Jul 13 2009Marisa Miller nude in British GQ
Here's Marisa Miller taking a bath in the August issue of British GQ, and all I have to say is, thank God she's not pregnant. Seriously, if I look at one more occupied uterus, I'm going to give myself a vasectomy with the first thing I see. *looks at lawnmower* Make that the second thing. Second thing.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that will make you curse God for inventing arms, the bastards of the appendage world.

Reader Comments
1. devilsrain - July 13, 2009 10:01 PM
Thankyou
2. jakester - July 13, 2009 10:04 PM
Why the censor star? So lame. So weak...to add when clearly not needed. Not to mention in Europe that would be nothing to censor in the first place, even if something was showing. F**k that whole NSFW unless it is porn.
3. mj - July 13, 2009 10:16 PM
Me and my mate Marissa now have something in common.....
We both love blowing bubbles
Peace out hommies.... MJ..!!
4. http://www.popduds.com/ - July 13, 2009 10:17 PM
MOAR!
5. Disgruntlordd - July 13, 2009 10:20 PM
nice
6. runescape gold - July 13, 2009 10:20 PM
nice
7. chellllly - July 13, 2009 10:34 PM
what does NSFW stand for?
8. Harry - July 13, 2009 10:36 PM
Her body is still to die for, but the face is starting to look its age. That just means she's gone from being a 12 to an 11.
9. Automated Response - July 13, 2009 10:37 PM
Fucking Schwing.
10. Chuck Nunchuck - July 13, 2009 10:38 PM
#9
No Slut Fears Wieners
11. JD - July 13, 2009 10:44 PM
It's not topless if there are no nipples.
FYI
12. lizzy - July 13, 2009 10:46 PM
her face is fucking gross, why don't people see this.
but yes, her body is incredible.
13. lori - July 13, 2009 10:46 PM
Why would anyone wear that much makeup in a bathtub? Why do guys think fake breasts are sexy? This photo looks cheap and not sexy at all.
14. Hotbox - July 13, 2009 10:48 PM
LOVE IT.
15. confused - July 13, 2009 11:01 PM
I come to your site, and i click on the pics... ok, fine. I'm hooked... why the need to put stars on a picture when there is clearly no nipple. it makes no sense. you already have the audience. they are already going to click on the picture, why lie to us?
i have noticed this has been happening more and more often.
it is dirty.
shame on you.
16. Jefe - July 13, 2009 11:15 PM
Are you SURE there was a reason to 'star' her private parts?
Like....SURE????
17. guy rossi - July 13, 2009 11:26 PM
#13 SHUTUP LORI
Women who are insecure like you always bitch about hot chicks. You are hating on a babe. Thats the difference between men and women. Girls see a hot girl they find something to hate the hot girl for. Guys see a guy get alot of girls the guy thinks "That guy is cool, I need to be like that"
18. Richport's Ghost - July 13, 2009 11:27 PM
Good thing I banged this chick when I had a chance. Oh wait, that was a RealDoll. My bad. FUCK!
19. Ariana - July 13, 2009 11:31 PM
#18
Okay. Next time I see Holly Madison, I'll think "That chick is cool/hot, I need to be like that." ^_^
You know what the difference is? Society has made women go to great lengths to look "hot". Most celebrity men don't have that problem.
Go fap to bolted breasts and plastic surgery tard. GG
20. Ariana - July 13, 2009 11:35 PM
Oh but yea, she has a killer bod $
21. Richard McBeef - July 13, 2009 11:46 PM
fat. barf.
22. Richard McBeef - July 13, 2009 11:49 PM
@7 - nipples should face west
23. Alyssa - July 13, 2009 11:57 PM
DUDES, HER BREASTS ARE REALL!!!!!
Thats why she was in perfect ten
God, Id bury myself in her tatas all day and Im a chick.. she's so hot.
There was an article in NYT saying Angelina was every straight woman's lay of choice, but she is way hotter.
id just be worried that she may feel a little.. hard bodied.. especially her abs...
24. become lesbian - July 13, 2009 11:58 PM
i would become lesbian to suck on her titties :/ shes that hot
25. cavy - July 13, 2009 11:59 PM
13. lori
Um.....maybe...just maybe...because it's a friggin' photo shoot - aka: a fantasy photo shoot....Christ on a cracker!!! LOL
I think she's gorgeous - she'll be my thinspo this week!
26. cavy - July 14, 2009 12:01 AM
18. guy rossi
I agree! I'm a straight female, but I can appreciate how utterly stunning Marisa Miller is...hot damn!
Whenever I feel like quitting exercise or eating junk, I'll think of her! She looks so healthy and vibrant....I admit, I'm jealous, but, unlike "Lori", I would never tear this gorgeous woman apart. I agree....women like Lori are just insecure!
27. Hotbox - July 14, 2009 12:11 AM
#20
Those that believe society and the media need help. MOST men do not think like that, and prefer natural beauties, not frankensteins.
Marisa just happens to be one of God's near-perfect creations.
Celebrity men? Hahahahah! Walk down the street and you'll find plenty of men equal to/better than those dweebs.
28. Katie - July 14, 2009 12:13 AM
hawt.. haha!
29. phildo - July 14, 2009 12:59 AM
THERE'S NOTHING BEHIND THAT FUCKING STAR YOU ASSHOLE FUCKING LIAR!
30. qwestiump - July 14, 2009 1:12 AM
Okay, seriously, who is she?
I'm being totally straight up- how is she known?
(I mean, aside from the obvious...)
31. brit - July 14, 2009 1:47 AM
@30 she's a Victoria's Secret Model.
32. whoisshe - July 14, 2009 1:53 AM
She the girl that makes your cock go BOING....!!
Ridgidity at it's finest.
Fancy a pearl necklace love?
33. hey!! - July 14, 2009 2:05 AM
I'm a girl and I got all excited to see Marrissa - cause she's obviously so hot and you bastard you got my hopes up! Don't put stars if there's nothing there!!
34. Valkyrja - July 14, 2009 2:27 AM
Hot photo.
I want to lick her entire midsection really slowly until she lights on fire.
Yep and I'm female. And yep I've done so before. and then some.
35. isabella345 - July 14, 2009 2:44 AM
Wow...great photo... I am still in aww.
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36. Yeah - July 14, 2009 4:00 AM
I see either a shadow or about one fifth of a giant brown areola. Which is it? Regardless, I second any and all comments calling this bitch ugly or disparaging fake tits.
37. Crappola - July 14, 2009 5:24 AM
"...chiggity-check yourself, before you wreck yourself..."
Clearly the photo was not NSFW. Unless the writer obviously busted a nut at the mere sight of a woman's cleavage showing more than 3/4.
In which case, I suggest he stop masturbating to Maxim.
38. Plastic much? - July 14, 2009 6:18 AM
her face is so photoshopped it doesnt resemble human skin in any way. it's a good thing you men are stupid enough to fall for these fake images of humans since that's all you're ever going to get i suppose..
39. fgd - July 14, 2009 6:24 AM
fdgdf
40. kjhkjhkjk - July 14, 2009 6:25 AM
her face is so photoshopped it doesnt resemble human skin in any way. it's a good thing you men are stupid enough to fall for these fake images of humans since that's all you're ever going to get i suppose..
41. pure evil - July 14, 2009 6:38 AM
I wonder, when, and if the superficial writer actually becomes a father, is he going to be hiding and sobbing outside the hospital, clutching this picture of Marissa Miller. "I still want you Marissa! please, I cant handle reality!!!!" pulls out gun BLAM!. Hope springs eternal.
42. rbv - July 14, 2009 6:54 AM
so do you star these just to get extra ad clicks?
43. chas - July 14, 2009 7:17 AM
I have nudes of marisa when she just started out posing topless. It appears her breasts are larger now.
44. ROUGH daddy - July 14, 2009 7:20 AM
Those things look breastacular for a small skinny chic...
45. shitontheworld - July 14, 2009 7:23 AM
NAKED? What a queer. Whoever posts the pics & stories(don't know if it's just 1 retard a group of them) should shoot themselves ASAP. This site used to be cool, it used to rag on these celebrity shitbags, now it just promotes them like everyone else. Sure, the site's creators still feign disgust at the douchebag celebrities, but really all this website serves to do is cram this pseudo-pop culture down America's collective throat. Superficial sucks now, the name only serves to describe the personalities of those who post this trash.
46. bevo - July 14, 2009 7:25 AM
Was this labeled NSFW because you work at a monastery? You were taught by the brothers to fear all forms of femininity.
You should fear naked side boob because that much plastic surgery is an abomination of god's will. Thank you for looking out for us and preventing us from incurring god's wrath.
47. Darth - July 14, 2009 7:59 AM
Blowing bubbles in a hot tub,that's cute.What's her age?
48. lbu - July 14, 2009 7:59 AM
her arm looks WEIRD
49. Gando - July 14, 2009 8:06 AM
Doesn't she like to play with rubber ducks?
50. Rhialto - July 14, 2009 8:12 AM
The standard hotel bathroom.First door on the left.
51. RichPort's Ghost - July 14, 2009 8:20 AM
Aaaaaaand... there goes another bout of spontaneous combustion... in my boxers...
52. Fribble - July 14, 2009 8:31 AM
Buttah
Face
53. april - July 14, 2009 9:00 AM
oh my god!
54. Selena4now - July 14, 2009 9:14 AM
Ok, she's hot, she's 30, and she has the most amazing REAL breasts in the biz since Tyra retired. Don't hate, just appreciate.
55. Selena4now - July 14, 2009 9:15 AM
Ok, she's hot, she's 30, and she has the most amazing REAL breasts in the biz since Tyra retired. Don't hate, just appreciate.
56. manadapanda - July 14, 2009 9:41 AM
Wow! people are so judgemental..especially women!
She has a killer bod..who cares if she amped up her boobs...We both have the same breasts/implant Dr. ( not telling..lol)!
Seriosuly, you almost can't tell!
She works really hard on her bod, and it shows..Girls, it is a common fact , when you workout a ton, you loose your boobs!
As far as the makeup! ?? HELLO! IT is a photoshoot.
Stop the hating and chill out already...Photoshoots are fantasies, as are airbrushing, models, etc...No, they don't look like that in real life. You almost can't recognize them. Marissa is a sweet and normal person. I am glad to see her doing well!
57. manadapanda - July 14, 2009 9:41 AM
Wow! people are so judgemental..especially women!
She has a killer bod..who cares if she amped up her boobs...We both have the same breasts/implant Dr. ( not telling..lol)!
Seriosuly, you almost can't tell!
She works really hard on her bod, and it shows..Girls, it is a common fact , when you workout a ton, you loose your boobs!
As far as the makeup! ?? HELLO! IT is a photoshoot.
Stop the hating and chill out already...Photoshoots are fantasies, as are airbrushing, models, etc...No, they don't look like that in real life. You almost can't recognize them. Marissa is a sweet and normal person. I am glad to see her doing well!
58. Christina - July 14, 2009 9:47 AM
#40 SO TRUE
My body may have been that tight before i hit puberty...not 100% about the real breasts either...
59. yawn - July 14, 2009 9:50 AM
the same stupid star to make me click on a pic.. false advertising.. are you blind dumb or simply taking advantage?
60. meh - July 14, 2009 10:07 AM
there's nipple. it's just not very differently coloured than the rest of her skin. agreed there's not much of it, and I have a really high res monitor and I barely see it, but it is there. and yeah, she is a beauty.
61. Deacon Jones - July 14, 2009 10:10 AM
If I could have any one woman in the world, she'd be it.
62. Meg - July 14, 2009 10:15 AM
She is gorgeous! Best swimsuit model by far imo.
63. Katie - July 14, 2009 10:47 AM
#17 u need to lighten up. First of all, ppl like u need to leave the comments for the picture (I should talk, huh) and stop hating on ppl who left word before u. I think that girls do pick up on the small things that true, most guys don't notice, but she is wearing a lot of makeup (we know its a photo shoot, etc., but damn. Lets remove all sense of reality) I am bi, so I hit on women and men, and yea, if I see something that I don't like on either sex I'm not gonna be afraid to say so. It's not about being insecure (although hollywood does try to pass off an acceptable image that is impossible to obtain) There's nothing wrong with saying, for example, that Megan Fox is hot, but damn did it take some work to get her there. And her ass is still flabby (my ass on the other hand, is yay! but my tits are not near as hot lol) so sure, I'm gonna say Megan Fox has a flabby bum. But she has some rockin tits, u know? Sorry bout the rant lol Don't hate on me... just stickin up for Lori up there... But about the pic, WHY THE STARS? NO NIPPLE :P
64. manadapanda - July 14, 2009 10:54 AM
And Perfect 10 magazine, wanted everyone to look real, but I had friends who did it like Marissa and weren't. The key is to make your implants saggier looking, and not bolted on. C'est possible!
At the end of the day, it was just about selling magazines. the guys that ran it were pervs/dorks.
65. crzylgs - July 14, 2009 11:17 AM
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66. Tom K - July 14, 2009 11:18 AM
Hot!
67. jennifer - July 14, 2009 11:27 AM
My panties are wet
68. e-rock - July 14, 2009 11:35 AM
Coming from a woman with breast implants myself, and many friends that also have them, those are DEFINITELY implants. You can tell when she moves around, or lies on her back, they flatten out like pancakes, or fall into her armpits, they just stay there. They look awesome, Im really dissapointed with her, because in a recent Shape magazine that I have at home, the first thing out of her mouth is that she does NOT have implants. Why lie? Just don't say anything if you want to be private about it. She is acting like she is naturally perfect, and well, we all know that ain't the case. Sorry Marissa, not buying your "all natural" crap. There are MANY gorgeous women out there, that are naturally petite, and come with a flat chest, so they get some help, and look great, ala Marissa, but don't flat out lie about it, just makes you seem fake on the inside too. But she is GORGEOUS, no doubt about it.
69. e-rock - July 14, 2009 11:42 AM
Sorry for the missing words in my last post, Im at work and typing really fast! lol. What I was trying to say is that hers DO NOT flatten out like pancakes or fall into her armpits like real boobs, they just stay there= implants. Very obvious ones, and I think its hysterical that people are so naieve to think they are real just because she says so. Take a closer look people, they are 100% silicone. Not bashing her for it, I really think she is one of the most beautiful models out there, Im just really disapointed that she is so adamant they are real, when its painfully obvious they are not.
70. Jim Jones - July 14, 2009 12:10 PM
Who?
71. nat - July 14, 2009 1:49 PM
She is so amazingly beautiful. I took my boyfriend to meet her in person and she is just so freakin hot, I WOULD DO HER and im not really into girls :)
72. nat - July 14, 2009 1:49 PM
She is so amazingly beautiful. I took my boyfriend to meet her in person and she is just so freakin hot, I WOULD DO HER and im not really into girls :)
73. nat - July 14, 2009 1:50 PM
She is so amazingly beautiful. I took my boyfriend to meet her in person and she is just so freakin hot, I WOULD DO HER and im not really into girls :)
74. Suzie - July 14, 2009 4:48 PM
ehhh....She's just ok, nothing special
75. N - July 14, 2009 6:35 PM
Gorgeous body.
Her face is kind of average-ish, but still...she's got a body to die for.
I'm a girl and she makes me feel naughty }:^D
76. JPRichardson - July 14, 2009 8:02 PM
The most gorgeous VS model ever. PERFECT body.
77. cassie - July 16, 2009 3:50 PM
#17 SHUT UP GUY RUSSI
stating that the photo looks cheap and that fake boobs are not beautiful does not make someone insecure-it makes them rational. Standards of beauty have lowered and this picture is an obvious example. Covering ones face with make-up and stuffing their boobs with plastic hides one's true beauty. Anyone could work out and obtain a nice body-but not everyone is born with a natural, beautiful face or breasts. Natural is beautiful. you are a dumbass.
78. cassie - July 16, 2009 3:52 PM
#17 SHUT UP GUY RUSSI
stating that the photo looks cheap and that fake boobs are not beautiful does not make someone insecure-it makes them rational. Standards of beauty have lowered and this picture is an obvious example. Covering ones face with make-up and stuffing their boobs with plastic hides one's true beauty. Anyone could work out and obtain a nice body-but not everyone is born with a natural, beautiful face or breasts. Natural is beautiful. you are a dumbass.
79. cassie - July 16, 2009 3:54 PM
#17 SHUT UP GUY RUSSI
stating that the photo looks cheap and that fake boobs are not beautiful does not make someone insecure-it makes them rational. Standards of beauty have lowered and this picture is an obvious example. Covering ones face with make-up and stuffing their boobs with plastic hides one's true beauty. Anyone could work out and obtain a nice body-but not everyone is born with a natural, beautiful face or breasts. Natural is beautiful. you are a dumbass.
80. James - July 17, 2009 3:24 PM
Hotbox said - "Celebrity men? Hahahahah! Walk down the street and you'll find plenty of men equal to/better than those dweebs"
Dweebs ? Giys like Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt are dweebs ? Don't be jealous that you will never have a fraction of their wealth and talent and fame. No normal guys are not equal to or better, if they were girls all around the world wouldn't warship male movie stars.
81. ashley - July 26, 2009 4:56 PM
I don't understand people who say her face is ugly....she is beautiful!
Can someone explain to me how she is ugly? ANd Im being serious...I see nothing wrong with this woman