Jul 10 2009Lily Allen must hate shirts
Lily Allen continues her war on shirts by posing topless in the August issue of i-D Magazine and also wears a panda costume. So, furries, this one's for you. You strange, strange people who better not fill up my comment sections with tales of koala fucking. I mean it.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version where 70s bush would look at home.

Reader Comments
1. DrPhowstus - July 10, 2009 1:07 PM
It's a shame when the stars are bigger than the actual tits.
2. Me - July 10, 2009 1:08 PM
First
3. nycgirl - July 10, 2009 1:08 PM
shes so weird
4. Duuude - July 10, 2009 1:09 PM
I'd let her blow me. That's about the extent of it though.
5. The Geekologie Writer - July 10, 2009 1:09 PM
i'm more of a scaley
6. Dude - July 10, 2009 1:11 PM
Seems like she wants to show off her weight loss. Tits are cute. She is still a cunt of a human being tho.
7. The Adam Bomb - July 10, 2009 1:12 PM
I love it. I fucking love it.
8. ROUGH daddy - July 10, 2009 1:14 PM
She is very considerate for vacuuming that stomach...now you can focus on the cute face and tits...which id wouldnt mind fouling...
9. Joe - July 10, 2009 1:20 PM
Didn't she have a third nipple? airbrushed or did she get it removed?
10. c - July 10, 2009 1:23 PM
she's so fucking ugly and still a fat ass!!
sucking in your stomach does not make you skinny.
11. clareargent - July 10, 2009 1:27 PM
this one time i fucked a koala.
12. immune - July 10, 2009 1:33 PM
in addition to hating shirts, lily also hates being attractive and spelling her first name correctly. "me know, me know! a-n-d-r-u-w!" ;-p
13. hacksaw - July 10, 2009 1:34 PM
I'd hit em both.
14. hollywood_hillbilly - July 10, 2009 1:35 PM
Taking a wide stance as usual Douchey. Still, I would, why not.
15. ROUGH daddy - July 10, 2009 1:36 PM
You would what lamer?
16. april - July 10, 2009 1:37 PM
she's super cute and natural. don't know much else about her though.
17. mysuperficialfetish - July 10, 2009 1:37 PM
Lmao @ 10. My GAWD you must be a toothpick yourself......stfu.
I'm actually disappointed, I was expecting more animalistic comments...
18. dacaya - July 10, 2009 1:43 PM
She' s perfect... and a great singer... I loooove her!
19. chango666 - July 10, 2009 1:44 PM
Those are cute little nibblers . . . get out the ole paper bag and hell yes I'd hit that. Lick that nasty ole thing CLEAN . . .
20. mikeock - July 10, 2009 1:46 PM
Cute little fun bags.
21. Erica - July 10, 2009 2:10 PM
Agreed, she's adorable and natural.
22. F.I.N.E - July 10, 2009 2:14 PM
Omg! No huge ass fake tits???? THE HORROR!!!
*end sarcasm*
She's adorable, and sexy <3
23. Stuck on Childrens Tunes - July 10, 2009 2:16 PM
Happy Friday To Me
Happy Friday To Me
I just loves them titties
Happy Friday Toooo Meeeeeee....
24. HUMAN - July 10, 2009 2:16 PM
I like her... she has this wierd thing about her... that tells me I should just do her...
25. Peter Salt - July 10, 2009 2:19 PM
Funny, most Brit women are generally ho-hum, every once-in-a-while you get a rare keeper...
26. gabe - July 10, 2009 3:58 PM
One time I fucked three koalas at once UP A TREE. it was awesome. I got a kangaroo to tape it. email me if you want the vid.
27. HIM - July 10, 2009 4:07 PM
No idea why, but I'd love to see that
28. MiamiJoe - July 10, 2009 4:10 PM
I agree that she's adorable and those are really sweet little titties. I think the third nipple is under her left breast and just isn't visible in these shots. I think the third nipple is cool and her desire to show any combination of the 3 of them is awesome. Big, fake tits suck.
29. spudsy - July 10, 2009 4:12 PM
Ugh, she's fat. And ugly. What's the big deal with her?
30. koala fucker - July 10, 2009 4:25 PM
I like fucking koalas, not so keen on drugs anymore, fame is something that confuses me - KOALA FUCKER
31. Parker - July 10, 2009 5:32 PM
god bless Lily Allen
32. Z - July 10, 2009 5:39 PM
How in the world can you call that girl fat?
33. Jay - July 10, 2009 5:51 PM
What's the big deal? There are millions of little girls who look just like she does and millions who are truly PHAT. What's the big deal?
34. Huh? - July 10, 2009 6:25 PM
So.....when did Jack White start taking female hormones?
35. Justsayin - July 10, 2009 6:28 PM
I'm so sick of women posing/dancing/acting topless and acting like they are liberated and powerful. Until women grow penises and are able to penetrate a man (dildoes don't count), we will never be able to use our sexuality in this way to gain ground. All this sort of thing does in incite gross pervs to stalk you and make normal men think you're kinda loose.
Lily's adorable. Just wish the titties were covered.
36. live and let live - July 10, 2009 6:29 PM
She looks cute - real boobs look a million times better than nasty fake tits. I'm so glad I never got implants...most of my friends that have them, regret getting them.
REAL (small, medium, large, whatever the size) boobs look WWWAAAYYY better than big fake ugly spheres!
Lilly looks really good in those photos...she looks healthy and happy.
37. JuliaJolie - July 10, 2009 8:57 PM
@12: Lily is the correct spelling. for 2 reasons: 1. She's named after the flower, which is spelled "lily". 2. It's her name. Even if it was incorrectly spelled, it's still her name because her parents named her that way. Go tell Lindsay Lohan she can't spell "seven" and "nine".
38. Tom K - July 10, 2009 9:23 PM
Crazy broad looks good!!!!! Yeah she is looking alright these days.
39. Mike - July 10, 2009 11:11 PM
I love her even more now.
40. tc - July 10, 2009 11:38 PM
Lily. Put your useless tits away for heaven's sake.
When it comes to lyrics, singing and performing, being lively and fun, you are out there on your own.
When it comes to getting your kit off, you are outclassed by more than 50% of women in your age bracket.
41. Just_As_it_IS - July 11, 2009 12:39 AM
My kind of girl
42. captain america - July 11, 2009 1:43 AM
on the other hand: SHE'S GLAD SHE DIDN'T HAVE BREAST CANCER YET, folks!!
43. Drew - July 11, 2009 1:58 AM
Lily Allen is supercute. But I like my nsfw shots of her all accidental like. This feels..... odd.
44. haha - July 11, 2009 2:15 AM
They photoshopped her third nipple out! Why?!
45. The Sabre Tooth Tiger - July 11, 2009 6:01 AM
boring. . .grow a brain Lils. .
46. Lola - July 11, 2009 6:13 AM
Boring
Why are celebs so boring these days ?
47. Galtacticus - July 11, 2009 6:16 AM
Just pour a couple of drinks in a British girl and she bangs like a rabbit! That's right!
48. Darth - July 11, 2009 6:18 AM
She bangs like a panda bear?
49. Nero - July 11, 2009 6:28 AM
@47 Bottles of drinks!
50. The Sabre Tooth Tiger - July 11, 2009 7:39 AM
@ 47 & 49
Bottles of wine, vodka shots and beer. . i'm a Brit. and i casually observe and chuckle at these drunken harlots. .
51. Tom - July 11, 2009 2:21 PM
Apparently this is a bitchy queens message board now?
52. nikki - July 11, 2009 4:14 PM
I MUST HAVE THAT PANDA COSTUME.
53. Spazzcat - July 12, 2009 1:22 PM
Where's the third nipple she keeps going on about?
54. Spazzcat - July 12, 2009 1:23 PM
Where's the third nipple she keeps going on about?
55. Spazzcat - July 12, 2009 1:26 PM
Oh duh...Photoshop.
56. mohammed - July 12, 2009 3:29 PM
She's a hot midget. Up there with Hayden Pantyhair
57. mohammed - July 12, 2009 3:29 PM
She's a hot midget. Up there with Hayden Pantyhair
58. mohammed - July 12, 2009 3:29 PM
She's a hot midget. Up there with Hayden Pantyhair
59. mohammed - July 12, 2009 3:29 PM
She's a hot midget. Up there with Hayden Pantyhair
60. mohammed - July 12, 2009 3:29 PM
She's a hot midget. Up there with Hayden Pantyhair
61. mohammed - July 12, 2009 3:34 PM
She's a hot midget. Up there with Hayden Pantyhair
62. pixi - July 12, 2009 8:57 PM
she looks about as relaxed and comfortable as a cat being washed.
oh lilly. youve become a caricature.
go home and have a big think about how rank youve become and how little credibility youve ever had.
after that, promise never to try and be up there in the talent stakes with the likes of truly talented women like susan boyle, cause it makes you look desperate.
lily; you will be forgotten very easily, and you know that.
these photos prove that.
63. angela - July 12, 2009 10:23 PM
Oh please. In Europe, boobs are not such a big deal. So she's topless. It doesn't mean what it means here in the states. Not every country is so tit-obsessed.
64. dio - July 13, 2009 2:00 AM
haha, i love this girl
65. fuckbuddy - July 13, 2009 4:56 AM
i'd fuck her
66. fuckbuddy - July 13, 2009 4:56 AM
i'd fuck her
67. ישראל שולטת - July 13, 2009 12:43 PM
URGENT growing!
Besides it is really ugly
68. ישראל שולטת - July 13, 2009 12:43 PM
URGENT growing!
Besides it is really ugly
69. lily sucks - July 13, 2009 2:42 PM
absolutely everything about this trash heap Lily Allen is irritating beyond belief.
Even showing off her tits does nothing except irritate the hell out of me.
She is so fucking useless.
It's only the fucking morons and flamers who write, 'oh she's cute and her songs are so good'.
She embodies all that is useless, even more than Paris Hilton.
70. W - July 14, 2009 6:07 AM
If she's fat, what's thin?
71. Bone - July 15, 2009 6:55 PM
I think it's a good thing whenever a women stands up and says "Hey, it's OK to show your tits".
She may not be the hottest women on the planet but she is still fairly easy on the eye.
72. Gonads - July 17, 2009 2:59 PM
She's smokin and you're all cock-knockers
73. Sean - July 18, 2009 12:59 AM
Ewwww shes got teeny tits
74. Rollers - August 2, 2009 10:07 AM
She's alright. Looks fake though. the neck doesn't look right
75. k - October 21, 2009 1:40 PM
Whoa, whoever "c" is (#10), is a royal a**. fat? it's people like you that give people eating disorders. i'd like to see how you measure up, c. i think she's adorable and there's nothing wrong with her. why don't you place your harsh judgments on yourself, and stay away from the rest of the human race.
Also, there's nothing wrong with being proud of your body and showing it off.