Jul 14 2009Denise Richards sunbathing topless
Finally Denise Richards has realized what she needs to do to keep her career on life support. Here she is sunbathing topless while filming her reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated. Granted, these aren't the highest quality shots, never look a gift horse in the mouth. Unless there's pictures of women's breasts inside then, really, what's a hoof in the neck? Back me up, Christopher Reeve.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of once bountiful pastures, and also, thanks to Brian who, for some reason, included explicit instructions for Shauna Sand in his e-mail that I won't repeat here. This is a family site.
Photos: The Sun
Reader Comments
1. TopCat - July 14, 2009 5:14 PM
First!!
2. Ick - July 14, 2009 5:15 PM
Sheen's STD's weren't enough so she bang a fat old rocker. Sick.
3. tony - July 14, 2009 5:16 PM
sexy
4. Mac - July 14, 2009 5:16 PM
1. TopCat - July 14, 2009 5:14 PM
First!!
Who cares....
5. AmericanWhiteTrash - July 14, 2009 5:18 PM
Anything for publicity when you can't get work i guess
6. Sotto Cinco - July 14, 2009 5:22 PM
I'd suck on those till the cows came home.
7. Initial_G - July 14, 2009 5:24 PM
Man as grainy and crappy as so pics are the pap must have been miles away to get these shots.
8. kaftw - July 14, 2009 5:25 PM
And to think people used to think she was hot.
9. Kelley - July 14, 2009 5:26 PM
Er, don't you mean Christopher Reeve ??
10. eattrn - July 14, 2009 5:26 PM
Yeah I have seen more through a tshirt than those grainy looking pics.
11. ROUGH daddy - July 14, 2009 5:30 PM
That crap is so blurry its making my eyes watered...whad they have on the lens Vaseline?
12. Steve McNair - July 14, 2009 5:31 PM
She looks batshit crazy in those pics.
Nice cans, but she might shoot you in the head while you sleep on her couch.
13. Annie Rexia - July 14, 2009 5:34 PM
Yeah, either that are fall asleep in her crotch. You know...'cause she's a whore.
14. Annie Rexia - July 14, 2009 5:37 PM
Shows what kids can do to a body. that's why I get sucked out the second the hpt comes out positive.
15. Tom K - July 14, 2009 5:42 PM
She used to be hot now shes just eh!
16. jules - July 14, 2009 5:43 PM
she looks good, idiots
17. jules - July 14, 2009 5:43 PM
she looks good, idiots
18. jules - July 14, 2009 5:43 PM
she looks good, idiots
19. tools - July 14, 2009 5:45 PM
#17
lesbo
20. Cash - July 14, 2009 5:46 PM
So, did she get a boob reduction between Starship troopers and the now? She was stacked back then, and again in that forgettable Bond film, but here she looks like a B cup.
Whar them titties go, Denise?
21. ANSWER ME - July 14, 2009 5:47 PM
Didn't she used to have ginormous half grapefuit rock hard implants? You know back when she was in Wild Things making out with Neve Campbell. Are those just smaller implants or is she silcone free now?????????????
22. meme - July 14, 2009 5:51 PM
Respect!!
23. Deacon Jones - July 14, 2009 5:57 PM
At least she learned her role, unlike most women
24. Randal - July 14, 2009 6:02 PM
Denise is a ball of energy, shown here by her playful personality while shooting her popular reality show. She's also very well known for the hit movies she's brought to the top and of course, her amazing smile.
Randal
25. The Observer - July 14, 2009 6:05 PM
Isn't there a drink called the fuzzy nipple?
26. Buzz - July 14, 2009 6:07 PM
Skank!
27. Matt McGuinness - July 14, 2009 6:09 PM
Who is this little boy?
28. Melinda Maria - July 14, 2009 6:13 PM
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29. casualencounters.com/blog - July 14, 2009 6:21 PM
I object to the poor qualities of these pictures almost as much as I object to this woman's reality show.
30. esophus - July 14, 2009 6:30 PM
Who's Denise Richards?
31. no idea - July 14, 2009 6:35 PM
No clue who this person is. What has she done?
32. Champ - July 14, 2009 6:42 PM
She's still good for a blow j and a sweet surprise on her chest.
33. alex - July 14, 2009 6:45 PM
Man, I cant wait until she fades into further obscurity then gets desperate enough for attention that she's willing to show her pooter...wait a minute, by that point I won't care who she is or if she shows her stinky snatch. oh well.
34. kingofbeer - July 14, 2009 7:03 PM
MILF!
and
for the fags who keep commenting. Starship troopers, Wildthing come to mind.
35. 1moreidiotintheworld - July 14, 2009 7:05 PM
Jesus! I could have gotten a better picture with a $5 disposable camera......
36. Carolyn - July 14, 2009 7:13 PM
Randal blows
37. The Rake - July 14, 2009 7:31 PM
Hammerable...several times over...hate to say it but its true. Hi haters!
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
38. Christina - July 14, 2009 7:35 PM
Randal isnt very comprehensible :S
39. Out-Raged - July 14, 2009 7:49 PM
Oh, I guess that means she knows her career is forever over.
40. Sticky Wicket - July 14, 2009 7:55 PM
Isn't the Christopher Reeve comment a little harsh? As in, "Not fucking funny?"
41. Buckskin - July 14, 2009 8:09 PM
I wanna see
42. Punchline - July 14, 2009 8:11 PM
Tiny nipples. Lame.
43. dk - July 14, 2009 8:13 PM
I miss her huge tits..
44. ian Sparks - July 14, 2009 8:23 PM
The Christopher Reeve joke really exposes your awesome writing abilities!
You're as topical and talented as any writer on SNL.
Maybe tomorrow you can pull a Church Lady reference out of your ass.
45. ian Sparks - July 14, 2009 8:23 PM
The Christopher Reeve joke really exposes your awesome writing abilities!
You're as topical and talented as any writer on SNL.
Maybe tomorrow you can pull a Church Lady reference out of your ass.
46. Iambananas - July 14, 2009 8:43 PM
She's so annoying, but she looks amazing.
47. david she is sexy - July 14, 2009 9:10 PM
i want her number she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
48. jlylec - July 14, 2009 9:18 PM
man i'd knock the DUST off that pussy!
49. Burt - July 14, 2009 9:31 PM
The World is Not Enough was an awesome Bond movie I thought
50. Taz - July 14, 2009 10:02 PM
i want to fuck a bond girl.... HER!
51. Taz - July 14, 2009 10:03 PM
i want to fuck a bond girl.... HER!
52. Jaxon - July 14, 2009 10:24 PM
She was just saying this was her third boob job. The first two were big and then bigger, then they put in these little bitty ones. I don't see how her skin could have stretched around the giant ones and then suck up to the little ones so well. They do look nice for all the abuse they've taken. They don't even look fake.
53. snake - July 14, 2009 10:47 PM
#14 you slayed me.
But, I have no problem with her tits ... except they're fuzzy or something. Could be I don't have my glasses on.
54. celebritygossip - July 14, 2009 11:41 PM
Desperate ho...
55. robert - July 15, 2009 12:18 AM
the low resolution makes the pix rather underwhelming
56. Dee B Cooper - July 15, 2009 2:44 AM
Starship troopers 2- ftw
57. DCMikeRotch - July 15, 2009 3:26 AM
Why is the resolution so bad? They look like liver spots.
58. DCMikeRotch - July 15, 2009 3:27 AM
Why is the resolution so bad? They look like liver spots as far as I can tell.
59. tom-mafiawars - July 15, 2009 4:54 AM
Thanks for posting, she is very hot. Who took the picture?
60. Galtacticus - July 15, 2009 6:24 AM
Unclear photo,i can hardly see the nipples.
61. Rhialto - July 15, 2009 6:32 AM
From this angle she has a pelican chin.Is this really Denise Richards?
62. crzylgs - July 15, 2009 7:26 AM
http://crzylgs.mybrute.com
fight me!
63. RichPort's Ghost - July 15, 2009 8:01 AM
Meh... she looks like she uses her teeth when she blows.
64. Tinner - July 15, 2009 8:08 AM
How anyone can think this curvy, delicious woman is ugly is beyond me.
Then again most on TS are total girls. No: your penis only doesn't make you man my friend.
Shame about the resolution: you'd think paps would invest in a good camera and proper lenses.
65. HEYITSME - July 15, 2009 8:11 AM
That Christopher Reeve coment was WAY OUT OF LINE!!! Anything for a laugh right!!! SMH!!!!!!!!!!!
66. Christopher Reeve - July 15, 2009 8:16 AM
What do I care about jokes now? Maybe when I was alive it would have bothered me. But not nearly as much as having to ask my wife to perform my nightly manual disempaction.
67. Scott Pruitt - July 15, 2009 9:08 AM
After all this years Denise still looks wonderful.
68. Scott Pruitt - July 15, 2009 9:12 AM
I dont see my first comment, anyways Denise is still hot how old is she?
69. denise "All I have to offer is TITS" richards - July 15, 2009 9:55 AM
She's a hot piece of ass, but that's all she's got going for her. Her film "career" (if you want to call it that) is dead, and she's a "reality" tv joke. She's been shown to be a raging cunt with a foul mouth, no control of her emotions and anger management issues.
Now, she's showing off her tits to get publicity; how self centered & arrogant. Her kids are going to get a ton of crap at school because of this. Just like Carmen Electra, that's all she's got going for her. Once her looks disappear, she'll be giving blowjobs in back alleyways to annonymous strangers to pay the rent...
70. The Jerk - July 15, 2009 11:41 AM
Oh Denise..where did you go wrong after all these years? Was it from marrying Charlie Sheen, or was it the downward spiral of horrible choices of movies? Either way, the same trend seems to be the same here: actress gets older/people forget about them/they get "caught" being half naked in front of paparrazzi/get a reality tv show to follow them 30 mins taking a shit on the toilet/I change the channel and watch Animal Planet/rinse n repeat.
71. Lion-Heart - July 15, 2009 12:59 PM
I know just the reason why she is doing this.. She wants to star in another James Bond Movie.. xD
72. Sexy Costumes - July 15, 2009 1:04 PM
Not bad, although she HAS had three boob jobs. At least she doesn't have frankenboobies...
73. Debt Consolidating - July 15, 2009 1:16 PM
please let me lick them
74. buzztoe - July 15, 2009 7:47 PM
Party tits!!!
75. DCLeisurist - July 16, 2009 4:38 PM
For being old and the least interesting person on TV, she is kind of f*cking hot. I'm impressed!
76. Horovitz - July 16, 2009 9:13 PM
Denise you looks Aaaaaamazing!!! Great personality!!!
77. Horovitz - July 16, 2009 9:13 PM
Denise you look Aaaaaamazing!!! Great personality!!!
78. Horovitz - July 16, 2009 9:13 PM
Denise you look Aaaaaamazing!!! Great personality!!!
79. wowman - July 21, 2009 1:14 AM
Here is the complete spread in case you are interested.
http://tinyurl.com/richards-topless
Enjoy..
80. Ari Ola - July 22, 2009 7:01 PM
I wonder how much milk those babies hold
81. hates fake fake tit pics - August 2, 2009 11:08 AM
i wonder how p-chopped these photos are.
82. lulu - August 6, 2009 4:17 PM
I used to defend Denise on the internet
up until i saw this episode on her show where she takes her top off to sunbathe knowing very well that the paparazzi are watching
She's a desperate hasbeen hag
with no life
Have you seen the house she lives in?
There's pigs running all over the house, shitting everywhere
I mean c'mon
that is not a way even a washed up reality star lives!
Just disgusting
i bet her whole house smells of animal pee and shit , there's dog hair everywhere
eeeeww
83. dominate mafia wars - September 20, 2009 9:16 PM
Nice... just wish the stars wouldn't be in the way...