Jul 28 2009Katy Perry can't spell

Wish the tatoo was real. That would be great.

Something about her has me wanting to put my uncircumcised turtle head in her....

cute outfit, looks a bit uncomfortable though.
like her tits are going to pop out any second..

Those bazongas cannot be stopped. One can only hope to contain them.

Alice- we can only hope!

Katy let us help you into something more comfortable...

Perkin- who wants them contained???

I'd lick her ass while she was giving birth.

And shes milking the attention for all its worth...damn those look firm!

See this is more like it! Katy is yummy. More plz.

Very nice. How much?

I would nurse on those mammaries ALL DAY LONG.

Thank you for posting something that doesn't make me want to claw my eyes out.

Damm!!! This Girl is Hot..I would to grab and lick those huge natural tits...

Damm!!! This Girl is Hot..I would love to grab and lick those huge natural tits...

Every day, Tara Reid wakes up and wishes she had tits that looked this good. She tried... and failed.

Curse your rockin' tits.

For shame....try as I might, those massive saggers can't distract me from the woodstain she used to cover up her zits.

Awesomeness.....

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She has a gorgeous face. You obviously love cockn'balls.

she's pretty, but she wears toooo much makeup. and that giant mole kind of creeps me out.

The Superficial is making fun of someone for not being able to spell? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Because the spelling and grammar on this site is always SO tight.

The Superficial is making fun of someone's spelling? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Because the spelling and grammar on this site is SO tight. LOL.

Regardless of spelling history on the sight, I don't see how knowing how to spell that guy's name would ever be a point of pride...unless we're talking gay pride.

Who cares if she can spell? All she's got to be able to do is hold on to the bed while I bang her all night.

Josh has absolutely no range.

I think she's pretty average, but she does look like she'll do just about anything in bed. Am I right?

I think it would be fun to get Katie and Lindsey Lohan naked on a bed just shaking their boobs back and forth against each other. Some people want to see Mount Rushmore but I want to see that.

i would eat her shit

BE HONEST how hot would she be without the boobs?? NOT HOT. Look at pic 8 it's not even a close up and her face looks BEAT. I admit that those boobs are great, but the rest is very very mediocre, she dresses like a she-douche and she thinks she has talent when she's just annoying as fuck. This girl was put on the planet for boob oogling and nothing more, you can't even date, let alone marry a great rack, boobs are just not enough for a man to have to listen to a chick like this.
The reality is a lot of good from far/ far fo good chicks have great boobs. So many men marry some bitch because she has a great rack and NOTHING more. Great rack girls usually get fat and even if they don't the boobs will eventully look like wet socks. Boobs cannot sustain a marriage, yet day afterday I see dudes who are stuck with some cow who once had or has great tits,but crappy everything else and the poor retard that married the boobs is trapped in a life with the heinous bitch attached to them. Be strong men, do not overvalue the boob or you'll end up like every fat bald midde aged man withkids he cn't stand married to some fat cow whose face makeshim want to sleep wih the famil dog wo ONCE had a good rack.

A good rack on some pasty fugly lemon faced goth/pop/punk princess who thinks she's cute and so original just doesn't cut it. If it did I find such total shit hot I would find Ashley Simpson attractive and only supreme turd donkeys find Assley Boobson attractive. Besides this skank reminds me of Moe Howard.

@28: Turn the lights off....:-0

@28 tl;dr...but I'm going to take a stand in regards to Katy Perry..good looking broad with tits but thats as far as it goes. Her music is absolute shit and I'd rather honestly touch myself to Boy George's music more instead if it came down to it and admit it proudly just before I got the shit kicked out of for wearing a fishnet shirt.

I'm pretty sure the misspelling was part of the joke...

She can obviousluy spell: MEDIA WHORE

(o|o)

"28. PASS - July 28, 2009 3:56 PM

BE HONEST how hot would she be without the boobs?? NOT HOT. Look at pic 8 it's not even a close up and her face looks BEAT. I admit that those boobs are great, but the rest is very very mediocre, she dresses like a she-douche and she thinks she has talent when she's just annoying as fuck. This girl was put on the planet for boob oogling and nothing more, you can't even date, let alone marry a great rack, boobs are just not enough for a man to have to listen to a chick like this.
The reality is a lot of good from far/ far fo good chicks have great boobs. So many men marry some bitch because she has a great rack and NOTHING more. Great rack girls usually get fat and even if they don't the boobs will eventully look like wet socks. Boobs cannot sustain a marriage, yet day afterday I see dudes who are stuck with some cow who once had or has great tits,but crappy everything else and the poor retard that married the boobs is trapped in a life with the heinous bitch attached to them. Be strong men, do not overvalue the boob or you'll end up like every fat bald midde aged man withkids he cn't stand married to some fat cow whose face makeshim want to sleep wih the famil dog wo ONCE had a good rack.

A good rack on some pasty fugly lemon faced goth/pop/punk princess who thinks she's cute and so original just doesn't cut it. If it did I find such total shit hot I would find Ashley Simpson attractive and only supreme turd donkeys find Assley Boobson attractive. Besides this skank reminds me of Moe Howard."

Thats the dumbest fucking argument I've ever heard- and thats tough to accomplish on thesuperficial..

'How hot would she be without the boobs'...

'How great of a QB would Peyton Manning be if he didnt have a cannon for an arm'

'How great of a golfer would Tiger Woods be without his golf clubs'

'How great of a hitter would Barry Bonds have been if he hadnt juiced'..oh wait..

You follow? Your logic is fucking DUMB. First, she's hot- even without the cannons..and your questioning her fashion sense while you sit there in your torn up Lee jeans and Stryper concert T?
Her tits are amazing, but they only ENHANCE her looks.. shes far from ugly, and for you to say that, just show how bitter you are. Second, while we're on the subject, you're ugly, jealous, and stupid. Go fuck yourself. God knows no one else will.

Have a nice day, ass napkin

"30. The Jerk - July 28, 2009 4:50 PM

@28 tl;dr...but I'm going to take a stand in regards to Katy Perry..good looking broad with tits but thats as far as it goes. Her music is absolute shit and I'd rather honestly touch myself to Boy George's music more instead if it came down to it and admit it proudly just before I got the shit kicked out of for wearing a fishnet shirt."

Wow, you rebel! Way to take a stand! Gimme a break. The fact you mentioned Boy George, fishnet shirt, and touching yourself all in the same sentence not only kills and credibility you MAY have had to start with (dont worry, you didnt) but also makes it pretty fucking clear what your sexual preference is. I'm not a fan of her music either, but its not that fucking bad, and its no where near bad enough to cause a straight male to gay it up as an alternative, unless, as in your case, they werent even remotely straight to begin with.

I see you fufilling the role of anal pinata in your near future.... grab hold and hang on tight!

The dumb cunt is known for her tits, not her intelligence. This post pretty much sums up her life.

I'll bet you I can take that zipper down without using my hands or teeth!

I'll bet you I can take that zipper down without using my hands or teeth!

Take a close look at her face. She has lizard skin

"36. lol - July 28, 2009 6:14 PM

The dumb cunt is known for her tits, not her intelligence. This post pretty much sums up her life."

Guess you guys have something in common then, eh? Minus the tits part. Least shes known for something other than having the nicest couch in the front lawn of your double wide.

Gotta agree with some of you here. Her tits are perfect, but everything else about her turns me off, from her goofy face to her "music" to her personality. Without that body, she'd be a nobody. She should pose nude a couple of times, and then fade into obscurity.

Scott, are you related to her, banging her, or actually are her? There's way too much passion in your attempts to defend Katy Perry. I mean, why else would you give a flying fuck? Just saying...

pass

Does it matter? I thought she liked girls.

#42 - I agree. Scott must think she is his girlfriend. LOL

She also has something on her teeth....

Yeah. Pass.

She is skanky. I don't see what everyone sees.

I'm sorry, but what kind of outfit is that? She looks like a prostitute.

I normally don't care about her, but I'm really beginning to see what an attention whore she is.

I/m so sick of Kunty Hairy. Please kill her.

So, let me get this straight, on top of having no talent she is also dumb as dust. Ok, I think I get it now. Before you mark yourself up you should definitely make sure that the spelling is correct. She is somewhat hot though.

Relax, Katy, while I slip into something more comfortable...like your vagina!

She is such a beautiful woman. She looks great in the first outfit because it is almost normal. I have never heard any of her music but she seems so happy to be following her dreams. I wish we all had as much "balls" to do whatever we want regardless of public opinion.

She is looking great with tattoo .

@35..congrats to failing at reading sarcasm on teh intarwebs..fucking idiot.

@28: Funniest boob rant ever.

We were kissing and stuff and then I went down like I was going to go down on her and she's unshaved just fyi, just plain hairy, but the worst part was the...the SMELL. It was like she hadn't showered in days, and that's just not polite to let a guy go down on you when YOU KNOW you didn't take a shower and she's hairy! So I look up at her, you know I pause, and she looks down at me with that smile she does in the "I Kissed A Girl" video, sort of like "Suck it up".

L&A: So what did you do? You told her it was too much right. Or you didn't feel good?

ME: No..I ...sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Katy Perry!!

totto i'm home...

She's a cutie...

'Nuff Said

She has bad skin. yikes.... i'd still put a bag over her face... 53?? following her dreams WTF are you Katie??

Amazine! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on www.blackwhitemeet.com and many hot picture are shown...so man fans show so much interesting to her there, oh, really? it is nice to enjoy more about it...

Glad that shits fake. Was just thinking the other day how tattoos permanently destroy boobs almost every time.

Don't know people, I like to see pretty much anything Katy Perry has to show. Except for her 50/50 unflattering taste in clothes (does she not believe in heels?).

Have they been photoshopping that thing on her chest? I don't recall seeing it before.

Actually I'm suspicious about what kind of problem she has. She seems hooked on losers and dorks.

@62 then maybe you should get up in there!

"42. fjfk - July 28, 2009 7:02 PM

Scott, are you related to her, banging her, or actually are her? There's way too much passion in your attempts to defend Katy Perry. I mean, why else would you give a flying fuck? Just saying..."

Why, because i called some idiot out who was trying to 'take a stand' because he doesnt like her music, so he'd pretty much gay up and make knuckle children instead....yea, that's all me...next time, try reading comprehension...70% of that post was the copy / paste of the idiot in question.. Just sick of listening to jagoffs like that 'take a stand' or callout some chick like this when in reality, if she was 2 feet in front of him, you'd need a beach towel to catch the drool coming off him.....although admittedly that may always be there and may have nothing to do with seeing her.

There is a fat girl inside of her waiting till she turns 30 to just completely bust out....Trust me Katy Perry= Next Kelly Clarkson

are they real? i'm not used to seeing natural breasts on this site!

She looks like the retarded, far less attractive and talented cousin of Zooey DesChanel.

Let's say,if i was her boyfriend.I would rather give her a tongue piercing than a tattoo.

I liked the one with the lettuce better...

Maybe she meant to write "gropin" [Makes squeezie motion with hands]

this just proves what a stupid, attention-desprate idiot this bitch really is.

oh my god i was so distracted by her lame tit flashing that i didnt even realise she's actually a 57 year old woman.
WTF IS WRONG WITH HER FACE???

:droppin' fuckin' looooooooooaaaaads:

Again, apart from plastic tits, what is her talent?

Those babies are pear shaped. The renowned science of Boobology tells us that pear shaped breasts means that the owner is a freak in bed. True story.

She's attractive. I like her face too! - christiansinglesdate.com

If you don't like her: "HATER!!!"

if you do like her: "TRENDY FUCKTARD/ASSHAT/HOLDONLETMECHECKURBANDICTIONARYFORANOTHERONE!!!"

Wow.. So amazing man! She is looking damn hot.. Katy is really looking awesome with the sign of her lover on her most private area. Thanks for sharing this photos.