Sep 18 2009Lindsay Lohan's probably going back to rehab

yeah it was a tragedy!!

can you repeat the question?

Nooooooooooo Lilo they're gonna make you eat...

shes a crack head

shes a crack head

Why the hell is a promo for that Sasquatch's movie posted on here? Also, nice gutless move to turn off commentary on it too. Is this the appropriate place to promote a faux documentary about capitalism directed by an obese socialist?

I'm wondering why you have to pay money to see this POS movie...seems a bit ironic doesn't it?

People are avalanched with political BS from EVERYWHERE else. Why poison the well here?

Don't knock it. You drop Lindsay into Afghanistan and, within the week, I guarantee the Taliban will be BEGGING to surrender.

I ♥ NYPD

I would fuck the shit out of that skinny little whore.

D'OH!

I would fuck the shit out of that skinny little whore.

You have to eat to have shit. That said, I would throw her around rough like.

@6: Obviously you missed Fish cockslapping the guy posting the entire Communist manifesto on the Jessica Simpson post, so here it is again:

"Comments are disabled on ALL paid advertisement posts for The Superficial. From VH1 Divas to Michael Moore. That's not censorship and/or communism, dipfuck. It's called capitalism. Look it up.

The Superficial"

It's just an ad for a movie. Lighten the fuck up and bitch about something worthwhile. Like why this site keeps featuring this firecrotched cunt. SHE'S NOT A CELEBRITY!

#9--porn sorta sells itself...know what i'm sayin'?

Someone needs to go check on Mr.Cow. I really think he was tipped and can't get up. He could be hurt or something..........:(

HAHAHAHAHA!! Girl is a dip shit!!

Funny how she is still accepted in Hollywood with all the crap she does. Speedind down the road chasing somebody while high. Running over some guys foot. Breaking in her own home. Just like Lindsey said "she can do what ever" she wants.

She makes me feel sooooo good about myself.

I mean, I may be stuck in a steady, marginally creative job, it covers my health insurance, and has a lot of vacation time. I go home to a stable home life. I enjoy my martinis in the relative comfort of my home after work each day. I read. I watch sports and comedy shows. I sleep late on the weekends.

People don't call me firecrotch or make fun of me for pouting up my upper lip with dead bum tissues, like a god damned blow up doll. I don't have hideous freckles all over my skin. My skin is smooth and white due to working in doors all year.

I may be a little tired at the end of a long week full of deadlines, but at least I have something to look forward to. I get to have sex regularly without fear of a disease, and with a real man and not a fake-man anorexic lesbian dj who looks like uncle fester dying in a concentration camp. My hair is a natural color, and not straw-like.

My mother is not Dina Lohan. Yea, I think I'm pretty fucking lucky at the end of the day.

Hang tough, Lindsay and know that all of us at The FISH, as well as your fan base, wish you well during these troubled times. Take as along as you need to rid yourself of the evil that has consumed you so you can get back to form making movies we all love.

Randal

@17

"People don't call me firecrotch"
I just literally LOL'd to that. Thanks!

When did she turn 40?

i can't believe nobody's asked this question yet but
what the FUCK is she wearing?

it's like she finds the most repulsive thing that nobody else has ever bought and says "yeah. this'll do."

i like her crackwhore craziness but i can't stand her lack of style.

If you fail at rehab 3 times, you don't deserve to go for a 4th try. Give that chance to someone on the streets who has real problems and honestly wants to turn their life around...

What happened to her mouth? Has she been sucking hot light bulbs again. What a dork.

damn, she scares the hell out of me. Thanks for making my dick go totally lump... Hope I can revive it before the week-end is over...

My cat has acne and it is still better looking that Lilo.

Unfortunately, I believe that Lindsay is headed towards becoming another Hollywood statistic. She is a very likeable, very attractive, very talented young woman who has absolulely no self dicipline. I'm afraid she will be remembered as a "what could have been."

Unfortunately, I believe that Lindsay is headed towards becoming another Hollywood statistic. She is a very likeable, very attractive, very talented young woman who has absolulely no self dicipline. I'm afraid she will be remembered as a "what could have been."

I know for a fact that Sam Ron was in LA. She djed the House premiere party.

#6 Do you honestly think that capitalism has been a success? 100 million dollar bonuses for the people who have fucked the common worker seem fair to you? America sells 70% of all the merchandised military hardware on the planet and is constantly at war and yet afford health care and jobs to it's citizens.
I am sorry if Mickael Moore frightens you. Just don't watch his movie. People like me will. OK?
This coke whore symbolizes everything wrong with this nation. Most of us would have been jailed for this act.

Have a great weekend.

@29 Thanks for the rambling, incoherent response.

It's cute that you don't see the absurdity in your own question, as you sit in a home built by a capitalist, using electricity generated by capitalists so you can type on the computer that was designed and built by a capitalist, communicated through the Internet on systems designed by capitalists, and on, and on, and on. All you so you can bitch about how capitalism is a failure.

Gee. Hopefully one day we can all get high quality government-made products they have in the Russia...

BTW, the only thing that "frightens" me about Michael Moore is the thought of suffocating to death under his massive taint, made fat on food bought with the money he makes in this free and capitalist society.

While I know it's highly likely that you don't actually have a job...why don't you go into your boss' office on Monday and explain to him that capitalism doesn't work and you'd like to stop furthering evil corporations by quitting.

WTF is she wearing?????

Is it me or does she look dehydrated as well as simultaneously animated and tired?

She was in Texas, and Sam was no where near NY, get your facts straight!

She's not even worth the detox drugs they'd give her. Just drop her on a sunny island somewhere without suntan lotion and let her turn into one big freckle.

Yeah. #32 speaks the truth. She's in Austin shooting a film. She's spotted downtown in Austin every day. Tweeter. Pretty easy to track her.

Excuse me Richard Glick you idiot but capitalist don't build anything, skilled workers and technicians do you moron. Capitalists find ways to screw those people out of their hard earned money asswipe.

Train Wreck and now just headed to plain old carnage...someone just send her to the boneyard (pun intended)

Was a great story till you said "fourth time" we all know she has only gone to rehab once.

Not only that, but it's obvious she's run outta money, considering she bought that jumpsuit at Target.

I bet her stank pussy looks like some rotten raw ass roast beef. I would stick it in her mouth though.

DIE already...please! Just disappear...foever!

What a moron! Not because she pulled this stunt, but because she is too clueless to figure out these are the type of things that make her unhire-able in her profession. Or should I say ex-profession, since I don't think she will ever have a comeback since she is very much damaged goods that no one wants to touch

Hey number six! thanks for YOUR political B.S. Now get yourself down to one of those teabagger rallies with the rest of your clueless, dimwitted cronies, and leave us to slam celebrities!

Seriously, at this point, would there be a major difference between a non-lobotomized Lindsay and lobotomized Lindsay?

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lonbotomy!"

damn the author of this definitely sounds like a fucking nerd

I love you chupa. Wow I needed that laugh and your comment today!!!! AWESOME

So weak now. I miss those Mean Girl salad days

Hey #42. See post #30. Lather, rinse, and repeat.

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Manic-depressive,check.Kleptomaniac,check.Nymphomaniac,check.Alcoholic,check.What else more?

Being escorted to the exit of a hotel.That's quite awkward and embarrassing!

There're more hotels who won't take her in again ever.

The guy in the back who's escorting her.He should have KICKED her out.

God, this girl is seriously effed up. Tragic.

-meream

goodd

#49, You forgot allergic to alcohol. Big check.

Hope she pulls it together a la RDJ

Her lips make her look retarded.

Lindsay looks better as a red head. I miss her in the Parent Trap. Go back to being a red head chica

Lindsay is awesome. People need to step the fuck back and realise we all have problems.