Jul 19 2009UPDATE: Jon Gosselin is banging ANOTHER chick

FIRST HA Matt

First!!!

Beat you, Kara!

FIrst!

hehe, we're nerds. superfical loving nerds. =D

I find it ironic that a site that makes so much fun of Lindsay Lohan is running adds featuring her.

Lindsay may be a coke head, but The Superficial is officially a whore.

Damn it all... you suck, Kara

Heh, yup, Thats why the boys like me, lawls.

Im betting thats why Jon likes this random priss, as well. =p

Dude, seriously... Jon is fucking scary fug. Nobody wants to suck face with some kind of mutant fish.

I used to like the show until the crazy came out - Jon is Korean/ french and other stuff, his family lives in Hawaii, and aren't Japanese. - but big bag of mid life crises nonetheless

I'm sick of people waiting around all day on a Saturday just to to say 'first'. Kari and Mujaki....get a goddam life goddamnit!!!

12th 12th!

Wow, these chicks get more and more harsh. Soon, he'll have worked his way down to Jabba the Hutt level.

BTW, does this guy remind anyone else of Ruben, the deli owner who appeared on Letterman occasionally?

does anyone know who this girl is?

She's got a killer double chin

Is this dude secretly taking the Bill Clinton method of dating? Marry a "I'm the pants wearer" she-bitch, fuck around with fugly chicks that nobody really wants and it gets reported?

Seriously, if the chick is ugly, do us a favor and just tell us that some random, double-chinned chick is getting bonked by some dude with 8 kids. My imagination would have been close to this future pear-shaped creature for the two-chin lagoon.

WHO FUCKING CARES??????????????

I'm so sick of this crap about this nobody and his skanky nobody wife...They might as well make a reality show about the guys that run the drive-thru window at McDonalds....

<-------Whats with the photoshopped ass on Lohan in this Labor Pains ad?

WHO FUCKING CARES??????????????

I'm so sick of this crap about this nobody and his skanky nobody wife...They might as well make a reality show about the guys that run the drive-thru window at McDonalds....

<-------Whats with the photoshopped ass on Lohan in this Labor Pains ad?

jesus christ this one is uglier than the last. I respect his taking in the homeless and all but this is getting ridiculous. a nice home cooked meal, 1 or 2 of the kids (he has enough to spare), fine. but he doesn't have to screw every hobo tranny that he passes on the street.

Hmpf ok, not my kind but if he want to,

Ummm yeahhh....he needs to head on back to Kate. Dating isn't working out too well for him. Kate may be mean as hell, but she's the best looking woman he's going to get. No girl wants a jobless, Ed Hardy-wearing, small-penised man with EIGHT kids.

The Superficial writer is a hypocritical whore.

1.)Like I care about this TLC disaster
2.)Now what about the ads on your site about the Lindsay Lohan made for ABC Family movie - LABOR PAINS? Are you trying to induce nightmares? Are you going to force me to introduce a class action suit of unmitigated pain and suffering on your readership towards you and Anticlown Media? Take down the ad now and gimme and every other surfer $2.50 now and no one gets hurt. Stop waving your penis and flexing your abs, mine can crush coconuts and my abs are used to test jackhammers - ha! you lose! Now fork it over!

I've seen more talented and better looking people at Applebee's.

Notice he still has a D Bag Ed Hardy belt on.
What a fag.

She seems more age-appropriate, and Jon's clothes are OK, though that belt buckle is kind of stupid. I'll say it's an improvement, but only a little bit.

Grooooaan... It's only a matter of time before they're making a movie about all this... we'll see it, of course, since we're obsessed. But the real question is - Who would play Jon?

You know Kate is at home laughing her ass off at the uglyness this man is parading around. Its that special kind of fugly when skinny chicks have double chins. Since I live in Texas I can concur, a belt buckle of such=fucktard.

OMG!! LOHANS ASS IN THE AD HAS BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED ON, L@@K!! THERES NO WAY!

WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT EVERYTHING HE DOES????????

The gook side of Jon really seems to be coming out recently.

Here he looks like he should be operating a dry cleaning business or selling Won-Ton on the street or something.

Gook. Gookity gook gook. Riceball.com.

.FUCK this guy has the WORST taste in women ever, worse than Brad Pitt. Baby farmer here goes and MARRIES, not dates, but actually fucking marries, a butt ugly old-ass reversed mullet sporting super fertile ball crushing mega bitch whose milk most men wouldn't want if she was giving it away yet he buys the whole ugly ass cow. Then he gets his douchy self and his massive dream crushing money sucking burden of a family fake-ass TV famous which does of course give him some $$$$$$ which should equal trashy yet fairly hot young whores. So he rightfully separates from his anti-trophy wife now that he has $$$$$$ to be able to test out better, fresher milk and what does he do? He fucking gets himself some, albeit young, but heinously fugly classless triple bagger whores who require at least six pairs of beer goggles to even appear barely mediocre.

REALLY??? I mean, and BTW this is coming from a woman, DUDE after being married to that evil fucking hedgehog thing, a dealing with her vage which i probably as big as my doorway now and whose bitchy attitude is ten times bigger ( I wouldn't even sit in the same room as her and you actually had sex with her and did stuff with her and took her and her backwards mullet out in public) so you fucking deserve some hot trashy sluts. I mean your fat, ugly, stupid, and a douchy reality star which makes you the worst kind of human being alive and your life and joy sucking nightmare of a mistake family should make ANY woman DEEPLY fear the baby making power of your pez dispenser of penis, but you still deserve it for marrying that troll.

It's funny Asian men supposedly have tiny pinky finger penises yet you sure can fucking repopulate the earth with those things. Guess size doesn't matter if you want a litter of stupid rugrats. Since you seem set on dating ugly girls might I suggest Jennifer Aniston, your man fertileness would be a big turn on for her and she dated Vince Vaugh so clearly she has no problem with ugly people (it's always heartwarming when ugly useless celebrities venture back to dating within their natural pre-fame league, which means once this reality shit blows over you should be dating an Amy Whinehouse meets Rosie O'Donnel type, but fatter and with more diseases and body hair). You could also try dating Angelina, no one seems to have told her that kids ruin your life and she also seems to like Asian kids so maybe you could manually fill her uterus up a few more times since her sweat shop is a little short staffed and Brad looks like a guy whose swimmers have reached their expiry date.

Well Best of luck reality turd, with your track record you'll need it cause your life is gonna suck BALLS so you better get those ugly bitches to suck your marbles now before your wife crushes them in court (unfortunately a lot of vile women use the judicial system to their full advantage and get way more then they deserve or would ever need) in other words you'll be paying for a lot of porcupine haircuts at high end salons for the rest of your life.

As a parting and sympathetic thought I have to wonder with the way your bitchass old lady's ugly porcupine hair looks what on earth does her nasty baby popper look like. Did she style it like her hideous hair and if so did your peen bleed for hours every time you screwed her??? I assume her ass hole and poon looked and felt like a straw filled garbage disposal, but with more bleeding and drunk-crying "why did I put my dick into this thing"?

Why indeed John, WHY??? I mean look what you've done... To all of us.

LABOR PAINS staring Linday fucking Lohan????

This is THE worst casting of all time. They hire a lesbian anorexic crack whore who probably hasn't had her peroid in a year to play some preggo girl on the fucking family channel??? The woman had to have an ass digitally added to her popsicle stick body and she's playing a knocked up skank. Riiiight.

At least she has her boobs to look more pregnantier, they're like are some kind of witchcraft, or implants (whatever you find more believable). I mean she has no body fat left yet the freckled fat sacks are still hanging on. Too bad weight fluctation makes them sag like crazy.
Even witth the large boobs and lack of fatness this girl will never be hot to me again to much shit has gone down with her and she can't work the super skinny like some other girls can. Based on her lame new gig me thinks her career really is done. I thought since Britney brought crazy back bigger than Michael Jackson she had a chance, but I think crazy may have died with Michael and now for Hohan it's just OVER.

Ironically her only hope of remaining in the biz is to pop out or adopt a kid and become a momager like her heinous anti- mommy Dinasaurus. But the kid would never survive. I don't think Lins can care for living creatures, which must be why she dated that zombie thing.

Ah well and sorry for the long posts I needed to vent a little.

This could be his cousin or even his sister.I don't hope for him he's that retarded to date two girls in public.

I guess he made already custody agreements.Otherwise it would be a move after bad moves. . .

Did he take the waitress home with him?

I like to have a big mac menu and how about yourself getting in my cab?

Whew-Richports- Fetch the exorcist, I believe you're being channeled by the spirit of Archie Bunker, tad harsh...

Enough with Jon's left over belly I was once on his side cuz Kate acted crazy but he is scuz city hello your gfriend is using you stupid hello

Is Lilo's movie finally finished?

She looks like the real life version of the Francine in American Dad.

http://ui13.gamespot.com/1324/francinelg_2.jpg

@28

If they make a movie of this and cast Jon, it had better damned well be the kid who played Corkie from "Life goes on". Talk about another wretched woman show from the past but they sure look alike.

P.S. As with everyone else, I am tearing my eyes out first thing in the morning by looking at this STUPID labor pains thing. Seriously? This is the best advertising you could get?

that girls shirt cost 9.99 at tj maxx...i know cuz i have it. haha i shop there cuz im a poor college kid...just think its funny that hes dating a WOMAN who cant dress nicer.

Yeah he's a bit of a skeeze, but I don't really see what the big deal is, guy probably had'nt been laid in years beforehand! And he's not a REAL star so it's not like he's gonna get to date models and actresses, he's getting laid where he can in the typical dude style. Pretty typical I'd say.

Leave the kennel in Philly Jon, you're in NYC now...try to date above your looks, you can afford it...

Love the "Flash Dancers" ad o' top of the cab ....

For those who don't know, it is a strip club in NYC.

... wait, wait... I've got it!! She looks a bit like Brit Spears, you know, after she gave birth and still carried the extra weight on her face and body. Even her smile and dark roots are similar.

At least in these pics he dressed himself up a little, and she looks *slightly* more polished than the sneaker wearing frat-whores he normally surrounds himself with.

@41, That is dead-on!

Man, it's gotta be embarrassing for Jon, being seen with one fugly scumbag after another. If he were smart, he'd be running back to Kate. And if she were smart, she'd kick him to the curb. Hah!

What an utter douche he is. The woman with him might not be pretty but take a look at him. He has "the fug", too. Plus, when you are that much of an asshole and not ungodly wealthy, what type of woman are you going to get? A lot of gold-digger will overlook the looks and the douchery if you have the cash but he doesn't. I think Kate was the big money maker in that relationship anyway.

@41, yes, totally. thank you, could not remember who she reminds me of.

So Jon's type is blonde fugs-- not really so surprising.

Dude, you're not 18 anymore. The hair plugs should have indicated that to you. Grow up and go back to your wife. Instead of leaving her and your 8 kids, you should've just put on your grown-up pants and not let her boss you around all the time. You're making a fool of yourself, and your kids.

PS: If they make a movie, he should be played by Horatio Sanz. He's not Asian, but I think he'd be a good fit.

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hmph, Hawaiin, my ass.

For trying to be a total douche he could at least pick better-than-average looking women.

Hey, the guy obviously likes banging chubby white chicks. The young piece of ass was just a diversion. The man likes what he likes, and if it's chubby white chicks, more power to him.

He just wants one who will be nice to him and not nag him to death the whole freakin' time.

I say go for it Jon. She'll probably do ten different positions, plus anything else you want her to do, and still tell you what a stud you are the whole time and then cook you breakfast (and from the looks of it, she can probably cook).

At least he has a type: trashy & blonde...

Picture #14...LOL...lookit their faces...cockeyed drunk and ready for a naked fist-fight.

@46 We totally noticed the stripper ad and had a little chuckle!
@50 LOL excellent casting choice!

Our vote: John Cho (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle)

http://www.cinemaobsessed.com

That is one pear-shaped disgusting dude. SHE could do way better - at least she fits into her jeans, unlike him and his fat ass.

@32+33 combo,

i really admire your ability to tear someone a new one with ease. amen

She is not photogenic, but I bet she is a whole lot nicer than Khate ever was after the ceremony and clomid. He may be a jerk, I don't know him, but I do know that after being in prison and tortured every single day for 10 years he had to break out and be a real person, maybe somehow get some testosterone back. There isn't much anyone can say to make me think living with Khate wasn't absolute hell.

Please note that the kids are almost always happy and smiling when they are with Jon. When with their mother they almost always are crying or have a blank expression on their faces. So sad. Hate TLC.

Jon obviously feels like he has some catching up to do. Has anyone warned him of STD's........besides Kate? I know she's a germaphobe so he wouldn't really listen to her about gross things down there.

Why does it always look like Jon just got off the surface of the sun in every photo he is in. You know that shiny melted red skin look complete with raccoon eyes from sunglasses he doesn't have the good sense to take off... until night.

Some poor bastard graphic designer was handed a photo of a scary skinny coked-out crack whore and told "make her look human". Jesus Christ, could these ads be more photoshopped? Poor designer was probably threatened with "make her look respectable or else we'll make you screw the Firecrotch herself."

As for J&K+8, I used to actually give a shit about that show until the time came when every episode became an ad for Whirlpool, Dodge, Banana Republic, and birth control (oh wait.. that's just what I took from it all). I'm pretty sure I would have slit my wrists long ago if I were Jon. The guy is a douchebag, but when you're married to the Queen of the Castrating Harpies it's hard to hold onto your balls. At some point, though, he is going to have to learn that his 15 minutes of fame are close to over and when that happens he's just another mid-30s pathetic dude with a million kids who whores around in nightclubs praying for his next blowjob. .... Call me? ha!

@ 59 BH

The reason why the kids smile around Jon is because they're young and ignorant. When they grow up they're going to go online and they'll find out how horrible their father behaved. Jon's also the lenient parent while Kate's the disciplinarian. Jon's parenting methods may be laidback and fun, but ultimately it's Kate who is going to instill values.

Now do I think Kate is blameless? No, she's controlling, obsessive, angry, and has managed to alienate herself from her husband and a majority of her family. Do I think that justifies Jon's behavior? No, if you are unsatisfied with your marriage then stand your ground and get counseling or get a quiet divorce. Don't slink out at night and cheat on your wife, then bounce from younger woman to younger woman less then a month after the divorce papers have been filed while wearing some of the worst clothing known to man.

Could someone please, please, PLEASE explain this guys appeal?? I think he is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my life...and not only that, he looks like a raging douchebag.

Women must just want to be seen with him for that 15 minutes of fame. << oh, there, i just answered my own question...

god hes ugly.

god hes ugly.

This, but nothing on Walter Cronkite?

As bad as Kate treated Jon in the past, most people can see WHY. She already knew what kind of immature, sneaky, teeny-bopper wannabe he was (and probably found out too late - after she already had 8 kids with him). Kate had to know if she didn't keep him in line he'd do EXACTLY what he's doing now! Who wants to constantly be publically embarrassed by their significant other because they don't know how to act their age or appropriately, for that matter. Anyone could see that even when the show first began, it seemed like Jon had no incentive to do anything, and needed constant direction. He was like a fat slug. If Kate wasn't on his butt all the time, he'd just sit on that fat ass of his anyway, or probably go out to play with kids other than his own (like those college kids he's so fond of...). I really do feel for Kate in this situation, and have to admire her in a way. She is the only one who is acting like an adult - AND she is doing it with class. You haven't heard her say one really negative thing about Jon since they split AND she hasn't been seen parading around with all kinds of different men either! While he's out having a great time in France and NYC (thanks to his poor fatherless kids who have to work so he can have all this nice stuff) Kate is home with the kids doing the most respectable and right thing to do. The poor kids must have seen a picture of their dad on a magazine cover, or even on TV. I can't even imagine how painful that would feel for a young child. Yeah, Kate might have weird hair and is a control freak, but she really deserves a break for a change. Jon has proved time and again what a dumb-assed and immature idiot he really is. TLC should CANCEL this show - PERMANENTLY. Really - who wants to watch these poor 8 kids from a broken home anyway (especially now - documenting them have to struggle and cope with the break-up of their parents AND an absent father on national TV)? Anyone who watches the show is only supporting Jon's bad behavior and allowing him to be paid to mentally abuse, abandon and neglect his children? It's just plain SICK!!!!

THIS JUST IN: SUPERFICIAL WRITER WANTS TO SEX UP JON GOSSELIN.

Seriously- enough of this fucking loser!

Dude looks like Flip from the comic/movie Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland.

http://www.comicbookchallenge.com/images/pages50/10374_3.ef9f1c3863f5ebf17d21bbab6f438ca5.jpg

Scary shit

@64

He has money.

He can't even be a gentleman and help her out of the car...he just takes off to get his ugly picture taken. What a pig!

are you kidding me? where does he find these women? you'd think he learned after the first time that white women are coniving little bitches.

i really thought that was Britney in the pic. And you guys all think Britney is one of the hottest women in the world when she's really just an average trashy slut who looks like millions of other bitches she just has millions and has been acting like a whore since she was 16. I wish he was dating Britney--he's def ugly enough for her.

ewww. jon wanted to be free to do what?!?

Seriously - who the FUCK are these people? They are so not worthy of time. I should not know who they are. I've never watched their show, don't give a crap if they have eight kids, and dragging their life all over the public like they chose to do makes me sick. They should be minus 8, because social services should take their kids away.

He get's to fuck the finest chicks. I'm gay and should know what constitutes a hot chick.

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Oooohhh YUCK. That first pic with him darting a furtive wee D'uhhhh look at the camera has done it for me - all it needs is a bit of saliva to dribble from his lower lip and hes the freaking village 'tard.
Im officially a lesbian now.

This redneck loser's celebrity is proof of how silly white people can be and how easily they are duped into worshipping worthlessness.

What a hambeast

This is for 'Kids Ruin Everything' #'s 32 and 33---you sounds like a jungle-monkey crackhead. Your shooting your mouth off so fast you can't even take time to breathe. First of all, Kate had a C-section when she had the kids, so your ideas about her vagina are so wrong, you shouldn't be saying crap that you have no idea about. Go back to the ghetto, ok. And take your foul-mouthed ghetto crap with you. Sounds like with all the pent up anger and insults you have, that you've been dumped by more women than Wayne Gretski has bedded. Get a life!!!!! And as for the phrase 'Kids Ruin Everything'---you are probably the posterchild for abortion.

Sorry do not give a shit about Jon or Kate or their welfare rat kids.

I realize u hate to admit to yourself that the moron who wrote posts 32 & 33 are of your own race, but you need to face it. Some white people are stupid too as well as people of other races that are intelligent. You made you ignorance apparent with that post, so again I say...stupid comes in all races. And intelligence has nothing to do with geographical location idiot. I could sit here and write things you'd need an oxford to figure out, but I'd prefer everyone be aware of me calling you out on your moronic rant. You may be a few IQ points smarter that that individual, but just a few. So take your republican views and shove them up your rectum goofy, you're on your way to being a minority, so ya better be careful, the face of racism is changing, and not in your favor.

I realize u hate to admit to yourself that the moron who wrote posts 32 & 33 are of your own race, but you need to face it. Some white people are stupid too as well as people of other races that are intelligent. You made your ignorance apparent with that post, so again I say...stupid comes in all races. And intelligence has nothing to do with geographical location idiot. I could sit here and write things you'd need an oxford to figure out, but I'd prefer everyone be aware of me calling you out on your moronic rant. You may be a few IQ points smarter that that individual, but just a few. So take your republican views and shove them up your rectum goofy, you're on your way to being a minority, so ya better be careful, the face of racism is changing, and not in your favor.

It's amazing. If Kate is seeing doing ANYTHING other than wiping one of her kids' noses, she's screamed at all over the tabloids for being a bad mother. If she's seem smiling at a camera that's shoved in her face, she's labeled a paparazzi whore.

But this scumbag is trotting all over the world (St. Tropez one week, hanging in LA, back in New York, while his children live in Pennsylvania), and he gets off scott-free.

Fuck him and his little Ed Hardy outfits and bloated-Britney-fied wannabes. He's pathetic.

He's got great taste in women.

Why do they keep getting uglier? That 40 something 20 year old he was toting around was better than this. And that's saying something.

#82. Wow you are impressively idiotic. I'm going to write a post explaining a few things to you in hopes that you can marshal your limited mental faculties long enough to read it (or more likely have someone read it to you) and at least get the gist of what I am saying, okay button.
First of all your reading comprehension is frightening. I hope you don't have too many cleaning products in your home and I certainly hope you don't have children. I stated in my first post that I am a woman so why on earth would you think otherwise? Second I am white which clearly matters to a racist bigot like yourself. Funny how reading my post you immediately had a stereotypical image in mind of who I am. That really says a lot about you. You must be a delightful tourist, that is if you've ever ventured beyond your backyard to explore the world around you, which from the sounds of it you certainly haven`t.

As for my name "kids ruin everything" only a raging, diaper sniffing, kid prasing, uber religious, republican fundi would take that name seriously and get all angry and defensive. Anyone who actually loves children and works for children's causes, instead of using them to fill their own voids or to further their own selfish agenda's while claiming to be all about kids, would actually laugh and take the joke.

I happen to come from a world travelled family of PHD holding professionals. I am writer and model and have travelled and lived all over the world, helping to build schools in developing countries. I also volunteer in retirement homes and work in the medical system helping with care and research for those of all ages affected by chronic and terminal illness. So based on my contributions to society and who I am as a person I am actually the opposite of what you accuse me of being.

The only idiots here are the ones who get remotely upset by comments written on a website that is ALL ABOUT shooting your mouth off and joking around. If you took my comments to heart then the joke is on you. As a writer I can convinclingly write in whatever way or style I choose. It 's fun for me, mostly because it often causes people to show their true colours so congrats on falling into the trap. I imagine you are the kind of person who was disgusted by Borat and Bruno. What I wrote is exactly what Sasha Baron Cohen does and many writers do it too. We set you up to show us exactly who you are and it works like a charm because you are simply not intelligent enough to take a joke, instead your prejudice causes you to not be able to read between the lines and you end up making a fool of yourself screaming at metaphors you can't even understand.

You might want to actually read up on the word ghetto and the origins of it so that YOU realize what a classless and uneducated bigot you sound like when you throw it around as an insult. The existence of ghettos around the world are proof of the heinous greed and bigotry of whites, not of the stereotypical and uneducated concepts that bigots like you have about other races. Ghetto`s existed and continue to because of FORCED racial segregation and discrimination which forced people to have to live in utter poverty in designated areas simply because of their race, which is beyond sick. Ghetto's are simply living proof of caused by extreme oppression. To call someone Ghetto as an insult is like a pedophile calling a child a "pedophilia victim" as an insult and blaming the child for being abused.

Because the effects of racism are so extreme and far reaching and because racism is still, as you clearly highlighted, very prevalent today, "ghetto's" and the co-existing poverty within them are still very much a part of the world. So when you use the word ghetto in such derogatory ways like some untraveled and highly uneducated brat who is simply repeating a trendy insult that you don`t even understand you only succeed in parading your own racism and ignorance which are the exact reasons for ghetto`s in the first place, which makes your choice of words sadly funny and ironic.

I`m sorry, but I don`t watch reality trash. It`s designed for simple minded people who can only relate to losers like themselves and are incapable of watching something that may actually educate them or be funny and interesting in a creative way rather than a fake, tacky, and completely unoriginal. If I wanted to watch a miserable dysfunctional family I`d go to any city or town and sit in a mall and people watch, but I don`t find your average, unhappily married, simpleton particularly interesting since it`s their apathy and laziness that hs caused many of the massive problems our world is facing. So yes I was unaware that Kate had a c-section, wow you got me there. You must be so proud to have such intimate knowledge about some reality TV star. You`ll have a brilliant career ahead of you since all the ivy league schools are just handing out degrees in reality TV fun facts.

Despite her C-section I am quite sure her nether regions are as horrific and frightening as anything imaginable and probably can cause frostbite to anyone who goes near them. She is the modern day Medusa after all so it`s a wonder John can actually still walk.

What I`d really love to know is why you are defending these people on THIS website, do you not know where you are? This is the SUPERFICIAL, should you really be here? Because I think you are looking for iheartjohn&kate+8.com.

Look some people relax by sitting on the couch and getting fat. I like to write on line while working out. It`s cathartic and all in good fun. If you can`t handle it go to people.com where they worship celebrities. This website has a pretty self explanatory name and handy commentary from the writer under each story which tells you exactly what kind of discussions go on here, but that seems to have escaped your minute and pitiful attention.

We rip celebs apart here, we're crass, we swear, and we push the enveloppe. Is this who we are everyday in our personal lives? No because we aren't one dimensional people and for many of us this site is just a mental punching bag. Is that so hard to comprehend?

Now if you want to rebut by insulting the length of this post go ahead it only proves that you have an aversion to reading anything more extensive than a Denny`s menu. If you want to criticize my use of "big words" go ahead you`ll only prove your ignorance since my choice of words should only seem big to a significantly challenged third grader. Because I am charitable I'm going to give you the last word pumpkin, you clearly need it more than I do. Whatever you write will only show how riled up you got by a satirical set of posts that were clearly far beyond your comprehension. So let the stereotypes and insults fly and don't forget to call me arrogant and pompous since you clearly won't have realized that I wrote this way on purpose just to get to you. Last of all remember to point out any spelling mistakes I`ve eft uncorrected since that`s always the last resortfor those with no argument.

People like are just too easy to piss off. Too bad conversely you are incredibly hard to educate. Your the kind of person who walks out of a shock-comedy film because you take it to heart, and you are EXACTLY the person the comments here are written for, someone who just doesn`t get it, who falls for it and ends up showing everyone just what an uneducated, closed minded, ignorant little person you are. Your racist assumption of who I am did suprise me in some ways, but hey I just dangle the bait I never really know what kind of fish I'm going to catch there's just so many idiot fish out there in the big sea of life.

Congrats and thanks for reminding us exactly what kind of person is causing all the misery in the world. If not for repressed, anally retentive, black and white thinking, bigots like you the world would actually be a pretty great place.

As a last gesture here's a tip for the future: Calm down and try THINKING for a change instead of just REACTING. You'll find life a lot easier to deal with that way.

Jon introduces his new chick on a Jon and Kate Plus 8 webisode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZRKv9n_vGE&feature=PlayList&p=A9928C3A45589E57&index=8

i agree with #9 completely. and this girl is fugly- im sorry. ew.

Does she look familiar? She looks like Kate, I think, someone...

My guess is his P.R. told him to grab a girl and get photographed with her, so he can have less to do with the drunken yenta. Jon then called Kate's cousin, because that is just weird how much they (Kate and this gal) look alike. He isn't dating this girl, he just has to give the impression that he is shopping around... And most importantly not with the unemployable Jewish girl who does her dad's patient's husbands...

Jon, TLC and his PR obviously didn't do their homework with the yenta. Didn't anyone realize that other's had photos of her, before they went to hair and make-up?

http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2009/07/jon_gosselin_and_kate_major_a.html

Jon Gosselin's latest blonde is Kate Major, a reporter for the Star tabloid. The two shared a meal in New York City, where Gosselin now has a bachelor pad, over the weekend, though Major tells the New York Daily News that she and Gosselin are "just friends."

Befriending gossip reporters has worked out so well for Debbie Rowe.

Gosselin appears to have changed his tune; he's been venemous toward the tabloid intrustion in previous episodes of "Jon & Kate Plus Eight." But pretty, blond tabloid reporters are apparently okay.

There's no reason to believe that Gosselin has broken it off with his new girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, whom he squired around St. Tropez last weekend. Sources tell People that the two only started dating after wife Kate Gosselin told Jon "to take a hike."

Jon Gosselin had been staying with Glassman's family in Rockland County, N.Y., when Hailey Glassman came home for a visit. They didn't start dating until after Kate filed for a divorce last month. The source also says that Jon Gosselin had been living in an apartment above the couple's three-car garage in the final weeks of their marriage.

I just love how he continues to humiliate Kate. After all the abuse he took from her on that dumb ass show, now, she gets hers. Karma strikes again!

I don't know how to ask this without being tactless, so here goes...Is this guy, umm, Like Corky? He looks like a mongoloid.

#89 First, if you truly are a writer, for Christ's sake go hire back the last editor who dumped you. You have a bad case of overwriting and you need one.

And I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that your entire family of "PhD-holding professionals" seem to have missed a golden opportunity by neglecting to inform you that "ghetto's" is the possessive - NOT the plural form of the word.

Shit, she looks worse than the first one. Sandals are not your friend, woman.

THIS THING IS 22 YRS. OLD?? Holy Fucking God I felt mean because I thought she was 37 or something. I thought those party pics were from the early 90s.

Really, can some of you shut the fuck up with your long bullshit posts? Just stick with some witty banter and cut the crap.

LOL @ 62 "Queen of the Castrating Harpies" you got that right!

The blonde in the pics is a friend of mine. She use to live in Chicago before and was an intern at first for the person who does the website www.thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com Kate then went to work for In-Touch Magazine out in LA and now works for Star.

I can tell u first hand that celeb writers do become friends with the celebs to get the story. Celebs love to do whatever it takes to keep their name in the spotlight.

Kate is a total sweetheart and I am glad to have her as one of my good friends.

The blonde in the pics is a friend of mine. She use to live in Chicago before and was an intern at first for the person who does the website www.thesebootsaremadeforstalking.com Kate then went to work for In-Touch Magazine out in LA and now works for Star.

I can tell u first hand that celeb writers do become friends with the celebs to get the story. Celebs love to do whatever it takes to keep their name in the spotlight.

Kate is a total sweetheart and I am glad to have her as one of my good friends.

the guy does not work so that means hes using money his kids earned to vaginally dominate caucasian women other than their mommy..

stay classy! how many more half asian spawn will this monster spoogulate into the white trash females of our nation!?

First of all...that story was hilarious. Nice job! Although I can't help but be mildly happy for Jon Man-gina Gosselin and his new found freedom out of nagging range of old greedy Mama Spice, he's totally coming off as a dog right now. I know his in your face dating is probably part of his new I-don't-give-a-crap attitude, but he might want to do a little damage control and cool it down a bit. He's like a caged animal who's just gotten set free. Right now Kate's looking like Mother Teresa and it mostly has to do with what we are seeing of Jon and his endless barrage of semi fugified women. Jon, take a breath... you don't have to make up for 10 years of hell with 10 weeks of speed dating.

hmm and then the world will realize jon is chunky and immature and not very interesting at all.

and he walked out on his wife and babies. what a class act. finally the media is turning on the right person - it's all sad - but kate deserves much better.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH they called her "homely looking"! HAHAHAHHAHAH

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH they called her "homely looking"! HAHAHAHHAHAH