Jul 16 2009Holly Madison's 2010 Calendar

Too bad in real life she looks and smells like a fat ugly stupid skank.

out.

Holly is looking great with her sultry bedroom eyes and soft lips. Her TV series The Girls Next Door still remains a top draw with viewers around the world and she still holds the Guinness World Record for holding the largest bikini parade ever.

May you continue to find success in everything you do.

Randal

First - check out that coin slot . . .

Can't spell Holly without H O!

To be quite honest I think that is one of the creepiest things you've ever said.

no judgment. i love you for what you are AND for what you are not.

gorgeous retouching i wish they could do it IRL

Awesome. Her high pitched machine gun laugh wouldn't even be an issue.

if we didn't know how crap-tastic she looks in real life, we might be looking forward to this, sort of. her has isn't that nice and her hips and face aren't that great. these pictures are pure false advertising. just like myspace.

Body by Genetics. Quality by Photoshop.

Nice body, hate her face.

What part of her body do you think Hugh dumped his Viagra riddled man paste on?

Do you think he would of given her a delicious facial or perhaps landed his nut juice allover her back after giving it to her doggie style?

FUck this shitty site that gets lamer and stupider everyday!

Isn't this girl's career centered around being a Playboy bunny? Take off your fucking clothes.

How can you insult her face? She's way prettier than any other Playboy bunny I've seen.

i love how she doesnt have a single mole on her body..or extra wrinkle, i guess when you edit a photo you might as well go for it all?!

"...that's not a salt lick" -> love it. "but it could be"

1thru 16 with these exceptions-----2, 3 and possibly15
It's obvious the rest of you are complete fags and ugly bitches.
You'd never get looked at or even considered by someone who looks like this(myself included). Yeah I'd have too see an old fuck like Hef doing this to believe it(gouge out my eyes), but you never see her writing shit about your lame asses. Also her 15 minutes are nearly up, but I'd eat that for days!

Holly looked so diff before her surgery,,,,,, not ugly though she needn't of done it!!

not enough butt.

http://littleannabella.wordpress.com/2009/06/18/plastic-surgery-rhinoplasty-and-my-new-favourite-website/

O-Face

Holy shit, that Photoshop blur tool is so fucking hot right now.

GORGEOUS. Just amazing. I love her, she's my favorite from, 'The Girls of the Playboy Mansion'. Love her hair, her eyes and she has the prettiest face. LOVE the 1st pic!

I love people who address the person in the picture like #2. Do you really think a girl like that spends her time reading this site? Or can read?

She's pretty, but in a very generic sense. That's usually the case with Playboy models, though.

I wonder how many times that ass has had an 80-year-old cock shooting dried up grey carcinogenic jism into it.

So the new swimsuit style is "too small so she can show off her asscrack"...?

as a real man, id fuck the shit out of her. if you say otherwise you are crazy!

"As a real man I would fuck the shit out of her."

Real man huh?
Gay much, bro?

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She has such lovely, natural blonde hair, so I don't understand why she dyes her eyebrows and roots dark?

Dear Holly,

I know that the rumors about you eating Kendra and Bridget's assholes are not true; you are much to classy for that kind of nonsense. As far as you making love to Hugh Hefner, why not? You two were in love, anyone could see that. Statistically speaking, May/December romances usually last relatively long, so it's somewhat surprising that yours didn't, because you are such a gorgeous girl with an awesome personality. I have supreme confidence that, with your God-given good looks, sparkling personality, and intelligence you will go far. You know, Oprah has to retire sometime, and I see no reason why you couldn't step into her shoes.

Sincerely,

Randal's stalker

Now that's sarcasm!

I like to dissect girls; did you know I'm utterly insane?

If that's Jane then i'm Tarzan.

@33 Indeed a delightful looking creature on these pics.Perfect ass and perfect bronzed skin.

idk.
she just doesnt look as sexy without hefs ancient dick in her hand.

Still think she has a great body but an odd looking face.

The perfect woman... great ass and dumber than a bag full of hair...

Retouching or not, Holly is a gorgeous woman!

30. Adolf Oliverbush

Here's a newsflash...most girls (and shocker, some guys) dye their hair - picking on Holly for dying her hair is lame.

usually she is not that good looking...photoshoppppppppppppppppp

I'd hit it.

Holly Madisons your so hot ^_^ thanks for the post

I'm with #11. Except her fake ass tits. I hate fake tits...

Who wants to look at this whore everyday. I got a free WWF 2010 calendar in the mail yesterday and it's a lot better with cute little baby animals on each page.

I'm not interested in women who suck off geriatric peen just to get noticed by millions of people to keep her "fame" going. These photos look like she took them all within the range of a casino in vegas since that's all she does nowadays by being a promoter to 20 yr olds trying to party and remind them "Hey if you can spread your legs, you can get anything you want!"

DO NOT WANT

What a tempting ass! I almost took everything bad i said about her...almost!

i don't care what anyone thinks, she looks fucking hot.

I'm sure this is photoshopped, but I think her face looks very pretty in this pic. I'm not sure what I think about that bikini bottom. Why pay extra for a wedgie?

HAHAHAHA!!! "but thats not a salt lick" I LOVE IT!! I thought I lost you to the dark side Fish, so thanks for bringing the humor back!!
As for Holly, I think she looks HOT. I met her, along with all the other girls, and she was by far the sweetest. Kendra, ASSHOLE. But Holly was very nice, and really pretty in person. I was asked to be in PB, but not my thing. Anyway, anyone saying she isn't hot needs their heads checked!! She could lay off a little bit of the makeup though...

She so reminds me of that Bonnie Lee Blakely that got killed by Robert Blake awhile back. White trash.

I think she'd make a beautiful brunette. The blonde wig/extensions are just really bad. It looks like one of those wigs you get in the Halloween section at Wal-Mart. However, I think she has a really pretty face and body.

@ #51, I totally agree. Im not into the bleach blonde look unless its on Gwen Stefani of course. Not too many women can pull that off trying to be sexy, you have to be punk rock to pull that off. She would look waaaaay better as a brunette, especially with her eye color. And toning down the make up a little wouldnt hurt either.. just sayin.

@47 I completely AGREE with you! BTW, I SOOOO want to make a deposit in her coin slot!!!

she's trash, those of you that say she's hot have the worst taste in the world. she's a nobody, the second lamest on girls next door. kendra was easily the best. still is!

She is looking great

shooped?

i bet she still smells like Hef. a cocktail of gin and bengay

I'd hit it...twice.

I'd hit it...twice.

If I was in a plane crash in the Andes, I would want her there with me. First damn thing I would do would be to eat that ass to completion! That booty is adorable.

It's great to see the people who say "they'd eat that for days". Yeah, you're just what she's lookin' for. This is at you, 18! If you're a dude, and a straight one, surrender your license to carry your penis to the proper authorities, immediately, if you haven't already. And if you're a chick, I want to see your liquor/lickher license, before you talk about eating any hot chicks, especially, Holly. Although, logically, after Holly went from, Hugh "I'm Huffin and Puffin' as fast as I can" Hefner. Then to, Criss "it's not a lisp I broke my toof" Angel, she might be up for some bearded clam, or clam on the half shell. Whatever your case might be, but I think it's clear what it is.

love the 2nd pic. She is my fav out of the 3

love the 2nd pic. She is my fav out of the 3

I just meant it looked like I could survive off that can if I had to. Just have to prevent it from freezing first.

I'd ruin that ass!

I like how she put on a bikini bottom thats too small to make her ass look better, don't get it twisted ladies, real men like that ass (but lets not go over 40 inches plz)

I wouldn't fuck her with your cock.

Hot!!!

nice painting actually. Airbrush tool, I miss you in the real world :-(

I'd anal tongue dart that ass all night...

i dont like blondes, but she is pretty hot in a classicaly beautiful way. she's also talented and has great style.
she was by far the best of the 3 on that show...the other two were idiots...how does that moron kendra have a show???
wish holly all the best in the future. :)

Umm....didn't anyone notice that her TATTOO is miissing????? It was a pink Playboy bunny head on her lower back. Removed or Air brushed away???

shes beautiful and classy ....unlike that katie price chick .....i think these photos are very nice

shes beautiful and classy ....unlike that katie price chick .....i think these photos are very nice

Did the photographer and "photo editor" Holly not realize that in the sitting t-shirt photo her right arm looks dark, wrinkled and hairy?! Yikes. Get a new photographer, Holly.

u r so beautful looking so good ur body i mean everthing is so beautful

The judge must have awarded her Criss Angels abs. Criss got the wardrobe.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2008/08/21/holly-madison-redux/

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2008/09/02/holly-madison-full-body-makeover/

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I was really caught up in the Girls Next Door Show. I believed that
Holly, Kendra and Bridgette were friends. I felt that Kendra and
Bridgette were using the relationship as a stepping stone. (I felt
that they cared for Hef, but the caring was limited. I really thought
that hef an Holly were in love. Now that he is geting a divorce,
he can marry Holly.
The three new girls seem so fake and appear to only be a replace-
ment for the hree divas who left.

I was really caught up in the Girls Next Door Show. I believed that
Holly, Kendra and Bridgette were friends. I felt that Kendra and
Bridgette were using the relationship as a stepping stone. (I felt
that they cared for Hef, but the caring was limited. I really thought
that hef an Holly were in love. Now that he is geting a divorce,
he can marry Holly.
The three new girls seem so fake and appear to only be a replace-
ment for the hree divas who left.