Jayde Nicole in a bikini
Here's Jayde Nicole in Miami yesterday sans Brody Jenner. You know, the fact that Jayde was able to become the 2008 Playmate of the Year demonstrates an important point about how women's faces are perceived by men. And that point is: What were you just saying? Babe, I swear to God I was listening.

Reader Comments
1. Respect - September 14, 2009 5:34 PM
Damn, am I first? She's hot
2. Jethro - September 14, 2009 5:36 PM
Wow........first.
3. John - September 14, 2009 5:37 PM
I love her "respect" tattoo just right above her vag. Talk about classy.
4. Jethro - September 14, 2009 5:37 PM
congrats to respect, damn. LOL
Yeah, she's hot.
5. http://www.popduds.com/ - September 14, 2009 5:39 PM
It should be illegal for hot girls to get tattoos. Tats are so trashy, end of story.
6. Respect - September 14, 2009 5:40 PM
Had "respect" on my mind . . . . .
7. izzo - September 14, 2009 5:40 PM
Respect the pussy bitches
8. Tad Bit Tipsy - September 14, 2009 5:43 PM
That tattoo is on the wrong side.... it should be "Respect That Ass!!!"
Because, damn what an ass....
9. Dr Truth - September 14, 2009 5:43 PM
@5 this girl is trash.
10. Ganja - September 14, 2009 5:44 PM
Wouldn't the placement of her tatoo be considered an oxymoron he he.
11. Amy - September 14, 2009 5:53 PM
Faces actually do matter....which is why no one thinks Lady Gaga is hot.
12. skinflute - September 14, 2009 5:58 PM
ah, because you see, if boning Chody Jenner hadn't convinced you she's all about respect, her poon-tat was sure to confirm it.
13. skinflute - September 14, 2009 5:59 PM
ah, because you see, if boning Chody Jenner hadn't convinced you she's all about respect, her poon-tat was sure to confirm it.
14. Tamara Knight - September 14, 2009 6:01 PM
Respect her vag !
15. Superman - September 14, 2009 6:04 PM
Holy mother fucker she's hot
16. Adam - September 14, 2009 6:08 PM
HOLY SHIT DOES HER CROTCH SAY "IMPACT" ON IT?? SWEET!
17. Adam - September 14, 2009 6:08 PM
HOLY SHIT DOES HER CROTCH SAY "IMPACT" ON IT?? SWEET!
18. hacksaw - September 14, 2009 6:09 PM
I'd hit it.
19. Mole - September 14, 2009 6:12 PM
I still don't get why her face is lopsided.
20. MRB - September 14, 2009 6:26 PM
Not only is she smoking hot, but she's also Canadian!! :D
21. Yup - September 14, 2009 6:34 PM
Ha she must know that her face isn't as appealing since she's reminding everyone to respect her as they stare at her crotch - lovely just lovely
22. Taz - September 14, 2009 6:35 PM
I'd like to spoof all over that tat
23. Tamara Knight - September 14, 2009 6:41 PM
#19 It could be because of Bell's Palsy ?
24. Meugh - September 14, 2009 6:41 PM
This site needs to buy some INTERNETS and fast. Slowest piece of shit in existence.
25. ROUGH daddy - September 14, 2009 6:44 PM
Im trying to pin point @ what this broad have done to her face, but I cant put my finger on it...there's various aspect to her face in different lights...
Pretty good body though...Id slow down on the "hot"thing till i see proof...
26. Wallpapers - September 14, 2009 6:45 PM
owwww very veryy sexyy
27. sam - September 14, 2009 6:46 PM
Daaaaang what I could do to her... but i think i would be to much for here.. lol
28. Tad Bit Tipsy - September 14, 2009 6:54 PM
How could you respect something that still probably smells and tastes like lettuce...
29. not bad - September 14, 2009 7:17 PM
She is definately hot. But she is most likely a dumb fuck. As evidenced by that "Respect" tat right above her TWAT. Can you imagine getting ready to stick your dick into a vadge with respect tat'd right above it. I would finish her off with a Donkey Puch, just because of that.
30. titsonsnack - September 14, 2009 7:46 PM
The things dudes respect the most are chicks who take their clothes off for money and get jailhouse tattoos on their pussies. So much respect.
31. She's fuckin nuts - September 14, 2009 7:48 PM
Her choice of nail polish is hideous also.
32. tats lulz - September 14, 2009 7:55 PM
respect? I thought it said "Inspect" and was all set to do so.
33. jakaran - September 14, 2009 7:57 PM
She.........Nice.
34. http://www.popduds.com/ - September 14, 2009 8:00 PM
Her left eye is significantly higher than her right eye. I wish I hadn't noticed that, but now I can't unsee it.
35. mel - September 14, 2009 8:02 PM
Why does nobody notice how stupid her face looks? She could play Shannen Doherty.
36. minx - September 14, 2009 8:05 PM
how dare this bitch claim her tits are real
37. Leia - September 14, 2009 8:08 PM
She is really quite beautiful, trashy ho-ness aside. Comparable with Megan Fox in a flattering photo. That lettuce bikini she wore that time made me want to vomit though. And her tattoo is fucking stupid.
38. Dane - September 14, 2009 8:09 PM
She looks like a Sloth from Goonies with that one low eye... a hot Sloth from Goonies...
39. Freddo - September 14, 2009 8:28 PM
Holy crap with those weird eyes too close together, and the permanently open mouth she looks like the love child of George W Bush and Heidi Montag.
Great ass though.
Slutty tattoo though. I too thought it said 'Inspect'
I bet she's as dumb as a dead fart.
40. ___ - September 14, 2009 8:41 PM
Let it be known that if you comment on this site, and your comment is "I'd hit it," you're a fucking tool. Period. And furthermore, if you are that much of a tool, it's a pretty safe assumption that you wouldn't hit shit. You'd just sit there and do nothing. Becuase you have no game whatsoever.
Yes, I am talking to you #18. And #22, you're just as bad.
41. California Red - September 14, 2009 8:58 PM
"respect" tattoo on vag visible in every bikini shot = more porn star than playmate.
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43. M - September 14, 2009 9:27 PM
nice body. busted face.
44. bewbiegirl - September 14, 2009 9:56 PM
It is said she is looking for a young handsome baby on a famous celeb&wealthy romance site __SeekRichBeauty.com___
45. cuby - September 14, 2009 10:14 PM
Do you know what it’s like being alone, when something eats at your heart and leaves you
sitting in the dark waiting, waiting for some one to call you to acknowledge your existents.
To breathe the breath of life, so I can say I have some one to talk to....well, if this poem
interest u, how about communicate with me?
46. Crocoduck - September 14, 2009 10:15 PM
Weird plastic tits, butter face, idiotic tattoo. Other than these, she's the complete package!
47. cuby - September 14, 2009 10:20 PM
Do you know what it’s like being alone, when something eats at your heart and leaves you
sitting in the dark waiting, waiting for some one to call you to acknowledge your existents.
To breathe the breath of life, so I can say I have some one to talk to....well, if this poem
interest u, how about communicate with me ?
48. so - September 14, 2009 10:38 PM
Gorgeous body; shame about the face.
49. Albert Gore - September 14, 2009 10:49 PM
1. Her face looks like she had a stroke.
2. Anyone that would tatoo "respect" over their twat has none.
50. bubble - September 14, 2009 11:20 PM
why respect anything you have to teach
51. Photoshop Police - September 14, 2009 11:30 PM
attention models: stop using botox and collagen and all that other injectable crap that you don't need, makes you uglier, and ruins your facial expression.
I fail to understand why a playmate of the year still thinks she needs to improve her looks afterward... YOU'RE FREAKIN PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR! HOW MUCH MORE HOT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET?
52. Zee Brat - September 14, 2009 11:35 PM
At least the tattoo is original.
I don't think she has a boob job. Most dumb chicks pick something much larger.
53. RtSS - September 14, 2009 11:36 PM
Respect the Camel Toe!!! KTT - Baby... Know The Toe!!! KTT...
That ass needs to be respected. I will respect it with a salute from my schlong. Jayde, do you want your brown starfish tickled? Call me.
54. Martina - September 14, 2009 11:55 PM
I'm surprised that she didn't tattoo "easy access" down there.
55. rct - September 15, 2009 12:15 AM
super hot body. flawless, in fact. perfect size boobs, beautiful, smooth, skin. would like a slightly smaller waist, but after all, she is only human. face is strange. all tattoos are classless and for trailer trash like megan fox.
56. rct - September 15, 2009 12:17 AM
super hot body. flawless, in fact. perfect size boobs, beautiful, smooth, skin. would like a slightly smaller waist, but after all, she is only human. face is strange. all tattoos are classless and for trailer trash like megan fox.
57. She's trying to be trailer trash - September 15, 2009 12:23 AM
Why would ANY woman have the word "respect" tattood above her pussy? Respect what? Her vagina? WTF? Nice; another trailer trash dumbass. She probably has a tattoo on her ass that says "Insert Here" with an arrow pointing to her asshole...
58. Duke Steele - September 15, 2009 12:26 AM
Hey look! Its Shannon Doherty. Oh no wait a minute. Wrong lopsided face.
59. timmy the dying boy - September 15, 2009 1:11 AM
Here's something most people don't know: Aretha Franklin has RESPECT tattooed above her pussy, too. It's true, Google it if you don't believe me.
60. iamsofool925 - September 15, 2009 2:51 AM
Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more
and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the
world be??
61. http://www.thefamousphere.com - September 15, 2009 2:59 AM
What the fuck am i supposed to respect? The fact that you put shitty tattoos next to your smelly, overused vagina?
62. estetik - September 15, 2009 5:18 AM
very sexy, but I wish to see without bikini...
63. estetik - September 15, 2009 5:18 AM
very sexy, but I wish to see without bikini...
64. snapin her nipples - September 15, 2009 6:17 AM
#51- I have known lots of true 9's & 10's (btw, no woman is a 10 after 30 years old). One thing that I found they all had in common. The hotter they were, the more insecure they are. They seemed to be chasing perfection. They never thought they were beautiful enough. They all knew the power they held over men & many woman. That they were lusted after. Once their looks began to fade, they lost their power.
I dated a true 9.5+. She had natural 34D breasts. Nicer tits than jessica simpson had in her prime. "Kriston" once pulled her top down, flashing me. She said, "these will take me anywhere I want to go, including the South of France".
65. Do her in that perfect ass - September 15, 2009 6:24 AM
To bad this chick is such an idiot. She dates the moron jenner. He has his own name tat'd in HUGE letters across his chest. A real fuckin moron. She has a perfect bod though.
66. Dread not - September 15, 2009 6:47 AM
11. Amy - September 14, 2009 5:53 PM
Faces actually do matter....which is why no one thinks Lady Gaga is hot.
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For me, a woman's face is ALMOST a non-issue. If she has what I CONSIDER an attractive body and some sort of charisma, then she's fair game. For the record, IMO, Lady Gaga is pretty hot. There's nothing about her persona that seems overtly appealing. But her body is kickin', she's got a sweet ass and nice legs, no doubt about it. She's doable.
As for Jayde Nicole? She's a hotter, younger, uber-feminine version of a tattooless, Kat Von D.
67. ROUGH daddy - September 15, 2009 9:07 AM
Did Shannon Doherty jiffy lube her face too? i want to see some pics of that,,,
68. Parker - September 15, 2009 9:47 AM
Thank you God for making the photographer take that close-up shot of her ass. It makes it so much more pleasant to imagine how nice it would feel to slide my weiner between those sweet cheeks and buttfuck her. Amen.
69. Eva - September 15, 2009 10:08 AM
Something about her eyes is wrong and bothers me to hell. They're too far apart.
I'll admit she's got a nice body aside from that weird looking belly button. Least it's not an outie.
70. Sexyface - September 15, 2009 10:58 AM
i so want to lick her vag MMmmmmmm...i think erm...il eat out today...ahahaha
71. AGame - September 15, 2009 11:38 AM
hot bod - horrible face. too much plastic surgery. must have had an even fuglier mug.
poor thing.
i wld still dip my ballz in it though.
72. Inspector - September 15, 2009 12:09 PM
is it me or does her tat spell "inspect"
i will have to inspect this...
73. Darth - September 15, 2009 1:39 PM
The tan looks quite allright.
74. Rhialto - September 15, 2009 1:45 PM
Why isn't she wearing her floaties?
75. Jonathan - September 15, 2009 4:25 PM
Now I don't know a thing about this girl but I would imagine that tattoo should say "I have little to no respect" or "violate with disrespect". Just sayin'.
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76. Nameless - September 15, 2009 4:36 PM
Stick a buck up her vag...when she complains...you can tell her you are just paying your respects.
77. rubyskye - September 15, 2009 7:23 PM
How could she possibly have that tattooed there? Should be replaced with ridiculous
78. Kelley - September 15, 2009 7:30 PM
At least her tits are real !!
79. kris - September 16, 2009 1:12 AM
butter face
wide hips
cankles
vag-tat
grose
80. jake - September 16, 2009 1:14 AM
Is that octomom?
81. John Walters - September 16, 2009 2:34 AM
Wow. Ur all losers. Except for those that said she's half-decent. For the rest, including "this guy (Superficial)", ...Have You Ever Left the House?? Guess Not! See that on any shore over and over. ORDINARY!! Across the board!!
82. lisa - September 16, 2009 11:37 AM
great skin!
83. mocha - September 17, 2009 12:17 AM
ughh...she looks like a hotter version of Joss Stone
84. jily - September 17, 2009 3:59 AM
She is hot, just saw her profile on-----interracialsearching.com-----so many hot pictures about her are shown there, she is enjoying hot dating there? I even can't believe it.
85. dooshbag - September 17, 2009 2:04 PM
Nothing says classy like "respect" tattooed above your gash.
86. lovinglife - September 19, 2009 12:17 AM
She is stunning from head-to-toe! I have known Jayde since grade seven and guess what... they are real! I hope you guys look good in the colour green!
87. Jeff - September 24, 2009 1:48 PM
BUTTER FACE....
Amazing body but man that face needs some work. she is a face down ass up kinda girl.
88. Jeff - September 24, 2009 1:48 PM
BUTTER FACE....
Amazing body but man that face needs some work. she is a face down ass up kinda girl.
89. NxIxCxKxMxAxNx - October 8, 2009 7:47 PM
need sauce on that video now.
90. Çene Estetiği - October 16, 2009 4:55 AM
hair is very nice ... bikini as ...
91. Estetik - October 21, 2009 9:03 AM
bikini color too sweet ...
92. James - November 29, 2009 2:17 AM
you are a thief and its not nice to take some one poems 45. cuby I'm so mad at you!!!!!!!!!!