Here's Lil Kim jet skiing in Miami yesterday, and if I were her I'd be walking around a tad more pissed off. I mean, she's probably spent every dollar she's ever made on reconstructive surgery yet she looks like Black Shrek with Drooping Flapjack Action. No, really, if Lil Kim started speaking in Mike Myers' version of a Scottish accent, I probably wouldn't think twice about it.
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Reader Comments
1. Cody - September 23, 2009 3:56 PM
oh, oh god no
2. Vas Deferens - September 23, 2009 3:56 PM
That looks like a handsome man.
3. Vas Deferens - September 23, 2009 3:57 PM
That looks like a handsome man.
4. Randal - September 23, 2009 3:58 PM
Lil Kim offers voluptuous like fresh fruit on a silver platter and still comes off with a thick layer of sexuality that one could wipe off like icing with their finger. A true healthy looking woman who has oodles of talent.
Randal
5. Ick - September 23, 2009 4:01 PM
No Randal, your ode to lil kim and frosting just made my belly heave.
6. Dingus - September 23, 2009 4:02 PM
Not much "Lil" about her, is there?
7. No GayTards - September 23, 2009 4:02 PM
I would still love to hit that from behind, and behind ONLY
8. Fartz - September 23, 2009 4:03 PM
Gorillaz don't wear bikini's do they? Is this some halloween prank at the zoo? Not funny zoo keepers!
9. HOOTERS! - September 23, 2009 4:05 PM
Didn't she used to be really hot? What happened?????????
Let's just blame it on McDonalds. That's what everyone else does!! :)
10. rofl - September 23, 2009 4:08 PM
"lil Kim"??? I think not.
P.S. @Randal... STFU Q U E E R
11. Elmo - September 23, 2009 4:08 PM
"over made" that's funny! At first I thought it was a typo, but it's not. You're a clever one, Fishdude.
12. weirdo - September 23, 2009 4:11 PM
Does anyone really wear a dress when they ride a jet ski, motorcycle, bicycle, or ride in a sidecar.
I think Randal is trolling....
13. OMG_PIG - September 23, 2009 4:18 PM
It's all in the packaging boys...
And that packaging says to me:
OMG!!! WHAT A FUCKING PIG!!!
14. PsyKo - September 23, 2009 4:28 PM
What a fine booty!
15. Randal's Father - September 23, 2009 4:32 PM
Don't be such a fag son!
16. stupidass - September 23, 2009 4:38 PM
These are promo shots for "Lil Big Kim the Planet" - Coming to PS3 on November
17. meg - September 23, 2009 4:44 PM
When the implants start to sag, its time for a new pair.
18. Claire - September 23, 2009 4:45 PM
what happened to her chest tattoos?
19. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 23, 2009 4:46 PM
Why do I feel a sudden urge to eat undercooked pancakes?
20. Claire - September 23, 2009 4:47 PM
Oh wait, I'm thinking of Eve.
21. D4P - September 23, 2009 4:56 PM
That's more like a trikini, at least...
22. blame it on ROUGH daddy - September 23, 2009 5:03 PM
Disgrace! Biggie spinning in his over size grave...
23. Richport's Ghost - September 23, 2009 5:12 PM
Lil' Chimp.
24. See Alice - September 23, 2009 5:25 PM
Thats just Nasty McGrasty .
I dont care who you are ......
25. casualencounters.com/blog - September 23, 2009 5:29 PM
At least it's not so quite so obvious she's a midget freak in these shots.
26. Mitch Haase - September 23, 2009 5:29 PM
She looks like an ugly cave woman.
27. qustionable - September 23, 2009 5:29 PM
wtf happened to her face?!?
28. Randal's rectum - September 23, 2009 5:33 PM
Randal Randal Randal you poor pathetic penis pincushion. What the fuck is wrong with you bitch? Of someone is famous you stick your AIDS ridden toungue as far up their ass as you can. Ha ha I would love to know what you really are.
29. Nameless - September 23, 2009 5:34 PM
LOL there is no reason for her to push aside the front of her dress to show off those flapjack tittays. They aren't impressing anyone.
30. ariana - September 23, 2009 5:37 PM
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WITH HER ASS??? IS DISGUSTING UUUUUGGG
31. stupidass - September 23, 2009 5:54 PM
hate all u want, this lucky dude gets to marry khloe kardashian! can't figure out why he's wearing a bikini, though
32. Dread - September 23, 2009 6:02 PM
Dn: I'm thristy. Be right back.
Something weird happens. Lil' Kim's, sweet, Janet Jackson style public persona falls away. Head working, shoulders switching, with all out ghettotude, that would scare a Ukranian pimp.
LK: You betta get yo ass back here, MFer. You ain't dun yet! I ain't satisfied! Do I look satisfied to yo dumb ass?! Put it on me, or I WILL-CUT-YOU!
Kim is very believable. Dread returns to bed. He has the look of a question.
LK: You bess beliedat I gotta razor on me, and had it da ho' time! Hmph!
Dread is legitimately scared.
33. Sickitten - September 23, 2009 6:03 PM
Kim, your cheek implants are showing. Both sets
34. big festering rash - September 23, 2009 6:39 PM
This chick puts the fug in ugly
35. Ham Bone - September 23, 2009 6:50 PM
GW RULES AND THE SW DROOLS
36. richard - September 23, 2009 6:53 PM
No amount of plastic surgery can cure EATING ALL THE PIES!
37. zach - September 23, 2009 7:31 PM
LOL 36
38. trailers - September 23, 2009 7:47 PM
badd baddd badd badd
39. sharon H - September 23, 2009 8:22 PM
there ain't nothing lil about Kim.
40. The Most open minded person on the planet - September 23, 2009 8:45 PM
I don't like this. No, not at all.
41. KEN - September 23, 2009 9:07 PM
Who ever came up with the moniker of "Lil Kim" musta been hittin' the rock. Who is she and why do we care? Fries wid dat?
42. nastyjay - September 23, 2009 9:11 PM
thats one nasty fuck
43. bete noir - September 23, 2009 10:40 PM
In 20 years Lil Kim's skin will still be that smooth. Most of you white folks will be wrinkly like prunes and your lips... what lips. Botox and collagen won't even help you all.
44. Sienna - September 23, 2009 10:57 PM
She fucked up her face big time...she looked way better without the botched nose job, cheek implants and brow lift.
45. Rasputins Liver - September 23, 2009 11:05 PM
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Oh man!
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That moo cow needs to wear a full-on burka, dammit!
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Bet she wears a thong underneath all that lard. Fuckin' thing'd be so far in her ass crack it'd take EMTs with the jaws-of-life just to extricate it!
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She probably wears Spandex as well and thinks she's hot lookin' in 'em.
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Goddamit! Oughtta be a fuckin' law against fat bitches displayin' their lard!!
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46. soahc - September 24, 2009 1:57 AM
That's one nappy headed hoe right there.
47. gink - September 24, 2009 2:48 AM
She was on TV last year and looked great .........McDonalds is killing the USA
48. Mr Dixon - September 24, 2009 3:06 AM
She doesnt look bad just not like before....
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50. Big Kim - September 24, 2009 4:00 AM
15. Randal's Father - September 23, 2009 4:32 PM
Don't be such a fag son!
Well played.
51. hambguy - September 24, 2009 6:31 AM
OMG!
She is SO FAT!
52. WOW - September 24, 2009 7:54 AM
When's the last time that a post was so disturbing, we didn't have a "FIRST!" argument to begin?
THAT'S how wrong this is...
53. jimmymkv - September 24, 2009 8:27 AM
Although she is so fat, she is so optimistic looks from her face.
54. RichPort's Ghost - September 24, 2009 10:52 AM
If she smiles too wide, she'll tear her skin.
55. Mama Pinkuss - September 24, 2009 11:48 AM
her eyebrows look like seagull wings
56. Pez - September 24, 2009 11:53 AM
GEICO cavegirl...
57. Darth - September 24, 2009 1:19 PM
Is this an Amazon indian or is this Lil Kim?
58. Nero - September 24, 2009 1:28 PM
I would like to see that ass naked!
59. I'm Obama and I approve... - September 24, 2009 3:38 PM
Nothin' Lil about that...DAMN!!
But, I'd hit it while Michelle and the girls tend to her garden.
60. Narcissist - September 24, 2009 3:38 PM
Is she pregnant? I kept waiting to read that.
She is no Naturi Naughton, who portrayed her in that "Notorious" movie. Very flattering portrayal.
http://i39.tinypic.com/15pln5t.jpg
61. hacksaw - September 24, 2009 3:50 PM
I'd hit it.
62. anonymouse - September 24, 2009 4:12 PM
her new facial features are very.... She looks like a white chic with a tan.
63. illy - September 24, 2009 8:51 PM
omg lollll youre so right! shes walking exaaactly like shrek and her face looks like shreks girlfriend but when shes green cause her face is so chubby :)
64. Riley - September 26, 2009 6:51 PM
#43 at least we have our natural looks and dont need to get plastic surgery like she did. So in reality in 20 years her implants will be hanging, her cheek implants will be caved in, her fake eyebrows will droop, and she will still look fucking ugly as fuck. LOL dumbass.
65. jackee - September 28, 2009 12:08 AM
She's looks great. Prison must have sucked. - bookshopdating.com
66. Sophie - September 28, 2009 5:49 AM
She has had a breast augmentation http://plasticsergeant.com/celebrity/lil-kim-nose-job
67. Blech - September 28, 2009 2:48 PM
And how is this look any different than what happens to the lot of you who drink and smoke and tan and bleach your teeth WAY too often?
Oh, wait. You all turn into orange freaks with premature wrinkles, plastic coatings, enlarged pores... and bright smiles.
Honestly, the orange look is worse. Kim doesn't look terrible here. I do think, however, that she could use a haircut and perhaps a new personal trainer and stylist. If she wants to remain in the public eye, that is.
68. tanya - September 29, 2009 12:13 PM
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH SURGERY SHE GETS....SHE IS STIIL UGLY
69. hawkeye - October 5, 2009 8:59 AM
Lil Kim Nude Uncensored Video
http://www.scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Lil_Kim_Nude_Uncensored_Video
70. jeux wii - October 26, 2009 2:43 AM
Wow what a hot pics.. Lil Kim is looking really sexy in bikini..