Sep 14 2009

Jayde Nicole in a bikini


Here's Jayde Nicole in Miami yesterday sans Brody Jenner. You know, the fact that Jayde was able to become the 2008 Playmate of the Year demonstrates an important point about how women's faces are perceived by men. And that point is: What were you just saying? Babe, I swear to God I was listening.

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Damn, am I first? She's hot

Wow........first.

I love her "respect" tattoo just right above her vag. Talk about classy.

congrats to respect, damn. LOL
Yeah, she's hot.

It should be illegal for hot girls to get tattoos. Tats are so trashy, end of story.

Had "respect" on my mind . . . . .

Respect the pussy bitches

That tattoo is on the wrong side.... it should be "Respect That Ass!!!"
Because, damn what an ass....

@5 this girl is trash.

Wouldn't the placement of her tatoo be considered an oxymoron he he.

Faces actually do matter....which is why no one thinks Lady Gaga is hot.

ah, because you see, if boning Chody Jenner hadn't convinced you she's all about respect, her poon-tat was sure to confirm it.

ah, because you see, if boning Chody Jenner hadn't convinced you she's all about respect, her poon-tat was sure to confirm it.

Respect her vag !

Holy mother fucker she's hot

HOLY SHIT DOES HER CROTCH SAY "IMPACT" ON IT?? SWEET!

HOLY SHIT DOES HER CROTCH SAY "IMPACT" ON IT?? SWEET!

I'd hit it.

I still don't get why her face is lopsided.

Not only is she smoking hot, but she's also Canadian!! :D

Ha she must know that her face isn't as appealing since she's reminding everyone to respect her as they stare at her crotch - lovely just lovely

I'd like to spoof all over that tat

#19 It could be because of Bell's Palsy ?

This site needs to buy some INTERNETS and fast. Slowest piece of shit in existence.

Im trying to pin point @ what this broad have done to her face, but I cant put my finger on it...there's various aspect to her face in different lights...

Pretty good body though...Id slow down on the "hot"thing till i see proof...

owwww very veryy sexyy

Daaaaang what I could do to her... but i think i would be to much for here.. lol

How could you respect something that still probably smells and tastes like lettuce...

She is definately hot. But she is most likely a dumb fuck. As evidenced by that "Respect" tat right above her TWAT. Can you imagine getting ready to stick your dick into a vadge with respect tat'd right above it. I would finish her off with a Donkey Puch, just because of that.

The things dudes respect the most are chicks who take their clothes off for money and get jailhouse tattoos on their pussies. So much respect.

Her choice of nail polish is hideous also.

respect? I thought it said "Inspect" and was all set to do so.

She.........Nice.

Her left eye is significantly higher than her right eye. I wish I hadn't noticed that, but now I can't unsee it.

Why does nobody notice how stupid her face looks? She could play Shannen Doherty.

how dare this bitch claim her tits are real

She is really quite beautiful, trashy ho-ness aside. Comparable with Megan Fox in a flattering photo. That lettuce bikini she wore that time made me want to vomit though. And her tattoo is fucking stupid.

She looks like a Sloth from Goonies with that one low eye... a hot Sloth from Goonies...

Holy crap with those weird eyes too close together, and the permanently open mouth she looks like the love child of George W Bush and Heidi Montag.

Great ass though.

Slutty tattoo though. I too thought it said 'Inspect'

I bet she's as dumb as a dead fart.

Let it be known that if you comment on this site, and your comment is "I'd hit it," you're a fucking tool. Period. And furthermore, if you are that much of a tool, it's a pretty safe assumption that you wouldn't hit shit. You'd just sit there and do nothing. Becuase you have no game whatsoever.

Yes, I am talking to you #18. And #22, you're just as bad.

"respect" tattoo on vag visible in every bikini shot = more porn star than playmate.

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nice body. busted face.

It is said she is looking for a young handsome baby on a famous celeb&wealthy romance site __SeekRichBeauty.com___

Do you know what it’s like being alone, when something eats at your heart and leaves you

sitting in the dark waiting, waiting for some one to call you to acknowledge your existents.

To breathe the breath of life, so I can say I have some one to talk to....well, if this poem

interest u, how about communicate with me?

Weird plastic tits, butter face, idiotic tattoo. Other than these, she's the complete package!

Do you know what it’s like being alone, when something eats at your heart and leaves you

sitting in the dark waiting, waiting for some one to call you to acknowledge your existents.

To breathe the breath of life, so I can say I have some one to talk to....well, if this poem

interest u, how about communicate with me ?

Gorgeous body; shame about the face.

1. Her face looks like she had a stroke.
2. Anyone that would tatoo "respect" over their twat has none.

why respect anything you have to teach

attention models: stop using botox and collagen and all that other injectable crap that you don't need, makes you uglier, and ruins your facial expression.

I fail to understand why a playmate of the year still thinks she needs to improve her looks afterward... YOU'RE FREAKIN PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR! HOW MUCH MORE HOT DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET?

At least the tattoo is original.

I don't think she has a boob job. Most dumb chicks pick something much larger.

Respect the Camel Toe!!! KTT - Baby... Know The Toe!!! KTT...

That ass needs to be respected. I will respect it with a salute from my schlong. Jayde, do you want your brown starfish tickled? Call me.

I'm surprised that she didn't tattoo "easy access" down there.

super hot body. flawless, in fact. perfect size boobs, beautiful, smooth, skin. would like a slightly smaller waist, but after all, she is only human. face is strange. all tattoos are classless and for trailer trash like megan fox.

super hot body. flawless, in fact. perfect size boobs, beautiful, smooth, skin. would like a slightly smaller waist, but after all, she is only human. face is strange. all tattoos are classless and for trailer trash like megan fox.

Why would ANY woman have the word "respect" tattood above her pussy? Respect what? Her vagina? WTF? Nice; another trailer trash dumbass. She probably has a tattoo on her ass that says "Insert Here" with an arrow pointing to her asshole...

Hey look! Its Shannon Doherty. Oh no wait a minute. Wrong lopsided face.

Here's something most people don't know: Aretha Franklin has RESPECT tattooed above her pussy, too. It's true, Google it if you don't believe me.

Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more

and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the

world be??

What the fuck am i supposed to respect? The fact that you put shitty tattoos next to your smelly, overused vagina?

very sexy, but I wish to see without bikini...

very sexy, but I wish to see without bikini...

#51- I have known lots of true 9's & 10's (btw, no woman is a 10 after 30 years old). One thing that I found they all had in common. The hotter they were, the more insecure they are. They seemed to be chasing perfection. They never thought they were beautiful enough. They all knew the power they held over men & many woman. That they were lusted after. Once their looks began to fade, they lost their power.

I dated a true 9.5+. She had natural 34D breasts. Nicer tits than jessica simpson had in her prime. "Kriston" once pulled her top down, flashing me. She said, "these will take me anywhere I want to go, including the South of France".

To bad this chick is such an idiot. She dates the moron jenner. He has his own name tat'd in HUGE letters across his chest. A real fuckin moron. She has a perfect bod though.

11. Amy - September 14, 2009 5:53 PM

Faces actually do matter....which is why no one thinks Lady Gaga is hot.

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For me, a woman's face is ALMOST a non-issue. If she has what I CONSIDER an attractive body and some sort of charisma, then she's fair game. For the record, IMO, Lady Gaga is pretty hot. There's nothing about her persona that seems overtly appealing. But her body is kickin', she's got a sweet ass and nice legs, no doubt about it. She's doable.

As for Jayde Nicole? She's a hotter, younger, uber-feminine version of a tattooless, Kat Von D.

Did Shannon Doherty jiffy lube her face too? i want to see some pics of that,,,

Thank you God for making the photographer take that close-up shot of her ass. It makes it so much more pleasant to imagine how nice it would feel to slide my weiner between those sweet cheeks and buttfuck her. Amen.

Something about her eyes is wrong and bothers me to hell. They're too far apart.

I'll admit she's got a nice body aside from that weird looking belly button. Least it's not an outie.

i so want to lick her vag MMmmmmmm...i think erm...il eat out today...ahahaha

hot bod - horrible face. too much plastic surgery. must have had an even fuglier mug.

poor thing.

i wld still dip my ballz in it though.

is it me or does her tat spell "inspect"
i will have to inspect this...

The tan looks quite allright.

Why isn't she wearing her floaties?

Now I don't know a thing about this girl but I would imagine that tattoo should say "I have little to no respect" or "violate with disrespect". Just sayin'.
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Stick a buck up her vag...when she complains...you can tell her you are just paying your respects.

How could she possibly have that tattooed there? Should be replaced with ridiculous

At least her tits are real !!

butter face
wide hips
cankles
vag-tat
grose

Is that octomom?

Wow. Ur all losers. Except for those that said she's half-decent. For the rest, including "this guy (Superficial)", ...Have You Ever Left the House?? Guess Not! See that on any shore over and over. ORDINARY!! Across the board!!

great skin!

ughh...she looks like a hotter version of Joss Stone

She is hot, just saw her profile on-----interracialsearching.com-----so many hot pictures about her are shown there, she is enjoying hot dating there? I even can't believe it.

Nothing says classy like "respect" tattooed above your gash.

She is stunning from head-to-toe! I have known Jayde since grade seven and guess what... they are real! I hope you guys look good in the colour green!

BUTTER FACE....

Amazing body but man that face needs some work. she is a face down ass up kinda girl.

BUTTER FACE....

Amazing body but man that face needs some work. she is a face down ass up kinda girl.

need sauce on that video now.

hair is very nice ... bikini as ...

bikini color too sweet ...

you are a thief and its not nice to take some one poems 45. cuby I'm so mad at you!!!!!!!!!!

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