Sep 11 2009Sophie Monk in a bikini

Here's Sophie Monk posing underneath a pier in Manhattan Beach, Cali. yesterday which is an erotic setting if your sexual fantasies include getting poked my medical waste while a homeless guy talks to a seagull. Although, in fairness, there's really no better way to lose your virginity. And wallet. Damn you, thieving whore who might have really been a sea lion!

Photos: Pacific Coast News

Comments (48)

Reader Comments

1. Que - September 11, 2009 2:15 PM

Que dang.

2. The CreaseMaster - September 11, 2009 2:19 PM

I'd beat that up.

3. ME09 - September 11, 2009 2:23 PM

TOO SKINNY ..WHATS UP WITH HER LIPS IN THE LAST PIC ....EWW

4. ME09 - September 11, 2009 2:23 PM

TOO SKINNY ..WHATS UP WITH HER LIPS IN THE LAST PIC ....EWW

5. phil - September 11, 2009 2:23 PM

Ugh. What a fatso.

6. Meugh - September 11, 2009 2:24 PM

Shame about the face.

7. Valerie - September 11, 2009 2:25 PM

She looks great, fuck you Phil

8. The CreaseMaster - September 11, 2009 2:25 PM

I'd make love to her anus.

9. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 11, 2009 2:26 PM

Body looks good but is way too white and pasty. Face is a fucking nightmare, but at least it just cured my hiccups.

10. farles chew - September 11, 2009 2:37 PM

A day without an @ss shot is a day without sunshine. I'm just saying, Superficialwriter, let's see some @ss!

11. Dr Fil - September 11, 2009 2:38 PM

She's no Kathy Griffin, but she'll do...

12. GM - September 11, 2009 2:38 PM

Yuck

13. bot - September 11, 2009 2:40 PM

bitch is ugly. plain and simple.

14. cross - September 11, 2009 2:42 PM

kankles
pah tewwyyy

15. sand crab - September 11, 2009 2:44 PM

what a miserable cow .she must have sand up her vagina

16. Robin Leach - September 11, 2009 2:47 PM

Nice body, fish lips, bad suit color, poses like a gorilla- she's LA.

17. Where is my hero? - September 11, 2009 2:50 PM

Attention Randal and Randal(l), this is one of Randal's favorite stars. I hope he sees this post.

18. Jail - September 11, 2009 3:03 PM

I have never seen a chipmunk in a bikini before.

19. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 11, 2009 3:16 PM

Motorboatable breasts CHECK
DSL CHECK

Definitely worth hitting.

20. Rod - September 11, 2009 3:36 PM

Yeah, I'd hit it... But c'mon Supe, you can do a lot better than this. She looks like if you frankensteined Cameron Diaz with a flying squirrel.

21. ROUGH daddy - September 11, 2009 3:43 PM

I wish one of the paps would ask Sophie Monk to recite...."where did he get those wonderful toys"

22. Jack Black - September 11, 2009 4:25 PM

The photog who took these can't possibly be a professions... These shots are horrid, and she look terrible in every single one. Unbelievable!

23. Spankable - September 11, 2009 4:31 PM

She has a great body. Most all pics of others (on the net) have been retouched. She went overboard with the lip injections. Still totally fuckable.

ps- for all you making negative comments, go stand in front of a full length mirror; ....that's what I thought.

24. Buddha - September 11, 2009 5:38 PM

Quite a cute bod there, but Pug-face, sadly : (
Like a little cockapoo : (

25. Jamie's Uterus - September 11, 2009 5:43 PM

I'd much rather look at this lovely girl than that fat ass no talent urinal Kim Kardashian.

26. Max Planck - September 11, 2009 7:24 PM

Good looking and smart too.

She fucking the producer.

27. Tinner - September 11, 2009 7:39 PM

Dear God she's ugly. Nice bod, albeit fake: but sooooo ugly.

28. Aunt Jemima - September 11, 2009 7:46 PM

Dear Sophie,

Once you go black, no one wants you back.

Love Aunt Jemima

29. TheCynic - September 11, 2009 8:50 PM

Apparently there are a lot of fags that populate this board if you don't consider this chick hot. She's smokin hot and all natural. And what's up wit all the comments about her being too pale? I thought you negroes liked that in your white women.

30. Freddo - September 11, 2009 9:10 PM

Fucking hell

What happened to her face?

31. RichPort's Ass Hurts - September 11, 2009 11:08 PM

29. No sa', us negroes prefer attractive white women, without the "natural" cadaver tissue trout lips, or the Spongebob Squarepants hips. That, and we try to avoid banging women of any race who require double bagging. But don't mind us negroes, ass munch!

32. Skeeter McPeeter - September 12, 2009 12:23 AM

Wasn't this the chick out with that jig Russell Simmons? Yeah, like #28 said, she can stay with the mooleys. No thank you.

33. Shefuckedanigandshelikedit - September 12, 2009 1:30 AM

RACETRAITOR!

34. ChachachaCHia - September 12, 2009 1:33 AM

Do I detect some VNNer's here? If so... hell yes! Fuck this nigger loving cunt.

35. estetik cerrahi - September 12, 2009 4:51 AM

Wow.. I love all blondes...

36. Darth - September 12, 2009 9:48 AM

I'm just checking for the cameltoe but i can't find any.

37. name it for christ sake - September 12, 2009 9:54 AM

she can work in Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 ...but like herself.

38. Galtacticus - September 12, 2009 9:54 AM

Is she wearing this anti-cameltoe pad?

39. erk! - September 12, 2009 12:52 PM

Yuk. This chick is a complete prawn.

40. wuguniang - September 12, 2009 9:40 PM

beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ***** Sugarloves.Com **** you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！

41. wuguniang - September 12, 2009 9:40 PM

42. Australian Business Directory - September 14, 2009 1:12 AM

sexy!!!! love her yellow bikini..

43. MKVCONVERTERFORMAC - September 14, 2009 4:25 AM

She is so charming.

44. Nerdy - September 15, 2009 8:34 PM

They could have at least shooped her face out of these photos, I've seen more attractive dogs than that.

45. Sprmcandy - October 1, 2009 5:41 PM

Hot Hot Hot

46. Çene Estetiği - October 16, 2009 6:44 AM

eyes and the sea ... will complement each other ..

47. Estetik - October 21, 2009 10:27 AM