Sep 23 2009Chloe Sevigny & Jason Segel are dating
Chloe Sevigny (Big Love) and Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother) are dating, according to Page Six, and talk about a great match. One of them showed their penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall while the other gave Vincent Gallo a graphic BJ in The Brown Bunny. If you try not to think about it at all, it makes perfect sense. Trust me, I've been in a relationship or two(hundred). I know how these things work.
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. kolp - September 23, 2009 2:18 PM
Great actress, not very sexy.
2. sixpack - September 23, 2009 2:18 PM
...who?? Looks like two average Jews going to a Bar Mitzvah @ the Pierre Hotel.
3. cc - September 23, 2009 2:32 PM
Well at least he knows a-head of time that she likes to give blowjobs. That's important.
4. asfawe - September 23, 2009 2:33 PM
meh.
5. Jon - September 23, 2009 2:35 PM
You just gave the best publicity The Brown Bunny has probably ever seen. Any straight male who's never seen that movie, after reading this post, just added the movie to their uTorrent downloads list.
6. hacksaw - September 23, 2009 2:38 PM
I'd hit it.
7. Nameless - September 23, 2009 2:43 PM
She is plain as hell for an actress. I guess bjs and swallowing on film ups her hotness level a little.
8. sin - September 23, 2009 2:49 PM
Nice to know that the woman you date can give good blow jobs.
9. The Critic - September 23, 2009 3:02 PM
Chloe is a sexy lady and an amazing actr...BWAHAHAH..I couldn't even finish that line with a straight face.
Yeah, She gives head, Graphic head.
10. Randal - September 23, 2009 3:49 PM
GGrrrowl Chloe! I'm so digging the dotted dress on you as it accents your many sharp curves. It's always great to see new upcoming blood in the industry do well, not only in movies but in love.
Randal
11. Max Planck - September 23, 2009 3:52 PM
Oh Randal, why don't you just have her baby and get it over with!
12. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester - September 23, 2009 4:09 PM
She swallowed in the movie? I thought she just allowed him to splooge on her face/mouth.
13. Crusty - September 23, 2009 4:12 PM
OK, I went to watch the graphic BJ and guess what? It IS pretty graphic!! For once, truth in advertising has not disappointed. Nice swallowing also - watch the cheeks suck in and out - good job!!
14. Bert - September 23, 2009 4:19 PM
In pic 4 her armpit looks like B. Spears vagina.
15. Randal(l) - September 23, 2009 4:48 PM
UURRRRGH Chloe you stupid slut! that dotted dress does well to disguise your sloppy titties. It's been 15 years since Kids and all you have to show for the past 15 years is that you blew a guy on film and you get to bang Nick Andopolis...(which, truth be told, is pretty sweet.)
Randal(l)
16. sierra - September 23, 2009 5:08 PM
aw jason seems like a sweet guy.
17. Crabby Old Guy - September 23, 2009 6:04 PM
That girl can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. And that's the number one quality to look for in a date...a waitress...a Sunday School teacher...
18. Sickitten - September 23, 2009 6:10 PM
She actually got her foot in the door because some lame writer of a magazine thought she was the schizzle.
http://sickitten.com/2008/11/18/who-let-this-one-in.aspx
Ugh!
19. Hawkeye Love - September 23, 2009 6:22 PM
Wow, I call that bj scene throwing yourself into your work. Holy $hit when she read the script and it detailed the scene of taking 'dick in mouth' and she saw no fluffer double, I wonder what she was thinking?
Mormon girls are easier than I thought.
20. Yooarel.com - September 23, 2009 7:22 PM
Two of the ugliest people in show biz pair up to have a go. Fancy that.
21. isitin - September 23, 2009 7:29 PM
Lets try this again, click it now.
22. desiree - September 23, 2009 7:31 PM
DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT THE REDHEAD BEHIND THEM IS BLAKE LIVELY'S SISTER, ROBIN LIVELY??? FROM THE TEENAGE WITCH MOVIE!!?!?
23. KRS-One - September 23, 2009 7:37 PM
Lucky bitch.
24. blame it on ROUGH DADDY - September 23, 2009 8:14 PM
For the obvious reason they both cancel each other out...
25. BOo - September 23, 2009 8:22 PM
She gives amazing head.
26. RLM - September 23, 2009 9:19 PM
This is breaking my heart. She is vile, and he is awesome -- why is he doing this?
27. ppl - September 23, 2009 9:35 PM
wow, they're uglies...need to be in radio not tv
28. Hilarious! - September 23, 2009 10:19 PM
Sorry, but she sucked a cock on camera. Her stock is WAYYYYYY up with me.
29. UGGS - September 24, 2009 3:34 AM
take this ugg now
30. ugg - September 24, 2009 3:35 AM
take this ugg for a change?
31. Jammy - September 24, 2009 9:48 AM
Yay! Next time he gets a blowjob it'll be ART.
32. mafme - September 24, 2009 9:56 AM
I started recognizing her as someone when Big Love started up on HBO. I didn't think she was very attractive at first, but slowly she's become really, really sexy in my eyes... not sure what's up with that. She's one of those people who just has some intangible qualities-- maybe she's able to exude the appearance of strength or something. I don't know... anyway... whatever. To each his own.
33. Galtacticus - September 24, 2009 12:50 PM
You can tell they're very happy together! Are they going to get married this weekend?!
34. Pickens - September 24, 2009 5:26 PM
Andre the Giant, get out of the shot!
35. Aimee Davison - September 24, 2009 10:36 PM
I love her. She is gorgeous for so many reasons, including her personal style. The match makes 100% sense. I wish them well.
36. BLEURGH! - September 25, 2009 6:13 AM
She's an unfortunate looking, overly pretentious, herpes-ridden bicycle. Every aspiring hipster has had a ride on her at some point. Hit it and quit it, Jason.
37. Jonathan - September 25, 2009 3:49 PM
@22:
YES! TOTALLY. I saw that picture and noticed her before BJ queen and hilarious guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Didn't realize she was related to Blake Lively. Man, I need to go rent Teenage Witch for my kids now.
38. Jack - September 27, 2009 1:07 PM
TOTALLY!
39. Lewis - October 6, 2009 7:23 AM
Chloe Sevigny and Jason Segel Heavy Petting Papz Video
http://www.freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Chloe_Sevigny_and_Jason_Segel_Heavy_Petting
40. jimmyhd - October 15, 2009 7:08 AM
The eyes are charming.