Aug 10 2009Sophie Monk in a bikini

pam anderson 2.0

...lets keep the hepatitis off this one ...ok

holy christ

I wonder how much cock she can fit in her ass?

She really needs to lay off the ghost-white deodorant.....

Also, is she just pretending she poses like that for shits and giggles by herself, or is this a photo shoot??

@1

you mean "out of this one"

and by 'hepatitis" you mean "any penis but mine"

and by "mine", i mean "not yours"

lol her fake tan is coming off all patchy
looks odd
she'd be much more attractive without the lip collagen

who is this and why should I care?

Apparently she took off her top and laid out with her hands covering her breasts. With all these pics they couldn't have gotten any of her tits out? Paps are slipping.

16 photos and not one ass shot. Pathetic!

Typical american sex toy. Nothing spectacular, but eminantly fuckable.

I approve.

ya where's dat butt shot?

Her mouth never closes... eek.

Looks like her belly button is infected.

... and an ill-fitting one at that ...

#10 ... you mean iminently ... no such word as eminently, bonehead.

Eminently=noteworthy; Webster online isn't your friend.

Webster had nothing to do with it. And I know what it means, he doesn't.

Marta Kristen clone (look it up)...

It's always amazing when nobody's end up posing somewhere in a bikini for papz to take pics. I ended up looking up her wiki and I saw nothing noteworthy to mention except something about how her vagina is able to create black holes or was it that she had a black cock, ah hell I can't remember..

Hubba, hubba, hubba. For those guys who don't find this woman attractive, its time to officially announce YOU are gay.

bad tit job; bad lip job; no thanks

Aussie's are spoilt. Miranda Kerr and Sophie Monk. Exports you can bank the economy on.

Who the hell is she?

Nice tits tho...

Poor Kelley. "Imminently fuckable?" LOL. That makes no sense. "She's about to be fucked any second now".

Now, an "eminently fuckable" (noteworthy fuck) is spot on.

All I wanna know is why did she gets dump for Paris...Maybe shes all show and no action...

She's good looking. Definitely wouldn't kick her out of bed.

She's good looking. Definitely wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Poor Jason, there is no such word as eminently. Good one, though.

Knowing her last name, if I were making sex with her I would have images of the main guy from Monk in my head. Not good.

ugly face.. looks like a weasel smelling garbage

#28 - I think someone pointed it out earlier, you really should make friends with Merriam Webster online (provided you can copy and paste that into the browser because God knows you can't spell it).

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/eminently

I love her eyes.............................and other parts!!

@32 - And I love your gumption and hard-nose reporting style!

Let's see...

Main Entry: em·i·nent·ly
Pronunciation: \-lē\
Function: adverb
Date: 1616
: to a high degree : very

— im·mi·nent·ly adverb


It looks to me that Polit's "eminantly" was just a typo but used the word correctly...

Kelley on the other hand: yours was eminently not a brain fart, it was a brain defecation....look it up

Not hot, whoever the fuck she is.

Look's like the nazi grammar and spelling police are out today except @34...did you actually mean brain defection? Next time use an autocheck program when you want to pwn someone in a battle of spelling/proper grammar wit.

Gorgeous!

I think she is still beautiful. I wonder what happened between her and benji all the time. Her eyes are mesmerizing !

Nice to look at and probably fun to violate in the bathroom of some wedding reception hall, but who the fuck is she?

Just because you've never seen a word before it doesn't mean it doesn't exist Look it up jerk.

@40...Worst.Comeback.Ever

She is frighteningly ugly.

You're not even worth the trouble, Jerk

she is useless, but that suit is adorable.

@43. Viv the mere fact you have provded nothing but FAIL in this thread and continue to keep tapping those chubby fingers of yours with the replies is priceless and fucking amusing..now shush.

Actually you are an ignorant twat. "defecation" is a real word and you couldn't even grasp that. You talk about a battle of spelling/proper grammar wit but you have already failed at that miserably. You do not even have a full understanding of the English language to know that "defecation" is a word.

pathetic loser.

Dear The Jerk:

"Look's like the nazi grammar and spelling police are out today except @34...did you actually mean brain defection? Next time use an autocheck program when you want to pwn someone in a battle of spelling/proper grammar wit."

I find it hilarious that you managed to type up this message preaching the necessity of using proper spelling/grammar in a battle of spelling/grammar, yet YOUR OWN FIRST WORD was "Look's."

Look's? Is look a noun? Does it possess a like? No. You, too, fail at English.

@46.."Kelley on the other hand: yours was eminently not a brain fart, it was a brain defecation"...once again your stupidity has led you to ignore the fact you couldn't answer a simple fucking question I asked whether you meant a brain DEFECT or that the person you failed to insult with having the brain shit all over themselves, much like yourself has done still.. -_-

@47..LOLz..Pistol, I bet you spent a whole fucking half hour proof-reading your message before you sent that comment. I can just tell you made sure to dot your I's and cross your T's with all the perfection of the apostrophes and punctuation..Bravo shitbag, Bravo.

Yum.

You are definitely "the jerk."

@46.."Kelley on the other hand: yours was eminently not a brain fart, it was a brain defecation"...once again your stupidity has led you to ignore the fact you couldn't answer a simple fucking question I asked whether you meant a brain DEFECT or that the person you failed to insult with having the brain shit all over themselves, much like yourself has done still.. -_-

Try and cover it up all you like, the simple point is that YOU fucked up and are trying to backpedal. You had to ask the question of did she mean to say brain defect because you had no understanding of the word defecation. It makes common since in the original post. Why is it that you could not grasp that?

Whine like the pussy that you are all you like about someone not answering a retarded question of yours. The simple fact is that it did not deserve an answer because the original meaning was very clear in the post. You on the other hand failed and had to ask a question. Give it up and face the fact that you have made yourself look like a complete tool. Preaching to people about spelling and grammar and you cannot even grasp it yourself.

douchebag

@50..tl;dr...but nice job on the Capt. Save a'Ho speech. I asked a question and no matter what she refused to answer because apparently she's too busy taking a shit on your chest to ntoice..therefore she's a fucking idiot.

"It makes common since in the original post. Why is it that you could not grasp that?" - Didn't you mean common sense? Oh boy, go back and forth all you like Pistol, but it still wont get you laid on the internets.

err *notice.. I apologize for my quick typing and trying to FAP to Kelly Clarkson's huge ass of planetary magnitude.

when her eyes are open,
she looks like a zombie!
in that last pic she got me
with her zombie-eyes death-ray

I would have intercourse with her, but I would rather suck my boyfriend's cock and swallow

NICE (adjective)

JUICY (adjective)

CUNT (noun)

! (punctuation)

She has a small role in the movie "Sex and death 101". She does a nude scene which is amazing. One of the best bodies any of you homo haters will ever lay your eyes on. The tits certainly looked real in this movie. She's also gorgeous.

I'm Bill Clinton and I approve of this bimbo.

@ 10. she's not american, she's australian. and she's all natural too (for the rest of you)

hello

She's cute, but her hair's been bleached so much that it's all the colors of a rotten banana.

hello

The first picture reminds me of the creature from The Host.

Come to think of it, all of them do. It has to be her mouth.

Big deal, another D-list blonde bimbo PETA shill. Yawn.

She should wrap her big lips around my dick

OK !!! I stand corrected, all ... thanks :)

Have you ever seen a purebred negro looking that good?

Who or what is a Sophia Monk?

And why does the beat-off brigade above all think that she is attractive, especially since she has really obvious implants? And her hair looks fried from being bleached too often?

haha, infected bellybutton? rotten banana coloured hair? face like a weasle sniffing garbage? are you fucking kidding me? say what you want about the posing for paps, or how she's not exactly an a list celebrity but she is a fucking beautiful woman. stop picking faults with her appearance you ugly cunts :-)

She is so beautiful.

My the 12 year old boys sure are picky

I saw her once in 2002 in Queensland, Australia and again in 2006 in Sydney....this woman is tiny, gorgeous and fucking FLAWLESS. I love her, she is amazing. I wish I looked like her. Perfection.

photoshoot = worthless tease without ass shot.... come on paps get the picture!!!

Sophie? Who is your Daddy and what does he do? Come on, baby, say it! Sexy lil' minx, you.

wowwwwwwwwwww hootttt baby

For those of you wondering who she is, you might have seen her in "Date Movie" she played "Andy", the groom's hot best friend.

I want to live in her arm pits.

Why can't any of those lame-ass paparazzi take at least one picture of her taking a dump in the sand.

Now that would be adorable.

She Was In The "Date Movie".
It Was A Parody Of All These Date Movies.
Like "Scary Movie" Was A Parody Of All These Scary Movies.

it's clear watching her belly that she had a lipo....(at discount probably)

Nice curves. . .

It's even not That difficult to make it in Hollywood.You only need to be blessed with talent,a great body and the sympathy of the audience.

#82 That's all??

@ 82 Since when is talent nescessary?

i don't think she looks all that good

Pug face.