Jul 27 2009Miranda Kerr's topless photo shoot
Here's a topless Miranda Kerr posing for a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in the Caribbeans. So, wait, is she selling a bathing suit with no top? Because if that's the case, I'd like to tell every (attractive) woman I know that this is what you wear to find a husband. You may have heard differently, but trust me, that person was lying and also trying to steal your Future Man. That bitch!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of I Hate You, Orlando Bloom.

Reader Comments
1. TBONE - July 27, 2009 11:26 AM
FIRST - SUCK IT BITCHES!
2. Jimbo - July 27, 2009 11:31 AM
Me so horny.
Touch me pee pee caw caw.
3. p911gt10c - July 27, 2009 11:31 AM
Nice tits.
Oh, and #1, you're a loser.
4. ahhh - July 27, 2009 11:33 AM
She is so hot, it just isn't fair
5. Mister 5000 - July 27, 2009 11:33 AM
You were first and yet... no one cares...
Even more sad is the fact that Miranda Kerr is topless and you were concerned with merely being the first post. Perhaps you should go back to Perez Hilton's website where your level of gayness is more accepted...
6. monty - July 27, 2009 11:33 AM
hotness
7. LPB - July 27, 2009 11:34 AM
Can't wait to hear what's wrong with those (her).
8. rufus - July 27, 2009 11:38 AM
perfection... enough said
9. Uhi - July 27, 2009 11:39 AM
Yes she is gorgeous.
But I am against braless chicks.
10. Brian - July 27, 2009 11:40 AM
She's cute AND hot. Whatever, I just wanna eat that ass, preferably with syrup.
11. Fribble - July 27, 2009 11:44 AM
Scrawny chick who isn't in particularly good shape. Un-toned belly and flabby ass. Too much starvation hurts the body, girl. Get to the gym if you need to control your weight.
Cute face, nothing spectacular. I wouldn't give her a second glance on the street. I like grown women, not ones who look 12 years old. I suppose she's perfect for the latent homosexual demographic.
(ok, your can start your juvenile insults now)
12. Uhi - July 27, 2009 11:44 AM
It is so sad that this is my fav site for 2 years now
i can`t help it though
the writer has an amazing sense of humour when he is not rude
and he is really bright!
yes i`m a girl.
13. Uhi - July 27, 2009 11:44 AM
It is so sad that this is my fav site for 2 years now
i can`t help it though
the writer has an amazing sense of humour when he is not rude
and he is really bright!
yes i`m a girl.
14. ZippytheWonderSlug - July 27, 2009 11:48 AM
#11 - You're an idiot.
15. dk - July 27, 2009 11:49 AM
@ Fish
I like the suit too. Let me know when the suit comes out like that one but without the bottoms and forces her to put your ankles behind her neck and insert my cock repeatedly, Ill invest.
16. dk - July 27, 2009 11:51 AM
@11 Yeah your right she is destroying her body by not eating and fucking Orlando Bloom instead of me but hell, she looks a little to old for me anyways.
17. The Jerk - July 27, 2009 11:52 AM
Apparently no one bothered to look at pic #8 with her lopsided deflated asscheeks..it sure seems like Victoria's Secret is really scraping the barrel for women to pose now. Why dont they just do a catalog spread with the top 3 "Wannabe Celebrities" starring...the mom from Jon & Kate Plus 8, Octopussy and some whore from The Hills.
18. LoveIt - July 27, 2009 11:54 AM
Love her body. Fat American women should strive to look like her.
19. Mac - July 27, 2009 11:57 AM
Lol @ 11 saying he expects people to throw juvenile insults at him. You should probably expect that when you throw juvenile insults at a hot chick you don't even know. I've never even heard the girl speak so it's hard for me to pass judgment on here. I have heard you speak on the other hand I've come to the conclusion that you're an uneducated homosexual.
20. George Burdell - July 27, 2009 12:01 PM
I love Puerto Rican bikinis (bottoms and a hat)
21. Jamie - July 27, 2009 12:02 PM
17...
I'd put my life on the line that she is hotter than anything you've ever hooked up with. Maybe you should insult someone just because they are half the size of the best looking girl you've been with. Also, the picture is taken while she was walking. Her ass doesn't look like that. I am not surprised you don't know what a good ass looks like. We can't all bang hairy cottage cheese butt.
22. Darth Retard - July 27, 2009 12:11 PM
Love how natural boobs look.
23. rerr edede - July 27, 2009 12:15 PM
She is Cute and sexy.She maintained her figure,not just like American women...
I love Photo soot...
24. aint that the truth - July 27, 2009 12:15 PM
She is so hot ... I'm a chick and would totally jump her ... she has small tits tho and idk about you guys but I like smoothering the guy I'm riding with my tits and for that you need bigger ones ... anyways she's hot and I approve !!! Lol
25. sperminator - July 27, 2009 12:16 PM
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
angelic face, diabolic body.
the right combo!
26. JAWS - July 27, 2009 12:19 PM
yummy! :B
27. Venom - July 27, 2009 12:19 PM
She's alright. Nothing special (as is the case with most "super models".) That said... I'd still smash.
28. Christina - July 27, 2009 12:23 PM
Nice tiny tits Miranda.
I want to be rich like her!
29. No GayTards - July 27, 2009 12:26 PM
Waa Waa Wee Waa!!!!
*salivating*
30. Taz - July 27, 2009 12:28 PM
id pump her silly
31. Christina - July 27, 2009 12:32 PM
Supermodels usually have pretty faces, but questionable figures? I mean what hetrosexual man l would prefer rake thin like a child/ young male with hardly any mammaries. Sure I'm jelous of how rich she probably is and the great clothes she gets to wear.
But I find it weird when these women are supposedly the epitome.
I know men have different tastes...I like my men to be attractive and slim, toned is a bonus! But there is NO WAY I'd want to date an overly skinny man who looked like a pre pubescent..
32. chango666 - July 27, 2009 12:32 PM
#18
So where are you from fuck face that all your women are perfect????
33. KD - July 27, 2009 12:35 PM
Forget Miranda Kerr, I want to date 'Uhi' and 'aint that the truth'
34. izz - July 27, 2009 12:43 PM
How about all the Eruo Scum take a big bite of my fat American Dick while I destroy the vagina's of your perfect (hairy,smelly) woman
35. Uhi - July 27, 2009 12:45 PM
KD sorry dear. But I`m no lesbian.Neither a cretin. Peace.
36. Uhi - July 27, 2009 12:45 PM
KD sorry dear. But I`m no lesbian.Neither a cretin. Peace.
37. Bruce Bromley - July 27, 2009 12:46 PM
Note to Editor:
You are truely my brother from other parents, you always keep us in such good Boobies and other important stuff. Keep up the good work...
Bruce
38. kliffa - July 27, 2009 12:46 PM
So young so fat ass!
39. Bruce Bromley - July 27, 2009 12:46 PM
Note to Editor:
You are truely my brother from other parents, you always keep us in such good Boobies and other important stuff. Keep up the good work...
Bruce
40. Uhi - July 27, 2009 12:47 PM
Yup I need to stop clicking refresh.
41. The Jerk - July 27, 2009 12:52 PM
@17 Jamie you are prolly correct, but that still doesn't have to do with shit in regards to my comments about her saggy ass. Even the ugliest women have more of an ass than this whore does, which I'm sure you're part of this category. And I'm supposed to blame the person snapping the pic that her ass creates the "illusion" of it looking disgusting? You are a fucking idiot.
42. sboubyb - July 27, 2009 1:05 PM
Amazing
Just pretty
43. daveisbob - July 27, 2009 1:07 PM
wow....she's a muffin, huh
44. Parker - July 27, 2009 1:13 PM
The world is a better place because of her and when I saw the ass pic my penis agreed.
45. ROUGH daddy - July 27, 2009 1:15 PM
I heard tax brackets usually indicate what size chicks you date...I say it aint true right # 11...and i dont understand the idea of liking 1 body type...
46. jesus - July 27, 2009 1:21 PM
finally a pic of a whore who isn't a fat, drug addicted slut.
47. dirk - July 27, 2009 1:23 PM
my girlfriend has the exact same body. bam!
48. sin - July 27, 2009 1:31 PM
What a sweet, little hottie.
49. Charles Few - July 27, 2009 1:36 PM
She's just a few milkshakes away from perfect.
50. TopCat - July 27, 2009 1:43 PM
she is so hot!
51. clareargent - July 27, 2009 1:46 PM
ok I guess I gotta be the one to point this out. Superfish, we don't actually all want husbands. Being married makes it harder to get dates.
Yes I'm straight, no I'm not fat, no I'm not ugly. In case that was coming next.
52. Clamhammer - July 27, 2009 1:56 PM
You made my Monday Fish. Time to skeet the meat.
53. Delgo - July 27, 2009 2:07 PM
I.B.T.C.
54. lillybear - July 27, 2009 3:10 PM
she is so cute. Not pretty/sexy IMHO...face too round,body too straight..
Very cute, though.
Ilike Adriana Lima and MArissa's bods better..Bar is not too bad either, just a little soft.
55. TexasTranny - July 27, 2009 3:11 PM
pretty panties.......yummy
56. Jamie - July 27, 2009 3:33 PM
I think Victoria's Secret just brought this chick in to replace the fading hotness of Adriana Lima, she always looked like a bad Adriana Lima wannabe to me and she was never as cute, but what can i say for Adriana now, her looks have long faded as have most if not all Victoria's Secrets models, i remember in the early to mid nineties when all the Victoria's Secret models used to actually be sexy now its just a bunch of anorexic trannys!
57. James - July 27, 2009 3:51 PM
she looks like she's 12. but legally hot.
oh jeez....
58. RtSS - July 27, 2009 4:17 PM
Saving these pictures gave me wood. I would pound her with my schlong multiple times daily. I would use those tiny little bikini bottoms to brew up some soothing panty tea and drink it down with a smile on my face. I would use every pointy thing I have on my body to probe Miranda, sweet Miranda. I would use my nose to bounce in and out of her pretty little love tunnel. As long as I have a face, Miranda, you have a place to sit.
59. Champ - July 27, 2009 4:42 PM
Smokin. Very cute girl.
60. kingofbeer - July 27, 2009 4:44 PM
There is a god!
fap fap fap fap fap
61. TheOriginalJoker - July 27, 2009 4:54 PM
Absolutely beautiful. I just feel like suckling now.
62. bobby - July 27, 2009 5:41 PM
wow absolutely perfect
63. Kat Richards - July 27, 2009 5:54 PM
Did anyone notice the women wandering around in the background...looking a little slouchy. No way would I walk anywhere near that girl!!! Especially in a bathing suit!!
64. Online Tv - July 27, 2009 6:08 PM
She had great breasts
65. Galtacticus - July 27, 2009 6:11 PM
Holy crap! These full frontals aren't even nipp slips anymore!
66. Darth - July 27, 2009 6:13 PM
It's no wonder that her boyfriend barely sleeps at his own home!
67. PoopMagnet - July 27, 2009 6:18 PM
This is the greatest blog post I've ever seen.
68. niko - July 27, 2009 6:28 PM
little boobs
http://pitt-news.blogspot.com/
69. niko - July 27, 2009 6:28 PM
little boobs
http://pitt-news.blogspot.com/
70. casualencounters.com/blog - July 27, 2009 6:34 PM
More babe porn. "Awesome."
71. Binky's Travel Tips - July 27, 2009 7:04 PM
Just another day at Bondi Beach.....
Tip 1 : Many, if not most of the Beach's in Australia are topless. This isn't necessary in the Tourist Info.
Tip 2 : You can't swim north of, say Brisbane, on Australian beaches in summer
(like when it's hot). There's Jelly Fish waiting off shore ready to kill you. This isn't necessarily in the travel info.
(Some people wear panty hose in the water to ward the jelly fish off - but I found they conflicted with the image I was trying to project - you know - that type of thing. Same goes with Huggies)
72. kate - July 27, 2009 7:40 PM
nice to know there are men in the superfish world who appreciate natural perky little tits! sick of reading about you all loving huge ridiculous plastic. she's beautiful!
73. mikey - July 27, 2009 7:48 PM
One smokin hot little unit, but her giant hands would make my penis look that much smaller.
74. hmmmm - July 27, 2009 8:04 PM
that mole on the back of her right thigh is gross… deal breaker.
75. Bree - July 27, 2009 8:38 PM
I don't think she is starving herself, but eats organically? She seems to have a healthy attitude to food. Keeps you trim. If she is starving herself...well not surprising is it.
76. uh - July 27, 2009 8:42 PM
@74
Are you kidding me? I'm a girl, and she isn't one of those women that I'm fascinated with, but honestly, that's just crazy....
77. vito - July 27, 2009 9:02 PM
Ya know, what we find attractive in members of the opposite sex is mostly genetically encoded, so we don't necessarily have a whole lot of choice as far as that goes.
My genetic code tells me that Miranda Kerr is cuter than a speckled pup and that I'd love to spread her on toast and eat her for breakfast. Daily.
For those of you who think otherwise, it's not your fault that your genes are so fucked up.
78. Meh - July 27, 2009 9:50 PM
She is pretty, however she's too juvenile-looking. I don't like this prepubescent look of today's models. The models of the '90s were these gorgeous amazons, with long legs, muscular thighs and healthy tits and hips. That's what I want in bed - a firm, full woman you can fuck the shit out of without feeling like a pedophile or like she is going to snap.
79. Sassy - July 27, 2009 10:03 PM
GORGEOUS. PERKY. NATURAL. FLAWLESS. CUTE. DID I SAY NATURAL?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There should be more natural, sun kissed, amazing, adorable and sweet looking women around, instead of that trashy Megan Fox or tranny Katie Price or saggy Tara Reid....who rely on makeup and a short dress to get attention.
For fuck sake, her boobs aren't DD soccer balls and she doesn't look like a fucking Oompa Lompa, but people are still acting like that's what they prefer??!! Fucking sickos.
I don't care if you don't agree, there is nothing more stunning and beautiful than a healthy, no-surgery, NATURAL, cute, classically beautiful, silky skinned woman. THEY are what should be riding the waves of fame and attention, not 2 bit dirty hooker looking sluts.
80. Yow - July 27, 2009 11:47 PM
It just goes to show you, you don't need C cups to have great tits. A nice set of perky A cups does the trick just fine. Day-um !!!
81. tissue - July 28, 2009 1:21 AM
I just spilt a steaming load of nut butter all over my keyboard.
She is simply gorgeous..!!
Aussie!, Aussie!, Aussie!...... Oi, Oi, Oi.
82. *****Krazyhotkelli****** - July 28, 2009 1:46 AM
Zlutty girlz never prozper, and neither do you lozerz. Have thingz to do, becauze I have a life. Time for the beach! later lozerz.
83. Knee Ya Ha Ha - July 28, 2009 2:17 AM
So # 71.
When you say 'Same goes with Huggies'
W@hat you twing to sway here exactwee ? .....
Inside job ?
84. thomas - July 28, 2009 2:34 AM
go to splashnewsonline.com to see her without stars
85. thomas - July 28, 2009 2:37 AM
go to
splashnewsonline.com
to see her without stars
86. Binky - July 28, 2009 2:38 AM
Binky : Was doing a bit of reading on your last link thingie Knee...and when I came to this:
'America Deserves Better'
'Honor our country and all she stands for by raising your voice in support of an investigation that answers to nothing and to no one but evidence and fact wherever they may lead. Join the families, first responders and survivors of September 11th and millions of proud citizens in support of the principles and the freedom for which our forefathers fought and died.'
Cliff Notes : Then I hear America say - Nice tits, for an 'A' or maybe 'B' cup.
87. Knee Ya Ha Ha - July 28, 2009 3:01 AM
So....
# 86. What you twing to sway here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
88. prideofchucky - July 28, 2009 3:43 AM
Miranda topless! Ahhh There is a god. And his name is the Superficial writer.
89. Binky - July 28, 2009 4:15 AM
Binky : RE : # 87....
Inside job ? Inside job.
aND NICE TITS Merada...(sp?) reminds me of a woman I once gave a ride to in an old Holden station Wagon ....(North from Sydney - all the way to Byron Bay - ypu know - that type of thing.....)
90. FIRST - July 28, 2009 7:20 AM
FIRST!!!
oops.. I mean 90th!!
91. assman - July 28, 2009 8:27 AM
The assman approves. To infiniti.
92. v tard - July 28, 2009 9:18 AM
Personally I don't get it. She's very ordinary looking.
93. tracy - July 28, 2009 10:15 AM
She has a perfect body.. I love her boobs! For the people who are saying she is anorexic, too skinny, starves herself, etc. you need to get a clue! Some girls are actually naturally just skinny, lean and tall! For example.. me! My boobs are a little bigger than hers but still, I am just naturally thin like that and I eat and eat and eat! I think it is unfair how you pick on skinny girls.. we don't starve ourselves!!!! I prefer her sized boobs over any other fake plastic implants or saggy huge nasty boobs any day.
94. latexlover - July 28, 2009 10:17 AM
Clever and consistent move by victorias secret: less material - more profit ... ;-)
95. blah - July 28, 2009 10:28 AM
ugly, strange looking face. a bit masculine in the body, but bigger tits than one would expect on such a thin woman.
96. justifiable - July 28, 2009 10:41 AM
Fish, last time I looked there's only one Caribbean. It's not plural.
97. Jon - July 28, 2009 11:09 AM
THIS IS HOW ALL BOOBS SHOULD LOOK!
98. Jon - July 28, 2009 11:09 AM
THIS IS HOW ALL BOOBS SHOULD LOOK!
Perfect shape.
99. Jon - July 28, 2009 11:09 AM
THIS IS HOW ALL BOOBS SHOULD LOOK!
Perfect shape.
100. bobby b - July 28, 2009 11:38 AM
I would seriously bang this girl so hard I wouldn't walk for a week (her for 2 weeks) but me for one, WOW.More please
101. Fribble - July 28, 2009 12:36 PM
To all you pedo-lovers out there who think she's so beautiful: superimpose her face over Leonardo DeCaprio and notice the changes.
"What changes?" you say? Exactly!!! Faggots!
102. Fribble - July 28, 2009 12:40 PM
Poopy.
Tinkle.
Dookie-wooky.
I graduated from Barbizon Modeling School.
103. Jibbly Biggins - July 28, 2009 12:44 PM
Em....she's not perfect. She looks normal, straight up and down, pretty but no one out of the ordinary. I know dozens of women in the city who look the same or better, perhaps with fitter body types.
104. Ein - July 28, 2009 1:09 PM
This is legal-pedo material.
105. Patrick - July 28, 2009 1:51 PM
Seriously needs large tits!
That's what most guys want on a woman.....HUGE TITS!
106. kitty_kat - July 28, 2009 2:41 PM
@11- QFT
She isn't ugly at all. She's cute, but she isn't hot like the people on this board would have you believe. She's really nothing special when you compare her to other VS models (Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marissa Miller, etc.). I wouldn't even say that she is as attractive as Gisele Bundchen or Alessandra Ambrosio - actually, scratch that, she's prettier than Gisele.
She is very out-of-shape for someone as skinny as she is. Again, not saying she's ugly, but I really suspect that many of the posters on here saying that she is hot are either homosexual males or other women. I just don't see her as the type of woman that heterosexual men would go gaga over. No offense.
107. Ari Ola - July 28, 2009 5:53 PM
Wow! What lovely perky nipples. So nice to see a woman whose nipples are so naturally erect!
108. John - July 28, 2009 8:07 PM
Cute - hot - succulent! How can something this delicious have the slightest interest in an effeminate 'nancy-boy' like Orlando Bloom? 'Tis a mystery to me.
109. matt - July 29, 2009 1:29 AM
Not only will dropping the top find women a husband, it will also make them feel better about themselves and, somehow, fix that issue they have with their mother.
110. Fati - July 29, 2009 1:32 AM
I would say that her boobs are about a size too small for me, except I think she is the same size as me. 34B. Well, what can I say, I like at least a C cup, but I refuse to get a boob-job!
111. roofers in west yorkshire - July 29, 2009 5:54 AM
hubba hubba! what a woman!
112. one shot - July 29, 2009 12:35 PM
wow so sweet
113. pappy smeary - July 29, 2009 2:24 PM
@11 - stop trying to convince everybody that your fat, old, soggy mess of a wife is hot... Go out, buy a gun, be somebody
114. debt reduction - July 29, 2009 5:13 PM
gd she is so fine
115. el ces - July 29, 2009 5:39 PM
Ahhh, isn't this Legolas' woman?
She's a beauty.
116. Gordon - July 29, 2009 11:23 PM
She looks like a young Cameron Diaz. Who doesn't like that?
(Except probably Cameron Diaz...)
117. epipapi - July 30, 2009 4:33 AM
Semmi különös, átlag alatti buksza!
118. epipapi - July 30, 2009 4:33 AM
Semmi különös, átlag alatti buksza!
119. lacy - July 30, 2009 12:26 PM
Orly's a lucky guy!
120. hot girl - July 30, 2009 5:11 PM
Wow, she's hot. I can't stop staring on her body
121. nameless - July 31, 2009 8:53 AM
Her tits are amazing, they stand up on their own! Down with saggy tennis ball in sock hags!!
122. Judanssi - July 31, 2009 6:12 PM
Kyllä se on vaan niin pantavan näkönen...huh huh
123. Boner - August 1, 2009 1:38 PM
I'd bang that until my balls turned black & blue from bouncing off her perfect ass.
124. myles - August 2, 2009 2:21 PM
i woz gonna comment on no 11 but no 19 has said it perfectly, if u dont like someone fair enough just move on til u find someone u do like, wots the point wasting yor time slagging them off, if u havnt got sumthing nice to say wots the point in sayin anythin, coz its not big really, u try and ridicule sumone and then u get ridiculed yorself, not worth it.
125. myles - August 2, 2009 2:21 PM
i woz gonna comment on no 11 but no 19 has said it perfectly, if u dont like someone fair enough just move on til u find someone u do like, wots the point wasting yor time slagging them off, if u havnt got sumthing nice to say wots the point in sayin anythin, coz its not big really, u try and ridicule sumone and then u get ridiculed yorself, not worth it.
126. Hot Girls - August 7, 2009 12:30 PM
Wow- wish I could see what is beneath those stars?!
127. arlinsi - August 27, 2009 3:48 PM
if I can get it right. hm .. fresh.! he's sexy.
128. Moran Wank - September 21, 2009 4:29 AM
I coming