Jul 17 2009EXCLUSIVE: Jon Gosselin's girlfriend majored in coke and threesomes at college

FIRST!!!!

what a nice respectable young woman

Loser above me.

Sho she was a little slut in college and fucked the QB and maybe a few others guys on the team.

What little minx doesn't open up for the QB? Add some coke, and , ok, maybe she she does a threesome. Every guys dream, why not every girls?

Sounds like John has found a fun party girl. Go at it, wear a codnom, have your fun, do anything to block out that nightmare of eight yapping, needy little monthsters back in your house. No guy should have to put up with that curse.

Sounds like a fun girl. Whats wrong with that.

Trashy girl is also a mudshark. Not news.

@ 5

Yeah, she's just a worn-out possible coke addict with a criminal record who irresponsibly sleeps with a balding, overweight 32-year-old man who filed for divorce less then a month ago. What could possibly be wrong with that picture?

Everything this chick does is to get approval and draw attention to herself. What the Hell happened... besides the cocaine, that is. What messed up childhood did she have to just fall off the deep end that fast? Does she come from a broken family? Was her dad an asshole?

Yet another white whore glorified in the American media

Perfect candidate for a choke fuck...

That fourth pic there, is the best Jon pic ever.

Can we as a country please stop covering these A-holes? Why are they famous?

Why can't we send these jackasses overseas to scope out enemy terrain and test the ground for IED's? So much better use of their stupidity.

Who was the professor that semester? Lohan, right? No wonder this bitch is so good at whoring and snorting. Next up, pics of vagina exiting a vehicle! Extra credit for making it look like a total accident!

I call bullshit, they don't have coke in Indiana.

Yeah, she's going to make a great step Mother to those 8 kids.../rollseyse.

Nice girlfriend, Jon Gosselin....you douche bag!

Here at IU, they don't call them McNutt sluts for nothing.

nice trainwreck eyebrows.

I wonder how many guys have McNutted on her face?

Good for this Jon guy. You know she fucks like the Tasmanian Devil...

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I've driven through Indiana a few times and by the time you're through the state, you're willing to do anything for some fun....even coke.

Looks like someone tore her eyebrows off.

Holy shit, stop the presses, a college co-ed did crazy shit and then grew up, sorta.

Why is this even important? Everybody does crazy shit in college, right 'Fish?'

What, you're going to deny our time in Tijuana with Rosa and Maria? Dammit man, I knew you'd back out.

you call him a douchebag for dating this whore i call him a HERO!

have your fun bro, get a coke-fueled threesome in there then dump the bitch and go to your kids' birthday party.
he needs it badly...

She has a nice body (thanks coke, you always come through!), but she is the true definition of BUTTERFACE! Yes, Jon is a balding tool but the fact that he's on tv should earn him a little more than college leftovers like this!

Everyone is getting emo over this coked out, double penn, weed smoking college fucktard and it really shouldnt make a difference in the end. If she wants to be with some fat tub of shit azn who can barely see while having 8 kids then apparently shes a keeper for him, especially when they need a babysitter to watch the kids for "family night".

How cutesy.. :barf:

@9

Exactly Rich! Except I prefer the term "Throat Fuck"

So basically she's a whore. Big whoop. Girls like these are a dime a dozen at any state college. When I was selling hash my junior year I could walk into a party and have two chicks just like this bitch agreeing to leave with me in 10 minutes to get high.

Shes perfect! especially for some dude coming out of a dreadful marriage,,,Gapes Galore!!!

I have to say, I don't understand why some girls wax the shit out of their eyebrow's like this. It looks HORRIBLE. The shape looks stupid and they are pencil thin...how does this look good? Sorry, pet peeve of mine. That being said, people change, you can be a party animal in college and a decent person a few years later.

Gravity is not going to be friendly to that chin...

isn't this the father of 8 children and a bitchy wifes dream? a young ho

Work with me on this one.

We have videos floating around the interwebz of EVERYONE having sex. Right now you can go to google and find a video of your mom with 3 black dudes.....even if she never really has been.

Where is the video of this whore??? I have to believe there is a full production DVD of this slut being slammed air-tight by a room full of guys.

Who gives a shit about another Paris Hilton video. Give me this bitch doing 5 lines of coke and getting DP'd by anyone who walks through the door.

I was there with the Indiana Football team in Acapulco and I am good friends with all the guys who were there. I have spoken with these guys and I know that none of them have ever had sex with this chick or they would certainly remember. This article is a blatant lie. We ran into a friend from Conneticut who was haning out with her all week and we were introduced to her through him. They were dating for a while after spring break and none of my friends touched this girl or had any reason to. They don't even know her!! This gossip is all confirmed lies.

Yeah, "John Smith", if that's your REAL name (Hi Hailey!). Have you seen the other pics of you, errr, I mean of her and her "friends"? Looks completely innocent to me, the kind of girl you really wanna take home to momma...or Kate for that reason. If you know anything about college football players they don't remember half of the skanks they cornhole because these chicks are a dime a dozen and there's plenty of alcohol to wash away the memories of their fugly faces.

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jon_gosselins_girlfriend_seems.php

She should have been arrested for those eyebrows alone!

@ #31

Wow...you have put us all in our place. We should all thank you and believe you Mr. Smith. I am glad you came forward and protected this poor church going God fearing girl. How dare anyone question this innocent soul.

PS....Do you think she will do Ass to Mouth for some blow?

someone needs to stage an eyebrow tweezer intervention on this gal

19... Typically I would agree with you. One obvious exception is Bloomington, IN (home of IU). Great town. Regardless, fuck this girl.

You know what's really funny about this post? That someone attended Indiana university and can't spell "their".
USA! USA!

Does anyone else think he's doing this on purpose just so he won't have to worry about custody/visitation with the kids? Just a thought. So basically, either he's brilliant, or the dumbest man on the planet. I vote the latter...but just a thought.

why are people surprised?

This is what dirty white trash does...

They lived in McNutt ffs...sounds like a bredding ground septic tanks like her

It's a known fact that yellow people will take any white person that comes their way.

It's a known fact that yellow people will take any white person that comes their way.

#31 - Yea, and I sprouted wings and flew to work today. You're a fucking idiot.

#35 - HAHAHAHAHAHA

Deacon, the throat fuck is great and all, but the choke fuck is more of a manual constriction during intercourse rather than a gag reflex denier. Just never try it on your wife... maybe your best friend's, but not yours...

The real story here is that there are eight more horrible asians in america.

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Isn't it too early for him to be going through a second adolescence?

Ah yes Rich. I misinterpreted a "choke fuck" as a "gag fuck".

Jesus, my college experience is deteriorating before my eyes.

Daddy, new mommy is so much fun!

#45 - I dunno... personally, I'm on my third...

Deacon, don't feel bad... I'm quite sure one could get quite a high smoking my hair.

anyone who has seen more than 5minutes of Kate plus eight will immediately recognize that Hailey perfectly matches Jon Gosselin's maturity level. This reality series can only get better: 8 toddlers, their perma-bitchy mom, wuss-douchebag dad, and his coke-whore slut mistress; all three of which crave money and attention. I might actually watch an episode or two.

I can't believe I'm doing this but some of my friends phoned me and told me to go to this stie. How sick are you people? How stupid and bored are you? I have never done any of these things in my life. I smoked weed ONCE in my life but I have NEVER done coke and I never plan to. And I am not a slut. Jon and I are in love and I am not a gold digger. He respects Kate, his children and me. Can't you just get a life of your own?

#50 - Hi Hailey. I have a big car, a gram of blow, a carton of Newports, shitloads of illegitimate kids, plus a Bruce Lee mask... wanna fuck?

Well hello there Ms. Glassman

This is quite the honor seeing how we on here never get the chance to voice our desires and opinions to the actual person. Thank you for giving me this opportunity.

First I would like to say that I don't think you look all that bad. Sure it appears on the surface that there has been some rough days and nights that have plagued you. (sorry about the face plant on the tree) I am sure all you friends look the same after a weekend of drinking and coke and weed and meth and herion and....excuse me...I'm just rambling now.

My real question is asking about you coming out to the house and meeting up with me. I don't have 8 kids but I do have a wife and 2 kids. I can send them away so you can feel right at home. I am sure I can score some coke if you would like. I would like you to feel as comfortable as possible.

I would like to spend an entire weekend searching over your body finding different places to stick my dick into. After each session I would expect you to clean it off by using your mouth. I feel that this is nothing new to you and I expect you to be quite the pro at it. I will most likely film this encounter as this will be something I would like to show my friends and family as you are such a big star now.

Please get back with me as soon as possible. I have purchased a full prescription of Viagra in hopes of you being here soon.

Thank you and I look forward to gaping your asshole and placing a candle in it.

#50 is funny...because people that have only smoked weed ONCE typically post pics of themselves with a pipe and lighting a blunt and have multiple charges related to drugs. Fuck, wrong again everyone!

#50...I highly doubt you are who you say you are, but you can't post pictures like you do on facebook/myspace/whatever, and expect not to get blasted. I always post my page and I got blasted for having cleavage...you are going to get blasted for looking like trash...and if you were fat, you'd get blasted for looking fat. That's how it is. You're never going to look like a princess when you take slutty pictures like you do and are actively dating a still-married dude with no job and 8 kids with a tv show. Get over it.

I don't know why I even bothered coming on this website where all you guys do is make fun of celebrities and people better than you. You comments aren't even worth dignificing with a response. I am very hurt by all of this but I can hold my head up high and be proud of myself and be a good woman for Jon. I am feeling sorry for everyone on this website, not just for the stars you make fun of, me included, but for yourselves, when it is obvious you have such boring lives.

#50 psssssssssssst. Hailey... My advise to you is to lay off the "gang hand signs" like in the pic above.
Fuck and suck away at Jon Gosselin though for all we all care.

No, Hailey, boring is when you sit around and decide it's a good idea to go after a fat asian guy with 8 kids who is STILL MARRIED. Bored is when you decide that it's a good idea to post various pictures of yourself smoking (that once in a lifetime) weed. That's someone with a boring life. And don't even act like you're not getting off seeing everyone write/post about you. It's obviously what you wanted or you wouldn't be doing what you are doing. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

@55 "not just for the stars you make fun of, me included"

Lol.

"dignificing" ???

Is this something new that you can do sexually? Is this something that you can do? Will it involve a small goat? If so I have one in the back yard.

If I may ask Hailey....how big is your pussy? I mean is it loose, sloppy loose, wizard sleeve, 1 or 2 fists, 2 liter bottle?

Come on...you've got to give us something here.

Okay, I really find it hypocritcal that you lot are just talking trash here about me. Don't you know everyone makes mistakes? I have but I am grown up now and trying to live my life. It's not my fault I can't go anywhere without the papparazzi trailing me, even when I'm not with Jon! But that's besides the point. It's not the papparazzi that are the worst, it's you sad people that troll these celebrity websites making fun of people that are more successful than you will ever be.

If I have to put up with a bit of heat for doing what I love to do, that's fine. I'm not going to chagne my life for you freaks and geeks.

Hailey,
Don't mind most of these people, they're real CREEPS! Most of them have no dignity or life, let me tell you.

Now, honestly...do you spit or swallow? Because if you swallow I'm all yours.

And fuck, I'll throw in an Ed Hardy shirt if you do backdoor.

Everyone I am so horny. My pocket is tickling!!!

Aww, how cute. You are acknowledging the paparazzi like you are a real star! The only thing you are famous for thus far, is looking like you are 20 years older than you are. No, not in a good way.

Deacon, that is something you will never find out because I would never touch a lower life form such as yourself. Jon is going to lay the smack down on all of your asses.

Whatever....blah, blah, blah

Look....out on the table right now is this offer.

We can put together a gang-bang. It will be named The Superficial Gang-Bang 1000. All the posters will get together and tag team you for a few hours. We will supply the room, food, drugs, alcohol, lube....whatever is needed. We will even be willing to pay you $1000 for the day.

This whole Jon & Kate and the Slut is not going to happen....take this offer. It's more up your line of work anyway.

I'd like to see what you look like, Mel. If I am so ugly how did I get Jon? Smart, successful, handsome. That is something you will be very unfamilliar with I'm guessing.

"Jon is going to lay the smack down on all of your asses."

He gets beaten up by his wife! How can that guy put a smack down on anyone.

Funny someone would typo their own name ;)

No sorry, I am not attracted to fat half-asians. I am actually in a very happy relationship and have a child of my own. And no, you cannot sell him for crack, sorry.

Also did I say you were ugly? I said you looked old. Old like Donatella Versace.

@65
Blah, I'll be the one standing on the headboard playing air guitar to "Panama" while her head's getting rammed thru it. This will be my big chance to make it

You all are getting a little bit out of control, peasants. Jon is a powerful man with a hammer of a cock. He will take out his hard cock and bash your heads with it.

Hahahaha, I was about to say the same thing #67! Kate is going to devour Hailey just like she did Jon and neither one of those bitches will be man enough to stop her!

#52, 59, & 61 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Thanks, I needed those...

And I imagine "dignificing" is the "dignity of sacrifice"... or maybe it's just the Tijuana snow talking there...

Hey Hailey, are you still mad your parents gave you a stripper's name?

Ho-ly Shit! If you are who you say you are, you've got balls, I'll give you that. Granted, they're probably of the ben-wa variety, but you've got 'em. And by "holding your head up and being a good woman for Jon?" Is that slang for, "you sucked him off almost to climax and you wait patiently, as he ejaculates on your face and in your hair?" I'm just askin'? Inquiring minds want to know.

Look, you're special, Snookums. What guy doesn't want a woman with barely any tread left on the tire. A woman he can do resin hits with when all the hash is gone. A woman who knows how to turn an apple into a bong. You've got a lot to offer, Jon. Most importantly, an alibi should he get in any kind of legal trouble in the future. He can point at you, plead insanity and he'll pretty much get away with murder. I'd watch out, Kate.

You are all a bunch of poopstained panties!! And Hailey is NOT a stripper name!! Rich Port is!! And you are all peasants who will bow to the suckling teet of Jon's velvetty weanus when he comes all over your faces and you drown in it. And I will laugh.

@ #70 "Hailey"

1. Jon is Asian...I doubt he has any hammer type cock
2. You are a whore...I doubt anything less than Blackzilla will even have a chance of tickling you.

Jon is so going to hear from me about this. I am telling him. His cock will grow hard with rage and he will use it as a hammer to smite you all, like THOR!!

Why would you laugh at your supposed man sticking his penis in other women's faces?

Do us a favor, and if this is really you, issue a statement. And get it on TV. Should be easy if you are as famous as you think you are. Acknowledge us, and maybe we will acknowledge you. But probably not. Only that you'll end up with skin cancer before you reach your 30s.

Thor? Bitch please. Did you ever see that movie "Revenge of the Nerds", where that jock asks the Asian dude if he knows karate, the nputs his sweaty jockstrap on his head when he says "no"? Jockstrap head would Jon... he'll be delivering my General Tso's and mispronouncing his "r's" by the end of the year.

I am sitting here laughing my ass off at all these comments. If you think I'm so low and disgusting why do you bother replying? Why do you bother reading posts about me and looking at pictures of me? You all want me. Jon is sitting beside me right now and his cock is pulsating with a blind rage. I am going to make it spew all over you.

JON IS HAWIANNE!!!!!

"HAWIANNE" ??? What the fuck is that? Does it have anything to do with "dignificing" ???

Hawaiian's (note correct spelling) are of Japanese heritage, thus they are Asian.

What the hell is a HAWIANNE?

lol, this isn't her.

Kudos, however, to whoever is "her".

I'm off to happy hour to drink $1 Miller Lites, do one too many shots of Wild Turkey, and get at least one awkward stare from a chick while I make my "Shining" face at her

All of you are bitches.

Has anyone thought about I feel through all of this?

I was there first. I should be the one getting all the attention and trips to Europe and rings and clothing lines and engagments. The only reason Jon dumped me was because I wouldn't take it in the butt. Sometimes I think he has a little closet case of homo. He would always scream at me "Take it in YOUR ass Kate...you dirty bitch" I would have to stop and remind him that my name is Deanna....but then he would just curl into the fetal position and cry himself to sleep.

I want my money bitch!

This "exclusive" sounds like it was made up, like so so bad...

nice try, though, you can immediately tell whoever edits this site wrote the supposed informant info...

either way, many people will still run with the twisted truth! Ahaha. I'd hit that shit on some blow no doubt!!!

-Marty Applewood

wow, what happened between the first and second pic. she looked cute in first one, then what happened

Duh it's not her, but it's still amusing that someone thinks they are ;)

@ #86

"wow, what happened between the first and second pic"

pic #1 is a mugshot....you figure it out

I think she is a perfect candidate for a DP, maybe even a DPP

Who really gives a shit? Honestly. Four years ago your blog used to be so good, but your schtick is old and predictable. What's with all your Jon Gosselin and Kim Kardashian posts? These people are nobodies and your constant profile of them has turned this site into a massive waste of time.

I can see this saga ending in a homicide. Can I see Kate's fake tits again please?

She's a typical white slut whore. Why is anyone surprised? That's what all white skanks do

This is hilarious,you've gotta love passive aggressive people like Jon, obviously he doesnt have the balls to confront his wackjob ex-wife directly about what she put him through, so he does the next best thing, takes up with women that are GUARANTEED to drive her even more insane, and the joy of his plan is that she can't do a damn thing about it, he is not serious about this one , the last one or the next one, he is just using them to f----k with her mind, not because she wants him back , but the fact that he is showing her that he is out there doing all the things that make that maniacal control freak nuts and she can't do a thing about it must be driving her to drink.As for Hailey or Deanna who cares if she did or didn't do drugs or if she did the whole football team, her life,her problem. Reality is for people who can't handle drugs, get your coke on girl. You can always try for a reality show about rehab

she went to IU?! ohhh yeaaa...theres no doubt she's a dirty skank!!

@ 52 - HAHAHAHAHAHA, thank you

Hey #81, I'm pretty sure "Hawianne" and "dignificing" have something to do with "chagne"

And also, I'm really hoping poster 50 is actually this Glassman chick so I can know that she actually read what an ugly, homewrecking whore everyone thinks she is.
Put the bottle and/or meth down honey, you look about 43.

I predict some ecstasy moments for Jon Gosselin.His eyes will be popping out.

That's probably something else than that hairy cooter he's used too.

He's thanking god on his knees for this girl and is looking forward to his first shot of heroin.

I bet she knows how to use the strap-on!

i live in bloomington & she definitely has a record here.

sexy...ugh.

whoa - check it out. This chick looks a little bit like Kate Gosslin. Sure he's over her!

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