Aug 27 2009Lindsay Lohan robbed her own house

first. lame

First

First !!

she must have seen edward scissor hands and realized breaking into your own house can be profitable, especially if you have insurance!

Yeah it is her. If that damn camera could pick out red spots, we would see all those damn disgusting freckles.

Funny thing. First thing I thought when I saw this picture was "That's Lohan, herself". Guess it was because the cowl she has over her head is so like the picture you ran earlier of Lohan walking in SoHo. Sure looks like her to me.

My exact comment yesterday....

"Done intentionally for publicity. Her career is in the gutter. Need to make the front page of the tabloids some how."

: )

She is a complete joke!

Holy shit.

You'd think she'd at least HAVE THE FUCKING BRAINS NOT TO ROB HER OWN HOUSE WHEN SHE KNOWS SHE HAS A SURVEILANCE SYSTEM.

I guarantee they match up the hand position on that fence she's touching and dust for prints. She's looking at federal time if they catch her.

looks like she's desperate to have the video released.

And to think I thought she was only known as a turd burglar

Gingers are confusing. Shouldn't she go to jail for filing a police report that someone broke into her house? Shouldn't she have known there was a camera at her pad? I guess coke really is the worst drug you can take.

Umm these pics don't prove shit. Peole. She had to get back to her house somehow. The pics of her and another person outside the fence look just like an actual photo released earlier.

lmfao!!!! I thought this at the very first glimpse of the photo. It's Lilo unless she has a younger sister who wants so frame her...naaaah!

Hips are too wide... LiLo looks like an ethiopian, especially if she had a damn rag on her head.

It would be really funny if it were, but no, this isn't her.

Freckles aren't disgusting. Lindsay's freckles may be disgusting, as an extension of her ugliness, but come on ...

FWIW, I want to see the sex tape. She may be a troll, but she's still bangable troll if you wear six condoms and go to jail afterwards to get one of those de-lousing showers.

@9: If this was anyone else in America, what you said would be true. She'll spend 7 minutes in jail at most, if they even make a case against her.

She is a joke. Why she still gets any attention is beyond me. No talent, nothing to offer, slut/drug addict.

I think it's disgusting how you'd accuse a young girl of fraud with so little evidence, the person on that surveilance video could easily be E.T. or Mother Theresa's ghost out for revenge.

#17

Pft...seven minutes is asking way too much. I mean, come on! As a half-assed celebrity, you can bite and assault your girlfriend and get probation. Breaking into your own home for publicity? The judge will just laugh and say, "Heavens, Lohan, you kill me! That's too cute! Now scooch on out of here before I spank you! Ah, well, that takes care of that. Bailiff! Any celebrity murderers today that I can at least point my finger at and use harsh language? I'm feeling extra judicial, today!"

Who's saying its her? Sherlock-fish in the name of satire?

And it looks like saMANtha was with her.. How many anorexic lesbian thieves are there on one planet??

But that b*tch is opening the doos wiht the key!

She just wants to release that porno to get her career back on track

I think it looks like Sam or maybe her younger sister.

ah, msn got the story from you! that's cool. i hope it's true, cuz it would be wonderful. i want her to go to jail for something that's really gonna piss off the court system and police.
p.s. what's up with that shit-eating grin? she seems to think this is the cleverest thing since lady windermere's fan.

International Talent Management (one of the biggest agencies in Hollywood) has a booklet that they give all of their clients. On page 16 (second paragraph from the bottom) is information on the steps to take to cause your career to implode. This EXACT example is given. LOL!!! She's following the steps to point by point!

Looks like Halloween decorations. Like those made in China ghosts that say Booooo-ooo-oo when you get too close to their electronic buggers.

Boooooo-ooo-oo!

Dude it's the same top she had on from your entry a couple of days ago the says "lindsey not wearing a bra" check it out

I hope you are REALLY confident about tht, because you can pretty much get the shit sued out of your over that.

You should edit and put 'allegedly' in about 40 times, that should cover you. Then maybe "we take the law very seriously"

It does look like the shirt she was wearing earlier.
And what a coincidence, her house got robbed the morning she was wearing that white shirt too.

I see what she did thar.

Iunno. The pics are way too grainy to say definitively.

Busted. But Lindsay was never very good at planning anything (except getting her next 8-ball).

Unfortunately, people have no interest in seeing Lindsay momentarily bumping uglies with one of the thousands of faceless nameless guys that she has picked up to screw.

I will really be surprised if her sex tape (after she releases it) actually sells. Sorry, Linds.

I knew it!!! I watched the video and I thought it looked like her. And the shirt looks like one she was wearing in photos earlier in the week. How dumb. Its a wonder her and her father dont get along better since they are using the media to their "advantage".

this could be her best role yet and possibly not go direct to video.

she's gonna release her own sex tape and make millions. why not? kardaskank, paris, lee anderson. lots of green for some second rate scenes.

You dummies. It's clearly Michael Jackson.

I hope she goes to jail for filing a false police report. She and her Dad are such PR whores, what's next a Peeping Tom.

That is Sam R. and one of her posse. That's definitely not Lindsay....that girl is way too wide to be Lindsay!! Lindsay is a toothpick. That girl need to get on the treadmill.

This is some funny ass shit. Who are those apparent skaters/ wiggers in the shots? Bizarre and INTIMIDATING.
The Rake
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Yawn. I called this yesterday in the LL post. Boy, her father is really scary to go along with this. Stupid south shore Long Islanders!

Criminal losers blame the victim of a crime.
Their empty lives will always be boring.

New title for the linds drama, "As The Fuzz Bumper Turns"

pic#3 looks like paris hilton

This chick is one line snort away from really going off the deep end. What rich person robs their own place unless they want the insurance $?

Plus, her track record with men is scary. I was looking at a list of her hookups...not good:( http://www.ranker.com/list/lindsay-lohan_s-loves--and--hookups/celebrityhookups

Looks so much like her!! too bad she was out of the country at the time.

No way you can claim that you know who that is. Sure, it resembles her, but it also resembles pretty much any girl of her stature as well.

Also, something looks odd with the pictures. They look a little doctored to me (I do a lot of photo work). I can't say what it is, they just look...odd.

Looks like Nicole Richie, if she wasn't currently pregnant - and a little more mature these days

Similar top from this photo:

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/lindsay_lohan_gets_burglarized.php

hmmmm.......

That is so -not- the same shirt. Look at the last pic. It's a girl in a t-shirt with another shirt over her head. Also, you can see her hair sticking out under it and it is -way- shorter than her hair is right now. Yes I know there are such things as extensions, but taking out and putting in extensions in an effort to disguise herself on this video sounds like WAY more planning than lilo is capable of.

dude, that is totally samantha ronson. looks more like her than lindsay.

Holy shit! that gotta be from "The Blair Bitch Project"

So tired of reading about these dumb, promiscuous, drunk, i contribute nothing to society, Hollywood wannabes.

Maybe Lindsay Lohan doesn't know she's Lindsay Lohan.

The DARK Side is calling you Lindsay Lohan!

I've heard about someone called Lindsay Lohan.Where's she?!

lmao, you entire statement is based upon speculation but it's an accusation of slander, hope you guys have a good lawyer.

Na thats not here. The girl in the pic for starters is like 4 times the body size of Lindsay.

Na thats not her. The girl in the pic for starters is like 4 times the body size of Lindsay.

Na thats not her. The girl in the pic for starters is like 4 times the body size of Lindsay.

Here is the legal (and abridged) version of slander:

" Slander is an untruthful oral (spoken) statement about a person that harms the person's reputation or standing in the community".

Lindsay Lohan has no reputation to slander.

Superficials comments tend to lean towards conjecture. Conjecture is not illegal. Here's a good example:

"Gee, that short person in those pictures who's wearing a tee shirt, blue jeans, a Baseball style cap and Chuck Taylors sure looks a lot like Samanta Ronson. Now it might be or might not be, but just about every time I've every seen her she's wearing the exact same grubby looking crap." Yep, it certainly looks like her.

That folks is conjecture.

And now she is reporting that the thieves took a safe which contained 2million in jewels loaned by some jeweller who must have been on crack, what a co -inky-dink, she did a shoot in London jewels went missing, she ''borrowed'' these jewels, they went missing, but what the heck, she's a celebrity, like Michael Douglas' meth pushing son she probably wont do any time. If ever a person needed an intervention this idiot should have one, unfortunately unless her parents suddenIy see her as more than a cash cow, I foresee some sex tapes, some porno movies and ultimately a suicide note.

Umm it's so her. She is a confirmed pathological liar, and stealer, crackie and a skinny fame whore. She obviously wore all those baggy clothes to make herself look bigger cuz she knows we all know she's a skinny bitch. The pix she takes form those poses. Skinny arms. Plzz. She should get arrested.

It could not be because she is hiding from the pappers? Nah she robbing herself.

its about time she did it. she has to stay relevant somehow. i think she lost a shitload of brain tissue when she lost all that weight the first time cause before then she was straight.