Jul 2 2009Jessica Simpson had to throw off some golf games


These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to concentrate on his game while Jessica's chest essentially blocked out the sun. A lesser man would've tried to stick it in her back nine. Ha! Get it? Golf humor! Trust me, that would've killed if you're over 60. Or a doctor.

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FIRST! Dayum she yummy!

1st

freddy kreuger & dolly parton's love child? she looks like a bag of licorice mmm

Uhh, I recognize and like that Michael Kors dress, but she shouldn't wear horizontal stripes.

With 3 you get eggloll !! buffett closed now!

I think her tits keep getting bigger and bigger every time I see a picture of her

sonofabitch

hell yes she should, those hips look delicious

Man o man I would love to see her naked!! In my bedroom!!

Ordinarily the inclusion of a butt shot is much appreciated (by guys like me but especially by all you homos), but in this case it shows you how fat she is - look at her back, shoulders, and upper arms. This pig is ready for the barbecue pit.

THAT DRESS IS UGLY.

id drop my man juice all over her huge tits

Baby making hips and miles and miles of boobs. God Bless America!

Why isn't the superfical funny anymore. Ricklegend.com is way better

Will someone please tell danielle to stop licking her screen?

I'm not quite sure how to make the word "whoa" extend out like 9 seconds in type, but just imagine it.......

God damn I just love her big boob!! Can't take my eyes off em! Holy cow!

Short, stumpy and fat. Mab face.

Nice tits, though.

Boobs!!

never understood yt humor.

Oh please, if a girl who looked like that walked through any bar/mall/office, every man and woman would go silent/want to see her naked. I'd love to see how nasty some of these posters are!!!!

Yes Sir I sure would like to see her naked!! Even in a picture!! HOT!!!

Why are people still letting her sing?

Rack isn't bad though...can take or leave the rest of her.

I love how Fish slipped in Pic #7.

Richport,

oh dear, sweet richport. you don't make a very good house-dad. I bet your wife doesn't appreciate the fact that you post on various websites all day instead of making her and the kids sammiches. I hope she shoves a hanger up your dick hole.

Yes sir Id love to see her naked #22!! Even in a picture or 2 or 3 spread eagle!!!
Yea BABY!!!

For the last time Ralphina, I will NOT film you fucking a dog. Stop projecting your bitter bestiality on the rest of us!

spanks

Can't hate on this. She is just simply pluscious!

she is a big breasted idiot but damn look at her tits

could you two get a room? geez.

Is she depressed in that first photo because she just realized the similarity of a round of golf and her life? Just a bunch of guys trying to put their balls in a hole.

I have, however, filmed danielle fucking a dog... poor fucking dog...

Remember when she had the body to wear that dress backwards?


Though the stripes do hide that GUNT pretty well, until she turns sideways.

Darn, she is still fat. At least her chest benefits from the extra weight.

Darn, she is still fat. At least her chest benefits from the extra weight.

what is with yt's and their grotesque interest in fucking dogs, cousins and infants?? my goodness. what a sick breed.

I would suck the sh!t out of those tits and any man that would not if a flaming homo.

Okay I admit it. Those tits are amazing and I just left a gooey mess on my belly. Was that wrong?

She's pushin' into Anna Nicole Smith Big Girl territory. Jame Gumb would be aroused.

Mmm horizontal skin tight stripes- that would be a no.

Seriously, I think she looks great!! Just becasue she isn't a size 00, everyone thinks shes fat. And THAT is what disgusts me. Everyone in the spotlight is either too fat or too thin to everyone whos NOT famous. Its pathetic. Lay off her would ya? Damn.

I still see Marlon Brando when I look at her face.

If you're a man and you don't play golf, you might as well be wearing a dress.

I'm a lucky lucky man!!!

My hands automatically seize into the "squeezy squeezy" position ...

Richport, I want to make you scream for death...and then have my pet lemur fuck your mouth afterwards.

Looks like she had some minor work done on her schnozz.

Guess you trashy wiggers would love her if she had a whore porn movie out with some black guys? Fuck you, she's hot.

She is FATTT, these people are celebrities who made bank off their looks to begin with, I don't feel sorry for her at all. She's also a horrible role model, miss chicken of the sea, can't remember the words to her own songs, dad is the most into her boobs kind of ways. People support Queen Latifah and people who look healthy, this girl keeps trying to squeeze herself into the same outfits she wore back when she was starving herself.

Is Jessica Tony's 19th hole?

Just think....Ol' limpdick Tony Romo was titty-fucking her that night.

Stop being a pussy and just type the word out danielle... besides, we already know you're half "yt". That's ok... since Obama, you people are cool again...

minus a bra and panties.

Jessica is turning out to be a nice little ho. Always ready for some action if it's required.

I don't really find her that attractive anymore but right now I would seriously pound her till her hair fell out.

haha its totally "spanks" - this is a girdle people

Tony Homo wouldn't know what to do with those knockers just like he fumbles every godamn football

i would fuck those tits until she snapped my dick between them

i know it's old but here goes......I would drag my naked body thru 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup ...thru a mother F%^&ing Sprint line. and that was from the days of lousy cell phone lines. I could get arrested just for the thoughs i'm thinking

that reminds me, i need to update my annual membership with the SPCA.

God damn! this girl have a set of knockers to make the pope blush! id like to personally congratulate Romo....

If you look at these same shots on a different site she looks awful, the close ups are good, but with a slightly farther away shot...damn, it looks like she might be pregnant

Oh the mammaries!

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jessica_simpson_golf.php?bfm_index=5

GOES IN POOPER

Anyone else notice Tiger Woods in pic #5? Can't miss that fake ass grin. People who can't smile look funny.

Jess is soo hot! If she only had some butt cheeks. Imagine her with a Biel butt! Hmmmm... that image goes into the spankbank.

She's a beautiful woman.

She does not look fat to me! She looks delicious to me. Just send her to me anytime.

She does not look fat to me! She looks delicious to me. Just send her to me anytime.

I don't usually like the BBW thing, but J-Simp is the exception. Nice proportions. I bet she'd be a fun roll and romp.

#59 danielle, don't forget to renew your dog tags and get your rabies shot. We're just gonna call animal control first if you forget again this year.

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I would do everything to her. I wouldn't care what she looked like, I would wreck that chick.

The work order just went out. Please install one of those "curves ahead" yellow signs on a stick in front of Jesse at all times.

You'll thank me later.

she looks like she's in pain from sucking it in for so long. sorry, but this bitch is past her prime. and i'd love to know what's holding those saggy tits up so high. obviously it's not a regular bra, but that's some vodoo magic going on there.

Hi Fatty.

Nice tits.

Wanna fuck?

@70 - how the fuck did you pull that off? Let me guess, "not telling"!

I would love to fuck her stupid

Right now, I'd fuck her for 7 days straight.

But man is she not going to age well. Her first kid and she is going to crash and burn. Hell, even without kids, she is going to end up all straight-lines and square-assed. A shambling, hipless, trailer-park macaroni-eater.

Her teeny tiny head is way too small for her enormous body.

Super-
You are fucking hilarious! I read you every day.

i love how Tiger Woods is cropped out of one of the shots. lol he doesn't exist when massive tits are around. ain't that right kendra?

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She is hot again. I would do lesbian stuff with her.

I'd titfuck her so hard her breastbone would catch fire.

I'm curious, she is dumb...............................................OR DUMBER?

Wow, horizontal stripes after the year she's had? Brave girl.

God bless Jessica. Can't sing, can't dance, famous for nothing but her hot body which clearly she was not genetically destined to maintain for this long. It's a losing battle, but she's fighting it bravely.

Jessica, please fire your stylist immediately.

being dressed like that & showing off your nipples-at a golf tournament? is romo a perv, or what?

y IS she showing off her nipples? at a golf tournament? also, her skin looks bad. doesn't she use proactive?

i would walk over hot coals to motorboat that!!!!!!

WOW...so sweet, seems she is famous on a free sugar dating site___Sugarmommamatch.Com

______ ,there are many hot models.they vote
the most beautiful member each month.funny thing.....

Nice dress! Ladybug colors?

This ladybug has only two spots..

Ew,On a girls point of view she's fuckign disgusting,fat as hell.really ugly face,bad tan orange skin,She just looks greasy and wierd to me..

Lovely tits though.

:)

Ew,On a girls point of view she's fuckign disgusting,fat as hell.really ugly face,bad tan orange skin,She just looks greasy and wierd to me..

Lovely tits though.

:)

Ew,On a girls point of view she's fuckign disgusting,fat as hell.really ugly face,bad tan orange skin,She just looks greasy and wierd to me..

Lovely tits though.

:)

Ew,On a girls point of view she's fuckign disgusting,fat as hell.really ugly face,bad tan orange skin,She just looks greasy and wierd to me..

Lovely tits though.

:)

Ew,On a girls point of view she's fuckign disgusting,fat as hell.really ugly face,bad tan orange skin,She just looks greasy and wierd to me..

Lovely tits though.

:)

She really should not have worn that. Is her Dad her stylist?

nips from elm street

#92...Ladybugs are black and red. Not navy blue and red. Just sayin lol. She's obviously thicker than she was back in the day, but her body looks good to me here. Horizontal stripes probably weren't her best pick, but I think the dress is cute. I think it's her skin she should concentrate on. But...Nice boobies!

Jesus fucking Christ, why do no-talent, stupid, useless twits like her become rich and famous?! Why, why, why?!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, why do no-talent, stupid, useless twits like her become rich and famous?! Why, why, why?!!!

I'd fuck her so hard, I'd rupture the time-space continuum.

This is not a racist statement, but what was she thinking with this outfit? Both her and Hillary Duff wear clothes that would look good on black women, but make them look like odd wannabees. Everyone knows that horizontal stripes are a no no.

Is this a cry for attention?

I do not think Jessica Simpson is fat, but she should not wear skin-tight clothing that accentuates her figure so much. She should start dressing classier and wear less makeup. There is nothing wrong with being pale, but there is something wrong with a bad fake tan.

I'd love to hike that dress up and fuck her like there was no tomorrow.

I don't understand how any guy can be gay when women like this roam the planet.

Oh my god people- there are just freaking breasts- who cares. Men love here because she is stupid and makes those stupid cutie faces.

My breasts are big- and I use them to get whatever I want because I know how stupid and dumb men are for them.

Men are complete fools when it comes to pretty women- and they will NEVER learn.

I love reading blogs from men on here- they are so stupid- and most likely lonely ugly internet geeks that would never have a shot in hell with the likes of Jessica Simpson. Dream on losers. Shes with Tony and he is pretty hot- and probably has a dick bigger than any of your short dick losers on this site.

Oh my god people- there are just freaking breasts- who cares. Men love here because she is stupid and makes those stupid cutie faces.

My breasts are big- and I use them to get whatever I want because I know how stupid and dumb men are for them.

Men are complete fools when it comes to pretty women- and they will NEVER learn.

I love reading blogs from men on here- they are so stupid- and most likely lonely ugly internet geeks that would never have a shot in hell with the likes of Jessica Simpson. Dream on losers. Shes with Tony and he is pretty hot- and probably has a dick bigger than any of your short dick losers on this site.

Oh, and guess what dumb asses- Jessica had work done on here breast mutiple times- If you notice pictures of her from the past- her breast are VERY saggy and flat. It's called a 'BREAST LIFT" and it can make ANY ONES tits look great because you are pushing all of the fat in certain areas. So in theory- Jessica Simpsons breast are REAL, but she had alot of work done on them to make them look the way they do.

Men are too stupid to know the differences between real breast and fake ones because they are brain washed by the media. I am just glad that I am not ugly because life would be hell- I see how important looks are to people- even on this site.

@107-109--->No one cares about your boobs renee. it's futile to throw a comparison between yours and Jessica's.

To hell with you flaming fags, she's hot

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hot!

id hit that hard with no remorse

Who the fuck wears horizontal stripes?
Talk about wanting to look like a fat bloated cow...

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