Aug 25 2009Heidi Montag wore a bikini again

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Why do you keep posting about these people ? Until she really DOES take all her clothes off, I'd rather just have photos of an empty beach.

PLEASE
EVERYONE
JOIN THE FACEBOOK GROUP:
"I hate Speidi (Spencer & Heidi)!"
They deserve to have a large, very very large hate group...lets build it up.

YES YOU HAVE A NICE ASS, NOW FUCK OFF AND GET ON WITH IT YOU DUMB CUNT.

MAKE A PORN VIDEO OF YOU FUCKING A REAL MAN NOT THE FLAMING FAG POLE VAULTER SPENCER.

Take a SAWZALL to that chin!

They are both freakin retarded!!! She looks like a plain jane white girl and it's sad they're "famous"

i'd hit it - can i get a naked boob outta this chick or what?

I can't believe that she lets Spencer even touch her, can she ever close her mouth or is she constantly trying to catch flies (off Spencer's little dinger) croak!

I wish someone would yank out her teeth and cut her fingers off.

Spencer and his God AWFUL STUPID FUCKING FACE! and that cheesy smile of his...
Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want to take a dump on his ugly head.. He is the biggest TOOL! and Heidi is a Sluuutttt! Ugh!

Notice how Spencer ALWAYS leans away when she's kissing me ?

x/y = spencer loves penis ^gay^gay the fish got it WRONG ! ..

Is it me or did she gain a TON of weight, what has she been eating!

I wish someone would put a machete on the end of a jackhammer and stick it up her ass, full throttle

haha a "math" joke here while I was taking a break from doing math..thx fish :D
miau

aww ..my mind is playing evil tricks on me ahhaha i meant Spencer ....

Damn it ! :D

There's been a recent influx of picture perfect moments with Heidi as of late after her live performance at the Miss Universe event. She burst onto the scene as an actress, then vaulted to a musician and then a model for Playboy. Quite the accomplishment Heidi, so keep working hard while you enjoy the perks of being a celebrity.

Randal

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE TWO!!!!

enough is enough fish.

STOP POSTING THESE TWO!

I really hate to say it because they make me so sick but I would stick in her ass pull it out and have Spencer lick it off!!! And I'm not even gay, boy I bet Spencer would just love it and having her watch HAHA Oh JOY!!!

can't hide that body language. one day, one day very soon, he'll be finally outted. But they'll both only use it for more fucking publicity. Make it stop. Please.

Oh dear god. Will you please stop covering these buffoons?!

Oh my god! Make it stop!

I heard nice Christians like to do it doggy style.

I told you writer guy, NO MORE OF THESE TWO MORONS! I mean it, everyone else agrees. I don't want to see their insipid faces ever again on this site or I will take you off my favourites. I will start a Superficial boycott if you show these publicity mongering whores on your site one more time. Agreed?!

I have a theory on these two. They woke up one morning and made a conscientious decision to be the biggest media whores that they could be. They hatched a plan to take steps that would maximize the amount of press that they would get, regardless of what they did. Could Heidi and Spencer just be two characters that they are playing, and at the same time laughing all the way to the bank? If the attention to them that we are paying is any indication of OUR intelligence, then it is quite possible that they might actually be smarter than we.

Thoughts?

They both make me want to vomit! Weren't their 15 minutes up quite a while ago?

They both make me want to vomit! Weren't their 15 minutes up quite a while ago?

x / y = Spencer loves penis ^ gay

That is a clever formula for Spencers particular angulation, Fish, but I think it would read more like this...

Spencer = r(s) = (2Gm)/(C^2).(Penis^2)

Schwarzschild had close to the answer with his radius for Black Holes.
Translated, it means that Spencer Pratt secretly yearns to suck Penis^2 into the nasty black hole between those pasty white butt cheeks.
The next formula to be developed will be the time equation for when Spengle leaps out of the closet

x / y = Spencer loves penis ^ gay

That is a clever formula for Spencers particular angulation, Fish, but I think it would read more like this...

Spencer = r(s) = (2Gm)/(C^2).(Penis^2)

Schwarzschild had close to the answer with his radius for Black Holes.
Translated, it means that Spencer Pratt secretly yearns to suck Penis^2 into the nasty black hole between those pasty white butt cheeks.
The next formula to be developed will be the time equation for when Spengle leaps out of the closet

I'm boycotting The Superficial for the rest of the week due to the frequency of Heidi posts. Your weekly CPM can suck it, Fish.

Her poor mother, must be sooo proud!

She has peasant cankles

I thought we had a deal, FISH. You asked us, who was more annoying, with the promise of no more posts... we chose these ultra-douches and you FUCKING PROMISED!!!

I know... It was a while ago, and drinking whiskey for breakfast doesn't do much for memory.... I get it. But I'm sure the archives will point you in the right direction. I'm willing to trade Heidi & Spencer for Jon & Kate, but seriously, one or the other. My douche meter is pegged.

I for one enjoy looking at pics of Heidi. I think she has an amazingly hot body and a really sweet ass for a white girl. Spencer I could give two shits about but Heidi, She makes my penis throb.
Thanks Fish! If you could only crop out any pics with Spencer these posts wouldn't be as annoying as everyone is making them.

On a side: WTF is up with his feet?!?! Creature effin toes man!

He could certainly afford to lift a weight or two, though it wouldn't help his ugly face.

I believe that she was told that sticking her ass up in the camera is "praying"

Okay, that first picture is CREEPY. Seeing a picture of that nasty dude rubbing lotion on her and she has this mmmmmmm look on her face.... grose.

Why does she always stick her ass out like she takes it in the anus? It's not even sexy. I bet her asshole is flappy.

When is Superficial going to lay off of the Heidi and Spencer pics? I'm thinking Superficial is probably getting paid to post these, just to keep these two in the public eye. This is the only place I ever see them.

omgomg watch spencers toes in pic 4! wtf -_-

@26 I've definitely thought of that. It makes me wonder if they just play it up for all the money and press but ya know, I think they're too fucking stupid to play that game. You know they aren't that smart...

Join the facebook group "I HATE SPEIDI!" I'm not the admin or anything, I just joined and I think you should too. ♥

Aight... after 6000 "Please stop posting about these nimrods, you're only keeping them relevant" responses, you'd think you'd have figured it out by now. But you haven't, you keep mindlessly showing us you're more a tool for these people than a wry commentator *on* these people. As such.... *waves bye-bye to the Superficial*.

I wonder how many other readers will leave due to your addiction to irrelevant, self-promoting arsehats who only exist because of their own self-promotion?

Myself, I'm tired of reading about people solely because they want to be read about and not because of what they do. Way to be a sucker, SW.

C'ya.

Oh, man.

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If there were two other people who could make Crapney Sperms look kinda ok it's these two ultimate waste of the planet's natural resources.

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Please! Someone take these two, Twatney and Lindslut Whorehan and put 'em all out of our misery.

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Holy shit stop posting about these people...

#39- Good call!! WTF????? STOP posting about them and pray they will disappear

Um... why does she always have that look on her face... it's like she's watched tapes on how to be sexy but she just can't get it right... and ends up looking like she has some sort of mental illness.

Which clearly she does to be with that super creepy gay "husband" of hers...

Ewwwww! Somebody left a douchbag on the beach

This is stupid....the superficial always posts pictures of these two losers...makes some comment about how much they hate them...and then posts more pictures of them.

Here's an idea, stop posting pictures of these no name stars!

DUDE. Please stop posting photos of these Two Asshats!!!!* You're killing my buzz.

* You couldn't have chosen two words better for two complete douche bags.

hahaha that f**king douche can't even bring himself to touch her tits. Instead he rubs her chest and cries a little inside, wishing it was covered with hair.

Yep. sweet *ass* ... FAWG.

I am extremely disappointed that these two.. people.. are constantly plastered all over this site. I thought you were going to quit giving them the spotlight?

I still haven't figured out who these two are, and what they're famous for.

Do they ever catch these two NOT posing? Isn't there a picture some where of one of them picking their nose in public?

I can't believe how hard this site pimps these no-talent morons.

That is it. I made a comment in the last spencer and heidi post that I would not visit the fish if they were on here again. I am going to live up to that and remove the RSS feed from Firefox and say tata. Enjoy these two fame whores and the distortion machine that facilitates their existence.

Does there exist a photo of these two where they look natural/unposed? Please, I want to know...one redeeming photo of these fucktards???

I'm seriously taking a fucking break from this bullshit on this site. STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS FUCK!

Every post lately has been about Britney Spears, Jon and Kate, and Heidi and Spencer. That's it, I'm done. Have a good life fish...

Every post lately has been about Britney Spears, Jon and Kate, and Heidi and Spencer. That's it, I'm done. Have a good life fish...

I wonder which one of Jesus' teachings inspired the "get on all fours and point your ass at the camera" pose.

An Open Letter to Hugh M. Hefner

Dear Hef,

'Sup? Loyal reader for many years now, and I have but one humble request for you, sir. Please stop wasting pictorial space--and my precious bathroom reading happy time--on non-celebrity cunts who REFUSE TO SHOW THEIR FUCKING NIPPLES.

Much less their cunty cunts.

Respectfully,
R.H.
Tempe, AZ

GODDAMMIT FISH!!!

In picture #1 is he strangling her?

What is it with these two? These pictures are so staged and posed it is sad. What did they do, hire a photographer to take pictures of them all day long? That #5 pic is hilarious! It looks like a porn waiting to happen!

I'm so fucking sick of these trash bags!! They're an insult to c students everywhere and hey body isn't THAT great and her teeth look like a fucking horses!!!

I will join that Facebook group ... oh wow, what a turn-on it must be to slide your hands over those huge bags of silicone, wow, big turn-on. And when she gets ass implants ? Ditto. Has he jammed that Playboy magazine up his ass yet ? Sideways ?

Not that it matters..... but I'm taking a break from the Fish for a while.

I've had enough of these two to last several lifetimes and this frankly is the last straw.

Toodles.

Look at the body language. He's leaning back from her in them. He will file for divorce soon. 3 months tops. You heard it here first.

Seiously? Does he have to take that fucking magazine with him where ever he goes? He's not fooling anyone, we all know he can't read.

3 OF YOUR 8 SO FREAKING HOT links are HEIDI, i mean COME ON. there is WAY more relevant news out there like, IDK, micheals death ruled homicide or that dude hanging himself in Canada or even frikin bikini shots of 'woman-I-dont-want-to-slowly-roast-at-the-stake'

heidi and spenc are just....so ridicuously insane and EVERY moment of their lives is Staged and Posed i mean WTF!??! who in the entire Universe LIVES like that???? SUCH TOOLS!!! and kinda scary...i mean, thats like me walking down the beach with my man and every second Im posing and "fake" smiling and "rubbing lotion while having an orgasm!!" HOW CHEAP and TRASHY and WEIRD

FUCKING WEIRD man, i wouldnt be surprised if these 2 committed beastiality at night while rubbing shit all over themselves. Seriously, these people need Mental help.

Please fish. STOP

i second #69's comment. well written. i doubt this/these writers even look at the comments though.

Why can't a serial killer track down these 2 and stuff them in a suitcase?

Stop giving these idiots publicity. Stop giving these idiots publicity. Stop giving these idiots publicity.

I thought we wouldn't have to be subjected to these assholes anymore????????

My mother called me after heidi montags performance during miss universe screaming "my eyes my eyes!!" and I feel that describes my feelings for these 2 best. My eyes, stomach, and head hurt anytime I see these two. ugh. I feel like I need to shower.

EVERYBODY, I FIGURED IT OUT!!!! The guy that writes this, or the people who own this site are getting a kickback for promoting this two arsewipes. I swear that is the ONLY reason they would keep posting pictures that NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT. What other explanation could there be? Despite of the outcry from people reading Superficial demanding that these two be made obsolete, we keep getting them shoved down our throats. Anyone else got a better explanation. I too, am boycotting for the rest of the month, and when I come back on, they better be gone, or I will keep boycotting.

^ duh

This chick just thinks she is the hottest thing on the planet, which obviously, she is not. My boobs are DD's but they are natural. They both need to go away cuz nobody would ever miss them in this lifetime

Don't call him gay, we don't want him he is married so he bats for your team

does heidi know she has cankles?

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I love how The Superficial "hates" these two so much but still posts EVERY shoot they do. I mean EVERY shoot. The last 5 pages of this website has more Heidi and Spencer than it does anything else.

...aaaand I'm done. Way to go on backing out of your promise to keep douche levels at a minimum around here. I'll keep that in mind when I'm surfing a gossip site that's NOT the Fish.

To #81

I once thought the way you do about the reasoning behind the "I hate them but still post everything I can find about them"

The truth is, these two doucheholes generate more comments per post than any other thing I've ever seen. And since they (Superficial.com) have sponsors, and bills to pay, I don't really blame them.

The only way for them to go away, would be for the public to turn their backs. And we all know that that will never happen, unfortunately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQx2_9hE2g4

One word........LOSERS

Does this hag EVER shut her fucking pie hole?

These two are mentally ill. I cannot think of any other explanation. Straight jackets and padded walls are needed.

Please Fish, stop. They are so off putting. It makes me want to huck vomit on my walls. Please. No more. They are so vapid. I would rather look at my 84 year Grandmother's wallpaper in her downstairs bathroom. My Grandmother sucks.

Okay can we just STOP with allowing these two idiots webtime. Do you realise that YOU are encouraging them. THE SUPERFICIAL is responsible for these guys getting worse and worse.... STOP THEM. DO NOT SHOW THEM ANYMORE.

The more you allow them on here the more they are gonna pimp themselves to the paparazzi.

I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP THEM NOW!! Or at least Photoshop out the beardy dude!

Hey she's putting on a ton of weight. is she pregnant? Or just fat?

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IS HE STILLLLLL pimping her playboy shoot in pic 11?

whats the name of this website again? oh. leave if you don't like it.

Screw you all, she's hot. And I'd give a pinky to have unannounced anal sex with her.

I could do without Spencer, however, I don't understand the guys here who do NOT like Heidi's very hot and very sex-tapable ass.

I've seen more elegant ways to get the bum tanned like in pic 5.Not that i'm complaining much.

Is the empty beach just a coincidence? Or was it known in advance that these two would visit?

These two... I swear. Her parents must be mortified every day of their lives.

hahaha heidi does have cankles!!! ewww! and spencer is looking kinda tubby and man titty-ish. ooh! and I thought piercing or tattooing was 'against the bible' you bible thumping whore. when did the navel piercing happen? god im sick of these two idiots. not 10 iq points between them.

I thought your country was meant to be full of people with guns.
WHY HAVEN'T THEY DONE SOMETHING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE?

in every set of these staged photos she always makes sure her crotch is far away from his whenever they're face to face (see pic #8, 9). you're a couple of phony phucks. we get it.

Make it go away please!!!!!! I am sure a sex tape will emerge after their world tour of PDA & public whoring. I am so sick of them!!!!

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I don't care how stupid she is, Heidi is still fucking hot.

I'M SOO F**ING TIRED OF THIS TWO
STOP POSTING THEIR PICS PLEASEEE

XOXO FROM PERU!

Until she dumps her gay agent/pimp/husband, please stop showing either of them. Please. Pretty please? Cherry on top? Cherry on top of each of Kelly Brook's marvellous melons?? I knew you would see it my way! Mwah ha ha!!

They always look like they're doing a photoshot.. FOTO, SONRIAN.. OTRA FOTO, OTRA POSE
Que falsos..

Yes it does look like they are always posing for the camera--
I think all the paparazzi should point their cameras at them when they see them and then quickly turn-away(psyche!) and chase some completely random nobody on the street for a photo shoot instead--if you want see those 2 really crawl for attention--I would not even want to imagine what they would do if no-one would take their picture--it would be like the twilight zone for them--maybe they would like go insane and then like disappear for real--come on P-razzi I call on your power to use their own vanity to destroy them--you hold the key to the plan--it could be so much fun!!

OMG, her mouth is actually CLOSED in some of these pictures! This must be a first ever. I guess she was distracted by a thought.

I'd hit her from behind though...it would be a great view.

Notice in picture 4 how disgusting Spencer's feet are !! Ew... And yes I pretty much LOATHE them too......... Arghh they're too much. And even though I guess 90% if not more of The Hills is totally fake, still somehow the conversations between like Whitney and Lauren or Audrina seem very real, at times. But EVERY SINGLE one of these 2 idiots 'conversations' has always been so fake I feel psysically ill sometimes when I watched some episodes haha. Also the way they ALWAYS 'argue' over everything, then 'make up' and argue again! Argh fuck off... Like why is your sister here? Both their sisters and meaningsless bull shit like that. And then Spencer gets SO 'mad' about it. Wow you must be retarted not to know how fake everything about them and especially Spencer is.. Maybe he's not even a real person. Just some fake alien The Hills robot ? Who knows :)