Jul 31 2009Carrie Prejean sues Miss California Organization. But not really.

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I like her purple shirt =)

and exactly who does she think is gonna buy this book of hers??
..toddlers? because i'm pretty sure they'll be coloring activities, stickers and puzzles on each and every page. them toddlers jaws are gonna drop!

When is it that we get to see her drenched in the piggy blood? Now please?

I will give this whore $5000 to do pr0n if she would just shut the fuck up.

"the wind blew my shirt open" ??? really??? I've seen the photos and I don't see a shirt anywhere. Did it blow the fucker clean off your body?

Oh let her write her silly book. When it comes out I think I'll be "opposite reading" it though.

I don't get why Carrie is a bitch. She is a very pretty girl who is a Christian. She isn't perfect and she might not even be all that serious about her faith. Becauses he doesn't think that a man marrying a man is a marriage she is vile and evil. Perez Hilton sniffs men's rectums and gulps their loads and french kisses them, (about as low a thing as shoveling dog shit off the sidewalk and eating it), but that freak is just fine. People who have legitimate values are the devil and the little b*stards in America who want to sip, suck or smoke anything they want are the cool ones. This country is becoming an entire nation of white trash.

Note to Perez: Hope you know how to swim while you're on fire, freak. But then, you don't have anything to worry about since there is no heaven or hell.

In less than 12 months she will be one of the up and coming 'Fox News' bobble heads. Probably seen in one of the 6 to 10 am slots for seasoning, then moving up to regular appearances with Bill O. Hey, watch out for that loofa or falafel, err, thingy. Also.

LMAO @5 "Did it blow the fucker clean off your body?" Hilarious.

She has a very kind face.

Robert M, your daily 'Troll Patrol' winner!!! Ding ding ding!

//wipes rectum stain off of mouth//

She's such a moron.

Foxhunter-

I'm a troll? How so? I generally enjoy this site as well as the humor of the guy who writes it. Do I need to agree with everything that he says? I don't.

(Probably your dad's rectum stain you wiped off after giving him a rusty trombone while you "ding", "ding", "ding" with his balls.) Go to hell.

Jesus christ, is everyone writing a book? I took a massive shit this morning and now im off to write a book about it. Seriously, how long could this book be? She was miss California and now she's not. Case closed, get over it Carrie. You were a nobody then and you're a nobody now.

This woman is beautiful.

Get it right, Robert M. It was a dirty sanchez.

I called you troll because you post your moral high-ground*ish* bullshit on a website that posts pictures of nude women, some quite voyeuristic in nature coupled with other 'gossipy' items that would be wholly considered declasse in your utopia of christians.

What are you doing here? Go find another place to play resident hypocrite.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

@7. I guess Perez will see you there since unfortunately judging others is a sin as well.

I would knock the dust of that shiz.

I would knock the dust off that shiz.

Keep it coming guys, this is good stuff. What ARE you doing here Robert? This women is the poster child for all that is wrong with modern Christianity.

Robert "I'm trying not to be Teh Gay" M said:

"This country is becoming an entire nation of white trash."

Thank you for allowing your post to prove your own thesis. You hereby receive your PhD in being 'ironical' for being acutely aware of all internet traditions.

Foxhunter - hypocrite asshole -

Stupid Fuck,

This entire site is about moral high ground. The writer (and commenters) writes condescending comments about celebrities. You write moral high ground shit about Carrie whats-her-name. All your ilk does is rag on people with heterosexual values. Who cares if she makes a porn film, anyway? I 'd watch it.

You are so eaten up with your high and mighty superior attitude about Christians you can't see what a hypocritical, self-righteous fuck you are.

Neither can you, Kelly. Another sin is being an empty-headed bimbo with your particular social security number.

Foxhunter -

What the fuck does ANY of the rambling bullshit mean?

"Trying not TEh BE GAY"?

The hell do you get that theory? I think seeing two men french kissing each other would made a normal person want to puke. That means I'm secretly gay?

Loving This -

What the fuck does your stupid ass know about Christianity, anyway?

Did I say I was a Christian?

All you dumbasses must have gone to college. Only college-educated idiots could write such nonsensical bullshit.

She's pretty hot no matter what comes out of her mouth (or goes IN IT....)

Fuck this vapid cunt.

Robert, You are the dumb ass. I called your fake titted idol a hypocrite. Real Christian women are not getting implants and posing nude. This bitch is a one trick FAME Whore, so fuck off!

Loving This

You're trying to act like you got some balls? Spare me.

You understand what real Christian women do, I suppose? That's not your problem, anyway. You have the same issue with me who hasn't claimed to be a Christian. The problem with you is you dislike anyone who espouses boundaries on behavior. You think that people should be able to do anything they want. That's how children think. There is nothing hypocritical about anything she has said or done. If she made 50 porn films she wouldn't be a hypocrite.

By the way, her fake tits are an improvement. So what? So is lipstick and hairspray. Is there some scripture that says "thou shalt not implant silicone in they bossom?" Fuck do you know about it? And she didn't ask to get the attention. Hell-bound (like all faggots) Perez Hilton forced it on her.

Let's break this diatribe down:

Robert M said: "You write moral high ground shit about Carrie whats-her-name. All your ilk does is rag on people with heterosexual values. Who cares if she makes a porn film, anyway? I 'd watch it."

Find any post of mine where I reference Carrie 'what's her name'. You can't. My ilk (big/small word of the day) does not rag on people with heterosexual values. We rag on people who claim to have heterosexual values then proceed to Boardwalk and draw a little bit on the hate card. Rectum, loads, freaks, devils, bastards, white trash. Whew. Where to begin. You, Robert M, are a psychologists dream.

Robert M also said: "You are so eaten up with your high and mighty superior attitude about Christians you can't see what a hypocritical, self-righteous fuck you are."

I don't have a problem with Christians. You brought that into the debate with your post. I believe you are so eaten up with paranoia and rage that you immediately assume that if one picks apart another who *claims* to be Christian, that person or their 'ilk' is ipso facto anti-Christian. Whatever, dude. Watch your pr0n and protect the X-tians from internet assaults.

I guess I'll get back to my WOW league and daddy's rectum. And watch America's degenerates take over all things pure.

//rolls eyes//

Foxhunter -

Apparently you need help breaking this down. You must be a college student. (Ilk is a word that got your attention?) Carrie Prejean didn't say anything hateful. She was asked a question which she answered. Apparently if you don't approve of gay marriage then you hate gays. She didn't even say in her answer that she disapproved of homosexuality. (I said that because I do). She said that she believes that marriage is between a man and a woman. That's all she said. But if you don't want to change the definition of marriage which has existed in all of known history in religious and secular circles since the dawn of time to satisfy a relative handful of the population, then you hate them. Not approving of behavior = hating the person. I don't get that because it makes no sense.

My post was hateful because I have intense hatred for people with your values. I don't just hate what you think. I hate you. But I wasn't the subject of this thread. Carrie was. Carrie is the one who has drawn all this fire (bitch, cunt, etc) for merely stating her opinion. She has been far more gracious with those who disagree with her than I will be.

I didn't bring Christianity into the debate about her. All those who call her a hypocrite did that since that is the entire basis for her being called one. If she were an athiest who got implants no one would care.

Get your shit straight.

Okay I just wasted a few minutes of my life reading 3 people fight via a celebrity gossip website. how about we all make up and be friends? robert m want to bang later? ok call me

@Robert M.

I'm an empty headed bimbo for pointing out the fact there are other sins in the bible other than Christianity? You are such a smart individual! From this day forward I too will pick and choose what parts of the Bible I will follow. I too will commit my life to this "only gays go to hell" though process. BURN IN HELL FAGGOTS TEEHEE!!!

cipierced -

If you're a chick, sure.

yes sir. do you like it rough/fast or sensual/slow? answer wisely

Kelly -

Hahahaha.

Brilliant rejoinder. So well thought out and lucid. HAHAHAHA.

What a fuckin dumb broad. Bet you get fed up with guys laughing at you all the time.

//craking gum// "I hate it when guys think I'm stupid. I'm NOT STUPID."

hahahaha

must people like YOU Robert ALWAYS hide sins of their own.
I bet you are a member of the C-STREET klan;preaching moral "values" while fucking on their wives and paying their whores off
that dumb bigot bitch has every right to say whatever the fuck she wants to because unfortunately we have the 2nd Amendment right.This 2nd Right thing has given RACIST;BIGOTS,HOMOPHOBES the freedom to spew their hate on a daily basis
ain't no problem with what bitch said but the way bitch said was wrong.Had bitch said I am for the marriage of men and women and had bitch left it at that;it would have been okay but dumb bitch had to go on and on and on.Makes you wonder if she wasn't planted
dumb bitch will lie her bigot ass off and have someone write her "book" for her.Reminds me of another racist xenophobic;homophobic bitch who thinks she's the shit

cipierced

Depends on how long it has been. Either is nice, actually.

fredy -

I'm sure I don't know what a C-Street is.

Would you say that your remarks included a fair amount of hate? I would. See how easy it is to be a hypocrite?

Might want to expand your vocabulary a little. Try listening to classical music until your IQ clicks up a few points.

By the way, I think you mean 1st amendment. The 2nd amendment has something to do with firearms. (Definitely college material.)

well robert i dont like slow, sorry. fast and rough. from behind. against the kitchen table. in the morning. details are important.

What's a brilliant "rejoinder"? Is that what I am since I haven't been sitting at my computer refreshing this page every few minutes like you have? ^_^

What a fuckin dumb broad. Bet you get fed up with guys laughing at you all the time.

//craking gum// "I hate it when guys think I'm stupid. I'm NOT STUPID."

Wow! How did you know? You are so smart! I DO hate it when guys say I'm stupid!

Kelly

*from Team America: World Police*

MATT DAMON

hahahaha

Dang robert, I be on u side wid dis shit. I dun tink dem homosexuals b habin da right to get a marriage mang. Unless dey lezbans den that ok u know wut i mean dude? haha ya u know. but if dey gey men den they gunna burn in hell!

General anethisia required to get breast implants can cause people to die. WWJD? Not that. Carrie has now lied again to get herself in the spotlight to promote her book. What Won't Carrie Do?

cipierced -

mmm.

That sounds like a plan

Christians : Stay contradicting their beliefs on the daily

Jerome -

Living in an English speaking country your entire life and not being able to speak English doesn't say good things about you, Jerome. But then how hard it to yell "w'on back" to the man driving the truck you hang on to 5 days a week?

fuk u numer 43. Imma buy carries book cuz she gunn revael how evil da mis us pagaent iz. she iz a gud christi women dat has moralz and valuz!!!! unlik dat perz hilton dat liks to pranc around wid hiz faggut azz!!!!

Wut u meen robert? I on u side wid dis 1. 2 mang kising mak me wan to vomit 2. y u gotta b so insul tng? I dun hang on 2 truk! y u a lie???

Don't worry. Her 15 are up.

Good job Bobby, you chased everyone off you ass. This was a good thread too.

Is the guy who had sex with a horse in S Carolina considered a homo? Is it ok to do it if he just marries the horse 1st? Could he have a herd of these horses if he lives in Utah? Does the horse have to be 18 yrs to be ok? Is a pony legal?

Was the horse male or female? If it was named Carrie I think he will be ok.

I am so sorry everyone for spewing. I am just having a bad day. My wife is a fat slob and I have to fantasize about Sarah Palin to get it up.

I believe opposite male to male-equine marriage is ok-

Forgot to tell everyone that I give the best head in town.

I hope her implants implode during her book signing. I am not even gay, I just hate liars. Can you see all the right wing baldies lining up to get thier books signed and POW! POW! Her fake crying is a mess.

Ed- Whatever you just said I agree (oppisite) har-har or should I say Nay-nay!!!

2-4-6-8 Separation of Church and State!!! It's narrow-minded Americans like Carrie Prejean, who use "God" as their excuse for intolerance, that give your country a bad name. Keep your religion out of politics and things would be much better. Hey, it's only what your founding fathers wanted! She seems like such a hypocrite, citing her Christian values as the reason she doesn't believe in gay marriage, yet has no problem posing semi-nude and discriminating against others. Don't even get me started on her lying and breach of contract issues! Live and let live, Carrie, and try to remember that freedom of religion includes freedom FROM religion.

Ms Whiplash, Do you think her book is going to make the best sellers list? Please PRAY that it does!

Too bad, I would like to see her get a great big settlement out of this. If I was the judge it would be 100x millions. That's small compensation for having her personal modeling port folio stolen and posted in public, medical records disclosed, parents attacked and suffering a relentless smear campaign that has involved every despicable act that you can imagine.

Too bad she can't do the same to TMZ and Huffington Post who have persecuted her by churned the hate pot every day for 3 months or more.

I guess there's not much hope for justice in La La Land the gossip center of the universe.

Well I'll be buying several copies when the book comes out. One for myself and a few to give to friends.

Be sure to get it signed ROBERT!

god i hate this bitch, i thought she had already evaporated into obscurity, but no here she is again, more coverage...

@58 - shut the fuck up bottom dweller, what the fuck do you know about this stuck up bitch really

ya mang u jsutice for cary iz so right.

evn do da miz usa pagant waz not rezponziple 4 har modlng porfolio stoln. dey shud still get zued cuz she a hot women.as long az she kep pozin nude an i can zee her tits she desrves lotsa $$$$$!!!!!

How did she write a book when she can't even string two sentences together? I pity the poor ghost writer.

#57, I actually do think her book will probably sell far more copies than it deserves to, simply because this story has been blown out of proportion. But I never, ever pray. No Skydaddy for me!

64. I have no problems with God, but God do I hate hypocrites and liars.

65...All I can say is "Thank God I'm an atheist!"

Thanks Robert M, Foxfire and Jerome. This was a fun way to pass a few hours, I laughed/cried!!!!

Great, another dumb cunt who is going to be famous for nothing. What the hell could be so interesting about her that anyone would want to read about it in a book? The only way I would buy her book is if it had pictures of her being fucked by a German Shepherd while she blows a donkey. She needs to go away and do what her mother has trained her for all of her life; ie: marry some old billionaire, kill him, and live happily ever after.

Gooooooooooooooo ATHEISM!!!

The only thing about being an atheist is your shelf life- ah, you can't figure that one out. Too bad...Tragic really. In your universe you are destined to be wormshit, nothing more. Have a good one!

GET THIS HATCHET-FACED BITCH OFF MY SCREEN. She's a nobody, she's done nothing of importance, said nothing of interest and machinated for attention the entire time. Everybody and their mom has an opinion on gay marriage and guess what? I don't give a damn. Having an opinion (especially a stupid, poorly expressed one) should not entitle one to this much national airtime.

She's like the Christian Heidi and Spencer.

i would like to fuck her. many times. although i'd really like to put my hotdog between her buns and fill her colon with my baby paste.

Her entire career consists of a bad day on tv. Maybe she should start her writing career with a pamphlet, or a note scribbled on a piece of toilet paper. If she were to do that, I might consider picking up a copy from my local library, if someone were to say... slip one in my backpack whilst I wasn't looking.

Hate to break it to you, #70, but that's your destiny too. This is it, your one and only chance at life. Make it a good one.

"an empty-headed bimbo"
Robert M @21...you are too kind if anything. The 'Christian' drivel that comes out this chicks mouth. Is she going to fill a book with that? What the hell has she done with her life? Jesus, who doesn't think they can write a book? Unreal.

I can't white for the high school football quarterback to come out and say he's been banging her since they were 13.

When is one of these asshat rich repubs gonna step up and make her an honest women? Come one guys! She is literally out there blowin in the wind!

74: we are all in the same boat-no provable information. Your thought "choice" gives all a green light to believe whatever we want. You can't back anything up either- so you are no better than a fundy. So, keep you hopelessness to yourself or be labeled a fanatic. Hope you look forward to your shrivel :-0

Grrr....when are we going to see those titties? All the way.

Thanks, Just sayin, but we're actually not in the same boat at all. You believe in something without any proof or evidence, and I don't. Simply that. I don't need to back anything up, because I'm not the one making outrageous claims about a mythical fairy tale being real. And no hopelessness for me.....my life is precious because I know it's the only one I'll have, so I choose to make the most of it, while I'm waiting for my "shrivel". What are you doing?

79: You know you are in the minority, I bet 98% of the world claims a religion & the 2 % stated non-believers have a belief system. You believe alright, just different stuff. I think you are selling yourself short. I'll make a deal with you- don't project what you think I believe and I'll try not to think you took the lazy path in terms of your belief. If your belief system works for you, great, but anyone who is so cranky about others shows a hint of uncertainty or non-fulfillment in life. Namaste y adieu!

Finally you've said something I'll agree with, #80! Atheists are in the minority. I think your number of 98% is a bit high, it's probably more like 85-90%. But if you checked into it, you'd find that the number of non-believers is increasing at a very quick rate. I honestly think that's because more people are taking the time to examine what they believe( or think they believe 'cause that's what was in the home while they were growing up). And, no, I don't have a belief system- I just have good morals and a rational mind with a strong bullshit detector. Anyway, by your account I'm lazy, cranky, unfulfilled, hopeless and no different than a fanatic or a "fundy". That's not very nice of you to say. Is that the morality that your belief (whatever it may be) has taught you? Baaaaaaaad sheep!

the word "Christian" makes me want to rape a ferret

81: You're "faith" in nothing takes faith. You're a wacko just like everyone else, to each his own. Just don't criticize other belief systems than your own. See, that's easy. There is nothing new under the sun...

83...You're not paying attention. You need to get yourself educated on what atheism is if you want to debate about it. It is simply the REJECTION of a belief in a god. I don't need to have faith in anything at all. Just admit to yourself that faith/belief isn't the same thing as truth and you'll get what I'm saying. I will say that you're right about "to each his own". I've got no problem with religion as long as it's kept out of government, schools, and public policy. Not even sure why I should care, I'm not even American. We don't seem to have the same kinds of problems in Canada. It's been fun chatting with you, by the way. I'm enjoying your point of view.....just keep the insults to yourself, please. See, religion is not needed as a "moral compass"...that just seems to come with a good upbringing.

Would it be un-Christian of me to say I'd like to give her a spanking while she was wearing a hot pink thong?

"heterosexual values"
"normal people"
"hell bound faggots"
LMAO

Obviously she'd need a 'boxing ball' to get rid of her frustations.

83: Sorry, no go & nice try. You can't opt out of the life belief dilemma. You have faith & beliefs, taken with as much "non-info" as everyone else & therefore, just as wacked out. I detect either ignorance or elitism -based on how many certificate you may have hanging up on the wall. I believe it's ignorance- sorry. If you come from the goo, then good for you. I believe in a higher intelligence, so be it. But your belief doesn't negate mine or anyone else's. You also don't get to selectivly decide "who gets to speak in the public square" either. Citizen influence in government is the American way, not so sure N of the border. If you wish to eliminate individual belief influence out of the public square, then yours goes too. Only fair. But that leads to State as God which is a religion in itself (and a bad one). It has proven over and over to squelch human freedom which I hope you would want. Just man up & get in the game, try to influence & don't think you have more answers than anyone else. Sheesh!

She isn't quite the type who's sucking it up.

I've read many times that the most satisfying revenge is 'success'.Success with her book!

I don't know #88, maybe I am ignorant, because I couldn't understand most of what your last rant was saying, especially the first few sentences. No idea what "opting out of the life belief dilemma" means. And faith and beliefs? i'd prefer to call what I have ethics and morals, no faith required. You're beginning to sound pretty defensive, maybe some cracks are showing in your certainty? Ha, ha just kidding. Look, bottom line is.....it's your right to believe whatever you want, just as it's my right to DISbelieve all that same stuff. Nobody wants to take that away from you. BUT..... RELIGION HAS NO PLACE IN GOVERNMENT IN ANY FREE COUNTRY. Keep it in your churches or whatever, just stay out of my kids' schools, courtrooms, government, and other places of public domain. Can you honestly not understand the concept of "separation of church and state'"? Just out of curiosity (if you don't mind), what's your demographic? I'm female, married, kids, 30's, West Coast lifestyle.

When is Perez Hilton next getting punched by someone please?

I´m sorry, Ms.Whiplash, but you are really very ignorant.
You cannot opt out of the belief dilemma and it´s sad that you don´t understand what that means.

No marina, what's sad is your brand of intolerance and judgement. I've honestly never heard that term and can't make it out. Instead of insults, how about a defintion?

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Carrie Prejean is perfect for a career in porn. Pretty to look at, and no one wants to hear her talk.

She is looking so awesome !! I love her face and eyes. She has got so killing eyes. Very pretty.