eunuchs? Don't tell me it was a typo either you dumb cunt.
Shit like this hurts my eyes. Fuck you, Keith.
15. lizzy - October 16, 2009 2:09 PM
i just met her yesterday at a signing in new york! she was absolutely perfect, even in person.
she was very sweet, and she told me she was flying to los angeles that night to do some more promo work and well, now i can see what the night entailed.
16. celebulicious - October 16, 2009 2:10 PM
Now THAT is http://www.celebulicio.us
Hard to believe she was a virgin until 26...
17. CherubSlayer - October 16, 2009 2:11 PM
I can't tell if this is an advertisement or not.
18. Richard McBeef - October 16, 2009 2:18 PM
@16 - sometimes outlandish lies are difficult to believe.
@12 - it's hard to maintain class and respect with a camera up your ass.
19. Likinit - October 16, 2009 2:30 PM
She looks too cute drunk!
20. Fashion Girl - October 16, 2009 2:31 PM
Is that dress Balmain? Anyone know what designer she's wearing?
21. To - October 16, 2009 2:32 PM
@16 Err... I think you're thinking of Adrianna Lima.
This little spinner has been smoking cigarettes & cock since she was 16.
I don't know why Mexicans try to act like they're so proper, when they're all a bunch of hot-blooded Latin hotheads. The women throw pots & have moustaches, and the men fix up low-riders & do drive-by shootings while their pants droop off their asses. What an enlightened demographic they are.
P.S. I know she's Brazilian & not Mexican. What's the difference?
22. Karmen - October 16, 2009 2:40 PM
No matter how hot the face, skinny/saggy ass' always ruin it for me.
23. marc - October 16, 2009 2:49 PM
love her legs and skin tone.
24. Jamillah - October 16, 2009 2:55 PM
At #21:
For one, Brazil and Mexico are in different continents. They also speak different languages(Spanish vs. Portuguese) and have vastly different histories, demographics, ethnic heritages & cultures.
Clearly, you're not part of an "enlightened demographic", either --instead, you are a stereotypically insular, ignorant American.
25. Jamillah - October 16, 2009 2:56 PM
At #21:
For one, Brazil and Mexico are in different continents. They also speak different languages(Spanish vs. Portuguese) and have vastly different histories, demographics, ethnic heritages & cultures.
Clearly, you're not part of an "enlightened demographic", either --instead, you are a stereotypically insular, ignorant American.
26. fearsarewishes - October 16, 2009 3:06 PM
@25
Thanks for the history lesson, however I think that what Ms. 21 was trying to tell you is that a bean by any other name is still a bean.
One cannot argue with that.
27. rekk - October 16, 2009 3:21 PM
What's the difference between Alessandro's ass and the ass of a 12-year-old boy? Bonieness by any other name is still bonieness.
One cannot argue with that.
28. Jimmy - October 16, 2009 3:23 PM
I imagine her pussy feels like warm tight silk and tastes like nectar...
29. FeararewishsisaTARD - October 16, 2009 3:26 PM
@ 21 and 26. I think what ms. 25 is saying is that an ignorant american by any other name is an ignorant american...ALA you and 21
30. FeararewishsisaTARD - October 16, 2009 3:26 PM
@ 21 and 26. I think what ms. 25 is saying is that an ignorant american by any other name is an ignorant american...ALA you and 21
31. FeararewishsisaTARD - October 16, 2009 3:27 PM
@ 21 and 26. I think what ms. 25 is saying is that an ignorant american by any other name is an ignorant american...ALA you and 21
32. Jamillah - October 16, 2009 3:29 PM
At #26:
That's what I'm trying to tell you: Are Germans and Italians the same? They're both Europeans!!!! Clearly, though, their languages, cultures, and customs are quite distinct.
Similarly, Brazilians and Mexicans are as dissimilar as the above two groups -- their cultures and ethnic backgrounds are ENTIRELY different. They speak different languages, eat different foods, and LOOK quite different. If you don't understand this, it only betrays your own ignorance.
33. JPRichardson - October 16, 2009 4:24 PM
Calling Alessandra Ambrosio a Mexican is like calling you a stupid, ignorant, drunk sctotssman. Wait...
34. kingofbeer - October 16, 2009 4:29 PM
don't get me wrong when I say this. she is hot. I'd hit it.
BUT I LIKE A BIGGER ASS!
not fat mind you.
but I want to see curves tho :)
/sandwich
35. lola - October 16, 2009 4:30 PM
Hot body and dress, but everything else is trashy. Where's the class?
36. Fashion Girl - October 16, 2009 4:33 PM
To answer my question: Yep, it's Balmain
http://www.fabsugar.com/5675972
37. Meugh - October 16, 2009 4:38 PM
This is the stuff dreams are made of.
38. Funnygrl - October 16, 2009 4:44 PM
Quick call 911....Someone stole her ass.....
39. fearsarewishes - October 16, 2009 5:06 PM
@ 29, 30 and 31
Please click the button once you impatient cunt. Your shit wasn't funny the first time. No one wants to see it three times.
Just a thought...before you get all warm and inclusive and objective you might want to look under your own bed first. That little joke about "TARD" in your name and your blanket "ignorant american" rant tells me all I need to know about your bitter prejudiced heart.
40. Jamillah - October 16, 2009 5:53 PM
Feararewishes:
Its okay for you to make prejudiced, culturally ignorant statements, but when somebody calls you a "'tard" and points out your ignorance for it , THEY'RE prejudiced?
Name calling is uncalled for either way, but "inclusive" and "objective" are not bad things -- and making culturally disparaging, factually incorrect statements can be deservingly called "ignorant".
41. Ass - October 16, 2009 6:16 PM
nice ass!
42. clown - October 16, 2009 6:58 PM
the shocker in pic 6
43. isa - October 16, 2009 7:03 PM
thats the ugliest dress ive ever seen
44. DobBole - October 16, 2009 7:23 PM
Man hands
45. DobBole - October 16, 2009 7:23 PM
Man hands
46. duh - October 16, 2009 7:25 PM
why is there an advertisment for a known scam on this page? i would have thought that this site would only allow reputable advertising. kinda sucks if you ask me.
47. fearsarewishes - October 16, 2009 7:33 PM
@ Jamilliah
Just finish making the beds and remember the garbage on your way out. Have a great weekend and say "hi" for me to your 9 kids.
48. seriously - October 16, 2009 8:27 PM
I think she left her ass in the back seat.
49. Jamillah - October 16, 2009 8:56 PM
Fearsarewishes:
The irony in your statement is too much: Here's a guy who has no idea whatsoever what my ethnicity is, purportedly insulting me by inscinuating I might be a working-class Mexican. He doesn't realize how CLASSLESS his statements racists are -- and how they further prove how much of an ignoramus he is! Hilarious --keep proving how much of an ignorant stereotype you are! THANK YOU!
For the record, I am neither Mexican nor Brazilian, and I'm a professional who holds an MBA degree.
50. Jamillah - October 16, 2009 8:59 PM
Fearsarewishes:
The irony in your statement is too much: Here's a guy who has no idea whatsoever what my ethnicity is, purportedly insulting me by insinuating I might be a working-class Mexican. He doesn't realize how CLASSLESS his racist statements are -- and how they further prove how much of an ignoramus he is! Hilarious --keep proving how much of an ignorant stereotype you are! THANK YOU!
For the record, I am neither Mexican nor Brazilian, and I'm a professional who holds an MBA degree.
51. Jamillah - October 16, 2009 9:07 PM
Just wanted to add one last thing, "fearsarewishes": You know those "beaners" you so deride? I'll bet they at least know that Brazil and Mexico are very different nations in different continents where different languages are spoken. You, on the other hand, don't. Making fun of people based on your ignorance and lack of knowledge makes you pitiful, not cool...At least get your facts straight before you try to insult somebody. Betcha didn't know Alessandra is "5'10" and of Polish, Italian, and German background. Is that your definition of a "beaner" or a "spinner"?
On to the topic at hand:
Miss Alessandra Ambrosio is beautiful, although she sadly lacks an ass.
52. Brazil VS Mexico - October 16, 2009 10:22 PM
Some tard above stated that Mexico and Brazil were not even on the same continent. Err...yes they are. It's called the continent of America you pretentious douche.
53. kindercare - October 16, 2009 11:00 PM
More precisely, Mexico is in North America and Brazil is in South America.
But you jacktards need to address the topic at hand: This is one fine, fine woman.
54. maudina - October 16, 2009 11:19 PM
@ 36
Thank you Fashiongirl, I'm from the few who actually cared about that info. She looks so skinny beside the other celebs in that pic from fabsugar. Can you find how much the dress costs now ;)?
55. Joseph - October 17, 2009 12:04 AM
FIRST!
56. Nixie - October 17, 2009 12:18 AM
Yuck! She's with skanky Rick Solomon! Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson and Shannen Doherty's sloppy seconds! Can you say STD?
57. puhleez - October 17, 2009 6:20 AM
That's hot right up until you begin to comprehend the staggering number of penises that have made that ass their home.
58. sexchill - October 17, 2009 9:40 AM
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59. Dean - October 17, 2009 10:51 AM
it's amazing how hott she is, i've downloaded a few pics of when she wasn't a supermodel, some of them even show her good stuff.. everybody has to begin doing something right? you can download the pics in this website http://www.huevu.com/filedownload22891478.html they made it difficult adding a survey thang, but it only takes a few minutes to complete anyway
60. Mr Fleshlight - October 17, 2009 11:18 AM
Shazam...what a beauty...
61. Rhialto - October 17, 2009 12:19 PM
I guess this must be some sort of suv or van since she doesn't bend much over.
62. Darth - October 17, 2009 12:27 PM
Those guys next to her looking pretty much waisted as well.
63. Uncle Paul - October 17, 2009 2:38 PM
@28 I'm right with you
64. really... - October 17, 2009 2:46 PM
she havend ass at all, but a flat ass...
65. wtf - October 17, 2009 3:11 PM
she has put on alot of weight ..her legs are huge in the first pic..she is sort a pretty but i see better when i look in the mirror everyday....i am hotter than this skank
66. wtf - October 17, 2009 3:11 PM
she has put on alot of weight ..her legs are huge in the first pic..she is sort a pretty but i see better when i look in the mirror everyday....i am hotter than this skank
67. slavic girl - October 17, 2009 3:18 PM
fearsarewishes and jamillah both need to stop. fearsarewishes is not a racist, he's only doing it for fun. please keep the United States what I hope it is - the best country in the world for ALL people
68. slavic girl - October 17, 2009 3:22 PM
as for alessandra she is a very pretty girl (not as pretty as adriana but still very cute). and she is not too skinny. her body is perfect
69. yikes - October 17, 2009 3:32 PM
saggy butt no boobs = not hot
70. yikes - October 17, 2009 3:32 PM
saggy butt no boobs = not hot
71. Turd the third - October 17, 2009 6:12 PM
I think she should have a VISA and Mastercard credit card logon on her ass, as I am sure the average john doesnt walk around with that much cash in his pocket
72. just - October 17, 2009 9:29 PM
She never had an ass to begin with. She is an incredibly beautiful woman though and everything else is delicious.
73. fer - October 17, 2009 11:54 PM
Jamilah you're stupid, Mexico And Brazil are in the same continent! ahahhahaha called America
1-america
2. africa
3. europe
4. Asia
74. fer - October 17, 2009 11:56 PM
Jamilah you're stupid, Mexico And Brazil are in the same continent! ahahhahaha called America
1-america
2. africa
3. europe
4. Asia
75. fer - October 17, 2009 11:56 PM
Jamilah you're stupid, Mexico And Brazil are in the same continent! ahahhahaha called America
1-america
2. africa
3. europe
4. Asia
76. Alinka - October 18, 2009 1:24 AM
Doesnt she have a baby? Why is she behaving like a skank??
77. sickass - October 18, 2009 6:36 AM
o yeah, her ass is disgusting. Check this pic out (barf):
http://celebrityfan.net/modules/gallery/data/media/52/alessandra_ambrosio_picture_002.jpg
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79. Poobs - October 18, 2009 8:51 PM
Hot As Balls!!!
80. Lauren - October 19, 2009 7:34 AM
We see her in Victoria's Secret ads all the time, not like we've never seen her ass (and way more) before.
81. loverkater - October 19, 2009 9:28 AM
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82. loverkater - October 19, 2009 9:31 AM
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83. January Jones - October 19, 2009 11:54 AM
Funny Pictures
84. blah - October 19, 2009 12:07 PM
looks like her ass (what littler there is of it) is actually deflated or something. looks like an old man ass. she has nice legs, though.
#65 (and the all of your stupid repeats) i am 100% certain that what you see in the mirror everyday is not anywhere near as hot as she is (and i don't really even think she is anything extra special). she is a victoria's secret model and makes millions because of her looks. you are sitting on celeb gossip website on saturday afternoon.
85. Dude - October 19, 2009 2:15 PM
I'll be damned! When I was in school there were 7 continents, not 4. Let me see; North America, South America, Asia, Africa, Europe, Australia and Italy and, of course, the two Poles.
Am I missing something here, or is some one else?
86. M - October 19, 2009 5:58 PM
Why in the world is she with Rick Solomon? C'mon girl, you are much better than that.
87. acai berry - October 21, 2009 1:56 AM
Hey alessandra 's ass is so sexy . Such a erotic picture. She is sex bomb man.!!! Really toooo cool.
88. Tiffany Necklaces - October 21, 2009 3:16 AM
but absolutely no ass.
89. *85 and the others that don't know the7 continents on earth - October 21, 2009 2:07 PM
@85..... you almost got it..perhaps you need to go back to elementary geography if you think Italy is a continent. Asia, Africa, Antarctica, Australia, Europe, North America, South America.
90. Blastoff Network - October 29, 2009 3:46 AM
i dont know who this is.. but damn!
91. Dude - October 29, 2009 3:43 PM
I don't know, mistaking one is better than thinking there's 4! I knew there were 7 and seeing that I'm almost 60 and haven't even considered this topic in, literally, about 45 years, I think I did pretty good.
You're such a smart ass, you better HOPE you even live to be my age, jerk!