Sep 8 2009Katy Perry's breasts can still kill a man
If you're like me, you spent most of today trying to reacclimate yourself to the workplace,only to be pestered by a nagging fear that Katy Perry's stupidly large breasts might have shrunk over the weekend. For some of you this might have entailed an inability to keep dangerous criminals off the streets, or more importantly, dance naked for dollar bills. Well, since the president decided to foolishly focus on education today (Commie.), it's up to me to heal you, America. So here's Katy's breasts at the Warped tour on Sunday: Large as the day is long.
You're welcome and God bless.
Photos: WireImage
Reader Comments
1. boobs - September 8, 2009 2:37 PM
first! yay for boobies!
2. Dee - September 8, 2009 2:38 PM
Awesome!
3. fearsarewishes - September 8, 2009 2:38 PM
She's dressed to kill and guess who's dying?
4. Milk - September 8, 2009 2:41 PM
Butterface.
5. Inspector Gadget - September 8, 2009 2:41 PM
WOWZERS!!!! Go go gadget condom!!
6. Rob - September 8, 2009 2:43 PM
Besides the obvious boobies, there's something about Katy Perry that I just want to do things to here constantly. She's not the hottest lil philly out there but definitely one I could say I wouldn't be bored with.
7. HolyGhost - September 8, 2009 2:44 PM
I'd lick her plate!
8. titsonsnack - September 8, 2009 2:45 PM
She looks like a retard. Who is she? Is she that chick who sang that "I kissed a girl" fuckin' song?
She looks like she has brain damage.
9. Kangaroo - September 8, 2009 2:55 PM
Her annoyingness is off the charts. Awful.
10. Taz - September 8, 2009 2:58 PM
I'd like to fuck her tits, and fill that mouth with my jizz.
11. LawnGnome - September 8, 2009 3:01 PM
She just looks like she's gonna chunk up in a few years.
12. toolboy - September 8, 2009 3:02 PM
#8
Yeah, she is a little "off". Even so, those tittays would drive me to install a Whack a Mole game in my basement just to get her over there. Retards love that shit.
13. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 8, 2009 3:05 PM
Awesome tits. I agree with #9, though. She is fucking annoying but that's nothing a towel soaked in chloroform won't cure.
14. RichPort's Ghost - September 8, 2009 3:15 PM
I am soooooooo photoshopping that first picture...
15. The Listener - September 8, 2009 3:17 PM
She's pretty and she has really nice large perky breasts.
16. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 8, 2009 3:17 PM
Motorboating bliss.
17. BMW X1 Commercial - September 8, 2009 3:19 PM
i'd love to gag her with my nutz
18. ®usty - September 8, 2009 3:22 PM
are her 15 minutes up yet? when is the homemade sex tape coming out?
19. Beetlejuice - September 8, 2009 3:35 PM
I would lick her butthole every day.
20. Randal - September 8, 2009 3:42 PM
Hope each and everyone of you had a wonderful Labor Day weekend!
Katy Perry certainly does not need ample amount of cleavage to draw attention to herself and I don't know why she continues to promote it as a some selling point when it's her music that has made her so popular.
Randal
21. Milton Bradley - September 8, 2009 3:42 PM
first!
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22. bop - September 8, 2009 3:47 PM
She annoys me and is obviously just wearing a really tight push up bra as her boobs are mashed together
23. Shamus O'Hara - September 8, 2009 4:13 PM
Without the rack no one would care about her.
24. havoc - September 8, 2009 4:18 PM
Nothing would warm my heart more than to put a few ounces of throat yogurt down her gullet. But she is getting a little cartoonish....
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25. Joe - September 8, 2009 4:32 PM
I love people calling her a butterface... compared to what exactly?
I mean, she's not Grace Kelly, but who the fark is? 2, maybe 3 people?
26. Itchy - September 8, 2009 4:34 PM
So can her face
27. Sexy Costumes - September 8, 2009 4:40 PM
I love Katy Perry. At least she can really sing unlike Britney, Ashley and the rest of these manufacturer "artists"
28. Motorboatin' Sunuvabitch - September 8, 2009 5:02 PM
Katy got some big ass tittays
29. Pilatunes - September 8, 2009 5:04 PM
That makes two things (or is a pair of breasts one thing) that I like about this talentless shit.
30. richard prickier - September 8, 2009 5:06 PM
She's a butterface no-talent hack. Hence the caked on make-up and gaudy outfits.
31. paul - September 8, 2009 6:01 PM
shes fucking hot as shit. screw you guys and your fake wants. this girl is gorgeous.
32. richard - September 8, 2009 6:02 PM
screw you guys, this chick is fucking gorgeous.
33. Tanzarian - September 8, 2009 6:24 PM
I too would describe where on/in her person I would like to ejaculate my seed, but it's already in my pants.
34. yowillie - September 8, 2009 10:23 PM
Looks like time for a pearl necklace.
35. yowillie - September 8, 2009 10:25 PM
She's far from a Butterface.
36. clpierced - September 8, 2009 11:56 PM
katy you are ehh decent. sorry, i hate when my friends dress up in retarded outfits like you do. the only thing i am jealous about is your boobs. can i have a rack like that for a week? i still like your song i kissed a girl though :)
37. ha - September 9, 2009 6:23 AM
@27
No actually she's one of the worst singers I've ever heard. Even when they doctor her voice it sounds bad.
She would be prettier if she looked just a bit more like Zooey Deschanel.
38. Darth - September 9, 2009 10:24 AM
You can tell that she loves being in her undies and ice cream.
39. Dread not - September 9, 2009 10:25 AM
Yeah!
40. AmericanWhiteTrash - September 9, 2009 10:26 AM
Looks aside, for some reason this chick really bugs me.
41. Nero - September 9, 2009 10:30 AM
Someone should just grap that tongue once and pull it a little.
42. Narcissist - September 9, 2009 11:08 AM
@ 20 - BAH! Enough of this music charade. More push up bras!
43. Wine of Month Club - September 9, 2009 12:11 PM
I'm sorry.....but she looks great there!
44. Iceis - September 9, 2009 8:07 PM
its funny how some people on here are like 'she'll wash out in a couple of years' but they said she would be forgotten in 1 year. well its a year later and she's still going strongg
45. Iceis - September 9, 2009 8:08 PM
its funny how some people on here are like 'she'll wash out in a couple of years' but they said she would be forgotten in 1 year. well its a year later and she's still going strongg
46. The ZaZ - September 9, 2009 11:40 PM
All over that.
47. carmen - September 10, 2009 4:29 AM
She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^
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48. carmen - September 10, 2009 4:36 AM
She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^
Bad site good place ……Sugarloves.Com ……
Get ready to meet Hot Sugar Daddy and Sexy Sugar Baby
here.
49. Notfunny - September 11, 2009 1:37 AM
women hate this chick, she is very pretty but totally weird so women can't wrap their heads around someone not cookie cutter like miley to whatever. Perry has some of the prettiest eyes Ive seen in a long ass time on a celeb woman, most look coked to shit
50. Kyuss - September 19, 2009 10:00 PM
would love to blow my cookie dough all over her ass tits an face after we both get coked up to the gills, then i would make Katey eat out a girl.... an i really couldent give a shit if she liked it or not because i would have =)
51. yowillie - October 30, 2009 10:56 PM
She can sure open wide..be a perfect fit...and that tongue.