Sep 1 2009Sarah Jessica Parker is having some form of intercourse in a city

Oh, here it comes. I think she is cool but men hate her! She's a womens woman.

say what you will about her face (and I know you will), she has always had a rockin body.

Sex and the city is back!!! I'm so happy! She looks FABULOUS!!!!! What a pretty lady! I'm so excited about the new movie!! THE FAB FOUR ARE BACK!

GO CHARLOTTE!
GO CARRIE!
GO SAMANTHA!
GO MIRANDA!!!

YAY!!

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I think she looks great. Who cares if she isn't the most beautiful woman in the world? That's like ragging men for liking Al Pacino...yeah, he's ugly as fuck, but the fact that he's cool is all that matters.

If this isn't a photoshop opportunity I don't know what is... lol

She should get back to giving carriage rides in Central Park. Someone call animal control.

I love her style. Who cares what MEN think? You flaunt that SJP!

Photo #4 isn't bad. You know, the one where's she's putting the bit in her mouth......

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Wow people really like her, huh? I just don't see the appeal of sex in the city, sjp, I find her pretty.... ugly. sorry, but yea. that al pacino comparison is good tho... but honestly, if I'm gonna look up to some homely chick, she ain't gonna be an actress.
Besides, she took my Matthew away years ago.... Save Ferris ;)

Her legs come right up and make an ass of themselves.

I agree with 2. For her age etc, nice body.

Wiiiiiiiiilllllbuuuuuurrrrrr!

TIME is no1's friend!

I think if she kept the youthful plumpness she had in Honeymoon in Vegas, she would look fine...This is very unfortunate...

I'm a straight dude, and yet I actually enjoy watching S&C, its entertaining. And, since so many women watch it (and want to live it), what better insight can a single guy hope for? The secrets are all there. That being said, I don't really find any of the chicks on that show to be super-attractive, but I think that's the point. They are just normal looking women.

Sex and the City...

Worst television show in the history of the world or worst television show in the world?

Discuss...

A grotesque approximation of a human female. Fascinating.

She needs to get shoes with a higher heel. Also, she's not hot. And neither were any of the other cast members of that stupid fucking show. Did we need two movies, let alone one? Unless they make it into a porno. I wouldn't mind seeing Kim C demonstrating her oral prowess.

Worst show in the world? I guess you have not seen the Brooke Hogan show or the Fatassieans.

I'll bet $10 for SJP to place in the fifth race.

Ah the reighning queen of BUTTERFACES everywhere. She does have an awesome body and her hair is pretty cool, but gah the face, yeah yeah you knew someone would say this well it needs to be said over and over again so you butterfaces can learn your place and to stay in it.
She seems mellow and humble, but some of you heinous butterfaces walk around like you have no clue that they are butterfaces. The ego I have seen on some butterfaces is unreal, like bitch who cares how hot your bod is when your face can scare a grown man. Also there are many outfits you can't wear when you are a butterface yet everyday girls with decent to hot boddies and butt nasty faces wear outfits they can't pull off. That's why Maniston (and I am no angie fan either hate them both) who has been catered to by helpful stylists wears such simple clean lines and lots of black cuz their ain't no way a butter face can pull of super feminine designs, it's kinda like why is that dog wearing a frilly dress. That's why butterfaces need to wear unique clothing that says yeah my face is weird but my clothes mane me seem unique, or simple sleek clothes that say my body is great so focus on that. You can't wear fussy stuff when your face is a giant eyesore, rules to learn and live by for those who are face challenged.

P.S. Many girls love her because she is their butterface idol, like her they have massive butterfaces and she proves that while men won't want you at least you can lots of nice shoes and dress well or something...

@21

Huh?

Face challanged. Lets see what you look like bitch.

"Where is the carriage I was pulling? Who took my bag of oats? Damn you, NYC!"

"Where is the carriage I was pulling? Who took my bag of oats? Damn you, NYC!"

i think i can see her penis.

i think i can see her penis.

21. You are a Brangaloonie. Angalenia Jolie is NOT the great beauty that you think she is. She is balding and anorexic. Pathetic! You are a ugly HO.

Somebody needs to strap a feedbag full of oats under that huge mug.

Turn it down you say,
Well all I got to say to you is time again I say, "No!"
No! No, No, No, No, No!
Tell me not to play
Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to play,
I say, "No!"
No! No, No, No, No, No!
So, if you ask me why I like the way I play it
There's only one thing I can say to you

I wanna rock! (Rock!)
I wanna rock! (Rock!)
I want to rock (Rock!)
I wanna rock! (Rock!)

There's a feelin' that
I get from nothin' else and there ain't nothin' in the world
That makes me go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
Turn the power up
I've waited for so long so I could hear my favorite song so,
Let's go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
When it's like this I feel the music shootin' through me
There's nothin' else that I would rather do

I wanna rock! (Rock!)
I wanna rock! (Rock!)
I want to rock (Rock!)
I wanna rock! (Rock!)

What's with the Heidi Montag pose in #5. Jeesh. I think I found Jimmy Hoffa in that pie hole.

So is this the movie where they talk about the shrinking genitalia and urinary incontinence that come with menopause?

That's right..Sex in the city..with the winos and street bums. they are the only ones that don't give a s*@t as what she looks like.. me.. lots of beer and viagra!..BTW..Mathew.. as a native New Yorker..we do do have a "leash law"!..curb your dog!

A multi-season TV show and two movies, all about the type of women who, when they call you, make you hold the phone away from your ear and occasionally say "uh-huh" until you think enough time has passed to say "Well I gotta run but it was great to hear from you."

I totally see her frank and beans.

Is she Lady GaGa's Dad?

Nobody mentioned the botoxed horror that SJP's ugly mug has become. Just sayin...

And yeah, SITC is soooo over. It's time to let that nag die already (insert any 'nag' you like here).

#28. Do you have zero reading comprehension skills??? Re-read it. I said "(and I am no angie fan either hate them both) ".

I loath Angelina like you cannot imagine she is a butter everything. I also find Jen to be revolting, but niether is as revolting as Brad since god knows someone would bring him up. You can hate them all retards you don't have to take sides. Angie is a grey colored vein covered alien forehead crazy baby addict she-bitch and she will tire of being mommy dearest and go off for alone time and fuck them up royally I GUARANTEE it. Jen is a brainless whiny annoying twat with the descision making skills of a teenager whose face has clearly been yanked back. Watch a clip of her on Ellen she doesn't even talk the same way. So they are both horrid.

Now why should I show a bunch of internet psychos my picture? Only complete attention whores who have zero understanding of what a dangerous world we live in post their pictures online. I know what I look like and I have no need to prove myself to a bunch of laptop rhino's. Anyway there's nothing wrong with being a butterface ladies so don't get so defensive and don't you dare tell me that when some skank with an ass nasty face parades around like she's the hottest thing on earth that you don't find her pathetic. That is why I LIKE sjp she seems humble as I said, plus she proves thet there is no need for a double standard, lots of men have bizarre faces and people find them compelling even more so because of their unique charm, why can't it be that way for girls? Besides my post was pretty satirical anyone who gets all uppity about ANYTHING written here is falling into the trap, you are not supposed to get pissed off otherwise you are no better than the uptight loosers who walk out on comedians, nothing here is to be taken to heart and if your skin is that thin well good luck because this world is NOT going to be easier on you just because you are super sensitive and shit.

P.S. I'd rather be a drug addict than an Angie fan so back off honey, them's fightin' words.

Awww... Carrie's gettin old. Say it ain't so!

Awww... Carrie's gettin old. Say it ain't so!

Awww... Carrie's gettin old. Say it ain't so!

Just for the record, I didn't pay #21/37 to post comments illustrating how annoying SJP fans are.

She has a nice ass, actually, as this picture shows.

37. What do you care about what women think of themselves? If a woman has high self esteem she can think anything she wants about herself. Who gives a rats ass? I think you are a twit that can't get laid. Bitter!

As you can see, it's the skinny, brittle forelegs that make this majestic animal so prone to devastating injuries.

The makeup guy on that movie must have a bad back from carrying hundreds of pounds of foundation to each dressing room every day.

@37

tl;dr

21. Ok, I understand, you have a pretty face but..........the body is not so good, honey?

i'd hit it

#7 - Now that was fucking funny. HAHAHA

I would hit it and then hit it again. Grrrrrrr.

#47. Nope. What the fuck you want me to give my description for christ sakes god you women are so fucking insecure. All I did was write an ode to butterfaces and five insecure whiny girls have to chime in. Your buttons are so fucking easy to push. Why even go here if you have so little self esteem.

Here is my description since you bitches are so fucking needy for it: legs up to my neck 34" bust c cup 23" inch waist, 34" slim hips, lean and toned perky ass and slim arms (many girls have sausage arms and there is no excuse for that) with the face of an angel; button nose, cupids full pink lips, green-gold color changing wide eyes with super long lashes and perfectly arched brows and elegant cheekbones and small ears, long wavy dark chocolate hair and natural complexion no fake tanning for me. I am swedish and greek so I tan wel but have no need to look like a couch like most of you whores. I have been told I look like the physical incarnation of Veronica from the archie comics or a hotter Mila Kunis meets a yound Jennifer Connely from the rocketeer.

So what the fuck does it matter what I look like, does our appearance give us the right to an opionion. If I am a model does that make me a better person? Wanting to know how I look just proves how superfical YOU are and why should I appologize for how I look I didn't post my stats the way most girls do ywho come on this site. I jokingly made some observations about butterfaces and you all freaked because I called Sarah Jessica Parker a butterface oh god how horribly horribly true.

Also I am not an SJP fan by any means never seen anything she was in except that movie where she played a witch when I was a kid. Also I've never even watched this mediocre show about mediocre girls spreading their legs, nor do I wish to, but I have no issue with Parker and she seems down to earth or whatever and she isn't adopting boatloads of kids she can't care for so what do I care if she has the face of female Gerard Depardieu also Al Pacion is smoking hot so I don't know what thats about.

Now go on and post whatever you need to to make yourselves feel better I responded to your insecure don't insult my queen sjp bullshit so that's all I can do.

Have a nice day ladies, sorry you are so sensitive, and try to woman up cows.

The best Sex in the City moment ever was on Saturday night where Christina Aguilera was playing the Kim Katrrel character and blurted out "I'm actually a dude" while sipping a martini. Awesome.

"I have been told I look like ... a hotter Mila Kunis"

Shut up, Meg.

#53. LOL. Ok that was funny.

53. Brilliant. He is so full of crap. That is a dude who can't get laid by any "butterface" that he rolls up on.

Hey....Question.... When Mr.Ed is wearing a dress, where does she tuck her dink?? Inquiring minds want to know..

@ 51. We get it ... you're perfect and are the only mortal being holding the magic scepter that allows you to pass down judgement on anyone who doesn't fit your Jennifer Connelly/Mila Kunis hybrid standards .... NOW SHUT UP.

@21 Butterface is such a rude term. I prefer the more accurate medical term "Ed Zachary disease". Example:

SJP suffers from Ed Zachary disease. Her face looks ed zachary like her ass.....

Oh my god. Someone slip 21/37/51 a tranquiliser or seven.

'that is why I LIKE sjp' - You write abusive and incoherent paragraphs using the word 'butterface' (which excuse me, what does that even mean?) about a hundred times when you LIKE someone? Holy shit, let's never be friends.

@15

"I'm a straight dude, and yet I actually enjoy watching S&C"

this sentence makes 0 sense......and you're very, very gay

Anybody for loose meat sandwiches?

#30 knows how to Rock with his/her Roll!

Anybody for loose meat sandwiches?

#30 knows how to Rock with his/her Roll!

AWWW @ #60, My husband watched S&C with me. It was fun. Plus he enjoyed the nudity.

@ 44 - BRILLIANT.

@59 - "butterface" means, "She has a great body, *but HER FACE*!"

Then you run screaming from the room, or put a bag over it, or do it doggie style.

#58. LOL. Thanks now I have a new term for this growing phenomenon.

More and more girls want to be hot, god knows why it's not fun having guys perv all over you, so they diet and style their hair and dress like they are models they wear makeup that is meant to enhance features that are actually attractive without it and get fake tans and mani/pedi's and plastic surgery and fake hair and lashes all this store bought plastic beauty and from far you think you may have a winner and then when you see their face it's like someone punched you in the stomach. It's all because of Hollywood and reality tv, people think being hot and famous is all there is to life.

Butterface means she's hot But Her Face is NOT. I love how women are all outraged when someone calls this lady's face unattractive like most of you don't rip other women apart all day long. I mean what are you here for to support girl power? Fuck no this isn't Oprah and friends.com You are hear to insult the celebrities just like the rest of so shut up and take it like a woman.

"AWWW @ #60, My husband watched S&C with me. It was fun. Plus he enjoyed the nudity. "

I'm sorry to inform you that your husband cruises gay bars during business trips. You should get yourself tested asap.

it's sex AND the city.... not sex in the city you stupid people.

Dear person posting @ 21/37/51:

You're an idiot.

"What the fuck does it matter what I look like?"

Well, moron, given the paragraph of inchorehent babble you wrote just before that, your looks apparently matter a great deal to you. No one else cares.

You're an annoying twat.

#68.One of the posters asked me what I looked. Jesus can't you read? So is Bob's place a place where fat male virgins go to jerkoff together and mount cardboard cutouts of megan fox that they snatched from the dumpster behind their local comic book store?

Hideous, I'd fuck her.

@ 69. Yes. That's exactly what we do at my restaurant. Thanks for clearing that up for the other Superficial readers.

"Face challanged. Lets see what you look like bitch."
"21. Ok, I understand, you have a pretty face but..........the body is not so good, honey? "

... pretty sure miether was an open invitation for you to spoolge your egotisical narcissism all over this forum.

Face challenged you are the Queen of this site IMO!!!!!

72. Face Challenged, quit talking to yourself. Shwing!

Let's all admit it. If this ugly witch wasn't part of the elite culture she would never be on tv. She is ugly. Period. And her body lacks curves.

I think she looks fine. We can't all be Jennifer Connelly, and frankly, who the hell wants to be?

#71. Well fine then I realize my post looks incredibly arrogant and vain, but I'm human and not so good and letting it go when other women get all womany on me.

I would go on trading insults, but I have a deep respect for retauranteurs (well the good ones who do it right) since it's one of the most intense jobs ever, so I shant. I'll assume on good faith that your good at your job and say good day.

With all the hate I am getting I am confused by #72. Thank you that is very sweet. Unless I am being internet punked, then my question is who taugh Ashton Kutcher how to use a computer?

Actually I am a guy and I find her look interesting. Don't worry girls, it is often an interesting "look" that does it for us. Yes, she is not a classic beauty, but she has that "something". Interesting guys like us go for a look like that. Us, meaning Mr. Big and us.
So I think she is hot. Funny. Smart. And a really nice body.

God she is nasty looking. It used to amaze me how on the show they would try to portray her as attractive. Well, to her kind she might be but not to mine. Sorry. She's a 6 pack of beer and one bagger and nothing more. She must have a relative in the industry.

#77. that's cool. Most girls like interesting looking guys, but it doesn't seem to go both ways very often.

Girls cream themselves for Ryan Gosseling but a girl version of him would not be some boring barbie type. I mena he is unique and interesting looking and not at all a ken doll. Good to know some guys like a unique look. Beisdes she is mainly unique in hollywood where people pay to have their face cut into conformity.

77. She has sex appeal. Even ugly people can have it, it comes from being good in bed.

Wendy @34 hahahahaha, I enjoyed that.

Oh yes, she sure has a bulgy pudenda.

I've always thought she had it going on. :)

face challenged = 14-year-old dude

SO obvious.

But if it's true that she's got knockout looks, too bad she has a personality like Heidi Montag - a self-obsessed, vain as hell attention whore with delusions of grandeur. Really... you know you've got some screws loose when you go on the Superficial to brag about your looks and expect anyone to believe you.

@ #44: trainer, that was brilliant! I normally wouldn't have laughed at any of these comments since, well, criticizing Parker's looks is not nice. But...

Ah, just brilliant.

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I'm looking to her necklet.I don't really care about her crotch.

@86
It's almost tea and cookies time anyway.

Why should we lay our eyes on her crotch? You'll be surprised but just be aware that the average audience here are pretty literated.

Like we don't know to watch which and what crotch! It's pretty much an honor when we watch any crotch! Ladies!?

How is this a "rockin bod"? She should increase her caloric intake for shits sakes. This woman is nothing but skin, bones and tendons. Yuck =(

I'd like to take the time and thank all the posters above who gave the 'face-challenged' the responses her retarded ME!ME!ME!ME! rant deserved while denying her the attention her pathetic existence seems to crave for.

Ok the jig is up. I'm actually a 51-year old guy who has never had sex.

She is a disgusting horse faced troll and a disgusting whore.