Aug 25 2009Mena Suvari in a bikini


Here's Mena Suvari hosting Absolut Saturday at AZURE in Vegas over the weekend, and there was a time when I'd question what drunken committee made that random call. Of course, that was before they started handing these thing out to Jon Gosselin, and I'm sure it's only a matter of time until Octomom: The Pool Party kicks off which will probably usher in the return of Satan. "At last, my time has com- Wait, does that chick who looks like Angelina Jolie seriously have 14 kids? 'The fuck are you people doing up here?"

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FIRST!

she does look like a mini jolie

I think she looks great! with or without tits. workin out!

I think she looks great! with or without tits. workin out!

Jesus, you could play the double feature at the Drive-in theater on her forehead.

Her face does that body no justice.

Wasn't she famous for like three minutes?

She makes Mat Damon look good.

She makes Mat Damon look good.

I can count her ribs. Why is that hot??

Where's the beef? 360 please...

Where was she, when the good lord was handing out titties?

What is the deal with everyone getting tattoos? At one point it was cool and original, because not everyone had one (or it showed which faction you align with in jail), now it just looks idiotic. It doesn't look good on anyone really, just a permanent way to remind yourself "Hey, I made some really shitty decisions in my life."

She's HOT, but does not look like the type to have a tatoo on her chest. Go figure. Kind ot ruins it, IMHO.

It's so unnerving to see a Hollywood female with real breasts...Mom, I'm scared!

beautiful things comes in small pack (also poison,lol)

I'd hit it.

She looks good from the abbs down. I never noticed that huge forehead before. Too bad she doesn't have any tits to work with.

My breasts are bigger than hers.

I'd plow that into next April. Alrightttt.....!

Starting to look pretty strung out there Mena... time to cut back on the blow.

Where's the ass shots? That's the best part of her.

She's 29 going on 50 with that face.

High foreheads are all the rage in Hollywood. Britney, LiLo, its a sign of things to come.

@10: because you know how many will crack when you fuck her.

Plus column: Tight body, great pooper, smallish. Negative column: Obnoxious tat, no breast pieces, giga-forehead. Her mini size pushes her into the "I'll take two please category"...

why doesnt anyone have any backshots of her? he ass is the only thing worth looking at

the mole is twice the size of her little buds

Defacing herself with tattoos
Just another headcase .

She has a giant alien head.

What a god awful tattoo

Bigger tits

Give 'em the knee shooters, I don't care.

is it me, or she looks like Angelina Jolie's she-male teenager son? I don't know, but this creature gives me the creeps.

Not one ass shot WTF

She still looks the same as she did ten years ago.

she has an old lady face. All wrinkly and shit.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

God,

If I was dating that I would do her doggy style EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT.

When you fuck something that hot, you sleep like a baby. I'd be waking up at noon everyday. They should do a scientific study on that phenomenon.

Hey, at least she's acted in one or two films (and really, American Beauty was a quality picture) which is more than most "reality stars" and other wtf-celebs can say for themselves.

Bangin' ass for an anorexic chick.

Hey She has a nice body, so her breast aren't huge, I sure wouldn't pass her over. She's got a very nice rump. Need more ass pics Fish.

Looks like Prince left his mark on her breastbone. Must have been an "after" thing.

Here's the truth.
Mena is pretty. Sometimes gorgeous. Sometimes plain.
She has small breasts, not flat. Do a google search and you'll find topless photos of her on a beach. Her breasts are fine.
Her tattoos are unfortunate. Makes her look trashy.
Her lower body is spectacular. Stunning. Exquisite.
Mena has gorgeous legs and a legendary ass. An ass of a Goddess.
Her career is nonexistent. Her fiance is a douchebag midget.
She exists to wear bikinis in public so we can judge and ogle her.
It's all good.

@ 34

I disagree. 10 years ago she had a certain girlish hotness to her. body aside, (i like skinny, no boob havin', little things like her) her face is all rigid and aged poorly.


does she smoke? can anyone confirm? maybe that's what's going on here.

She sure is skinny. I have more of these pics on my site too, www.mngossip.com

Holy shit someone got hit with the ugly stick. To think I used to jerk off to that when she was in that movie with Kevin Spacey.

Or maybe it was Kevin Spacey I was jerking off to.

I think I have just found my next blog spot.

Girl needs to eat a few burgers.

Holy shit someone got hit with the ugly stick. To think I used to jerk off to that when she was in that movie with Kevin Spacey.

Or maybe it was Kevin Spacey I was jerking off to.

I think I have just found my next blog spot.

She has a 13 tatoo? This means she loves ganja. I have a small 13 tatoo on my chest underneath my left tit. I have perky natural 34C and my lover has to lift my perky tit to see the tatoo.

one of the most beautiful women out there today

Wow is this what Mena has been reduced to??

Don't get me wrong, I love the pics and she is smokin' hot, but these Vegas pool party hosting gigs is the stuff washed up skanks like Paris Hilton, Kim K & Lindsay Lohan get hired to do.

Surprised to see Mena doing this.

@43

Bob, good job on the website.

I couldve uploaded a hardened turd to and came up with a better web page than that.

OMG I LOVE HER ASS!!! i want HER ASS!!!! would make doggy style WAY more fun ! ...for my man.

Not one single ass shot? She has an amazing ass. Meanwhile, that gang-style breast-plate tattoo is nasty.

not hot.

The only problem I have with Mena Suvari is that she needs meat on her bones. -shudders-

Check out these pics


http://www.mngossip.com/2009/08/jasmine-fiore-suitcase-pictures.html

I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers.

As to not give them any more clicks I'll say it here. Stop posting fucking Heidi news! Thanks.

Is that a "B" tattoo? Could it be a reminder of - this is where my breasts should be?

No ass hots, weak.

She looks pretty good for a woman in her 50's. Oh wait, she's 34? I take it back.

Hmm, let's see how many shallow assholes tell Mena Suvari that she either:

A. "Looks like a 12 year old boy."

or

B. "This chick needs some tits!"

or my personal favorite shallow asshole comment:

C. "She'd be so much hotter with big boobs."

Did I miss anything?

She's beautiful. Without the tat I'd love her forever. With the tat I'll do her dirty once. She knew this.

Great except for that sternum tattoo, I'll bet that hurt like an M-f'er.

Tattoo needle going in and out like a sewing machine over your breastbone... yeouch!

She's a hot little piece of ass. AND, she's natural; doesn't have much in the rack department, but that ass... oh yeah, that ass. Daddy like; daddy really like...

I don't understand. Why take pictures of Mena Suvari and not take pictures of her ass? That's like taking like taking pictures of Kate Hudson and not taking pictures of her ass. Not that it matters but maybe the photographer was gay? I think these photos were meant for Ladies Home Journal or something. Even a chick would have known to take pictures of Mena's ass.

I like that. Nice thighs, love those small titties. Yum!!!

Hey #47. You must have smoked ganja all through English class. It's spelled tattoo. two t's, got it?

i like the tattoo. it's simple, symmetrical, (relatively) small and effective.
subconsciously it makes you think this is a girl that likes pain.
and subconsciously it makes me think i'd like to give her some pain right up her ass if i had a cock.
true story.

whoa her career mustve really hit the skids

her face is in a weird place too... looks old and young at the same time

Dear Superficial Writer,

What the fuck are you talking about?

ruffles don't give you boobs

Great, great, great ass. Weird emo tattoo.
Turn around Mena, more ass, less tattoo.

Damn she's hot!!!

Yikes, someone get that girl a sammich!

With a body like that she doesn't need tits.
To quote #73; "DAMN SHE'S HOT!!!"

pure natural hottness and absolutely perfect ass

either im missing something or we're looking at different pictures. she's hott and has always been hott.

She's got a milf-y face. Looks kinda older, but still hot. Hot older woman face.

Smokin lower body. Thighs you want to pound away between. Like they've got good squeezing power.

No fucking bolt-ons is a huge plus. Good for her. Hope she stays strong.

Really really lame tat. Laser that shit off babe, it's fucking retarded.

Dude I have those exact mandals.

How to NOT get more work as a photographer:

She has less than no tits and more than a big ass, so make sure you shoot ALL the photos of her from the front.

Who's the douchebag?

FAS FACE

In the main pic, she looks about as thrilled as I am with her tits.

But
Her
Face
!!!

There's something screwy about her proportions. She has normal arms but otherwise an anorexic upper half, while being a little bottom heavy.

Frankenstien took her tits and put them on her forehead and now she will forever been known as "Frankenstien Forhead Tits Skinny Chick From That One Movie That Gave Me A Boner", aka Ffftscftomtgnab.

too many zits on her face! it looks like she wants to suck and fuck a lot a cock and get some std's! what a fucking crazy fucking bitch!

They are saying in washington, with heavy hearts, that her forehead killed Edward Kennedy. Leaves me wondering who now is left to stop the awesome killing power of her frontal lobe?

The only thing worth even looking twice at her is her amazing ass. One of the best out there, even rivaling Jessica Alba's, I'm not kidding, google her.
Other than that, thanks, but you guys go knock yourselves out.

This is what Mena Suvari has been reduced to; doing promo's for Absolut in Vegas. How far she's come after American Beauty.

#6-7-8-9-and the rest... you know who you are: stop being such whiny little cockbitches. She looks ten times better tahn anything you'll ever hit and you know it. Se looks lovely, hot, megadoable, and fit.
I'd smuggle her away in my chest pocket any time.

Goddamn, those are some hot and perky tits! Love 'em. Tasty.

THIS IS GAME!

She's be hot if only she didn't have those big, doughy tits in the way. She looks a bit too woman-ly...

Really unfortunate tattoo.

That's not a mole, it's a third nipple. Lots of people have them and don't even know it because they think they're moles. I actually noticed that before the tattoo...

Can we get some new content so I don't have to look at this ugly bitches face? Just another piece of trash new hollywood spit out a long time ago...

She can't pull off tattoos.

So this is what showing your tits to Kevin Spacey nets you...pool party appearances that Jon Gosselin rejected.

Ohh, She looks old.


Mena keeps it together no matter what. Britney, are you seeing this girl right here? Tara Reid should've picked up some tips from Mena.

I guess Mena's an acquired taste. She works the cute/ugly angle better than anyone.

Girlfriend is wayyy too skinny.

She is standing out side a RESTROOM!

EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

nice body, though borderline skinny; ugly swimsuit, earrings and tattoo. I think her face will look better when she's older.

her legs look nice and toned. and i don't like the tatoo. all tatoos suck major ass. i would though like to put my hotdog between her buns 'o' fun. and then have her suck off all her buttjuices and stuff of my schlong when i'm done. i mean it would be the only hospitable thing for her to do after my service for her.

Do we have complaints about this?! I don't think so.

I've one complain.The color of her bikini doesn't match with the swimming pool.

Her forehead is pretty big,isn't it?

@109
As long it's not covered with foreskin it's allright to me.

If that forehead was Adnan Ghalip's forehead.Then there would be a landing strip.

Never noticed that the heads of the average celebitches are getting bigger in comparison with about 40+ years ago?! There's better acces to information for us all and brains are growing.EVOLUTION.

she's repulsive.

#112
In about a century from now we'll be all worshipping E.T's!

#114
Yeah,in the very far future we'll be going that direction.'Stars' will enjoy more global fame as well.They will be several times billionaires.

ok, im not a fan of big boobies, but she needs some. the rest of the body looks great. she just got to do something with that hair.

Any guy (or girl) who luvs fleshy butt cheeks knows how find Mena's ass is. And if she smokes weed, chances are good that she enjoys deliveries in the rear. Mena's some lucky fuckers weed & anal dreamgirl!

Any guy (or girl) who luvs fleshy butt cheeks knows how find Mena's ass is. And if she smokes weed, chances are good that she enjoys deliveries in the rear. Mena's some lucky fuckers weed & anal dreamgirl!

she works out at my gym, 24 hr fitness in hollywood.
her front's looking good, but she still has a big ole butt.


Well I think Absolut did okay. Mena definitely looks better in a bikini and heels than Jon Gosselin would.

I thought the tat was a 13 but now I don't know.


@ 60 - She's 30 yrs old.

@ 116 - "she just got to do something with that hair"
But not this:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/08/mena-suvari-bald-bikini.jpg

Back in the day:
http://www.adrants.com/images/mena_back.jpg

This is as hot as she has ever looked.

This is a girl at her prime. Finally.

Speaking as a non-homo, this is when I would marry her.

Call it done. Boo yaa.

#56

:-D

tits or gtfo

The tattoo like all tattoos is hideous and the top does nothing for her. I bet she has a great butt though to go with those legs. Very hot.

From the earrings down she is freakin' awesome. Except for the tattoo, which is ugly.

Her ass must be spectacular.

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Look at her body--she has Kelly Ripa Syndrome!

Look at her body--she has Kelly Ripa Syndrome!

Too bad she has no tits...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!


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Nice tattoo. BARF!

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