Aug 25 2009Mena Suvari in a bikini
Here's Mena Suvari hosting Absolut Saturday at AZURE in Vegas over the weekend, and there was a time when I'd question what drunken committee made that random call. Of course, that was before they started handing these thing out to Jon Gosselin, and I'm sure it's only a matter of time until Octomom: The Pool Party kicks off which will probably usher in the return of Satan. "At last, my time has com- Wait, does that chick who looks like Angelina Jolie seriously have 14 kids? 'The fuck are you people doing up here?"

Reader Comments
1. Hey - August 25, 2009 12:11 PM
FIRST!
2. oahz - August 25, 2009 12:12 PM
she does look like a mini jolie
3. INSTY1 - August 25, 2009 12:12 PM
I think she looks great! with or without tits. workin out!
4. INSTY1 - August 25, 2009 12:12 PM
I think she looks great! with or without tits. workin out!
5. Tits McGee - August 25, 2009 12:14 PM
Jesus, you could play the double feature at the Drive-in theater on her forehead.
6. surlywench - August 25, 2009 12:15 PM
Her face does that body no justice.
7. Carafe - August 25, 2009 12:16 PM
Wasn't she famous for like three minutes?
8. joe@joe.com - August 25, 2009 12:17 PM
She makes Mat Damon look good.
9. joe@joe.com - August 25, 2009 12:18 PM
She makes Mat Damon look good.
10. Jen - August 25, 2009 12:20 PM
I can count her ribs. Why is that hot??
11. ROUGH Daddy - August 25, 2009 12:21 PM
Where's the beef? 360 please...
Where was she, when the good lord was handing out titties?
12. Harold^Sick - August 25, 2009 12:23 PM
What is the deal with everyone getting tattoos? At one point it was cool and original, because not everyone had one (or it showed which faction you align with in jail), now it just looks idiotic. It doesn't look good on anyone really, just a permanent way to remind yourself "Hey, I made some really shitty decisions in my life."
13. dude! - August 25, 2009 12:24 PM
She's HOT, but does not look like the type to have a tatoo on her chest. Go figure. Kind ot ruins it, IMHO.
14. dontlooknow - August 25, 2009 12:27 PM
It's so unnerving to see a Hollywood female with real breasts...Mom, I'm scared!
15. name it for christ sake - August 25, 2009 12:28 PM
beautiful things comes in small pack (also poison,lol)
16. hacksaw - August 25, 2009 12:29 PM
I'd hit it.
17. jester - August 25, 2009 12:30 PM
She looks good from the abbs down. I never noticed that huge forehead before. Too bad she doesn't have any tits to work with.
18. Chef - August 25, 2009 12:31 PM
My breasts are bigger than hers.
19. Quagmire - August 25, 2009 12:32 PM
I'd plow that into next April. Alrightttt.....!
20. Cash - August 25, 2009 12:33 PM
Starting to look pretty strung out there Mena... time to cut back on the blow.
21. Mr. Krinkle - August 25, 2009 12:35 PM
Where's the ass shots? That's the best part of her.
22. Just a guy - August 25, 2009 12:36 PM
She's 29 going on 50 with that face.
23. Devilsrain - August 25, 2009 12:37 PM
High foreheads are all the rage in Hollywood. Britney, LiLo, its a sign of things to come.
24. Arthur Kade's Ballbag - August 25, 2009 12:38 PM
@10: because you know how many will crack when you fuck her.
25. Robbin Leech - August 25, 2009 12:39 PM
Plus column: Tight body, great pooper, smallish. Negative column: Obnoxious tat, no breast pieces, giga-forehead. Her mini size pushes her into the "I'll take two please category"...
26. TheOverrated - August 25, 2009 12:39 PM
why doesnt anyone have any backshots of her? he ass is the only thing worth looking at
27. flatflatflat - August 25, 2009 12:40 PM
the mole is twice the size of her little buds
28. Shamus O'Hara - August 25, 2009 12:41 PM
Defacing herself with tattoos
Just another headcase .
29. kev - August 25, 2009 12:43 PM
She has a giant alien head.
30. Kat Von D - August 25, 2009 12:44 PM
What a god awful tattoo
31. Wyatt - August 25, 2009 12:52 PM
Bigger tits
Give 'em the knee shooters, I don't care.
32. sofia - August 25, 2009 12:56 PM
is it me, or she looks like Angelina Jolie's she-male teenager son? I don't know, but this creature gives me the creeps.
33. FKU - August 25, 2009 1:00 PM
Not one ass shot WTF
34. Del - August 25, 2009 1:02 PM
She still looks the same as she did ten years ago.
35. mixedsugar - August 25, 2009 1:05 PM
she has an old lady face. All wrinkly and shit.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
36. Deacon Jones - August 25, 2009 1:05 PM
God,
If I was dating that I would do her doggy style EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT.
When you fuck something that hot, you sleep like a baby. I'd be waking up at noon everyday. They should do a scientific study on that phenomenon.
37. Eddy - August 25, 2009 1:06 PM
Hey, at least she's acted in one or two films (and really, American Beauty was a quality picture) which is more than most "reality stars" and other wtf-celebs can say for themselves.
38. crack ass - August 25, 2009 1:08 PM
Bangin' ass for an anorexic chick.
39. MrBeanScores - August 25, 2009 1:10 PM
Hey She has a nice body, so her breast aren't huge, I sure wouldn't pass her over. She's got a very nice rump. Need more ass pics Fish.
40. Purple man - August 25, 2009 1:29 PM
Looks like Prince left his mark on her breastbone. Must have been an "after" thing.
41. fred - August 25, 2009 1:30 PM
Here's the truth.
Mena is pretty. Sometimes gorgeous. Sometimes plain.
She has small breasts, not flat. Do a google search and you'll find topless photos of her on a beach. Her breasts are fine.
Her tattoos are unfortunate. Makes her look trashy.
Her lower body is spectacular. Stunning. Exquisite.
Mena has gorgeous legs and a legendary ass. An ass of a Goddess.
Her career is nonexistent. Her fiance is a douchebag midget.
She exists to wear bikinis in public so we can judge and ogle her.
It's all good.
42. stupidass - August 25, 2009 1:38 PM
@ 34
I disagree. 10 years ago she had a certain girlish hotness to her. body aside, (i like skinny, no boob havin', little things like her) her face is all rigid and aged poorly.
does she smoke? can anyone confirm? maybe that's what's going on here.
43. Bob - August 25, 2009 1:41 PM
She sure is skinny. I have more of these pics on my site too, www.mngossip.com
44. Mitch Haase - August 25, 2009 1:41 PM
Holy shit someone got hit with the ugly stick. To think I used to jerk off to that when she was in that movie with Kevin Spacey.
Or maybe it was Kevin Spacey I was jerking off to.
I think I have just found my next blog spot.
45. pasty-white-boy - August 25, 2009 1:42 PM
Girl needs to eat a few burgers.
46. Mitch Haase - August 25, 2009 1:44 PM
Holy shit someone got hit with the ugly stick. To think I used to jerk off to that when she was in that movie with Kevin Spacey.
Or maybe it was Kevin Spacey I was jerking off to.
I think I have just found my next blog spot.
47. Ganja - August 25, 2009 1:56 PM
She has a 13 tatoo? This means she loves ganja. I have a small 13 tatoo on my chest underneath my left tit. I have perky natural 34C and my lover has to lift my perky tit to see the tatoo.
48. stevie - August 25, 2009 2:13 PM
one of the most beautiful women out there today
49. Hefe - August 25, 2009 2:14 PM
Wow is this what Mena has been reduced to??
Don't get me wrong, I love the pics and she is smokin' hot, but these Vegas pool party hosting gigs is the stuff washed up skanks like Paris Hilton, Kim K & Lindsay Lohan get hired to do.
Surprised to see Mena doing this.
50. Deacon Jones - August 25, 2009 2:19 PM
@43
Bob, good job on the website.
I couldve uploaded a hardened turd to and came up with a better web page than that.
51. OceanC_Lifeguard - August 25, 2009 2:42 PM
OMG I LOVE HER ASS!!! i want HER ASS!!!! would make doggy style WAY more fun ! ...for my man.
52. TV Fan - August 25, 2009 2:48 PM
Not one single ass shot? She has an amazing ass. Meanwhile, that gang-style breast-plate tattoo is nasty.
53. Teresa - August 25, 2009 2:57 PM
not hot.
54. Sarah - August 25, 2009 3:02 PM
The only problem I have with Mena Suvari is that she needs meat on her bones. -shudders-
55. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!! - August 25, 2009 3:06 PM
Check out these pics
http://www.mngossip.com/2009/08/jasmine-fiore-suitcase-pictures.html
56. JournalStone - August 25, 2009 3:55 PM
I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers.
57. Zee Brat - August 25, 2009 3:56 PM
As to not give them any more clicks I'll say it here. Stop posting fucking Heidi news! Thanks.
58. Pablito - August 25, 2009 4:00 PM
Is that a "B" tattoo? Could it be a reminder of - this is where my breasts should be?
59. Partial to asses - August 25, 2009 4:02 PM
No ass hots, weak.
60. EricLR - August 25, 2009 4:19 PM
She looks pretty good for a woman in her 50's. Oh wait, she's 34? I take it back.
61. lovelyriot - August 25, 2009 4:21 PM
Hmm, let's see how many shallow assholes tell Mena Suvari that she either:
A. "Looks like a 12 year old boy."
or
B. "This chick needs some tits!"
or my personal favorite shallow asshole comment:
C. "She'd be so much hotter with big boobs."
Did I miss anything?
62. FuglyTat - August 25, 2009 4:40 PM
She's beautiful. Without the tat I'd love her forever. With the tat I'll do her dirty once. She knew this.
63. Bad Tattoo - August 25, 2009 4:57 PM
Great except for that sternum tattoo, I'll bet that hurt like an M-f'er.
Tattoo needle going in and out like a sewing machine over your breastbone... yeouch!
64. I wanna do her bigtime - August 25, 2009 5:09 PM
She's a hot little piece of ass. AND, she's natural; doesn't have much in the rack department, but that ass... oh yeah, that ass. Daddy like; daddy really like...
65. Parker - August 25, 2009 5:11 PM
I don't understand. Why take pictures of Mena Suvari and not take pictures of her ass? That's like taking like taking pictures of Kate Hudson and not taking pictures of her ass. Not that it matters but maybe the photographer was gay? I think these photos were meant for Ladies Home Journal or something. Even a chick would have known to take pictures of Mena's ass.
66. Funeral Guy - August 25, 2009 5:18 PM
I like that. Nice thighs, love those small titties. Yum!!!
67. Funeral Guy - August 25, 2009 5:21 PM
Hey #47. You must have smoked ganja all through English class. It's spelled tattoo. two t's, got it?
68. i like it - August 25, 2009 5:25 PM
i like the tattoo. it's simple, symmetrical, (relatively) small and effective.
subconsciously it makes you think this is a girl that likes pain.
and subconsciously it makes me think i'd like to give her some pain right up her ass if i had a cock.
true story.
69. sarah - August 25, 2009 5:28 PM
whoa her career mustve really hit the skids
her face is in a weird place too... looks old and young at the same time
70. freddo - August 25, 2009 5:42 PM
Dear Superficial Writer,
What the fuck are you talking about?
71. abby - August 25, 2009 6:28 PM
ruffles don't give you boobs
72. Martina - August 25, 2009 6:40 PM
Great, great, great ass. Weird emo tattoo.
Turn around Mena, more ass, less tattoo.
73. HornyToad - August 25, 2009 9:02 PM
Damn she's hot!!!
74. LEB - August 25, 2009 9:24 PM
Yikes, someone get that girl a sammich!
75. IKE - August 25, 2009 9:26 PM
With a body like that she doesn't need tits.
To quote #73; "DAMN SHE'S HOT!!!"
76. ronald - August 25, 2009 9:29 PM
pure natural hottness and absolutely perfect ass
77. Wil - August 25, 2009 10:37 PM
either im missing something or we're looking at different pictures. she's hott and has always been hott.
78. datroof - August 25, 2009 10:48 PM
She's got a milf-y face. Looks kinda older, but still hot. Hot older woman face.
Smokin lower body. Thighs you want to pound away between. Like they've got good squeezing power.
No fucking bolt-ons is a huge plus. Good for her. Hope she stays strong.
Really really lame tat. Laser that shit off babe, it's fucking retarded.
79. Czarcasm - August 26, 2009 12:37 AM
Dude I have those exact mandals.
80. Womb Raider - August 26, 2009 12:50 AM
How to NOT get more work as a photographer:
She has less than no tits and more than a big ass, so make sure you shoot ALL the photos of her from the front.
81. Badfatman - August 26, 2009 1:06 AM
Who's the douchebag?
82. Sickitten - August 26, 2009 1:27 AM
FAS FACE
83. Ryan the Canadian - August 26, 2009 2:57 AM
In the main pic, she looks about as thrilled as I am with her tits.
84. Dee Snuts - August 26, 2009 3:13 AM
But
Her
Face
!!!
85. Hmmm - August 26, 2009 4:13 AM
There's something screwy about her proportions. She has normal arms but otherwise an anorexic upper half, while being a little bottom heavy.
86. Avent Disguys - August 26, 2009 4:46 AM
Frankenstien took her tits and put them on her forehead and now she will forever been known as "Frankenstien Forhead Tits Skinny Chick From That One Movie That Gave Me A Boner", aka Ffftscftomtgnab.
87. more_naked_britney - August 26, 2009 5:32 AM
too many zits on her face! it looks like she wants to suck and fuck a lot a cock and get some std's! what a fucking crazy fucking bitch!
88. Front Desk - August 26, 2009 5:55 AM
They are saying in washington, with heavy hearts, that her forehead killed Edward Kennedy. Leaves me wondering who now is left to stop the awesome killing power of her frontal lobe?
89. Rome - August 26, 2009 6:13 AM
The only thing worth even looking twice at her is her amazing ass. One of the best out there, even rivaling Jessica Alba's, I'm not kidding, google her.
Other than that, thanks, but you guys go knock yourselves out.
90. Hudson - August 26, 2009 6:35 AM
This is what Mena Suvari has been reduced to; doing promo's for Absolut in Vegas. How far she's come after American Beauty.
91. Gueibor - August 26, 2009 7:08 AM
#6-7-8-9-and the rest... you know who you are: stop being such whiny little cockbitches. She looks ten times better tahn anything you'll ever hit and you know it. Se looks lovely, hot, megadoable, and fit.
I'd smuggle her away in my chest pocket any time.
92. Rio - August 26, 2009 7:34 AM
Goddamn, those are some hot and perky tits! Love 'em. Tasty.
93. hollywood_hillbilly - August 26, 2009 9:00 AM
THIS IS GAME!
94. Gary - August 26, 2009 9:30 AM
She's be hot if only she didn't have those big, doughy tits in the way. She looks a bit too woman-ly...
95. Republibot 3.0 - August 26, 2009 9:54 AM
Really unfortunate tattoo.
96. jo - August 26, 2009 10:09 AM
That's not a mole, it's a third nipple. Lots of people have them and don't even know it because they think they're moles. I actually noticed that before the tattoo...
97. Cmon! - August 26, 2009 10:17 AM
Can we get some new content so I don't have to look at this ugly bitches face? Just another piece of trash new hollywood spit out a long time ago...
98. tessa - August 26, 2009 10:24 AM
She can't pull off tattoos.
99. Lester Burnam - August 26, 2009 11:09 AM
So this is what showing your tits to Kevin Spacey nets you...pool party appearances that Jon Gosselin rejected.
100. nose hair clipper - August 26, 2009 11:26 AM
Ohh, She looks old.
101. Narcissist - August 26, 2009 11:38 AM
Mena keeps it together no matter what. Britney, are you seeing this girl right here? Tara Reid should've picked up some tips from Mena.
I guess Mena's an acquired taste. She works the cute/ugly angle better than anyone.
102. Giggles - August 26, 2009 12:19 PM
Girlfriend is wayyy too skinny.
103. abby - August 26, 2009 2:57 PM
She is standing out side a RESTROOM!
104. DickyDoo - August 26, 2009 3:27 PM
EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
105. Mama Pinkus - August 26, 2009 3:27 PM
nice body, though borderline skinny; ugly swimsuit, earrings and tattoo. I think her face will look better when she's older.
106. farty mcshitface - August 26, 2009 4:04 PM
her legs look nice and toned. and i don't like the tatoo. all tatoos suck major ass. i would though like to put my hotdog between her buns 'o' fun. and then have her suck off all her buttjuices and stuff of my schlong when i'm done. i mean it would be the only hospitable thing for her to do after my service for her.
107. Galtacticus - August 26, 2009 6:14 PM
Do we have complaints about this?! I don't think so.
108. Darth - August 26, 2009 6:25 PM
I've one complain.The color of her bikini doesn't match with the swimming pool.
109. Gando - August 26, 2009 6:37 PM
Her forehead is pretty big,isn't it?
110. Galtacticus - August 26, 2009 6:44 PM
@109
As long it's not covered with foreskin it's allright to me.
111. Nero - August 26, 2009 6:55 PM
If that forehead was Adnan Ghalip's forehead.Then there would be a landing strip.
112. Rhialto - August 26, 2009 7:10 PM
Never noticed that the heads of the average celebitches are getting bigger in comparison with about 40+ years ago?! There's better acces to information for us all and brains are growing.EVOLUTION.
113. i - August 26, 2009 7:15 PM
she's repulsive.
114. Gando - August 26, 2009 7:18 PM
#112
In about a century from now we'll be all worshipping E.T's!
115. Rhialto - August 26, 2009 7:28 PM
#114
Yeah,in the very far future we'll be going that direction.'Stars' will enjoy more global fame as well.They will be several times billionaires.
116. isa - August 26, 2009 7:36 PM
ok, im not a fan of big boobies, but she needs some. the rest of the body looks great. she just got to do something with that hair.
117. dickspitz - August 26, 2009 9:25 PM
Any guy (or girl) who luvs fleshy butt cheeks knows how find Mena's ass is. And if she smokes weed, chances are good that she enjoys deliveries in the rear. Mena's some lucky fuckers weed & anal dreamgirl!
118. dickspitz - August 26, 2009 9:26 PM
Any guy (or girl) who luvs fleshy butt cheeks knows how find Mena's ass is. And if she smokes weed, chances are good that she enjoys deliveries in the rear. Mena's some lucky fuckers weed & anal dreamgirl!
119. trav - August 26, 2009 11:12 PM
she works out at my gym, 24 hr fitness in hollywood.
her front's looking good, but she still has a big ole butt.
120. Narcissist - August 27, 2009 3:29 AM
Well I think Absolut did okay. Mena definitely looks better in a bikini and heels than Jon Gosselin would.
I thought the tat was a 13 but now I don't know.
@ 60 - She's 30 yrs old.
@ 116 - "she just got to do something with that hair"
But not this:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/08/mena-suvari-bald-bikini.jpg
Back in the day:
http://www.adrants.com/images/mena_back.jpg
121. christobyl - August 27, 2009 5:18 AM
This is as hot as she has ever looked.
This is a girl at her prime. Finally.
Speaking as a non-homo, this is when I would marry her.
Call it done. Boo yaa.
122. Tucker Jay - August 27, 2009 11:08 AM
#56
:-D
123. Andy Ochiltree - August 27, 2009 12:24 PM
tits or gtfo
124. Dick Straytup - August 28, 2009 9:34 AM
The tattoo like all tattoos is hideous and the top does nothing for her. I bet she has a great butt though to go with those legs. Very hot.
125. Pilatunes - August 28, 2009 5:49 PM
From the earrings down she is freakin' awesome. Except for the tattoo, which is ugly.
Her ass must be spectacular.
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129. liz - August 30, 2009 12:49 AM
Look at her body--she has Kelly Ripa Syndrome!
130. liz - August 30, 2009 12:49 AM
Look at her body--she has Kelly Ripa Syndrome!
131. Laura - August 30, 2009 1:29 PM
Too bad she has no tits...
132. MrsCDG - August 30, 2009 2:36 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
http://www.vanilla-milkshake.com
133. GG - September 1, 2009 12:17 AM
Nice tattoo. BARF!